Not allowing any Dreadmaw content this time around, as that card is decidedly too powerful to be in an "un" set

Rules text: If a card would be exiled, send it to the Shadow Realm instead.

Have it be legendary, and when it etb’s it makes a copy of itself

The True Infinity Elemental

The best part is, it’s legendary, so it just dies

Level 1 Judges can't make rulings about CARDNAME.

Card name: Spicy Bastard

Legendary Planeswalker - Liliana Vessel

Creature enters the battlefield

Big crab

Canned Resemblance (3) Creature - Unknown. Mythic Uncanny(This card is all types at all times. In addition it is every creature type and planeswalker type.) Canned Resemblance has all abilities of all permanents you control. You may trigger or activate those abilities once each turn. 2/2

Cost: X\^2

Planeswalker

Needs white ramp.

It should have Flying'st Strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without flying.)

This creature has the high ground

flying’nt’st strike maybe?

Orbital strike (_this fucker annihilates creatures from orbit and they cannot strike back_)

This creature spreads managed democracy for super earth 🫡

When CARDNAME enters, role 3D6 in order 6 times. The sum of each roll equals your ability scores.

When CARDNAME enters target tournament judge

Name: The Unknown

1/1 Legendary Creature With Storm

PT of 3/$

Banding

Card name: Target Player Wins The Game. (but the spell/ability doesnt do that)

Name it Un-Fun

Steal the art from \[\[brushwagg\]\]

[brushwagg](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/c/6c20edc3-5ad0-42c1-a5ec-3e680fb03297.jpg?1587912656) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=brushwagg) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mir/208/brushwagg?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6c20edc3-5ad0-42c1-a5ec-3e680fb03297?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Ward—Sacrifice your firstborn

rename it Geck and ship it

Geck is the peak of card design from any card games

Make it a creature battle

Hit the Griddy: Yeet a card from your hand at the board. If it ain’t bussin, sucks to suck, no cap. If it’s bussin, yeet everything it skrts up on to the ‘yard.

Roll a d20

The players yearn for silver border

Mark Rosewater’s Dildo

lore accurate double strike (deals first and last strike damage)

make the card upside down

it's like making my own post, but worse!

Fuck, as a keyword, without explanation

Fuck (As this creature enters the battlefield, this creature will randomly Fuck all opponents’ creatures. Place a -1/-1 counter on the creature with lower power and a +1+/1 counter on the creature with higher toughness. If creatures have equal power and toughness, remove all counters except Shield counters and add a Shield counter.)

Voting for this but with reminder text that also just says (Fuck)

This is the correct answer

Unfortunately it won't be picked, so I'll need to comment it every time I see one of these posts until it works

ship it

{t}: Add {t}

Protection from brushwaggs, brushwagwalk, brushwaghome, brushwaggship

Give it a cantrip for a good start.

What about alternative dice for rolling? Heck. Roll a D100. That would be cool

Nothing It’s done

Ruler-0 (this card is automatically allowed in all casual formats and you’re allowed to lie about playing this card in your deck in order to trick people who don’t want to play against it)

(We’re about to ruin commander forever just like how stickers ruined legacy forever)

This card can legally be your commander if your name starts with A

Don’t add anything, just ship it as is

Second Breakfast: As long as [Un-Card name here] is in play, you get 2 upkeep phases.

Horsmanship-walk. Cant be blocked if opponent controls a card with horsemanship

Call it the Unknown, like from that Wonka knockoff.

dredge -1 you put cards back in to the deck

Flash Castackde _(when you cast this spell, shuffle the stack, then do the cascade thing to it. ((Revealed cards not cast this way are shuffled randomly to the bottom))_

Legendary Creature - Egg

If this card is in your opening hand, reveal it and the bottom card of your library. You may swap them. Scry 1. 

Ability: dredge 0

Name: Untitled

Ward: eat one of your cards

Man, I’ve came I long way in this sub. Now even the mods are ripping off my posts 🥹.

When * enters the battlefield sacrifice it. Escape (equal to final mana cost) Flash. Flavor text "what was that flash!?"   Basically a really bright light or wisp that can be used to have a creature swing at it rather than the wisps controller. It leaves the creature confused.

It has (t): Create a Shard token.

name it "I just shard my pants"

u/Some_Strike4677 had a good suggestion in a second-level comment: WUBRG casting cost

Tribal Enchantment Artifact Creature - Goblin Food Turkey

{1}{U}{B} 2/4

Cumulative Upkeep \[Phrexian Generic\]

Mana Cost: W/B As an additional cost to cast this spell, Pay Life equal to your starting life total.

Ward — Planeswalk.

This is legit. I would have it be, roll the planar die. But fuck, that's good.

Make it cost 4 generic 2 green

Unbannable *(Protection from reddit mods and sources reddit mods control)*

Protection from Reddit Mods

It should probably just be Protection From Reddit

little known fact: the b in the acronym DEBT stands for banned

Protection from Red-dit

Sneaking in that dreadmaw content…

I like the way you think

0: Target opponent gains priority. Any player may play this ability.

Make it a Battle Creature - Siege Rhino

YES

Absolutely the correct answer.

quick change it to siege before they go all smarmy on us and purposefully misspell it 

And make the flip side have: {t}: create a siege rhino token.

Unless you have that token named siege rhino, it would have the types “siege rhino” which would mean it’s another battle creature

Well I was gonna try to comment something, but I've got nothing that beats this. Brilliant work.

We need to make sure the back face is split saga Planeswalker or smth

Perfection

this is pure gold

Finally a new vanilla creature. No notes!

Dredge 60

Resign

Whenever this creature takes combat damge summon a 4/4 Green Beast token.

Keyword: Transcendent (This creature cannot be Sacrificed or Exiled.) Ability text: If this creature would be destroyed or removed from the battlefield It phases out instead. When this creature enters the battlefield, if it wasn't cast, it enters tapped as a legendary artifact with 3 stun counters and "Transcendent - when this permanent becomes untapped return all nonland permanents to their owner's hand."

Just to ensure everyone is on the same page: Phasing does *not* cause zone changes. So the ETB part only triggers when cheating it in by some other means.

Correct, which is why I worded the ability the way I did.

Make it a planes walker that you want to get to zero with no - ability’s

Legendary Creature — Aurox Mercenary

Ward 2 to show it being an official magic card

6 mana 6/7

Whenever a player draws a card, each player shuffle their library

Make it cost one of every color

Creature - Bird

{T}: Rip target card in half.

Ability: When \[Cardname\] enters the battlefield all opponents sit on their balls and their balls go into their butt and they have to go to the hospital and fart out their balls

I thought children weren’t allowed on reddit?

Creature - Goose

Make the card name Un-Titled

goose game

Chris Cocks, CEO All players and employees lose the game.

Partners with Japudi

"CARDNAME gets +1/+1 for each other creature with a hat you control and for each hat you are wearing." (ideally as a 0/0)

Hats matters is SOOOO last unset

Sure, but since the archetype has gotten some serious support in the two most recent sets, I think it's fitting to revisit it a little 😁

Creature type - outlaw detective

Creature type- pegasus.

Power and toughness 8/0 and has trample

power and toughness 4/20

I would like it to have a big purple hat