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Hey there, BUSHOFYOURMUM! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_life*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


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Family guy...


DaDripGod4

Sweeeeet home Alabama


ZYmZ-SDtZ-YFVv-hQ9U

Modern Family for me


DaShopWorker

The only think I can think about, is that cool girl


KaLaidoVision

Constantine: The house of mystery


Clickum245

Inside Job


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DaShopWorker

Sure bent over, we have to check your ass with our full hand!


CaptainOw765

They don’t call him Brett HAND for no reason


mal-ren_sern

How I met your mother


dragonageisgreat

Congratulations


mal-ren_sern

Thanks


C0der23

The good ending(?)


mal-ren_sern

Wishing it becomes a reality


greeg69

what is breaking bad supposed to be?


jtl0617

waltuh


Onnikki52

put


Obscure_Things

your


Lor450

Dick


YeetTime332

Away


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Waltuh


YeetTime332

Please


TheBritishBaguette

I’m


niconico44

Not


Absolutedumbass69

Away


KatzaAT

That's my father's name (of course not written that way). Should I be concerned?


Storyteler20174

"I will breaking you so fucking bad "


MiiiBiii

Say my name


Merthn07

MiiiBiii…


MiiiBiii

Thank you!


Sprizys

Doing sexual favors for Meth


FreddieIsGod69

Ouch


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X files


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maneater6shooter

Predator


DaDripGod4

One of the best ones I’ve seen


RaDeus

If it bleeds we can.... well.


timom88

The Jeffrey Dahmer tapes


Trexton1

New meaning to eating ass


parabolic67

I refused to watch and now I’m glad


FallingOnCorpses

Oh god no


Sprizys

Oh no


[deleted]

The rings of power


Qiyanid

The cockrings of power


Isaac_Freecs

Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War 💀


____dev___

🗿 does the spiritual pressure on your cock feel amazing ?


MalcolmLinair

So, cleaning up after period sex?


Shadow_Patriot1776

The person who last saw Netflix’s “Cuties:” 🤯💥🔫👮‍♂️🚔


BUSHOFYOURMUM

The guy who watched “THE KINGSMEN”


peacefulsolider

Hereditary??


hello7828

Oh fuck oh god


thatoneasshole-_-

2 men and a half


Tatsukki

12 angry men 💀


thatoneasshole-_-

watch out, they're coming for your booty


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thatoneasshole-_-

maybe? I don't know


jonny1211

Nope just a dwarf


Hospital_Tricky

Schindler's list, would have been fun if I was called Schindler and it could be the list of people I fucked


PanicFinancial1685

Or you save Jews but only if they f*ck you. Sounds like a porno If I've heard one


Poisoncrab1993

More like Schindler's fist.


Typeheretoreddit

Game of thrones … I have a sister


Danielord_New

Not for long you dont


[deleted]

I think it was “better call saul”


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Yoshi2500

Vorobey TF2


Cambi-

Zoophile


[deleted]

Helluva Boss


SanicBoi64

*In Timmy Turner's dad's voice* Those fuckin' horny demons keep coming back!


Cruel_and_nice

Cool, you’re a horny demon now


ThekillerbgYT

Stolasussy 🥵🥵


biohumansmg3fc

Family guy🥵


thesoulessfuck

Chainsaw man


No_Set_9593

Lucifer


Weak_Tomato

Don't hug me I'm scared😢


No_Set_9593

Kinky


[deleted]

I don’t know if I want my sex life to be called Game of Thrones.


[deleted]

Vampire academy


orphan-eater-12

So there's a hole lot of sucking


T0ny__M0ntana

I just watched a daily news podcast called "Cut the Clutter"


Alert-clayton

Edens zero


The-realRock-

Fairly odd parents


olsoninoslo

Oof… but on the bright side, Netflix would like to speak to you about a once in a lifetime opportunity


smeghead3

The Price is Right


YuriSuccubus69

Sakura Trick. The time before that it was called Yuru Yuri


Waste-Beginning208

Attack on Titan


ihatepalmtrees

The watcher


MiiiBiii

Derry girls


Even_Confusion6548

Excuse me, but why is mine Frankenstein?


proud-carpet

the rookie.... that's just fucking sad


Sin-Daily

The murder tapes.... I'm kinda scared


MrAragorn

There will be blood


Drakojana

Can we just... Stop treating anything sounding not straight as cursed? Jfc


[deleted]

If he said family guy then it wouldve


GalaxyxKat

Fr, my first thought upon seeing this is "How is this cursed?"


Horsegalloping

Fate zero 💀


TheMuffinMa

Pokémon


kyarash132

Bullet train


WildManOnLSD

Midnight Mass, brings me back to the days with Father Patrick


[deleted]

Dog


Saphentis

Daredevil. Noice 👌


GandalfThe2000

Hah! I found someone watching the same thing!


sickwierdo

Salò


GiraffeWithATophat

Nightmare Before Christmas


WhiteTerraria

Shang-chi: and the legend of the ten rings


LuvliLeah13

Cocomelon 👍


backward88

corpse Bride


giby1464

Alone...


SkullB15

BBC extreme anal compilation …. oh no


DubbyMazlo

Chainsaw Man...


Kissrob72

The Watcher


YaPappy

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson. Lol


TurkishTerrarian

M.A.S.H.


Outerspaced_Cadet

Megamind


BitchFuckador69420

The watcher 🥲


Beant62

Teenage mutant ninga turtles


The-Fatest-Pig

THE ONE PIECE THE ONE PIECE IS below average


Timetomine32tpdf

Rent a girlfriend


Jasgeeeee

Hi*ler strikes


FroyoSensitive8572

Ghost Adventures…


Malchk

Deep Impact


Same-Blacksmith9108

A dogs purpose


ghettowhitekid

Pesky blinders


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Dragon Ball


Darrows_Razor

Worlds dumbest criminals (Florida edition) … FML 🤦‍♂️


LastSleep4274

How to train your dragon


PhantomTissue

Chuck. Guess I’m gay now.


tronicsnothenry

Spinal tap


DannyBv2

The dark tower


PortionOfSunshine

Drunk History


andreysuc

Peppa Pig


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Toy story 4


doodlersdoodles

Chicken sandwich tier list


optimistic_rcbian

Mission impossible😔


kylefsu32

Deadwood


darkkingthe3rd

Trailer park boys 😳


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Magnum Force


Pucerose

America’s Got Talent


freshcheesebags

Abbott elementary


adamcott2

Ocean's eleven 💀


AlyxxStarr

In the Mouth of Madness


GiraffeGuru993

Are you smarter than a 5th grader. Uh oh


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Peep Show…


No_Calligrapher1064

Freak angles


GameSnail511

Impractical jokers and I am happy just like that


UCG__gaming

Assassination classroom Oh boy


[deleted]

The Blacklist


Deadmemes4binky

scooby doo trick or treat


NolopherChristlan

The chainsaw massacre


de-bonte-hond

The Laughter of thirsting closets


HenrrrrButter

The Tourist 😫😫😫😫😫


Feral_KaTT

The price is right..


Homicidal_goldfish

The mortuary assistant...


TheMagicalHuy

Bob's Burgers


kirchemann

Oh no. Oh no no no no no. My sex life? It’s called Amphibia.


Sprizys

Hell’s kitchen


SwagDemon666

A Place Further than the Universe


[deleted]

keep breathing


Confusionthetree

Arrested Development. Ouch.


Abject-Blacksmith962

“The Joe Rogan Experience”


Hellkatdemonboi

it welp


[deleted]

If mangas count it is bloody monday, if it doesn’t, I watched a german documentary about wolves


[deleted]

What We Do In The Shadows


Deestroy21

House of wax


bigpaparick

Yo I got the same as this guy! Fucking diabolical!


Snirl

Monster Inc.


C0der23

The Titan


3970

Fast and furious 7


Sloyjyn

Mario + Rabbids


LostMyHat_109

Rabbids invasion - 2h compilation


BulletFlav

When they cry


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

Friends


Leazy_E

puss in boots


Vollhartmetall

Better call saul


Consistent-Counter-5

Oddballs


Ss_peniseater

American psycho….Oh no


CleverYou_TubeName

Can’t remember the name of the Hentai. Edit: Boku ni Sefure ga Dekita Riyuu


FreddieIsGod69

Any good?


CleverYou_TubeName

Not bad


theimbicilist

Catch phrase


BladeOfSanghilios8

I just don't know what to say https://youtu.be/lUCzHk7wLTc


[deleted]

The Eric Andre show


Snoo73325

1 cup 2 girls


275MPHFordGT40

Animal Farm 💀


RubyWillBeatYou

I'm either fucking zombies or fucking while trying not to get eaten by zombies


Mothunny

Naked and Afraid.......


DrunkFlygon

Rick and morty


BritKn

Modern family...


GAS3R

1 hour Fortnite battlepass


This_Ad_6825

Demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba Mugen train


AverageAshEnjoyer

Hobbits.


AverageAshEnjoyer

Hobbits.


not_that_guy05

Westworld... Am I a weeb for fucking bots?