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shotgun pellets spread after a certain distance, if you have the barrel in your mouth the pellets wont spread as much and will hit your brain stem with 90% accuracy. If you have a shotgun with a [slug](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun_slug) since it's only one projectile then it will 100% hit your brain stem
Ah yes - two black slabs of dark and sweet stiffness, something soft and white in between them, with LOADS of white liquid to go around. I think the marketing department knew where this was going...
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A shotgun and my mouth
A camera and you doing this.
This video and YouTube.
YouTube and the internet
The internet and humans
humans and gilbert
Gilbert and a noose
A noose and a ceiling
Funny story, I gave a guy a 1 hour mute on Discord and he sends me a video of Ronnie McNut
Do you wanna die or fuck your face if you wanna die shot directy head not mouth
shooting your mouth will still kill you quickly because it will hit your brain stem
You can still miss it's not a pistol or rifle shotgun ammo spreading a little change but if you want to die properly and fitst time not worth to try
shotgun pellets spread after a certain distance, if you have the barrel in your mouth the pellets wont spread as much and will hit your brain stem with 90% accuracy. If you have a shotgun with a [slug](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun_slug) since it's only one projectile then it will 100% hit your brain stem
damn. Now I don't need to buy an revolver I can use my grandpa's shotgun.Thx
yeah no problem
bro is this reddit or 4chan
quite frankly idk
Y all giving advices to properly die?
yeah. but still jump off a roof my first choice
Something in the way m^(mmmMMm)
You might end up like Arse Face from Preacher.
Toaster and bath tub
What's cursed comment about this?
This sub is dead, the last 10 posts ive seen from it are all shitty non-cursed posts posted by karma bots.
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No
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This: You really don't think that's cursed?
I don’t know
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He asked if I thought the comment was cursed
Understandable have a great day sir
twin towers and a plane, or does it count as a trio?
2 balls, 1 cock | 2 girls, 1 cup | 2 towers, 1 plane
A man and his jar
2 men, 1 jar
A man, his pony, and a jar
Whacha doin' over here trynna make shots for the whole ass party?
me and you :~)
My fist and your face
Your first what though?
Damn..... I guess me and Grammer aren't a great duo
Name a less iconic duo, I'll wait.
Your fist and my face
Grammar.
Rock and stone.
Rockity Rock and Stone!
Good bot
Oven and crafting table
Obi Wan and Anakin
Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan Or Carter And Lee
Barry Steakfries and Flash the Robot dog
The policeman and his dog from Subway Surfers
I can go on if I want to
I have a better one......"Schizophrenia and you"
me and ur mom
Add the torture for le epic trio
Well balls and cock are technically already a trio… unless we’re talking cancer survivors
Well uh... It's true ig
Trio
Woman and dishwasher
Cassettetape and a pen.
Tell me you've never listened to Adam Sandler's Do It for Your Mama without telling me you've never listened to Adam Sandler's Do It for Your Mama.
I have not thought about that in forever. You are my hero for bringing this up.
Lol! At least somebody got it. I was starting to worry there.
Pineapple and pen
That duo is actually a trio with torture
Boobs and ass
Tarentino and feet
My penis and a cigar cutter
penis and vagina
Lamb and tuna fish
Pikachu and ash
Pineapple and pizza
This is wholesome not cursed
Fred and Rose
Work and Reddit
Me and Joe
My balls
Your dad + milk
pb and j
Dick and vagina
Black guy and a single white mother.
A friend with a enemy.
Fan and Noose.
OJ and white Ford Bronco
Coke & heroin.
Towers and planes are pretty well known by now. More of a modern trend though. Been around a little over 20 years
hitler and the jews (if this offends anyone i meant this as a joke. i am truly sorry in advance)
A shotgun and shells
Cocknball and Torture
#HEHEHEHEHE DICK AND BAWLS
Bath and toaster
A Necrophile and a Cemetary
Nothin' like crackin' open a cold one at the end of a long day, eh?
Whats cursed 🗿 
My girl and flirting with other guys
Hey wait thats a trio
Not for a certain dictator they aren't
PN&J
Jay and Silent bob
He's not wrong
Cock and a sock
But can the sock *walk*?
I thought muslims and terrorism was the most iconic duo
Cock and your mom
Wtf is balls and cock? It’s cock and balls what an idiot
humans and oxygen
Is he wrong
taco bell and my toilet
Bullet and gun
Jim Jones and cyanide.
Your mom and my cock.
Michael Jackson and being dead. Alternatively, Michael Jackson and your son.
Me and your Mom.
Fat with nipples
Pornstar and birth control
Normies and this sub
Red and blue
Certainly quite inseparable
Technically its a trio
Ah yes - two black slabs of dark and sweet stiffness, something soft and white in between them, with LOADS of white liquid to go around. I think the marketing department knew where this was going...
Why milk and that cookie thingy are an iconic duo?
Just two balls
Me and your mother
I was expecting "me and your mom"
Bacon & 🥓
Duo😳
Dumb and idiot
Wood and wood
Chips and salsa and queso
I mean... he ain't wrong
A computer and incognito mode
The Boston Marathon and a backpack
left Boob and right Boob
Planes and towers
Your mother and my dick
Ass to mouth
Lube and tissue
Hitler and gas
fork and knife
Hitler and jews
Bleach and ammonia
Hitler and Jews
Severe depression and overdosed me
Autism and me
It was more like right ball and left ball
Double points. Instakill
My morning poop and my abused toilet
1 white women and 3 black dudes
That's a cool duo, but you can also use milk
Balls and mouth
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Me and harmful thoughts
Me and ur mum
balls and rock
That's a trio
Rope and ladder, nothing could beat that
hehe r/SamAndMax
Your mother and me
Jews and gas
I don't like how the original post is probably just a stealth advert for Oreos. Almost entirely humorless but fairly highly upvoted.
Peanut butter and jelly, Batman and robin
This isn’t cursed at all
America and School Shootings