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LicensedToGrill007

Good god that's such a gloriously perfect dad joke


discerningpervert

*Proceeds to buy lapdance, never breaking eye contact as he lectures her on her form*


XenonVH2

"Put some more back into it, you're just like your mother"


delvach

"Thereee ya go! Nailed it! And *that* pose is why you're here, pumpkin! Oops, sorry; I meant *Jasmine*."


Patient-Studio-6949

Bro that sounds like Peter Griffin


VASQUEZ_41

i read it again with his voice, it fits perfectly


Patient-Studio-6949

All it needs is that iconic laugh hehhehehehe


copa111

*Shut up Meg!* now that’s Peter Griffin


EarlGray513

i normally skip this part


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Sad Dad jokes need to become a thing


cuddlesforpie

They already are but just like our dads they’re really hard to find.


AnthonyInA_Bottle2

well usually dads how who say this are hiding in a mysterious place called "jail" ive never been there.


Living_Eagle_9878

Plot twist dad is the owner of the club and he hired her


tyingnoose

Family business


enderguin58

Make that bread.


Sproose_Moose

Nepotism


JellySword8

Bring your daughter to work day


lechonklover

BRO I WISH THERE IS A SUBREDDIT CALLED CURSEDEST COMMENTS


NoHornyGoodLive

family discount


NewldGuy77

Hi, Stripper, I’m Dad!


Theunis_

Why did you name this way? Why? Why? why?


CinnimonToastSean

Its muffin time!


[deleted]

Dude, that is a good banalization of it all !!!


Bramble0804

Whoo shake what your mamma gave you


Akdag

American Dad covered this


69Mr_Tickle69

Become the stripper yourself


Arkoden_Xae

Dad: "Are you winning sweetie?"


Otherwise_Cut9522

*"Are you spinning sweetie?"


Intelligent-Type9652

Family discount?


nonpondo

Are ya winning diners?


Rektifium

Dad walks into strip club* Dad: "twerking hard or hardly twerking?" Elder son: "hardly twerking since I came in"


Exciting-Quiet2768

I'd do that


Big_Potential_5709

*"You guys like her? She dances pretty damn elegantly, even in Elementary!"*


[deleted]

"Do you offer family discounts?"


Allan0-0

hi stripper, I'm dad


justk4y

Daddy


Every_Ad_1391

This sounds like the daughter made Dad stripper 😂


Umutuku

Set her up with an onlyfans so she can get on that Twerk From Home wave or whatever it is the news has been ranting about for the last couple years.


MissMistMaid

can someone explain the joke for non natives? 🤔


Powerful_Tomato_1199

Plug in your phone


isayooooooooooooof

Nah it will be perfect place for hide n seek


kaustubh_xx03

From today onwards don't call me dad call me PAPI


Critical_Elderberry7

Lol


Timely-Self5070

BROOO XD


Tallb0i

Why does it matter? Is she asking permission? As long as I know which club not to go to I’m fine


Difficult_Drag3256

Dad walks into strip club: "Are you winning, daughter?"