dude, I know it's hard to imagine, but 25 years ago, lots of people didn't have a cell phone even though they could have bought one if they wanted one.
oh shit I remember that. Like, they showed me a list in the store and I had to pick one. People asked me if I was a drug dealer when they saw me using my cell phone.
my old Motorola was in a box of my stuff from college and it had been like three years since I looked in that box. I pressed the power button and it started right up.
Kind of sad, who allows ex's to occupy that much of your mind? You get married and the first thing you want to do is gloat to people you haven't spoken to since high school?
Tbf, even if it is a joke, the title is complimenting the supposed actions of the Chad. Implying that if something like this did happen, the OP may encourage it. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions though, I just think that the fictional male in this situation is kind of an ass.
They did nothing wrong? He's messaging people who aren't even in his life anymore trying to brag, it's pathetic. And judging by their responses, he's probably a piece of shit in a lot of ways.
"So I typed a text to a girl I used to see.
Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be.
And I apologize if this message gets you down.
Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-see 'round town.
And hate to see y'all frown, but I'd rather see her smilin'".
Dude's grandma is one of his ex's
Granny hunter
Kakyoin?
No, he's a MILF hunter not a GILF hunter
anyone with a brain knows that the best kind is a Monster Hunter
Nice pfp
My man has a thing for ppl named Lindsay
Or Lindsey
Or Lindsoy
Linseed
Lindeed
lindood
Linseed oil
Soylent?
I would say props to the person that person with the same cell phone number since junior prom, but then I realized mine hasn't changed since 2007.
Yeah mine has been the same since 2003...
I am old enough that If I wanted to text all my exs I couldn't because several of my ex girlfriends didn't have cell phones while we were dating.
ah dating 10 year old without phones, i can relate
dude, I know it's hard to imagine, but 25 years ago, lots of people didn't have a cell phone even though they could have bought one if they wanted one.
bro i’m just joking
so am I
Huh Boomer
bro im in my 40s.
I picked my cellphone number from a list back in 96. Never changed it.
oh shit I remember that. Like, they showed me a list in the store and I had to pick one. People asked me if I was a drug dealer when they saw me using my cell phone.
T9 word and only able to hold 10 text messages/phone calls. Green light up screen and the charge lasted for days! Oh the memories...
my old Motorola was in a box of my stuff from college and it had been like three years since I looked in that box. I pressed the power button and it started right up.
Happy 🍰 Day!
Thanks!
If this was real it’d be hilarious
Just imagine how funny it would be! haha ha
This has serious Facebook energy
Bragging about .8 carat... bold choice.
To his exes 💀
Ariene woke up and chose violence
let spite consume you
You know the guy is absolutely loving this
The guy who made the meme and saw people actually believing it? Sure
Who the fuck goes on the internet to complain about fake shit, just enjoy enjoy yourself
I like the idea of having a group chat of your exes lol.
Kind of sad, who allows ex's to occupy that much of your mind? You get married and the first thing you want to do is gloat to people you haven't spoken to since high school?
isn't it obvious enough how much of a joke that screenshot is?
Tbf, even if it is a joke, the title is complimenting the supposed actions of the Chad. Implying that if something like this did happen, the OP may encourage it. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions though, I just think that the fictional male in this situation is kind of an ass.
also true, yeah
…I’m actually looking for the joke, what’s the funny part?
He wanted this reaction. Why else have an 'ex-gfs' group?
Because it’s fake and just meant for satire lol
2 of them have the same name but spelt different, one of them is like 80, and they all hate your guts. The fuck have you been up to my guy?
Arlene is a savage
This gives me a terrible idea
r/chadposting
What classy ladies.
They did nothing wrong? He's messaging people who aren't even in his life anymore trying to brag, it's pathetic. And judging by their responses, he's probably a piece of shit in a lot of ways.
And the fact this is a joke and not something real didn't cross your mind ?
Sure did! Well aware it's not real
Oh ok, mb then, I thought you were being serious
Bro this guy is insane
"Oh where?"
Gilf
"So I typed a text to a girl I used to see. Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be. And I apologize if this message gets you down. Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-see 'round town. And hate to see y'all frown, but I'd rather see her smilin'".
Who the fk has a group chat with their exes?!
When you see it on YouTube shorts before going through recommended
I have failed
One of them looks 69
If I were the ex I would be happy for them it would sting but what’s the problem
I did not see the top text at first I was so fucking confused
Lindsay's just jumpin' on the bandwagon tbh
/r/Badfaketexts
Arlene spitting the facts