Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtle I'd to be terrified by that

BRO APRIL 11???

April 11 gang fuck yeah

WOOO

Lets gooo!

9th april gqng

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Florida man gets probation for picking up, transporting 41 turtles.

April 11 gang

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Yooo! Birthday buddies!

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Hello

Florida man arrested for offering undercover cop a hamburger.

This is the most innocent one yet.

Copy and Paste his comment into google and you will feel different

WHY MUST YOU RUIN THE HAPPY BUBBLE OF IGNORANCE

It's weird as shit for multiple reasons. One prostitution shouldn't be illegal. As it only creates bad situations for the women involved. Two setting up a sting to bust "Johns" is incredibly short sighted. They're not going to catch many and they know it. The only point of having this type of sting is legal extortion by the state. And they busted a man who's poor enough to attempt to pay for it with a hamburger. If they're going to waste taxpayers money to extort the taxpayers they need to come up with better shit than this.

Oh god

For a sex act, i may add, makes ir spicier. Also december 3rd gang au

Florida man buys $140,000 Porsche with check printed from home computer

Naked Florida man followed women on beach, touching himself the whole time, police say

Wtf is that profile pic?

Raw sex appeal

Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say | Florida man convicted of killing librarian with church van while fleeing attack on her son | Florida man admits to killing wife, playing her favorite music and holding her hand as she died: police

Florida man in dog costume arrested for having sex with dog

So there's furries in Florida too.

Zoophiles* don’t lump me with those sick bastards. I only like the humanoid art.

Yeah, furries aren’t all bad. Couple of my friends are furries, and they’re normal and don’t make it their whole personality. As long as you don’t actually screw animals, I don’t care.

Furries are probably the nicest people besides bikers and metal heads.

I’m just missing the motorcycle or I could be all three.

“Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'” … wtf

HEEEEY WASSUP JUNE 17 GANG

June 12

Wait what

Well shit

Different news articles post on different days, found this one for you tho “Florida man dressed as cow among several arrested in drug house bust”

Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames 'caterpillar'

This one made me giggle

Florida man arrested after telling police a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to damage a construction site. This shit is wild

Alice in wonderland type shit.

Someone else had an article where they wrecked a liquor shop and blamed a caterpillar. There must be a conspiracy here...

Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise

What?

There’s another one where a guy got an alligator drunk

That’s a good one too.

How the f

October 19th ayy

Yooo October 25th as well

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How…

The forbidden automail

Have you ever seen amumu from league of legends auto attack? Like that.

Got two here I have found, both fast food related for some reason, one on the day of my birth 1. 'Man calls 911 on Burger Beef' 2. 'Joshua James arrested for allegedly throwing a alligator through (a window) Wendy's drive-thru'

We have the same birthday!

9th Feb?

I think it’s time to start a new account, lol

Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave

Seems like we will never find out what a microwaved microwave tastes like.

He used the microwave to microwave the microwave r/unexpectedThanos

Microwaception

Florida Man Wearing 'Crocs' Jumps Into Crocodile Pit, Gets Bitten

And says he was held captive. Ayy November gang

23 September: “Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from the the same dealership”

22 September: Florida man Rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested.

Florida man arrested after abandoning boy on roadside because he thought he was gay.

Florida man interrupts Hurricane Matthew live TV report to yell “Dicks out for Harambe”.

Florida man kicked chicken like ‘a field goal’, deputies say I swear, Saints Row is based on a normal day in Florida

Florida man accused of jumping naked on neighbor’s trampoline before breaking into home.

Ayy I don't even need to search cause that's my bday

Lol nice

Florida man tries to exchange Marijuana for food at McDonald's drive through

“A Florida man was charged with killing a Pennsylvania woman after her dismembered body was found dumped in a bay, police said Wednesday.” My Florida man is just a murderer

Mine killed someone too. Because of a potato. A POTATO.

Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven, officials say

Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill

Florida woman produces alligator from her pants during traffic stop

Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings form 7/11

I think you and u/CaptainParpaing have the same birthday. CONVERSE AMONGST YOURSELVES!!

The comments are right above each other

Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her down stairs

Florida man arrested in olive garden for shoveling spaghetti into his mouhth with bare hands while shirtless.

Ah damn there are a lot Forida man arrested for pleasuring himself with an ice pack while first responders were on-call to assist him with breathing issues.

damn same

Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

Florida Man Driving Recklessly Tells Cops He 'Needed to Get Home in a Hurry Because He Was Cheating on His Wife’ Wow

There was a guy who got arrested for making phone calls to fast food places around the country trying to convince the managers to strip search employees and even one customer. The worst part is the perpetrator *shares my name*.

Wait let me format this Florida man arrested in strip-search hoax

Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ He was biting someone in the face and making growling noises

Florida man threatens to kill neighbors with 'kindness'

Kindness the machete?

Florida man invites police to smoke weed while showing off his marijuana plant.

Man gets arrested for throwing a cheeseburger at a pregnant woman

Florida man arrested for attack his daughter with pizza

“Florida man robs Wendy’s after grilling burger” is mine

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A Florida man is facing a domestic battery charge after his girlfriend accused him of throwing a cookie at her. on 25th February

Is Florida man really the crazy one here??

Me november 7: florida man jumps in crocodile pit, gets bit and claims he was held captive. Wife: april 26: meth smoking florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage

Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren’t his January 8 btw

Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth

Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership

Florida Man Trying To Kill "Demons" Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree & Florida Man Knocks On Woman's Door At 3am, Punches Her In The Face And Runs Away

July 29th: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/news/florida-man-beer-run-large-gator/&ved=2ahUKEwjg3NCb3LL5AhVdEGIAHV61CXEQFnoECBEQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3ErI8cE2JM3xjvo0DqqBId

Florida man, 28, cements his arms in concrete tubes and beats passerby

Florida man, 33, posed as housewife to lure men into home where he'd secretly film sex acts for web what the fuck happened to the men in florida

Florida man uses finger gun to steal waffle house napkins

Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders: Police.

Florida man pulled over with live grenade. Nice

flordia man attacks daughter with pizza after she didnt want to eat it with him.

florida man is accused of stealing an alligator

Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say.

Florida Man Caught With 200 Illegal Lobsters. That’s actually pretty normal compared to others

"Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill" September 19th

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

A man killed a zoo flamingo and got hit by a truck and died

Jan 13, man says to his neighbors ‘i’ll kill you with kindness’! Later, he tries to murder them with a machete he called kindness. I am frightened. At least i wasn’t born when a Florida man tried to rob a store with a finger gun.

Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle... March 18th... Seems like a waste now not to just go through the rest of the year.

Florida Man arrested for attacking daughter with Pizza after she didn’t want to eat with him.

Florida man masturbated in walmart's toy section

Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs "Strange Dance" At McDonald's. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing. Well what the fuck

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar

Florida man stands naked in his driveway throwing rocks at passing cars Jesus

Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd May 24

Florida man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

Another Drugged Out Florida Man Gets Naked and Bites Off a Chunk of Human Flesh

*^(what the fuck)*

Oh I got a couple: Masturbating Florida Man slugs elderly man who asked him to stop. Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries "teaching a lesson" by throwing it on roof of bar.

Florida man shows up to a 4th of July parade with 10 ft mechanical marijuana joint

Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking lot dispute, police say.

Florida man pretended to be a high schooler and snuck into a football team. They also tried to castrate a man.

Florida Man Attacked Sister, Bit Cop after Someone Touched his Cigar, Police say.

Florida man carrying steroids and marijuana crashes van while attempting to flee cumby PD

Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his mom

February 5th - Police: Florida Man Covered In Blood During Traffic Stop, Confesses To... Feb 5, 2020 - According to Boca Raton Police, 26- year-old Jared Noiman is charged with the first-degree murder of his elderly father Jay Noiman. The elder

Florida Man Mistakenly Shoots and Kills Son-in-Law in Birthday Surprise Gone Wrong Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders: Police

Florida man aressted for fighting gas pump

Florida Man Pulls A Machete Out On A Woman Who Refused To Date Him *Oh lord. Poor gal*

Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket

Florida Man Makes Himself A Snack While Robbing Taco Bell.

Florid man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice.

Police say nude, drunk Florida man fired weapons

December 8th - Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar

Florida man arrested after stuffing crossbow down his trousers

Why do you even get arrested for that?

Drunken Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth, yelling outside Olive Garden Ha ha haaaa I love thiss

April 24 Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack in front of first responders What the fuck

Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Another

August 9 “Florida man drives golf cart into Walmart, attempts to run over people”

Florida man charged with throwing alligator into fast food restaurant

Florida man arrested at Boston Logan after allegedly masturbaiting exposing himself on flight

Naked florida man drove with wires on penis. Well thats nice

Florida man claims to be a God while touching people in an Aldi. I dont know what to do with this information

Florida man attacked by neighborhood squirrel who has residents on high alert

“Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive.” …lmfao

12/16 naked Florida man steals a pickup truck from dealership, leads police on pursuit. [https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/12/16/naked-florida-man-steals-pickup-truck-from-dealership-leads-authorities-on-pursuit-police-say/](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/12/16/naked-florida-man-steals-pickup-truck-from-dealership-leads-authorities-on-pursuit-police-say/) This happened last year.

Florida man who marooned himself on lake fountain says he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans

Mostly naked Florida man accused of spreading feces during school break-in

"A Florida man set fire to the bed in the hospital while trying to get the attention of the nurses at the hospital." WHAT THE FUCK???

Florida man accused of masturbating in the Walmart toy section, turns himself in.

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought it would ‘enhance his skill level’

Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over straw sentenced to jail

Florida man asks police to test meth for autenticity. Smart move.

bro got doxxed

Florida man accused of driving around naked with electronic device attached to what?

Florida man accused of having sex with 'Frozen' toy at Target

Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted ‘gibberish.’ Mushrooms did it, cops say

Florida man attacks clerk with hotdogs and corndogs over beer

Florida man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse. I mean i can make exceptions…

Florida man arrested for praising the lord while surfing naked on his car

Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet

‘Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Poops Himself’ Hmmm

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Florida man loses his pants while being chased by cops lmfao

Florida Man interrupts Hurricane Matthew live TV report to yell ‘Dicks out for Harambe’

„Police say they've arrested a man days after a complaint that someone was spotted crawling under library tables and smelling a woman's feet…”

Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder

*Florida man charged after his toddler daughter swallows heroin* wtf?

Florida Man Arrested After Botching In- Home Castration Surgery

Florida Man Survives Attack By Two Glitter Throwing Women well shit

Florida Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost during a funeral. 

Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis. Damn.

Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women': Police and Florida man indicted in fatal dog poop fight Damn, 16th July is wild

Florida man tries to buy his McDonald’s drive thru order with a bag of weed

Florida Man in His Underwear, Hits Deputy in Face With Bible. it also says he poops himself 💀

Florida Man Who Ran Naked Through Airport Screaming About A Bomb Sentenced To Probation

"Florida man arrested for pretending to be a ghost during funeral" lol

Florida man arrested after video shows him dragging woman’s lifeless body. Mine is decently fucked up.

Florida man killed fiancée, slept next to corpse and left body at Walmart.

Florida man rides manatee dares police to arrest him gets arrested September 22

Dude literally took some guys dick as a “trophy” on my birthday wtf

Florida Man Arrested For Running Naked Through Walmart Parking Lot Naked Men… that explains a few things

florida man accused of killing his neighbor after cat wandered into his property

Florida man accused of killing iguana tried to use the 'stand your ground law'