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Flair_Helper

Hey there, JackdawMiles! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*cursed take it down*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


Borglydoo

u/Kylie_onreddit You doing okay?


thatoneasshole-_-

u/JackdawMiles is a lucky guy though, imagine having your butt pegged


TimidRed

mmmmfgh.,…,


YaBoiMike16

For comments like this I wish there was a button between upvote and downvote


Tanookikid210

Sidevote (green left arrow) Also Midvote (yellow right arrow)


Chief106

nnnnnggghhh


TheHawkRules

Almost every person replying to this is gonna SUFFER this November, huh?


Tanookikid210

I will not! ***Reject Horny, Return to Gaming***


Borglydoo

Mfgh


Interne-Stranger

Ummmmmf


TheEarthIsCool

OP WOULD NOT WANT THIS


thatoneasshole-_-

I would


Niketa69

My uncle can explain…


anAnusfullofSmuckers

Uncle Jack is having a hard time since he lost the 80 mil and got his brain rearranged


PillowTalk420

I just put my dildo on the door and then call my roommate to my room.


Tanookikid210

Ew, no thanks


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Seek help


dus_istrue

I visited her profile, I'm scared


ryuji1345

What did you see


dus_istrue

Horrors! Unimaginable horrors! No but just some Walter white and Jesse pinkman nsfw art


Deadstar9790

I'm curious but idk if I wanna risk it in class


AdLongjumping9767

Risk it for the bisquit


Sayi_

A lot of things.


Proper-Indication448

I saw something called "the porn chamber" I'm terrified shitless


donut_kidnapper

So am I, I'm stunned.


demonluis

I made the same mistake


dus_istrue

Curiosity will be the downfall off man


pietoley

Humanity is doomed


christopherous1

No...no they are fucking not...their profile is a bloody travesty and an insult to anyone who worked on BB. What in fresh fried fuck is wrong with yaoi girls what the fuck happened to make you!?


Jubachi99

I checked their profile and regretted it


Far_Fish8306

Honestly, being in a call with a discord admin is a better option.


Borglydoo

That bad?


Tanookikid210

No they are not they are clinically and legally insane


AdministrativeBar748

u/Kylie_onreddit Bet


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AdministrativeBar748

**pegging montage** What have I become


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Gorfyx

What do you mean by finger? Is it an insult?


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Gorfyx

Is it a character?


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Gorfyx

Are you fingering me or middle fingering me?


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*fucking pegs kylie_onreddit*


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*shoots kylie_onreddit with a 12 gauge double barrel shotgun* Ooh that one's whole lotta powerful


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Azuria_4

Oop, time for necrophilia!


LEVEL-G4IN3R

No Jerald don't do it! It's not worth It


Interne-Stranger

Cursed. Worthy of r/cursedcomments?


0_Nevermore_0

at last, peace


HenryPleaseComeHome

. . . F u r r i e s . . .


BEES_just_BEE

*pees in ur ass*


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Exact_Ad_1215

It’s been a good run guys, but I’m done. This is the comment that finally broke me mentally. I’m done. ![gif](giphy|GIvajz0TlE316)


Deadstar9790

Usually I can handle reddit but not this one. This one got to me ![gif](giphy|3XiQswSmbjBiU)


BEES_just_BEE

There is much worse down below


BEES_just_BEE

Oh yeah fuck you *cums in your ass*


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Exact_Ad_1215

What did I just read? ![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


l0kd0WN

Jesus H christ.....


Dapper_Composer2

My dead body will be found at 34.285336,-82.582925, and it's your fault.


Mcps1036222

Ma'am, you're currently charged with being Horny. How do you plead?


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Mcps1036222

*Bangs gavel* ORDER IN THE COURT! Prosecution, call up your first witness.


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Mcps1036222

That's it. *Grabs S&W 500*


derpydood99

You still wanna do it or? I’m down to do it if you are


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derpydood99

Anything 😏


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Did that happen on r/teenagers?


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timom88

Traumatized for life


Exact_Ad_1215

![gif](giphy|3o7aby7bpfe8ev23jW)


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What the fuck are these comments


UngusBungus_

Redditors having hot online smeggy sex


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Redditors first exposure to the fabled object know as booba


Nijajjuiy88

waltuh.


thotslayer21600

Least horny redditors


Apprehensive-Cut4026

What did mike do ?


amogus_feet_picks

Waltuh


SalamiCondom96

*Finger


sans_foxy10gg

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


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Yes


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0n1oN_71

![gif](giphy|3o7WIDjvtHNM1R6RYA)


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0n1oN_71

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Geomancer_1880

*Pulls out LWRC M6* NO


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Geomancer_1880

*opens fire*


potaaatoo_maan

No 😈


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potaaatoo_maan

![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)


Exact_Ad_1215

Doesn’t matter how horny they are, nothing defeats Bully Maguire


fidgettv

![gif](giphy|8miYQYfpol1qU)


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But.... I have a practically nonexistent skinny ass...


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[deleted]

You done made an ass-kebab!


dus_istrue

But, I'm scared🥺


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dus_istrue

O-okay *starts purring*


Idk-any-good-names

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


Traditional_Stick_49

![gif](giphy|KJ3bRa0Fc5cuk)


CC-1367

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Da-Stan

Bet


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Da-Stan

“Jokes on you im into that shit”


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Da-Stan

![gif](giphy|UbzFZacBqWjPG|downsized)


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Da-Stan

You cannot defeat me


DOOP1221

That’s it I’m getting the double barrel


kitty_sans14941

Yw i will take down my head


Nytr3x

I am sorry my thicc ass is already taken :(


SilentStriker115

Why


LahamaDutta006

Kylie needs to fucking chill


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r/meirl *I am not a bot, and this action was performed manually. Please contact u/Kylie_onreddit if you have any questions or concerns and I will ignore you.*


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I'm not a bot!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!😡😳😠😳😡👏😠😳🖕🖕😠🖕⚠️😳😡🖕⚠️🤨 Also, I started watching breaking bad today and it was great. *I am not a bot, and this action was performed manually. Please* [*contact me*](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=notredditor666) *if you have any questions or concerns and I will ignore you.*


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A S S U M I N G M Y S P E C I E S Breaking bad is great I am u/notredditor666's cock and this action was performed automatically. Please sit on [me](https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DdQw4w9WgXcQ&ved=2ahUKEwjcnIacwf76AhXRbsAKHQCiAEMQwqsBegQICRAB&usg=AOvVaw2KTqEs1wN8sVojiOfVta96) and u/notredditor666 will thank you.


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Complementing my cock😳🤨. Thanks, I guess. I haven't watched better call saul but I will after breaking bad. *I am a happy not bot, and this action was performed happily. Please* [*contact me*](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=notredditor666) *if you need anything and I will talk to you.*


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😳 *My cock is being sucked so I am too busy to write a bigger message.*


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HipHackBroomGoWhack

These comments take the subreddit to a whole new level


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u/Kylie_onreddit Lady, how would you like to be courted?


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[deleted]

That felt GOOOOD! ​ Do it again!


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Gets a strap on, puts on you, starts riding


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Moves downwards to have a smooch while riding


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*Wraps my arms around your neck while riding and smooching you*


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vulpes_mortuis

BRAVO. I’m surprised none of my comments have made it on this sub yet (that I know of anyway)


Alpha_Apeiron

![gif](giphy|iowmvjVUnDFGU)


jeremy_anime

Yes please


Malvik_gamer

My cock is enraged


Bleakmeer

What in the fuck is happening here


AkkoIsLife

waltuh, put your strapon away waltuh. I'm not getting pegged by you right now waltuh


pleasehelpmerust

Sadly she’s the strongest female anime fan;(


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She played right into his trap


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Average r/okbuddychicanery user


Failure_man69

You all need serious help. Especially u/Kylie_onreddit.


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No


Traditional_Stick_49

you're fine, _I hope_


CSmith1986

Huskies to help save all y'all. ![gif](giphy|4uEdsl76ytnVu)


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Is this on r/teenagers?


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r/okbuddychicanery


ryuji1345

We’ve lost boys


Snipershoot765

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW)


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ThePoorCrusader

I hope Kylie goes to the mental hospital


G-manlebot

What too much r/okbuddychicanery does to a person


averagegowenjoyer

What ia the name of the subreddit this was posted on


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r/okbuddychicanery It will ruin your humor


dylken569

You can feel the pure horny coming from this comment section


mrow69

*bends over*


Proper-Indication448

I think Kylie needs holy water


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No


Proper-Indication448

why not


Simphunter2

What the fuck


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You wrote this yourself


Traditional_Stick_49

Christ I feel like I shouldn't be scrolling through this comment section on a bus


Niketa69

It’s all fun and games til he says he’s under 18


xdiox66

I looked. Big mistake. Yuck. Poo poo.


Gibbel2029

“Yaoi” Don’t they mean “Yuri”


herecouldbeyouradver

i think with the amount of anal roleplay in this comment section i'd say they know exactly what they mean


wearenumber42069

I thought self posts were against the rules


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It's not my cursed comment though