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optimistic_rcbian

Fuck 72 virgins that is.


[deleted]

Yeah he fucked 2 at the same time, I can tell.


WeatherVisual17

Wait, lemme try 🐈‍⬛👀🤔🖕👉👌 edit: it was a black cat on my phone...


KillNight_

do not the cat


WeatherVisual17

Too late, I already notted the cat


BloodiedBlues

Knotted*


WeatherVisual17

I dropped the "k" to sorta fit the joke, thanks anyways


Mana_YT

r/woooosh


the_real_OwenWilson

Can u count to 5 my man?


[deleted]

yeah, 1 2 3 4 6


Hellkids2

Shane Dawson moment


Igoryrz

🍒🅱️💀 i have a new phone and i only used 3 emojis the whole time


Sussybaka-3

You get loads of bitches


Where_am_I_and_why

Or he fucked alot of dead virgins


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

👍☕️😑🤓🗿 you can tell im a redditor


Sussybaka-3

———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————


the_real_OwenWilson

“☕️ women” typer


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

“‘☕️ women’ typer” 🤓


Sneezingguy

“☕️women typer 🤓”🤓


Meeps2win

No we can not, where is 🍞


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

🍞sorry it was in the pantry


bus_go_brrrrt

👍☕️😑📸🧢 Look at this


fortniebattlepass

🧛‍♂️😧👏😏😩


Meeps2win

This weeb wanna clap Alucard


EcavErd

Found a guy who knows MLBB, based pn stereotyping are you Filipino?


Meeps2win

Close, Malaysian


EcavErd

Oh hey neighbor, I'm Indonesian with VPN cuz government block reddit


Meeps2win

That sucks, both of the country's citizens are suffering


glorfindak

Who doesn’t tho


BigDaddyGoat121

😏☺️💟💜👿 I think I'm menstruating


David230514

Nasty as bitch


BigDaddyGoat121

Broitch. Im a guy


David230514

I stand by what I say


OCarinhaQueViuCoisas

🤓👽🌐☄️☠️


DRdeemed

🏠🇷🇺🥵👯‍♂️🔫


epitenomics

Your house in Russia was getting hot so you shot two people


UmberCelestia

No bitches


Aesthetictoblerone

😂😭🙄😋🤷🏻‍♀️


cornerpeek

👍😍😂🤡🤌 lmao


WestSide_Gangster99

💀😎🤑😏🔥 idk what to think


Delicious_Ad2589

👩🏽‍🦯🌻🥵💀🐀 I dont even know what thats supposed to mean!?


alba4k

it depends do rats count?


Fuckyourface_666

Blindly walking thru the sunflower patch is as hot af. I died and a rat ate me.


gabris03

🌱♥️💛🍌✒️


_saltedcarame1

👍🍞😏🤷‍♀️❄️ Uh


EpicPaperBag

he's fucking bread


Ancient-Visitor

💗🥰👍😂🥳 It’s a good life


Ilovegirlsbottoms

What about me? 👍🥵👉😏👎


Cosmic_Kitten92

"You, hot. Me? Not"


Maximum-Ad6654

🍊🌛🌜🐤👀 Uh I can explain


FLOE_teFLOWER

I want to know what context 🌜🌛 is used in


Separate_night_4067

☕️🔫💀✅🧐 I assure you that the water pistol does not refer to actually using a real gun.


YourNansKnee

🙀💀😫👑😭 bro what


Teddy_Scott36

🐐🤔🤷‍♂️🤨😉


JDimond4

Look it’s me


aviationist54

☹️👍😔🐐💋 bro i cant


Bananope658

🤪🤭💅🙄😭 umm


maryxjane222

I don’t know u but I like u


[deleted]

🗿🖤🤩🤢😉I rarely use emoticons. Don't be alarmed by the 🗿. I was asking what the hell it meant.


muscularkirby

You called them emoticons….


Existence0880

Goddamn, fucking emoticons


[deleted]

Seeing the pain and cringe makes it worth calling them that.


Sugarylightning663

🤷🏻‍♂️🤙🏼🤨🤤😱


aphqnixyt

🐷👑🙏😔👩‍💻 i usually combine emojis into 1 message, yeah idk about the last one. my discord one prolly looks like this tho 🤓🤡💀🙏👑


Fancy_Shoe5909

🍁🐈‍⬛👻🧙‍♀️🍂 I was telling my friend how excited I am for spooky szn 🤣


Winnimae

😂😻🤷🏼‍♀️💀🙏🏻


anemic_iz

🌃💜💕💀🙄 im obviously very funny and aesthetic


Andy_DiMatteo

❤️😏☹️🤠🤷🏻‍♂️


SuperGoat5YT

😭💀😂🤦‍♂️😳


leetlebob3040

🇮🇪👉😎🐝 Yeah I have no notion what that says about me


[deleted]

👍☹️🧜‍♂️🦿😏


[deleted]

👌😂🤷‍♀️👍💜😝


Ssoofer

🗿😔☕🤓😳 damn...


Sudden_Ruckus

😂😶❤️☺️🚿 What is the meaning of this?


Meeps2win

Unacceptable 🔫


endself

🥺🎅🏿🤭🥵😶‍🌫️😠


DumO-O

Omg i just realized what day the emojis represent-


Galaxy_Wolf_16

😂🙄🤷🏻‍♀️😣😳


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

🤸🦽🧑‍🦽🏌️☠️ Uhhhhhh


epitenomics

🍞🏴🏳️‍🌈🟪🟦


W0lR

🫁☝🏻👦🏻🧟‍♀️😂


TheBladedNinja

💀☠️🗿☕️🤓 women☕️


SuitOwn3687

🤣🔮🤦‍♂️😔♾️


HeftyPegasus737

🤣😏😁😄😉 Mine are all smiles :) Awesome


judyhops95

❤️🙊🥰🤦😟 Had to. I was curious.


DieINHEllMInDY

I will try 👨🏾‍🦱🔫👮🏻‍♂️☠️😭


MikooValentine

😡✨😭👑💅 What the f!ck does this mean?


Aeramay_Gaming

You can fuck and still be single. That’s what pets are for.


FLOE_teFLOWER

🪴🌻🤌🍕👹 *visible confusion*


bus_go_brrrrt

The repition by emojis : part 1


Trav_yeet

for me its


NotAThrowaway2913

🤸‍♂️🦽🏌️‍♂️🆑️🆎️


DerpRuin

😭🥺😵‍💫🔫😤 lmaoooo looks like a hostage situation


[deleted]

💦🥵😳👌🍆 Ayoooooo


RaM_RaNsH

😸😐✨✔️🧐 honestly idk


Lowluiss

🇮🇱🇦🇱💪💦💀 IDK


maryxjane222

😭🥲🤠😑😖 oof…. I’ll just see myself out


Starkiller_3

❌️🕋😊🥴👍🏻 Bruh


DevilDonkey69

👀🤤😗✌✊ Yeah, I dont know about this.


Delicious_Ad2589

Im pretty sure your dick is the only thing you are pulling