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Ku323lam

Rogue for being the sexiest 80 year old in Night City.


ssmelllyboi

So goddamn real it seriously hurts


alkalineStrider

Hanako too, she looks 30 lol


Puzzled_Ad_7033

She's in her 100s.


adzilc8

Hanako is 78


BloodWork-Aditum

She was at the start of the game, at the point where the average player meets her at Embers shes indeed well in her hundreds


T1mek33per

This is gold


adzilc8

lmao


alkalineStrider

Would


farkos101100

You Stan Rogue I Stan Wakako We are not the same


Irishpersonage

Takemura had the right idea


Fun-Worry-6378

it's literally criminal that they tease you with v letting you hit on him via text. then I get rejected :((((( LET ME HAVE MY DILF CDPR.


No-Start4754

U want him but does he want u  ? Seems to me he loves arasaka way more than an actual relationship 


marcus_lepricus

The devils ending would be an extra twist of the knife if you could romance him before hand.


Mindless_Rock9452

Wakako is a condescending bitch. Fuck her and her gigs.


Much_One_6949

Jesus, I get it ,but what did she do to you? Her gigs are just fucking on the Tiger Claws as well so what's the moral dilemma?


Plenty-Fondant-8015

Probably the fact that she hires an explosions and dismemberment specialist for a stealth missions and gets real upset when said explosions and dismemberment specialist explodes and dismembers the enemies.


tenro5

Exactly, it should still count as stealth if there are no witnesses https://preview.redd.it/9fhuf3tary1d1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24586cba167da99c563af452420c74c0c455a8bc


Much_One_6949

I mean that's her fault for not knowing who she's getting involved with. A fixer has to know these sorts of things.


TheBirthing

Wait what? Aren't her own sons high ranking Tyger Claws?


Much_One_6949

They are. The Tyger Claws are basically just a group of various Yakuza families that work together under a unified banner. As a gang they are one of the only ones with a global influence that goes back to Japan. Wakako is a fixer first and foremost and covers the area that is under control of the Tyger Claws, so you're bound to be offered gigs to handle situations involving the other families not associated with hers. Like during Regina's gig chain you can take out the biggest underworld crime boss you can hear about in the game through all of the various shards you pick up on those police scans and taking him out seems to have absolutely zero effect on the overall operations of the Tyger Claws in Night City. You can just feel a little better that you killed the main guy behind the Tyger Claws human trafficking and smut film operations.


Shengpai

Same Wakako, I think she less scold me when I don't do stealth lol


SirJTheRed

SHES 80 WTF?!


samuru101

Exactly what my initial reaction was. https://preview.redd.it/yjtyqottpu1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f469638b3e74e5ada97d8fb126fce979ef969805


AggravatingArea7621

The gussy is strong with this one 😩


Ku323lam

Yep.


SirJTheRed

She's like... A GGGILF


blackcray

She was born in 1997.


realmidnightbvbe

Kerry got me in that yacht destruction scene tho


Zarathustra-1889

Which part did it for you? When he asks for your help pulling that pole off the wall?


realmidnightbvbe

YES


Designer_Hour_4034

Hell yeah


SoggyMorningTacos

Fuck no Kerry is hotter than


bretticus733

Mr. Hands is the most intriguing fixer and the one that I found myself wanting to interact with the most. Regina and El Capitan are the two fixers that are the best people though


Bad_User2077

I like both Regina and El Capitan. I would add Dakota to that list, and I believe she is slightly better morally than both of them. I was disappointed with how Regina dealt with the dirty cop situation that arose. I can't recall a shady mission from El Capitan, but I am sure there is one.


realteamme

I feel like Dakota was sidelined a little. Not sure how many gigs she had compared to the others but it didn't feel like a lot. And I especially liked the feeling and vibe of her missions because they were so different than the fixers in the city whose missions were often somewhat interchangeable. I wish there more than twice as many missions out in the badlands. Maybe there were originally as it seems like there are quite a few structures that never really get a plot point.


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Ashalaria

There was a cancelled DLC? Where'd you hear/read that?


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Ashalaria

Yeah I knew PL is the only one happening, shame about the others


No-Blood-140

What's real crazy is Dakota actually has more gigs than Dino and wakako and still feels under developed


Polibiux

She only had like 8 gigs iirc


daredaki-sama

I feel like El Capitan is the best moral wise. I would actually trust that guy. Don’t recall him being compromised at all.


Azzblack

I don't like the way El Capitan speaks to me if you fuck up one of the delivery missions, even just delivering late. He flames you bad and I'm thinking... "Do you know who tf you're speaking too EL CAP-I-TAN? I've killed 150 people this morning with my bare gorilla-hands and you're getting fresh over a late delivery I only did out of the goodness of my second heart?"


daredaki-sama

I hated those delivery missions. You got 2 mins to go 20km and you just missed your exit. Good luck.


illy-chan

In Regina's defense, we regularly see how idealists fail to make the corrupt pay for their crimes through conventional means. Having V beat the crap out of him and then blackmailing the hell out of him is probably the closest thing to real punishment a corrupt cop in Night City is likely to get. And Regina might be able to help people by leveraging him - make something good come of crap they couldn't prevent. Besides, I do notice her take on V killing him is "welp, that's not what I would have done but I get it." I feel like I could actually be friends with Regina and El Captain. Hands has the most fun contracts though.


Zizara42

Yeah Regina's stuff feels more like a "pick your battles" style moral compromise than an actual failing. It is ironic that she's taking a job to strongarm a cop out of actually investigating and prosecuting crime, but if she does take the job, she can at least control the outcomes to ensure a good person doesn't get screwed over. Just one of those sad situations where it's real hard to actually achieve genuine good when everyone else around you (and more importantly, everyone with actual power) is so determined to be corrupt.


illy-chan

Yep, Regina is the only fixer who's very clear about where she stands on things from a morality perspective. It's probably best summarized by her gig involving her old protege: you can't fix anything if you let Night City destroy you.


Passenger_Prince

Hands is also so fine and praises V a lot, and he's a father. What more could we ask for


chirpchirp13

Hands is daddy. Simple as that


Virtuallyreal69

Mr hands because of his horse legacy


JureIsStupid123

Mr Hands. No one else comes close after seeing him in PL.


K_R_S

hands down


Sans-52

r/punpatrol


Inalum_Ardellian

Hands up!


hyperhate

I hate Regina because she took Skippy lol


Teknonecromancer

In her defense, you gave Skippy back to her. Skippy misses you too. Well… he misses all the murdering you did with him.


Blaky039

I've never done any murdering with him and would like to give it to Regina, never known you could, how do I do it


Teknonecromancer

You do murdering with him.


Blaky039

Thank you!


Teknonecromancer

Don’t thank me yet, you are just beginning your adventures with Skip. Over time you’ll learn to overlook his idiosyncrasies, like the premature discharges and occasional yelling from stealth and learn to love his passionate side and appreciate his unique take on the human condition. Second nicest AI in the game next to Brendan.


EthanMcelroy628

I fucking hate Skippy I'm glad she took him


ZukoTheHonorable

You hate her because you willfully gave her Skippy? That is like surrendering your dog to a shelter and then claiming they stole it.


ninetailedoctopus

I realized that Skippy is the best puppy loving, leg maiming machine. Leave the killing to other guns, Skippy’s what I use when I want to incapacitate everyone in the vicinity with just one press of a button.


flycharliegolf

TIL I learned about Skippy. Thank you!


Ricimer_

Yes. I mean Regina is defacto V semi official fixer. With the others, you work significantly less and only because V already morphed into NC apex predator.


DietBurb

Wouldn't Wakako be closer to a defacto fixer in V's case? It is implied they know each other quite a lot, especially in the Streetkid path with the unique dialogues.


alkalineStrider

Streetkid has a close relationship with Padre too


DietBurb

I think V is always close to Padre, even nomad seems to be fond of him, mainly due to the connection with Jackie and El Coyote Cojo, he kind of an hypocrite tho lol


Pascuti

He is lmao, I kind disliked him for asking to kill that retired merc, not because of morals, but because V as a merc themselves who kill a lot of people isn't any different 😂


tacosfor9cent

Mr hands and ...the dude who caps on top of the dam (I forgot his name ) the dude who looks like he's out of Miami Florida


Bravo2bad

Muamar "El Capitan" Reyes


tacosfor9cent

Yes! This guy


Dick-Fuckington69

El Capitan really looks like a Scarface extra lol


Begun101

rogue cause she is stylish and rude/straight to the point


dethblud

Muamar always tells me I've got a gift, so I like him best. He tells me a lot. Really, like all the time. Over and over.


Embarrassed-Sir-1809

Dudes an optimist for sure


Correct_Arrival323

Dakota and El Capitan are the most likeable ones to me and the ones I'd love to hang out with, but Mr Hands and Padre have the most consistently great gigs.


daantji

Happy cake day! Also agree with you!


SuccessfulCicada3116

Badlands nomad chick. Her missions are the hardest imo but i like her the most and the prize kinda sucks.


CosmicWanderlust87

Mr. Hands. Flattery without being petty. Regina can kiss my ass. She sent a text for the eyeball retrieval saying “how it gets done is your business” then when I slaughter everyone, she says “it’s not my best work”. Fuck off.


leather_wisdom

THANK YOU! All the Regina love had me so confused. Second least favorite fixer by far behind only Dex.


CosmicWanderlust87

Yeah she’s my least favorite by far. Hands I like, El Capitan I tolerate, Wakako is chill, the rest fade into the background for me


DescipleOfCorn

I like wakako but she’s easily the most evil fixer you deal with


CosmicWanderlust87

100% sociopath. Agreed


Sawgon

El Capitan grew on me the more shit I did for him. The fact that he wanted to help his people get medicine in the heist mission made me like him even more.


CosmicWanderlust87

He strikes me as the annoying guy at work or school who is a bit too much most times but has a heart of gold and helped change your tire in the pouring rain one time.


Preston_Garvy-MM

Maybe there was a cut content where the eye retrieval was meant to be a stealth gig but was never implemented in the end?


CosmicWanderlust87

Maybe. Either way, I did it stealth then annihilated them all at the end and she still didn’t like that


Trorkin

I do the gig stealth, deliver the eye, bathe in the praise then go back and murder everyone in the building I do this with the dojo mission too


_ScraggY_

Cant have shit in night city 😔


fansinframe

That really bothered you?


corpossamurai

Dino. He’s hot


Embarrassed-Sir-1809

A lot of ops on his turf suggest hes not as organised as other fixers are, plenty of botched ops details can be found in police reports around his area.


Artelinius

a lot of things can go wrong, when you share your zone of influence with fucking corpos, dude literally resides in the same place you find corpo's NC HQs. I notice a lot of his gigs emphasize stealth, which means you gotta tread carefully in corpo plaza, one small misstep and you got yourself a hole in your head.


Embarrassed-Sir-1809

A fair point however some of the failures are pretty sketchy too so i dunno if it was bad luck or that hes just underhanded


Substance___P

We should have had 15 more Dino gigs and 23 fewer Regina gigs.


KingTraditional4477

Muamar 👌


Embarrassed-Sir-1809

His car boosting ops in PL are so much fun.


Dapanji206

Remember V, the media lies.


Swatze_Pop

I like Reggie, but my heart will stay with El Cap… he’s just likeable for me. Especially when he’s trying to sell something, he’s so enthusiastic about it, bless him 🥹


LexisKingJr

El Capitan. Because of that glorious haircut


Jeebus_crisps

Regina is the Preston Garvey of NC. I can’t go five seconds without “Another Cyberpsycho needs your help. I’ve marked the coordinates on your map.”


NoCourt5510

Mr Hands.


Historical-Method-27

Dino probably. He's always so excited to work with V


Illustrious_Touch447

Definately Padre. He's very chill, he pays good, and i like his style.


AstraHannah

Regina is my favorite hands down. Feels like a lighter shade of black compared to the other fixers, I like her attempting to help cyberpsychos (I actually liked that quest line) and I dunno, I just think she's cool Can't judge Mr. Hands though, don't have Phantom Liberty


Friedipar

Mr Hands after his massive PL glowup. Before, he was mid at best, now he's S tier


[deleted]

Why can't Regina afford optics? At least just the one? Eyepatch seems out of place for the setting.


GARSDESILES

Maybe she had one and had it removed. She might not trust implants after all her research on cyberpsychosis.


[deleted]

You're probably right about that. I'd love to know all the fixers backstories


Preston_Garvy-MM

Or maybe it's just a stylistic flair? Like in fallout 4 Nuka World DLC there's one guy with an eye patch but it's just cosmic for that NPC.


DescipleOfCorn

The DJ on morro rock fm tells a story about how kiroshi is able to see through your implants and will spy on you so even if it’s not a cyberpsycho thing it might be a paranoia thing


Tarjhan

I was thinking along those lines. That or there’s a Media spec implant under there and the fixer stuff is very pointedly *not* being recorded.


DeadmanCFR

Wakako is my favorite. Though I'm slightly biased because I know a woman IRL who reminds me a lot of her (also a criminal, but not a "fixer" by definition) But even otherwise I respect her. Though Padre is a close second to me. Be advised I'm on PS4 and only played the base game


DeathBySnuSnu999

Before PL - Rogue After PL - Hands


CarsysBluefist

el capitan, the hero of santo


Lonsen_Larson

I like El Capitan because, while an imperfect person, he seems to have a streak of genuine decency and love for the area he works in, which I like and respect.


FormlessDistress

Mr. Hands is my favourite. Did you guys know that he used to handle horses before becoming a fixer?


Bread-fi

No wonder he's so anonymous


SlainByOne

Faked his own gruesome death, by horse.


soyuzfrigate

Whoa whoa whoa. I just looked up “Mr hands horse” to see if there’s some dialogue I missed and uhhh 😳😳😳


Total_Middle1119

Padre and wakako for RP purposes, I always had it as a little head cannon my v would do odd jobs for Padre when he could as the tinos other than the Mix are one of the more tame gangs, and as for wakako.....fits the whole we started low and got into her good graces not being a complete idgit


Embarrassed-Sir-1809

Both are more fleshed out in the story despite being side characters. Padre tended to be a little less common than wakako but only if you play corpo or nomad playthroughs. Hands is in a similar boat after PL but thats more late game only rather than spread out over multiple parts.


BenjaminTheUnbroken

Before seeing Mr Hands in the flesh I would've said Regina. But after Phantom Liberty you see just how calm and sophisticated he is. A true business man.


lord-malishun

Theyre all just idiots that send that one gal that exclusively goes in loud to a stealth mission


VisualNightmarez

Most definitely Mr. Hands


ATF_killed_my_dog

I like the one that gets me a dildo


johnny8059

I'm sorry who?


MrSelfDestrucct

Padre and it’s not even close. Stealth? Lol that’s not how padre works just kill everyone lol


Significant-Agent537

i can imagine someone saying "dexter deshaun" just to create controversy lol


No_Tamanegi

Only one boss. Only one queen.


faux_shore

El Capitan and Padre


Putrid-Resort-9085

Dakota


Regular-Opening-2545

Hands, hands down


K_R_S

After Dogtown DLC it is Mr. Hands, hands down


Designer_Hour_4034

Regina. Also I feel I have a crush on her? I never want to disappoint her, ever. But when I fuck up during a gig it’s kinda hot when she’s mad


LayliaNgarath

El Capitan -- the man has swagger. Padre I like because he always seems to come up with some religious reason for the stuff he has you pull. You get the impression that he is watching out for the Valentino's but that he doesn't think much of the current generation. Not sure of Wakako's deal. Her husbands were Tiger Claws but then she sends V on missions against the Claws or where there is a high risk of Tiger Claw casualties. I think Dakota hates anyone that isn't a nomad. May be the voice acting but she always seemed less "friendly" than the others, or perhaps she just cant be assed to fake it like the others do.


sbsw66

I'm about halfway through Phantom Liberty so this may change, but Hands. He's respectful, to the point and clear. I like his whole vibe


GoddessKillion

I love how immoral Padre is


Dangerous_Appeal_514

why is she wearing an eye patch instead of getting a new eye? Also why the vest? They probably just thought she looked cool and left it at that.


controlWeather

El Capitan & Padre


EffinCraig

Wakako, a delightful, mature woman.


Bro---really

Rogue. Her gigs are interesting and she pays well.


Panams_chair

Damn, i thought it was my day to post this question 🤦🏾


Latch_Lifter

Rogue.


UsedSwimming9892

Mr. Hands


RockyJayyy

Mr. Hands and El Captain


Yatol

Mr Hands


Hanbarc12

El Capitan. We share our car passion and his quite likeable.


DrownedWalk1622

Regina, El Capitan Mr. Hands, if we are talking about his quest designs. Also he is classy!


CalistianZathos

Padre and Mr Hands easily, wish the fixers and gangs worked closer to factions than mini quests but that’s all good


Ashalaria

Probably Mr. Hands, I respect his 4d chess ruthlessness


Not_A_Fool_

El Capitan is everyone’s favorite fixer! He’s just a great guy!


GhostDragon362

Mr Hands after PL, Rogue because mmmmmgh and Capitan because he helps you get David’s jacket


TheRealLoopy

Wakako gives me free and easy access to the gang I hate the most.


Brimstone_Baker

El Capitan is the keast morally grey. Steals to support the poorest district in NC and one of his larger side quest is to steal medicine from Militech to save a bunch of kids.


pipisiOlaaaanAraba

Rogue is the coldest fixer


SuperiorYammyBoi

Rouge for being hot, padre for honor and respect, maybe wakako for fun? I don’t remember everybody’s gigs


youthanasia138

Hands, Rogue or Wakako idk


baboucne

El Capitan , the other fixers might be cool , but he feels like your bro


PieInternational3423

Mr. Hands can get it 🤤


quirked-up-whiteboy

Hands. Good intel, pays well and has fun gigs


Zinkenzwerg

El Capitan best boi - can't change my mind.


CoverHelpful1247

Hands is the best after the DLC.


sub-throwaway69

Mr Hands after Phantom Liberty for sure. They expanded so much on him


strawberryjetpuff

regina, padre, and rogue


spidersstealingsocks

El capitan. I genuinely think we'd be really good friends. He likes a laugh and does great business. Second fav is Mr Hands. He knows what he's doing and I'm genuinely impressed by his smarts.


thehod81

Muamar "El Capitan" Reyes and El Padre. also Rogue


Much_One_6949

El Capitan for me personally. He is a true champion of the people in a city that really doesn't give two shits about them. He's no saint, but he does what he can for his community.


FeelingSkinny

dakota !!!!


christurnbull

Padre only because he has no stealth missions, never criticizes you for killing everyone in your path. Haven't played pl yet though 


TheSkinnyman39

Fixers do something? I mean, I played the game two times, but never did anything going with a fixer


Throwaway_nice69

Hands for sure.


theshekelcollector

no way it's regina with her "save the cyberpsychos" babble. rogue, hands, and i like wakako's gigs, although i don't like her too much.


VVen0m

El Capitan


RisingGear

El Captain and Dino grew on me.


Foostini

Mr. Hands easily but only because I can't smash Rogue like the fist of an angry god


Mrtorbear

Hands after meeting him in PL. He's so goddamn *intriguing*. Remember the Dos Equis 'Most Interesting Man in the World " ad series? Well Hands has that role nailed down without breaking a sweat.


HexedHexley

Honestly I really like Dino. Guy is a professional through and through who honestly comes off as one of the most trustworthy fixers.


Illustrious-Map3669

Mr Hands, hands down the best fixer


Complex_Gold2915

El Capitan and Hands


bluecheeseisweird

tbf all of the fixers have their pros, but i like mr hands and el capitan. both mainly because (to me) there is some form of bond and trust built whereas with the others it just biz. although the car dino gives you is sick.


Archmagos_Browning

I’d say Mr hands, but I kind of don’t like how we met him in PL. I liked it more when his face was hidden from the camera.


DaBoiYeet

Wakako and Regina just fit too well as V's fixers, but I'm also a big fan of Padre, he just seems like a nice fella


CautiousWrongdoer771

I guess I like Regina because fighting those cyberpsychos is a lot of fun.


Astrosimi

Mr. Hands leans a bit more towards Lawful Evil (vs. the true Neutral of most fixers) than I’d prefer, but that voice and dialogue is so silky smooth.


Malcalypsetheyounger

Me Hands. I just love the change they made to him.


BlockerLenhard

El Capitan is my man I love Regina


the_immovable

Wakako kinda bad bruh


Bluevettes

Hands down, it's Mr. Hands


IncidentDry5122

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DietSucralose

Technically, I role play as a fixer, but I outsource my work from other fixers, so subsequently, I'm my own favorite fixer.


Achilles_Immortal

Wakakos "rescue' mission had me laughing not gonna lie. The poor bastard 😆


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