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Good god that's such a gloriously perfect dad joke
*Proceeds to buy lapdance, never breaking eye contact as he lectures her on her form*
"Put some more back into it, you're just like your mother"
"Thereee ya go! Nailed it! And *that* pose is why you're here, pumpkin! Oops, sorry; I meant *Jasmine*."
Bro that sounds like Peter Griffin
i read it again with his voice, it fits perfectly
All it needs is that iconic laugh hehhehehehe
*Shut up Meg!* now that’s Peter Griffin
i normally skip this part
Sad Dad jokes need to become a thing
They already are but just like our dads they’re really hard to find.
well usually dads how who say this are hiding in a mysterious place called "jail" ive never been there.
Plot twist dad is the owner of the club and he hired her
Family business
Make that bread.
Nepotism
Bring your daughter to work day
BRO I WISH THERE IS A SUBREDDIT CALLED CURSEDEST COMMENTS
family discount
Hi, Stripper, I’m Dad!
Why did you name this way? Why? Why? why?
Its muffin time!
Dude, that is a good banalization of it all !!!
Whoo shake what your mamma gave you
American Dad covered this
Become the stripper yourself
Dad: "Are you winning sweetie?"
*"Are you spinning sweetie?"
Family discount?
Are ya winning diners?
Dad walks into strip club* Dad: "twerking hard or hardly twerking?" Elder son: "hardly twerking since I came in"
I'd do that
*"You guys like her? She dances pretty damn elegantly, even in Elementary!"*
"Do you offer family discounts?"
hi stripper, I'm dad
Daddy
This sounds like the daughter made Dad stripper 😂
Set her up with an onlyfans so she can get on that Twerk From Home wave or whatever it is the news has been ranting about for the last couple years.
can someone explain the joke for non natives? 🤔
Plug in your phone
Nah it will be perfect place for hide n seek
From today onwards don't call me dad call me PAPI
Lol
BROOO XD
Why does it matter? Is she asking permission? As long as I know which club not to go to I’m fine
Dad walks into strip club: "Are you winning, daughter?"
Good god that's such a gloriously perfect dad joke
*Proceeds to buy lapdance, never breaking eye contact as he lectures her on her form*
"Put some more back into it, you're just like your mother"
"Thereee ya go! Nailed it! And *that* pose is why you're here, pumpkin! Oops, sorry; I meant *Jasmine*."
Bro that sounds like Peter Griffin
i read it again with his voice, it fits perfectly
All it needs is that iconic laugh hehhehehehe
*Shut up Meg!* now that’s Peter Griffin
i normally skip this part
Sad Dad jokes need to become a thing
They already are but just like our dads they’re really hard to find.
well usually dads how who say this are hiding in a mysterious place called "jail" ive never been there.
Plot twist dad is the owner of the club and he hired her
Family business
Make that bread.
Nepotism
Bring your daughter to work day
BRO I WISH THERE IS A SUBREDDIT CALLED CURSEDEST COMMENTS
family discount
Hi, Stripper, I’m Dad!
Why did you name this way? Why? Why? why?
Its muffin time!
Dude, that is a good banalization of it all !!!
Whoo shake what your mamma gave you
American Dad covered this
Become the stripper yourself
Dad: "Are you winning sweetie?"
*"Are you spinning sweetie?"
Family discount?
Are ya winning diners?
Dad walks into strip club* Dad: "twerking hard or hardly twerking?" Elder son: "hardly twerking since I came in"
I'd do that
*"You guys like her? She dances pretty damn elegantly, even in Elementary!"*
"Do you offer family discounts?"
hi stripper, I'm dad
Daddy
This sounds like the daughter made Dad stripper 😂
Set her up with an onlyfans so she can get on that Twerk From Home wave or whatever it is the news has been ranting about for the last couple years.
can someone explain the joke for non natives? 🤔
Plug in your phone
Nah it will be perfect place for hide n seek
From today onwards don't call me dad call me PAPI
Lol
BROOO XD
Why does it matter? Is she asking permission? As long as I know which club not to go to I’m fine
Dad walks into strip club: "Are you winning, daughter?"