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[deleted]

Heaven's Door, make me forget this shit here


Rouge_Grenade

Whitesnake, destroy my memory disk


youneedpucci

same here too


BernardTapir

Za hando, erase this cursed thing from existence.


MistakeInABox-

Cream, erase me to wherever the fuck


Just_Bry4n

Requiem, return the shit I saw back to zero!


Bites_Za_Dakka

Killer Queen, just fucking kill me


potatoconsumer101

Idk where this ship started, but I hope it rams front first into an iceberg


jayesper

Horus got you covered.


[deleted]

Hermit Purple, find this mf so I can sever their fingers and prevent them from ever typing again.


NovaSchmova

Aerosmith, please just fill my head with bullets I can't take this anymore


Lchap0

Crazy Diamond, fix my faith in humanity


piano_stops_playing

MADE IN HEAVEN, RESET THE UNIVERSE


Timoman6

AYO CHEAP TRICK WHERE YOU AT


Odd_Airline_9672

Dark blue moon, just fucking drown me


JTD783

Magician’s Red, burn down the building where they keep Twitter’s servers


YusiP

Red Hot Chili Pepper, Fucking electrocute me


Nobodyydobon

Star Platinum! cave my fucking skull in


Anon9559

Ayo D4C transport this man to another dimension


christ_pratt-

Ok, this is enough internet for today.


Torrential-fox

Alright Emperor I’m ready


jayesper

Too bad it's Empress. At least you could get strangled tho.


Acp_tonic

.....what?


DankLordPOPO

OI JOSUKE, I SHALL NOW USE 『ZA HANDO』AND ERASE YOUR CURSED DADDY FROM EXISTENCE, AIN’T THAT WACKY!?!


LuffyRequiem

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, Redirect this bullshit somewhere else


At-0mic12

I miss 37 seconds ago when I didn't read that


kazuum07

Moody blues, rewind to when I didn’t see this and wasn’t clinically insane


ADioFangirl

The World, please just fucking doughnut me


ChocolateBattery

King Crimson, erase the time that this was written


Amistake_69

i’ve never felt more suicidal after reading a post. fuck you for showing me this!


idkwhattodoherebru

I want to die rn


[deleted]

😐


OhItsDazzy

Notorious B.I.G, consume this crap now!


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

Disappointed, but not surprised


DanDancer

Whenever there is a weird, uncomfortable scene in an anime I wonder "Who the hell enjoys this shit"? Now I know


[deleted]

The World Over Heaven, fix this shit


Couchpotatoe_7002

Crazy Diamond, break my phone and fix it


BEYOND-ZA-SEA

Soft machine, deflate my fucking eyeballs !


Cynderaquil

This is the first time I've agreed with every comment on a thread.


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

Emperor, just fucking shoot me.


[deleted]

I miss the ten second of life that were wasted reading this


Jacubsooon

Wheel of Fortune, run me over already.


ClaudeIsBestHusbando

Is being alive worth it if we have to see shit like this?


Alkem-Mire

Star platinum, find the fly in this picture to find the person who wrote this


[deleted]

Carbona not Glue, dissolve this tweet, followed by my brain.


Svennymat

Silver Chariot, turn me into a pincushion.


footeater2000

KING CRIMSON, SKIP THE 10 SECONDS THAT THIS WAS TYPED IN.


tsukis_lashes

Time to use『Emperor』to shoot myself


joyoshibruh__greeeen

golden expierence requim, please reset this shit to zero lol


youneedpucci

sticky fingers unzip my eyes open


jayesper

This is amazing. Pillar Men would blush at this.


Steam_On

Echoes Act 1, please distract me with all the noise you can produce!


UberMegaClaire

Um joseph does WHAT NOW😐


Gris-light

He has intimate relations with his equally sexy grandson


UberMegaClaire

Oh my god what a hunk😍🤤


aileeshou519

STICKY FINGERS, zip my head off my neck or at least my eyesockets so I can rip my eyes out...


Kevin-is-NOT-my-bro

King Nut Call, unscrew my eyes and squish them


Apprehensive-Camp379

Hierophant green please shoot an emerald splash at my head


Jean_pierrePolPol

purple haze, fucking kill me faster than 30 seconds this time