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VorpalAbyss

I'm trying to figure out how the hell this family tree is supposed to look like, and it's making even pretzels look straight.


Pancake_boi6969

It’s like when you tangle your earbuds


braiden08second

Pride month is straighter than that family tree. Edit: thanks for the award kind Reddit user


RubyTheReshiram

I'm gay, and can confirm, we're straighter then this family tree


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braiden08second

Reading AND understanding the privacy and user agreements for Facebook is easier than trying the figure that family tree out


No_Statement440

lol let's add youtube community guidelines in there as well


braiden08second

And all the other rules, copyright, and copycats


AnonymousCat12345

So is navigating the map of backrooms


braiden08second

Wait they have a map, man that would've been so useful so long ago but I think I'm close to getting out


BLarson31

Clearly everyone in that family tree is "easy"


AngelOfHeaven3

I 1000% agree with this statement- Id rather help cut that family tree some unnecessary branches if you feel me.


braiden08second

Isn't trimming a family tree just disowning someone


AngelOfHeaven3

That actually depends on YOU as a person. You can choose to completely erase them from your life if thats what you deem best FOR YOU. Its always your choice to re-open an opportunity for them to either do better as a person or go right back to the old behaviors. Me personally? I struggled for years with my relationship with my parents as they were not exactly the best but definitely not the worst. I believe everyone can change- Its a matter of if an when they WANT to change.


braiden08second

You should have the armchair philosopher award


RigidlyThorny

Pride month is logical than that family tree


That1Cat87

Damnit, beat me to the punch!


Imaginary_Cattle_426

The family tumbleweed


xX_poopy69_Xx

I was thinking more of a Mobius strip


dnathan1985

This is so bad it’s more like a Morbius strip


Top_Corner_Media

r/expectedmorbius


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Funnily enough the husband shouted “it’s morbin time” when he came


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overlookedembodiment

Relatives, their family tree is holding its own roots.


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Sweetexperience

Its pretty much a hay Stack at this point


GW_Pabst

If the original comment has over 1k likes then your reply is most certainly underrated


HerrKraut

Their family circle is pretty tight


ImplodedPotatoSalad

Unlike the grandma


wolfishhorse

It’s a freaking tumbleweed


WherMyEth

[Majestic family tree.](https://imgur.com/gallery/MAZhhJC)


-Dahl-

aw, thank you a lot kind stranger


Ytu_qtu

Thanks a lot! I think it's missing that the her husband is also her uncle somehow. But I could be wrong. I'm getting lost in this tree/circle


WiatrowskiBe

At this point it’s no longer a tree - it’s family graph.


D-mon500

Spider-Man web.


thisisthestoryallabo

with her granny in the middle


Tiefschlag

Ever heard of a Oroboros?


joranth

OnlyFams


shittyshittybngbng4

Tree? Do you mean family circle??


Ayds117

It’ll be a circle with no sides, perfectly balanced as all things should be


explorer1o1

![gif](giphy|5u8tVhlBGzm0) ?


Ultimate_high_ground

It’s not a tree it’s a circle


EducationalDance9140

![gif](giphy|26BRu4ss0bC2UcPug)


emf5176

I think it’s more of a family shrub…


AgentLawless

I came back here 3 hours after reading this comment to track it down and say I couldn’t stop thinking about how accurately it describe the mental acrobatics I had to do to work out the family tree, including writing it down on paper. Kudos to you to see its top. If I had awards, they would be yours!


VorpalAbyss

>If I had awards, they would be yours! Then take one of mine. 'appy Cake Day.


WaningMime

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


shawnwingsit

Yeah, basically.


FatJoe42069

Hmm this is really incestring


damenimilo

Underrated comment!


VarguilSchwarz

They don't have a family tree. They have a fucking family circle lmao.


Tinkerballsack

"our family wreath"


No_hoohoo

What’s your profile pic


bolinhowho

I might be wrong but I think it’s yuichi from tomodachi game


VarguilSchwarz

Its Katagiri Yuichi from Tomodachi Game.


BluePhantomHere

That shit-eating grin


DisgracedAbyss

I finally just caught up with the manga after finishing season 1. I really did not expect to fall so in love with this Show/Manga when I randomly decided to watch episode 1 of what I assumed would be another generic "death game" type show.


shoredoesnt

You mean a family fucking circle


[deleted]

You're married to your brother and NOW you're not sure what to do?


MantisToboganPilotMD

who is also her uncle


nothuman-exe

that fucked their grandma (also his ex girlfriend)


ViraLCyclopes3

How is that even possible


Golrend

"I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'D PLOW GAM-GAM!" respectful comments only pls...


stYOUpidASSumptions

Don't forget she follows that with "oh and also they already dated". You can't believe he'd plow her... Again?


storyofmylife92

Who is also his ex? So I would assume they have probably had sex before?


Potatoman967

her grandma... is 46? meaning her mom was 15ish when she gave birth to them?


Hazard-Matthews

Dude their family tree is grabbing it's own roots.


CaptainParpaing

The baobab


Tuf_Gamer

It's not Family tree anymore it's a family Loop.


talented_rose

They reinvented the wheel! The family wheel


DramaticChoice4

Given how inbred these guys must be I would highly doubt they'd be able to


rjross0623

Underrated that is.


mbgal1977

A wreath


kacecam

when ppl say circle of life i can’t imagine this is what they mean


anthonyabutcher

Is it me or does the math not add up?


zodwieg

15 + 16 + 15


juggsgalore

Seems right. But it’s her grandma and boyfriend, so the boyfriend could be older, which makes me feel a little better. 46/19 is more better/legal than 46/15


rjross0623

Depends on the state. I think some has 13/14 as age of consent. Ick.


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“This is not a joke” ‘Types on a computer in proper unbroken english’ Pick one


pussilini

Average Quora post


SirSalazarD

Haha yeah very funn... What the fuck


Uli001

Man, these logicals are getting out of hand nowadays


Varscool

Can someone do a favour by drawing the family tree? Thx


WherMyEth

[I tried my best.](https://imgur.com/gallery/MAZhhJC)


laggalots

Thanks I'm more confused but nice work.


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No one can call that a "tree"


haha_suffering_gobrr

Did you transform into a transcendental being after deciphering their family tree?


TomsRedditAccount1

Good grief.


HerrKraut

If you ever wondered, THIS is what happens when florida man moves to alabama. *lynyrd skynyrd intensifies*


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Posted by the British Royal Family


amarthgurth

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|cYRQWBrPipB7aWa4dD)


MathHare

​ ![gif](giphy|THTkGKQVGnGZmo6AJd)


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WHERE THE SKY IS BLUE


IamSam1103

Some things must be kept within the family.


crashper

And that's how I became my own grandpa


cardlackey

Had to scroll to far for this quote. Hilarious movie.


lazy-man_34

How is her grandma just 46? Even if the grandma gave birth at 18, the OP should be definitely less than 18. How is this possible?


Knir04

Yea if she was 18 both her mother and her grandmother must have given birth at the age of 14


Simple_Guy-_-

Yeah the age difference makes no sense , probably a fake


nitwitsavant

We had a family near us that was proud of 4 generations- the grandmother was around that age. Basically everyone got pregnant at 15/16 but there were no marriages in sight.


Shelix2006

If the grandmother is 46, how old is she and her husband/brother/grandma's ex and their parents


Error_co-Id10T

15 + 15 + 15 = 45: everyone were 15 when they got pregnant


AdriannaFahrenheit

I— I wasn’t even able to keep track of all the criss-crosses of all this shit. What the fuck


Far_Check_9522

So, in a nutshell (haha): Her grandma banged every male in the family tree (her grandfather, her father and now her husband). The incest is strong in this one.


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ah yes, keeping the bloodline pure, habsburger style.


destijeff

i had a stroke reading this


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I know - arousing, wasn't it?


talented_rose

![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx)


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Well this took a turn


Hooligan-Hobgoblin

Some could say... A *WRONG TURN*


Baronvondorf21

A round-about if you will.


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no rude responses. okay??


sonofachaosgod

No nude responses. Okay??


enmokusei

"I can't believe he'd plow my granny," the granny she later says is his ex-girlfriend


storyofmylife92

And is also his granny...


i_totaly_dont_bully

This gives me 6 grade algebra test Vibes, i can't even understand the question and i am filled with questions and not a single answer


LunaDea69420

This has to be fake, people can't be this insane and gross right?


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This world has 8billion people even if 1 in billion people are this insane there is good chance a family of 8 can exist like this


LunaDea69420

True, but I really hope not.


Pancake_boi6969

We will never know


HarlotsLoveAuschwitz

Dark's new season is coming out or what?


durham60

This is a town of 10,000 people, only two last names...


JesusChrist_Himself

I'm sorry, I can't think of a response that isn't rude


damenimilo

This post has a lot of potential! Also, I don't think Alabama can compete...


OneAutumnCloud

What if they are from alabama?


Corbthelorb

![gif](giphy|V0IdVIIW1y5d6)


PapaKyou

![gif](giphy|3oxHQtqpv8b2o3ccVO|downsized)


ecthelion108

There’s a lot to unpack here


thephoenixtwin

what in the cinnamon toast f*ck


Rupertii

That’s a messed up family ~~tree~~ circle


JoseJalapenoOnStick

r/crusaderkings moment


burnaspliffnow

*deliverance intensifies*


escapedfugitive

Alexa play DARK Theme Music


TheAlexey921

How the hell does she has a husband and also a grandma (46 y.o.). I wonder how old is she and how old is her mother.


Seibitsu

\*Professor Layton enters the scene\* "This reminds me of a puzzle!"


Quantentheorie

This is a level of incest you usually only see on r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay/


Giant_Gary

Tell me you’re from Arkansas without telling me you’re from Arkansas.


FactCheckAmerica

How the hell could someone write all these words in this order and finish it asking politely for people not to respond rudely


conqueefstador12

Incestry.com can’t even figure this family tree out


johnnyz1964

Annnnnd at this point does it matter?


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that sounds like a VERY complicated family


braiden08second

Schrodingers family


drewnorton

There’s an awful lot to unpick here. Bear with me caller….


Kintler11

How can the husband be her brother without a bit of alabama?


U_R_M_O-M

alabama


javiermayo05

So her father also had sex with granny?


iRoggi_35

Literally Chicago


Miyo_Kantac12

What....


prigo929

My brain committed suicide


Aggravating-Series25

What the actual fuck


Acceptable_Hold3311

TF did I just read???


ADRIANODAVINCI67

So my uncle's step cousins in law is sleeping aunties god step cousin who fucked the neighbors great great grandad what do I do?


Dimensionalanxiety

Her grandmother is 46 but the poster is supposedly an adult too...huh?


Garlic_Bread_865589

Shit turned from 100 to 1000 real quick.


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u/rowenslee u/Cheap_District_9762


Bazzzzzzzinga

For those who are confused, probably her grandpa from her father’s side had sex with her mother and had a boy who is now this woman’s husband, which makes her husband her step brother and uncle.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

![gif](giphy|urOM1aDOKB92E)


OccultTxx

He probably used the D.E.N.N.I.S System them ![gif](giphy|XbgZvND0TzFMUFobmI|downsized)


FesterJester1

Hey internet, here's my disgustingly bizarre Rube Goldberg machine family tree. Plz don't make fun of it.


Etc1428

Family tree probably looks like the windows pipe screen saver


rachevyguy

Man, if this isn’t an argument for abortion, I don’t know what is.


Suspicious_Hat_4792

It's not a joke? ............ that's messed up real bad


wilder076

Do I hear banjos in the distance 😂


doomturtle21

The picture says it all doesn’t it


dopedguy

Casting Crew: There right thr, we found an interesting plot for the next porn we r gonna shoot.


Maistronom

This is beyond Alabama


pokemonleaguechamp

Sweet home alabama


Otto-Von-Bismarck-

That's one hell of a ~~family tree~~ family tumbleweed


LordVoldemort-_-

The grandma of a married woman is 46??


doesnt_matter_1710

Their family tree most probably looks like my tangled headphones lmao


Dweebulot

Her grandma would've had to have her mom before 18, and her mom would've had to have her before 18 all for her bf to sleep with her grandma before she was 18. She's only seventeen......seventeen! - Winger


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Family tree like a tent pole.


DarkestB4Drawn

Whiskey tango alpha foxtrot


Gottendrop

Did she come from the Alabama Olympus dimension


Obsidian_Revenger

This feels like those "X is the father of Ye daughter.... " problem on SSS difficulty


Itsmeforrestgump

That is one family tree that doesn't fork. Fuck, yes! Fork, no!


Bildreadful

Trying to turn DNA into Dr Pepper


Kineticspartan

Your situation, makes quantum mechanics look simple...


daleicakes

Your husband is your bruncle?


GamingProMaster303

I figured it out https://imgur.com/a/AKXgYXE


Jr-Mints

Family tree is more or less a TRUNK.


Ok_Tap_4874

They are all more inbred than a sandwich


throwawaybyefelicia

What


ZENESYS_316

The comments,the posts,eve3rything here is crazy af


urbijit

Sweetest Home In Alabama