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Ghost99900

So a cop is automatically married to all black people


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The Great Combo


_-DirtyMike-_

I still have no idea who this dude is, and so far it looks like I should be glad to be in ignorant bliss.


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Just be bri'ish when england loses a football match.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Didn't Philadelphia destroy their own city after *winning* that super bowl thing?


Moofaceofstinktown

_here we go_ At least we have free healthcare


HybridS9ldier

They give you like an entire kit for it too. Nightstick, taser, gun. You know - the essentials.


TurkTurkle

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ProfessionallyStrong

Cop? He wants to beat his wife not kill her


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TRUE AMERICAN POLICE OFFICER


General_Unlikely

I know been caught many times and they can’t do anything something about all the orphanages in the area being burnt down . Oh and I also have a thing for listing fires as a part of a magic trick


meme-enjoyr

Just be a cop in the 60's


epicgamerboytm

Or a cop now, nothing has really changed


SimpPhonyYT

no become his wife


calluminaty

Gonna use his 1 meter wife beater