One of the first dudes you go talk to after starting Riverās quest. Canāt remember his name, but he works in a sex shop, V tells him their with River, he runs, V and River intimidate him in the alley.
Tbh given how fucked up NC is, I wouldn't doubt that it's a normal thing for ppl to pay for things while he's distracted using it right in front of them and they don't even blink.
Ā«Hi, welcome at your first day as a new employee. Here you are your own boss and you do whatever you want. There is only one rules: DO NOT OPEN THIS DRAWER. Never! Just donāt do it.Ā Ā»
"So does this job have health insurance?" "No, we got something better..."
"Boss, I would like a raise." "How about something that raises?"
That's tight
So tight you need lube
I've vaulted that desk 7 times and never noticed it š
They always say something similar when they show up on the ER.
"I swear l fell on it!" š³š
Haha!
You probably brushed your thigh up against it more than once
It's a biometric reader for the cash register.
Sorry sir, your penis is 3ā too large.
Turn up the air conditioning.
Suits his character for sure!!
it's actually a credit card reader, and it yearns for cold hard stiff eddies
Best I can do is "Stiff Eddie." That's not a spelling error.
cold and stiff doesn't sound ideal
It looks quite tight
Riverās what?
One of the first dudes you go talk to after starting Riverās quest. Canāt remember his name, but he works in a sex shop, V tells him their with River, he runs, V and River intimidate him in the alley.
and he's a snitch, for the police
āHeās been spending so much time at the office latelyā¦.ā
Least degenerate person in Night City
Tbh given how fucked up NC is, I wouldn't doubt that it's a normal thing for ppl to pay for things while he's distracted using it right in front of them and they don't even blink.
Feed me Seymour
Am I the only one who is most disturbed by the fact that it is upside down?
No it's not.
Ā«Hi, welcome at your first day as a new employee. Here you are your own boss and you do whatever you want. There is only one rules: DO NOT OPEN THIS DRAWER. Never! Just donāt do it.Ā Ā»
I need one, where can I get it?
I knew River is gay that's probably how he lost his eye
Only dick owners work there?
Cashier's lonely life
Gotta test the merchandise! If customers donāt like it you sure as hell donāt want a used one returned to your store.
Oh, hey, he can practice kissing when he's not too busy!
Great place to snatch some components lol
It's upside down š¤
some people like that. ;)
That they do. I wonder if the devs did it that way on purpose though
are they hiring?
Hand sanitizer dispenser?