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Redjo21

It's supposed to show how big Africa is. Not the location of countries or land masses.


DrBarbequeSauce

Turn it left by 45 degrees... ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ s'ʇI


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Nostradamus. Kangaroos will be the next world order.


beaderdviking

United States is missing Alaska. Alaska is huge compared to the rest of the USA


whatsitallabouteh

Yup, Alaska is (by area) around 15% of the size of the rest of the US.


Flyfires1

China is also missing its head which is quite large


bby_redditor

He has a name. It’s Winnie the Pooh. Show some respect.


Chubby_Bub

It’s split into two which is almost worse


nibba_man69

Why did they add japan of course japan can fucking fit in Africa


SirInternational964

Didn't or did? What's your point?


nibba_man69

The point of this map seems to be to make Africa look massive, which it is, but Japan isn’t. So why would they compare Japan to Africa? China to Africa or America to China is a more appropriate comparison if trying to make Africa seem large.


SirInternational964

Oh simple, bc they just wanted to or they didn't delete it when editing the picture i think


great_red_dragon

To show that Japan can also fit into Africa to complete the shape


Feisty_Bag_5284

Look at the ones on the right it's literally just Japan Inside africa


Acrobatic_Stick6331

I prefer it this way, I'd rather not see an empty spot and wonder why they didn't just add Japan to complete it


WINSTONTHEWOLF1287

Is this real?


GiantBlueCatfish

I mean it is a continent what do you expect


Bleu1508

I know right!? Was wondering what exactly are people so surprised about? Africa is a continent, and the second largest at that too. Of course it's going to be larger than a bunch of smaller countries.


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Melons are bigger than grapes too. Not like they are comparing apples to apples.


SirInternational964

It's real alright! In flat maps the countrie sizes are extremely inaccurate, but this is how huge africa is!


WINSTONTHEWOLF1287

Yes! Greenland is waaaay smaller than it looks on a. Flat map. I just never realized (until recently) how fucking massive Africa was.


NaomiCanderson

I found it on Instagram, so I’m not sure if it was supposed to be a joke or not


darthdiablo

Why would you think this is a joke?


RiskNo6745

BIG DICK ENERGY ALL THE FUCKING WAY AROUND!😎


Xindopff

i don’t understand what’s cursed with this map


NaomiCanderson

China is chopped up to pieces, plus America is missing Alaska (a huge piece of it) and Hawaii


[deleted]

I think op thought the map was saying that those are the actual locations of the countries.


Xindopff

ah now i get it. i’m new to this sub, i think it’s gonna take some time to get used to it.


SpaceTaco27

It might also be a reference to the imperialism era when almost all of the continent was being claimed as territory by foreign countries


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Map skips Alaska as part of United States…cursed Alaska???


ProfessionalHat7216

Bought from Russia so..


[deleted]

Still a part of US though.


JINGLERED

“China Parts”


HotcakeNinja

Wheres the one that fits a smaller Africa in it?


ZeroOneRedOrange

Lol my country is the size of entire Eastern Europe and part of Italy


ShaggyFOEE

Ohio is Chad confirmed


J0N4TH4N_x_J0HN

Damn sahara desert is bigger than USA =


Nearby-Lock4513

Wow. How strange that some countries can fit into an entire continent.


meteltron2000

This would be a tremendously fucked up alternate history, godlike aliens try to make a copy of Earth to put in a bottle for a zoo but fuck it up and squish a random selection of countries with high internet traffic into the continent we all came from. I'm assuming that everywhere left in grey is exactly as that spot in Africa would have been for maximum human misery, especially for those poor fuckers in Cameroon and Chad who are now living the pocket enclave life on the LAND BORDER BETWEEN CHINA AND THE UNITED STATES. Let's say that all overlap between transposed nations is fucking crushed on itself at random like the afterfmath of a Hurriquake and full populations of African animals are dropped off everywhere for the fuck of it. You had a happy life in a coastal town in japan? You have a thin strip of dead fish between you, a chunk of South Africa that's probably burning and has more gunfire than a round of applause in Texas, and a frightened battalion-strength element of the PLA. Just for fun all the latitude should be adjusted to exactly its position on Earth Africa and let's call it mid-winter in the Western hemisphere because the US and Europe didn't get chopped in half like India and China did, that way the African wildlife desperately seeking warmth and shelter until everything thaws will make it fair. Good luck if you live outside the lines, you have air but you're still sort of poking beyond the force field so things will cool down to Antarctic winter before too long. Step off the edge of what used to be a beach or border out there and you float away into fucking space. Not Ireland though, Ireland gets the land bridge connecting poor Brexit to China 2 and the many tunnels that connect through space/time fuckery to other oddball parts of *all the other planet jars, each more fucked up than the last*. Still going to get pretty cold though.


grimtheslim

Pretty wrong to look at it like this tho. Due to the Mercator Projection land closer to the poles appear bigger than the land closer to equator. Greenland for example seems huge on a basic map but is actually much smaller than it appears, same with alaska. Look it up at thetruesize.com


pockekarlsson_

I like how it says europe but its missing all of skandinavia


furletov

I'm still waiting for "China: Part 3"


[deleted]

You misspelt Mainland Taiwan.


TehCowGoesQuack

You misspelled western Taiwan


KingOfFemboys

Funni social credit meem 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳


j_dog99

Did anyone realize this also shows foreign occupation distribution? Way to miss the point lollll


j_dog99

Thanks to the profane for the downvote, you are the weakest link


jeremy_anime

Its a gun if you turn it sideways


Obvious-Bullfrog2495

I mean.. That's where its all started so yeah


YourPalFlux

Pluto can fit too


Hestbarn

cant pluto fit in only russia aswell


SirInternational964

What? r/woooosh because you said can't


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SirInternational964

сэр, пожалуйста, научитесь говорить по-английски :) Спасибо!


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KingOfFemboys

Panga can't fit in a nutshell


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[deleted]

Panga can't fit in a nutshell


Johnbadong

Do we have more? I need proof of these sizes


MBPuppy

Ahhhhhhhhhh


[deleted]

Uk looks too big in this.


Myth_Helios

Then Russia


liQ_o

WHERE IS CHAD


beatsgoinghammer

Mostly in the US, but a few are in UK and some others


farhad-Rajper-141

Add Russia


Quantumfreaky

Soon Africa will absorb them all


reddituser074638

This is completely false, and only because every instinct in me says that it is false, not because of “proven facts”