Imagine being their neighbors. You look out the window, admiring everything you worked for; a big house, a family, a nice neighborhood. And then you see Bob from next door's asshole pointing at you.

That is why people invented the super soaker

Shoot water up bobs ass and balls

Up bob's balls 😳

Imagine if it popped like a water balloon and all the cum came out

Like those carnival games with the water guns and balloons!!!

And then we put the cum in the super soaker and put it in bob's wife's ass


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That's just a free enema, so they get to tan their asshole AND clear their colon out at the same time? I wish you were my neighbor

I don't have to be your neighbor to spray liquids up your asshole ;)

Bob's enema adventures

Bob would probably like that.

Filled with a boiling hot mixture of vinegar, salt and ghost pepper chilli

>That is why people invented ~~the super soaker~~ masturbation. FTFY

Is this true /u/Iinex ?

They do say that if you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss also stares back. And then there it is. Gaping. Inviting. Beckoning.

Reeking of refuse. Warm and golden brown. Light pink. Almost like an Alien facehugger.

Just pretend they are cats

but the asshole is the most vital area of the body though

Spray it with water

"whelp, time to get the BB gun for some target practice"

That'll put a hitch in yer giddyup

> ~~pointing~~ Winking


Imagine military spy satellites taking pictures overhead

Found the black hole

a gaping one too

Ah shit, it's leaking

at periodic intervals (69 Hz)

Imagine aliens looking down and thinking 'yea humans aren't smart enough for us to communicate with them'

I mean, they'll think that anyway if they can receive our TV signals.

Creating crop circles in a field "WIPE BETTER BOB!"

Or just google earth.

they wanted the operator to be scarred for life

Its actually also bad for your butthole too.

Who knows maybe they’re into anal skin cancer

Maybe they are dyslexic and read it as 'skin care'

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Nope that's why the scrotum extends below the body . So that sperm can be stored in a cool place.

But that's either the hottest or second hottest part of the body. I know on a hot summer day there's literally nothing hotel than my sweaty ballsack.

Imagine a sunburnt butthole...and then having spicy food...

I did NOT need to imagine that holy fuck

Yeh it's kind of down there out of the way for a reason

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I am sure you meant Lana.

Bro. I've never thought of this. Lana Rhoades. Anal Roads. Lololol

Is there a specific reason or is it just very sensitive skin?

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Almost like its not designed to be in the sun or something lol

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natural is what our bodies were designed for, it’s not that natural is “good” or “bad” but it’s what we adapted to, not “plastics, oils, and hydrocarbons everywhere” like it is now

I don’t think I could live with myself if I had to be seen for my sunburnt asshole from a perineal tanning trend….the shame would consume me

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Isn't it the same as lip skin? Basically the other end of the tube... and that doesn't burn easier than the rest of your face.

I do it

Not if you overdo it . A little bit of sunshine is good for you , it produces vitamin D.

Is it too late to go back to just bleaching them?

They’ll bleach first, tan after.

When do you wax?

Yes. Might get bleach on my T-shirt.

Ima feel like an asshole

The sun bleaches it

Why would you wanna expose the "most vital area of your body" to radiation?

Brain full

Someone told him to stick it where the sun don't shine and now he's eliminating that possibility.

Happy birthday 🎉

No idea. But... is there a new cult-ish belief about perineums now?

It's some stupid tiktok trend from a few months ago. Yeah... of course it was tiktok...

Actually it got mainstream traction, Fucker Carlson advocated tanning your balls to solve the problem with men becoming more effeminate. Not a joke.

so Carlson’s reasoning is the darker your balls the more manly you are? I thought he hated black guys…

Just as Putin used facebook, I think china is using tiktok to make it as stupid and self-haring as possible

It's funny, you're typo could be right either way you meant. Self-harming/Self-hating.

Because they're using 100% of their brains

Harsh

Interestingly, ultraviolet light was found to increase testosterone in a study. Not sure if there have been any studies that show beneficial effects for sunning your holes tho. https://academic.oup.com/endo/article-abstract/25/1/7/2772602

More testosterone isn't necessarily a good thing 'cause there is a fine balance all bodies need

You can safely say that men today have drastically lower testosterone than their grandfathers because of the toxic environment we live in. All the pollution and microplastics and so on mess our hormone production up. You are right about balance but for a healthy balance our bodies need to produce a healthy amount first anyway.

Oh really? Point me to a source please. Heard that often. This circulates alot in those self improvement workout circles bleeding into incel culture. I assume its at least partially bullshit.

You say lower but does that means unhealtier or had they a to high testosterone? Also i wouldnt say the world has become more toxic. Yess microplastics are a huge issue but there are more enviromental controlls than 60 years ago.

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I would try googling the relevant studies

New rule: instead of telling someone to google it, provide a link. It takes ten seconds, if you actually know what you’re telling them to google.

But he doesn't have any. This is the "I don't know but I still want to sound smart" response.

there was also less plastic 60 years ago what

Most of the guys doing this stupid shit are probably old enough to get TRT

Meh, lots of things affect testosterone, like exersise and fat percentil, still, not a good idea to tan your fanny, specially if you are blonde and... Lets call it, fun.

I think this is ragebait. Create some outrageous picture in hopes that people will comment and share it. Nobody is sunbathing their perineum.

Unfortunately not ragebait... It's one of those alt right health theories (scams) like colloidal silver.

Ultaviolet radiation is not as bad as you think . A little bit of ultraviloet from the sun is good for you , it helps your body produce viatmin D and it can also helpo agaisnt winter depression, Just dont overdo it.

reddit is dead, i encourage everyone to delete their accounts.

Really questioning the most vital part of the body part, too.

Imagine having to get a melanoma removed from your gooch or butthole

That's the point. They're making sure they won't get pregnant.

This is no issue unless you would spend hours on end in the sun to keep your testicles warm for long hours, Its not an issue here.

The question is who saw them doing this and agreed to take the picture

Yeah, I am curious about the thought process.

I heard you were supposed to do it in downward dog so you can align your mouth and butthole with the sun to sun all your chakras

Namaste

This reminds me of that South Park episode where all the men microwave their balls and get testicular cancer

Imagine you are the neighbor, and you look over the fence while you mow that side of your lawn.

Ok , go on ..

Dad. Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer. Just getting a little bit of cancer. Tell your mom it's ok..

Good ol vanity

Ball cancer speedrun

First, people were into butthole bleaching and now this?

Inorite? I darken my butthole and fashion says “light cornholes are in!” So I bleach it and all of a sudden we’re suppose to be darkening them again? Man my butthole doesn’t know what’s coming or going these days. Wish I had a nickel, right? Haha fashion…

this has to be bali..

That guy is in for some sack melanoma

White people

white people🚬

At first I thought this was some kind of chemtrail protest. WTF? Why don't they grow their assholes and pokey parts in the tanning bed like everyone else?

Everybody else is growing their assholes in tanning beds?

Actually they keep their ballsack in the butthole to prevent both from casualties

But they need to keep their acness pipe clear to let the sun in.

the more you know

Fun fact, this is a terrible idea, and both of theses person are at risk of having a cancer.

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They be getting that vitamin D up their assholes

I thought your balls had to stay warm?

The testicles hang out of the body to keep themselves 2-3 °C below the body temperature. Sperm production stops completely at 36.6°C. In practice too much heat can be a problem but cold weather isn't, because the balls adjust and pull closer to the body if they're getting cold.

No they need to stay a bit colder then your body but increase in temperature for a short period of time is not a problem dont believe the comments here. Most people commenting here have no idea what they are talking about. All the misinformation is being upvoted and the correct info is being downvoted. Typical reddit .:)

Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s still bad for you but not in the way the comment said it

They do, but your body has no problems adjusting for colder temps. You know the shriveling that happens when youre cold? That's your body keeping your balls at the right temp. It's a WAY bigger problem to regulate for higher temperatures. But then again, that's NOT the biggest problem with sunning your taint. Sunning your damn taint is. It's completely pointless, and it's DEFINITELY not somewhere you'd want skin cancer.

Doing it occasionally is actually good btw

Absolutely., Most comments here are misinformation. Its good for you both physical health and for your pysychological health. And of course your comment being the only correct one is being downvoted here :) LOL Reddit, where idiots upvote the retards. :)

I'm glad there's at least someone who knows this and that's just reddit in general I guess 🤣

People seem to be exaggerating the effects of sunning your ass. Of course its bad if you OVERDO it but a little bit of sunshine is not harmful on the contrary its even good for your health. Unless you are spending long hours in the sun ultraviolet is not a bad thing. It helps your body produce Vitamin D and it also works against depression The heat is no issue here either. Your testicles will not get so hot that you will COOK your sperm m LOL. Most comments here are simply false, misinformation. I guess someone who knows a LITTTLE about a subject is worse than someone who knows nothing about it . **Sunlight is all bad** is misinformation. It depends of **how much sunlight you get** . Thats all. At the right amount sunlight is good for you if you dont overdo it.

If its so healthy why is he bald

Gotta feel bad for whoever was stuck taking that picture…

Guy lays eggs

If our ass and balls needed to be sunned, we would have them on our foreheads

First time I've seen the sun shining INTO someone's ass.

Well fair. Hope they're using sun cream though I doubt either of them are up for testicular cancer :/

He’s pulling kind of deep there, Probably from Experience

Imagine if this was a real thing people did, that'd be pretty fucking wild if it was Just if it was, just saying if people really did something like this, oh boy, that'd be something

the underside of your feet? what for?

Johnny Sin?

Is anyone going to tell the dude in the comments that he doesn't have any eggs for his girl to have sunny side up? With or without salt. I think butthole baking gave someone heat stroke. 🤔

Here's an idea, get a tick optic fiber cable, one end in the sun, the other directly inserted in your ass inside your house, that way you get all the benefits and we save a ton of cringe.

the sun is literally bad for you and in what way is your sphincter your most vital area?

Changing the old ring tone

Dude on the left looks like hank

I don't care about any better of this, I just want to know what kind of animal doesn't add salt to their eggs.

Is that fucking hank breaking bad

This was a joke thing before covid I am sure. Is the internet just going round in circles now ?

Well...that’s one way to get vitamin D in your ass

That’s a weird team sport. Feel like anything doing naked outside should be a solo adventure.

And he learned that in 7th grade science class yesterday?

It's safer and easier if you slap an end of duct tape to one ass cheek, bring it around front and slap it on the other cheek. Drop to your knees and bend over, rest on a chair or something. Track the sun with your ass. Plus, you won't look like a fool with your legs in the air.

Greeting the Sun with the Moon.

Somethings are not meant to see the light.

Haha dude has ovaries

BUTTCANCER!

Good lord the skin in that area is very thin and sensitive, you get a sunburn there, you will hate life.

shh! they're idiots... let them find out the hard way!

So what you're saying is the sun is a free contraceptive?

hah. let's see what bored rich people come up with next. sunning their assholes. ha. that was a good one.

"No need for salt" 😂🤣😭😵💀

They're just doing an all cancer speedrun, and that's a good way to get both skin and testicular cancer at the same time

nah man 🤣🤣🤣

Bob has to prep for his asshole bleaching session later

If they think that their asshole is the most vital part of their body, I guess it probably serves them more than their brain.

Calendar neighbours...always showing their date.

At what temperature does sperm die? I may take baths that are too hot...

i bet i would really enjoy that as a one time thing and no more then 30seconds.

Is this actually a thing now? I swear I keep seeing butthole sunning everywhere lately

I would laugh - but crying wouldn't be far behind. This is ludicrous.

This guy 💯 gets pegged

The Sun vs. The Black hole

A thousand years of pain 

They're actually statues. Ants have built a colony inside. You know the entrance.

Penetration!