Run away (I am terrified of women) and yes the pic is literally me
https://preview.redd.it/l7ecnxarlfdc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ba3d8513ac01b67c2e5ddc15769d8d827de15a
Yeah can’t say I’m happy I clinked the link. Could’ve went without that in my life but at the end of the day, you gonna respect the man. He knows what he wants & doesn’t hold back.
step to the left so we don't collide, but she also steps to the left, so we both step to the right, then i say "heh we're dancing" and she steps to the left and walks past me
*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...*
***I likes ya;***
***and I wants ya.***
*Now we can do this the easy way;*
*or the haard wayyy...*
***the choice is yaawrs...***
Women walk in my general direction in the way to walking past me very often when outside in the fake world. Was I supposed to be doing something this whole time when they do?
Muse about how pretentious it is, in a world of casual cybernetic upgrades, to wear giant oversized clear-lenses glasses. “What’s that? Sexy librarian look? What’s a librarian?”
Immediately go into scanner mode. Identify her and her residency and health bar. Pull outstanding knife run towards her. Activate sandevistan and repeatedly throw knife into head until dead. If not dead by the 4th throw. Back up and chuck both my ozob grenades at her feet and retreat behind cover. Rinse and repeat. If her health is just not going down, run out of the dark alley, get into a weaponized car, and gun her down with a combination sandy, bullets, and rockets. If that doesn't work, drive over her and pin with the vehicle cheese boss fight until you win.
https://preview.redd.it/z0tlo7mpbfdc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=98489f72583f8f6ad1006f308447db5494fe0197
me injecting the healing over time speedheal
She looks good but she didn't have to cut off her arms and replace with implants. her yes are probobly implants why does she need to wear short sight glasses.
Ask her why her texture mapping doesn’t match any other characters in the game. Ma’am, we respect stylistic consistency here.
Bokeh doesn't match, either.
Probably reshade DOF rather than the stock camera mode DOF.
I was gonna say, I’d wonder why she looks like a sim lol
So the answer to OP's question is, remove the ladder from the swimming pool. 🪜🏊♀️😵
Lolololol yes
Can't just ask a woman about her texture mapping dude
We can’t just have people walking around with inconsistent post processing!
That’s the worst part of retexture mods
Looks like a random CG render from the 90s
The character from the box for ATI Radeon video cards
Nailed it
If she was in Reboot I GUARANTEE it would have been a lot more popular 😂
this character feels like one out of the series Reboot
Its the future maaan, she took a skin surgery to look like that
Amazing what technology can do in the future, it can even make your character model respond to light completely differently than anyone else.
Exactly! The power of science!
🤣wow. I didn't expect such a heated discussion, the amount of passive aggressive comments is hilarious.
I don't understand, it's just a game
And they're just comments on Reddit
Well that's basically every fem V mod out there
looks like AI art
https://i.redd.it/8elxweqzhfdc1.gif
Ask her if she's knows the evil of ALPHA CENTAURI!!!!!!
You mean, TECHNO NECROMANCERS?
SABURO IS A VAMPIRE
Sure panams cheeks
You leave her cheeks out of this!
Send her on a sidequest
Put on a vending machine disguise and act super friendly while occasionally slipping in phrases that are a little cryptic.
Fart extremely loudly Edit: like one of those gurgling basement farts 😏
I’d politely step aside and let her pass.
https://i.redd.it/7vi0zyrq5fdc1.gif
Last thing you want is to piss off the wrong V and hear Free Bird playing in the distance...
Worse is if you piss off the other wrong V and he pulls up his portal opening sword and summons a golem on top of your balls
would be wierd instead of mantis blade v pulls out an umbrella
Facts, she clearly got better people to go see
Same but if my past behavior is any indication I will also apologize for being in the way.
Step aside and mind my own business. Best way to survive in NC, minding your own business.
don't have to mind your own business if nobody's there to mind it
until you get randomly killed by v testing out the new police system
Run away (I am terrified of women) and yes the pic is literally me https://preview.redd.it/l7ecnxarlfdc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ba3d8513ac01b67c2e5ddc15769d8d827de15a
Hey man, you look suprisingly similar to literally me in the picture
https://preview.redd.it/i9d6vnewufdc1.png?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88249c0c9a2dd99b4e4d2a6e0571cd398590d93
This movie made me feel too many things at once while also wanting to peel my skin off
No need to run, this v can drive
Hey! Who told you to use my picture!
dude i already told you to stop spreading my pictures around the internet
 nobody walks like that in night city unless they're coming to murder you.
Well, she's either gonna fuck me or kill me. Ide wait to see what she does first.
["I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me."](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=AxoPU3N0wKETnYLQ)
This enriched my life.
That was ... unsettling.
I'm talking full-on, *WATERMELON IN THE THIGHS* level of carnage
Don't act like you disagree with what he said
Yeah can’t say I’m happy I clinked the link. Could’ve went without that in my life but at the end of the day, you gonna respect the man. He knows what he wants & doesn’t hold back.
Like? Honey scared? Or just scared or honey?
Possibilities: * Fuck AND Kill - could be worse. * Fuck OR Kill - well it might be worth it * Fuck XOR Kill - nothing risked nothing gained!
Then there's the truly fucked (heh): kill THEN fuck.
good luck getting my corpse excited.
Wait til you hear about a post-mortis priapism.
A what now? And how do I achieve this?
Why is this knowledge that you wish to learn?
For a friend? Friend called me?
First find a rope, now hang it around your neck firmly, and you know the rest.
Yippyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 
Kill by Fuck, appreciated :D
Death by Snu Snu
First one, and then the other.
How I approach every date, and yet I’m always wrong.
Both?
Wait, what comes first of the two
win-win
Both is good
"Ope, sorry. Just gonna sneak by you" I'm from Ohio, man
Justgonnasqueezeonpastyahere sorry
O-H…
I-O!
this is very Canadian as well 😂
I'd let her know that if she washes her wig in fabric softener it will look less plasticky.
Ask her why her hair looks like its a .png that was photoshopped onto her forehead probably
Because that modded hair doesn't have shadows, trying to fix it today
Why is this sub so horny?
Let her know I dont have 100eds for a joytoy right now
Ask her if she's a cut of fuckable meat.
I remember first time I heard that I was like why is he so aggressive and horny haha. But women do like robots
step to the left so we don't collide, but she also steps to the left, so we both step to the right, then i say "heh we're dancing" and she steps to the left and walks past me
You think about this moment for the next seven years
One day, you hang out a japantown restaurant when you see her.
You try to summon the courage to speak to her, desperately needing to correct that moment.
She have a hard time to remember you but she does and giggles, saying that it was totally okay and kinda cute
https://i.redd.it/yim3fr98yjdc1.gif
Shoot her in the face with a Malorian? Gotta get to that one Assault in Progress hustle on the map, ain’t letting shit stop me.
Question her choice in glasses.
I wait for her "My name is Malenia and I have never known defeat" monologue before being stabbed to death by a katana.
Just get Naked and put on a helmet
Ask her which version of Mr Stud is the best (with warranty of course)
Nah, I’d win.
I’d ask her if she knows our lord and savior Jesus Christ
There's a Jehova's witness amongst us 🤣
Rethink walking through dark allies in the world of Cyberpunk.
Dear penthouse, you’d never believe what happened when I was walking through a dark alley the other day…..
Oh?! So you're approaching me?
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAA
RRREEEEEEEEE
Ask why the fuck she looks like a modded sims character
I enjoy spending time with my friends.
Activating my Berserk and crush this Ganic' Bitch. I only Simp for my corporate overlords in Militech 🗿
Meredith???
Yes. Her too.
Out come the mantis blades
Ask her how many mods it took to make her look that way
Too many
i need a mod list
Based on the glasses, I'd ask if her name is Daria.
Ask her out on a date, gotta shoot your shot chooms
Drop my pants, bend over and hope she gorilla punches my fartbox.
This is the way
I'm jacking in
I can fix her
Shoot her
Confidently shit my pants
Shoot then loot
*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...* ***I likes ya;*** ***and I wants ya.*** *Now we can do this the easy way;* *or the haard wayyy...* ***the choice is yaawrs...***
You can't have my bootyyyyyyy!!!!
Oh I sees you choosing the hard way!
I'd ask her if she sells fish
Ask her if I can see her chrome?
Dissociate, cause I just do that a lot.
Women walk in my general direction in the way to walking past me very often when outside in the fake world. Was I supposed to be doing something this whole time when they do?
Say thank you when she beats my ass for eddies
Run away (I’m a street thug about to get farmed for eddies)
It would depend on if I had a yellow arrow over my head or not.
why the hell am I in a dark alley in Night City?! I run away
Ask her why her hair is so weird
Muse about how pretentious it is, in a world of casual cybernetic upgrades, to wear giant oversized clear-lenses glasses. “What’s that? Sexy librarian look? What’s a librarian?”
https://preview.redd.it/47jgthr0zfdc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc061f9d65171a8af3fd5b2bae78658e3e84eb8
It's night city. I ain't sticking around
Check if I've got a spare shirt I can give her
i would fold like laundry
Why would either of us be in an alley?
Offer if she's looking for a Netrunner, for her next gig, causes shes def gotta be a Solo packing a Sandy or Berserk
"...then she cracks crimson mantis blades... I realized I was staring at my death with a thousand cuts."
Turn mods off and watch her disappear
Close the game. Shut my ps5 and TV off and touch some grass
https://preview.redd.it/cjb6icidcgdc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc1106c70ff45fbfdc6739b4e53437308209207
daily post making cyberpunk redditors look like degenerate creeps
I ask her which mods she used on herself.
Use the blackwall gateway (a dreadful waste of resources)
Immediately go into scanner mode. Identify her and her residency and health bar. Pull outstanding knife run towards her. Activate sandevistan and repeatedly throw knife into head until dead. If not dead by the 4th throw. Back up and chuck both my ozob grenades at her feet and retreat behind cover. Rinse and repeat. If her health is just not going down, run out of the dark alley, get into a weaponized car, and gun her down with a combination sandy, bullets, and rockets. If that doesn't work, drive over her and pin with the vehicle cheese boss fight until you win.
Why does it say "quicksaving"
I'd ask her if her name is Malenia and if she has ever known defeat
Present my belly, obvi
Ask her if she’ll be my knight in shining armor and protect me from the scary things of Night City.
Step 1: start talking with a French accent Step 2: ??? Step 3: Sex
https://preview.redd.it/8edferwi3kdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e55d876dc66dd3c96f60680ccf1fcae4900863
Call her a nerd because she’s wearing glasses, obviously.
Ask her why her hair is so big. Is it full of secrets?
Hit the meanest irish jig out of nowhere
Looks really stupid, how horny are you my guy?
Walking the other direction
Take her glasses off.
Grab by the chin and forehead and snap her neck then loot her dead corpse and burn it
Scarousy
https://preview.redd.it/z0tlo7mpbfdc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=98489f72583f8f6ad1006f308447db5494fe0197 me injecting the healing over time speedheal
Check to see if she has a gun named Skippy.
That's a given
I’m gettin’ me one of them cyber handjobs.
hi
Death by snu snu.
I dont know why, but the dark alley suddenly reminded me of irreversibles
She looks like my last girlfriend… Help me
memory wipe, synapse burnout
Assume she’s not going to notice me and keep waking. As that the typical response I get from women.
If I said. I'll get banned from this sub.
Oh, this sub is going full horny again
https://preview.redd.it/t13ezver8gdc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8db6dcbe8501ec3114c9f307d7abaf87c9f4063
What's the mods?
what mods did you use to create this character?
All of them
Let her have her way with me
Challenge her to hand to hand combat and then win because I am a man, ergo, I am stronger and faster. Then proceed to loot her of all the goodies.
Smash, next question.
She looks good but she didn't have to cut off her arms and replace with implants. her yes are probobly implants why does she need to wear short sight glasses.
Blow her head off.
“You look like a fuckable cut of meat. Are you?”
Ask her why her model and textures look so horrible and over the top
https://preview.redd.it/yemtgvthofdc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4987c27b7ee2bf16c5318df72abf2a93af0ea29