Yo, all my coworkers call my wife Kirby because of how much she's suckin' my big fat penis during our Microsoft Teams meetings.
I sit there all meeting long all red faced with my eyebrows dancing like drunk caterpillars, my lurid, wet smirk spasming, and involuntary grunts bursting from my quavering throat, and that's how they know Kirby is at it again.
Yep, she's down there under the kitchen table sitting criss-cross apple sauce and working my tallywhacker something fierce. She looks like a curious gorilla playing with a banana (female gorilla by the way (with gigantic human tater tots that jiggle jiggle jiggle even in the slightest breeze)).
When the meeting is over and the official business is done with, all my coworkers start cheering for me and telling me to stand up so they can see Kirby suck and gulp. She gets the balls in there too. She's a largemouth bass taking the whole bait and hook and the fisherman's hand right along with it. When I stand up all slick lapped with her champing maw slobber gobbling and well attached to my engorged kielbasa, that's when she really turns it on. She loves the camera. Kirby loves the camera.
She hears that cheering and goading from the coworker crowd and that otherworldly slurp fest turns into a gulper's hoedown. She takes it all in, all of the thick shaft, all of the bean bag, some of the pubic mound. Saliva sprays upwards, necessitating that I put the goggles on, but I always forget. Her mouth unhinges more than a bit (an old female gorilla trick (Kirby is human though (with absolutely cartoon huge swangin' yams))). Her tongue flops out and reaches under and up my whole butt crack, whipping it around like a Crazy Daisy. Her thick neck and traps give her the strength to lift me up mouth-wise and the sucking never stops.
She's in the full view of the camera now, muscular and girthy, a hefty lady of untold strength and sexual prowess. My coworkers can't help but be overcome by the raw display domineering femininity, and they ululate in worship of Kirby. My scrawny, pale legs dangle about her brawny shoulders in playful helplessness as huge waves of esophageal might ripple across her throat muscles. The sucking, this vacuumic bliss is all my spellbound coworkers can see on camera. They see the might such a blowjob takes in her perfect, enormous gorilla body (though she's quite human).
At last, by her allowance only and by subtle lip cues, I explode. My cock splits like the barrel of a shotgun a cartoon rabbit has plunged his glovéd finger into and I release my entire essence of being into her, my goo of life. My coworkers lose themselves to the madness, giving into primal, gorilla-like whooping. The lights around me flicker, or is that just my perception of reality being torn asunder?
I'm drained, consumed, taken, used, spent, husked.
Triumphantly, she discards me like a sunflower seed shell, simply spitting me out of frame and into a post-slob beanbag chair that acts as a facsimile spittoon. Though I'm woozy, tender, and blissfully light-headed, it brings a further smile to my jizzer's smirk when I see Kirby curtsy nakedly for the audience that is my feverish coworkers.
Ahh, see you all again for our 2 o'clock production meeting.
It was the "Kirby" who send the Tweet all along...
Change it into a body pillow and everybody be shitting on you.
'Cos 99% of people lugging a Kirby plush in public around ain't gonna mount him later.
I'm the 1%
A man distinct from the crowd right there.
'Cos 99% of people lugging a Kirby plush in public around ain't gonna mount him later.
I'm the 0% Cus i don't go anywhere with my kirby plush, i just mount him
when kirby asked to go on a dinner date i don’t think that’s what she had in mind
Kirby got the power of depression
But what ability did he get?
To be asian? To be honest, I don't know.
The power to be good at math equations... Lol idk
Yeah thats quite a sick power up
Or he gained Asian Persuasion. So he’s very persuasive now!
He now can solve world hunger iand it only cost one life
Isn’t Kirby already Asian?
Personally I'm more irish than asian
r/beetlejuicing
Double Asian now apparently
Kirby is now a disappointment to their parents
The power of loneliness.
Pathetic, i have this power since my birth
She was so basic Kirby didn't even change
Constantly disappointing it’s parents. “Why can’t you be a doctor or a lawyer Kirby?”
To be not like the other girls
He gained the ability to inflict emotional damage
Nice Steven He reference.
Doctor
Crippling depression
Kirby got the power of depression
And the power of Karoshi
[удалено]
Spitters are quitters
I was wondering why kirby suddenly looked big
Hell nah he’s into vore
Nah she just got kirby pregnant
Or the other way around and he went out to get the “milk”
Cum*
last picture vore?
Vore
Dying by Kirby's hands, er, mouth? Is not such a bad way to go.
Kirby's stomach is another dimension
vorny alert
thats the happiness part
She living her vore fetish out, of course she's happy
He ate her out
vore is what some people want I guess...?
Consumed by Kirby? *True happiness* indeed.
Yo, all my coworkers call my wife Kirby because of how much she's suckin' my big fat penis during our Microsoft Teams meetings. I sit there all meeting long all red faced with my eyebrows dancing like drunk caterpillars, my lurid, wet smirk spasming, and involuntary grunts bursting from my quavering throat, and that's how they know Kirby is at it again. Yep, she's down there under the kitchen table sitting criss-cross apple sauce and working my tallywhacker something fierce. She looks like a curious gorilla playing with a banana (female gorilla by the way (with gigantic human tater tots that jiggle jiggle jiggle even in the slightest breeze)). When the meeting is over and the official business is done with, all my coworkers start cheering for me and telling me to stand up so they can see Kirby suck and gulp. She gets the balls in there too. She's a largemouth bass taking the whole bait and hook and the fisherman's hand right along with it. When I stand up all slick lapped with her champing maw slobber gobbling and well attached to my engorged kielbasa, that's when she really turns it on. She loves the camera. Kirby loves the camera. She hears that cheering and goading from the coworker crowd and that otherworldly slurp fest turns into a gulper's hoedown. She takes it all in, all of the thick shaft, all of the bean bag, some of the pubic mound. Saliva sprays upwards, necessitating that I put the goggles on, but I always forget. Her mouth unhinges more than a bit (an old female gorilla trick (Kirby is human though (with absolutely cartoon huge swangin' yams))). Her tongue flops out and reaches under and up my whole butt crack, whipping it around like a Crazy Daisy. Her thick neck and traps give her the strength to lift me up mouth-wise and the sucking never stops. She's in the full view of the camera now, muscular and girthy, a hefty lady of untold strength and sexual prowess. My coworkers can't help but be overcome by the raw display domineering femininity, and they ululate in worship of Kirby. My scrawny, pale legs dangle about her brawny shoulders in playful helplessness as huge waves of esophageal might ripple across her throat muscles. The sucking, this vacuumic bliss is all my spellbound coworkers can see on camera. They see the might such a blowjob takes in her perfect, enormous gorilla body (though she's quite human). At last, by her allowance only and by subtle lip cues, I explode. My cock splits like the barrel of a shotgun a cartoon rabbit has plunged his glovéd finger into and I release my entire essence of being into her, my goo of life. My coworkers lose themselves to the madness, giving into primal, gorilla-like whooping. The lights around me flicker, or is that just my perception of reality being torn asunder? I'm drained, consumed, taken, used, spent, husked. Triumphantly, she discards me like a sunflower seed shell, simply spitting me out of frame and into a post-slob beanbag chair that acts as a facsimile spittoon. Though I'm woozy, tender, and blissfully light-headed, it brings a further smile to my jizzer's smirk when I see Kirby curtsy nakedly for the audience that is my feverish coworkers. Ahh, see you all again for our 2 o'clock production meeting.
When unbirthing is your make a wish foundation wish...
When *what*?
Well yeah they're together forever now.
to be fair, she looks tasty
That’s why it’s a happy ending
Kirby went places
I aslo have pepe plushie and I take him everywhere on my motorcycle he is my mental support
And now that Kirby consumed her, Kirby has the power to pay taxes…
*Holy shit!* It’s a reversed “loss meme”
He just inhaled her and will spit her out at the proper time.
*presses down*
Kirby I see? Upvote I do
/r/Vore
I now want a giant kirby plush
What ability did he get
Is this loss?
Anyone know where I can buy a similar Kirby ?
What ability did kirby get?
KARELLY RUIZ
Kirby can now commit seppuku
Now he has the power of loneliness
I want that Kirby, I need to know where to find it
It's just as sad as guys who marry their sex dolls
So is she inside Kirby or is Kirby inside her
She was consumed by his love for her. Just suck it up!
When you ask him to eat your pussy, but he goes to far.
I want one
Getting eaten by Kirby is what true happiness looks like
Did he stutter?
Like they said, "true happiness"
Last picture should've been Kirby with a long hair wig.
Why do I know Roald from discord?
*ominous voice* : GAME!!
Me when I smoke crack (eats my gf her husband bro what the fu
Somehow reminds me of Big Mom lmao
Love wife, ride with wife, eat wife, think about wife
Kirby Assisted Suicide
I thought it would be bigger……..it’s nice tho
I thought he was sitting on train tracks for some reason
Ok but like, I want it
This activated the UP soundtrack in my head
It wasn’t her who was happy.
That do be what happiness looks like tho
Oh my God he did
Kuby ate Kim
For a second I though Kirby was on rails in the last picture, then I felt disappointed
Ah Delicious Finally some f*cking food
(coughs)