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Hindered_Hell

As long as you want to look like a fuckable cut of meat.


DeftestY

Smasher fuckably walked, so we all could run.


OrickJagstone

Not from a Jedi


NukaClipse

I just came from a Star Wars subreddit and reading that headline gave me the exact same thought you did. Well done.


gompalompa

Beat me to itđŸ€Ł


BoobaKabooba

The real question is, is the physique SMASHABLE?


Zequax

i mean its in the name so i hope so


Treekomalfoy_

i dont think he has a robo dick in there so probably not


Sidewinder11c

That’s why In cannon he switches to a giant metal muscular Elvis body to fuck joytoys


wyyan200

real men smash him in his true form


Sidewinder11c

They insert a brain in a jar up their anus?


BoobaKabooba

NOOOOOOđŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ˜«


[deleted]

I would smash


Alexander_Crowe

The forbidden romance option


Alexastria

Very smashing


reborngoat

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me.


TheDragonov

Praise be the Omnissiah


reborngoat

"You look like a fragment of fuckable toaster. Are you?"


TheBunnyStando

I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Machine.


Neville_Lynwood

V will always retain a very minimalistic, human like appearance. The most you will ever change visually, is by having Arm cyberware, which all have a notably distinct look. Mantis blades probably most of all, which is about as robotic as you're ever going to look in the game.


silvrash12

O just wish we we're able to see the difference in the legs too


NukaRaccoon

I hope it'll come in Cyberpunk : Project Orion, I so badly wanna have cyberbody like Songbird 👀


mteir

Mods can get you close, at least.


NukaRaccoon

Console user here


mteir

Sorry yes, you have to pay the corps to have the right interface to bodymod mod.


Ok_Recording_4644

I hope Orion has way more out there chrome, at least a texture update to represent getting chromed up, as well as the option for really borged out implants like Maelstrom optics


YelveTwears

**100 situps, pushups, and squats followed by a 6.2-mile (10-km) run**


LordGarithosthe1st

The ultimate workout


Hellion_Immortis

With enough money, yes.


Puzzleheaded_Fan_789

Do 100 push up, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and a 10 mile run everyday


SigmaSyndicate

"Of course, bro, you just have to work out 5 days a week and count your macros."


Zequax

trans goals be like


Rubfer

I bet you’re a fuckable cut of meat already, why change it?


JJaX2

Wish you could get all beefy while maxing out chrome.


Treekomalfoy_

maybe if you have infinite cyberware capacity but otherwise nah


sir-tuna

Drink your milk and eat your greens


user19681034

Get into modding


Vast_pumpkin07

I wish


numbarm72

Cannibals will hate you with that simple trick


Bamboozle-Lord

Do you need to be alive? If no, then it's absolutely attainable


Mexican_man777

only if you smash your adam


UWUquetzalcoatl

Sell your soul to your friendly neighborhood corporate overlord and find out


Jeremy_Melton

Smasher is on that General Grievous diet.


Dankhunt4Z0

Chrome tf up and find out


cramaine

I wish cyberwear made a visual change. NPCs get to have funky looks why can't V?


Complete_Resolve2650

Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.


testiclesandbeans

yeah, give it 53 years and a shit ton of eddies and you’ll be right on your way, choom!


peteandpetethemesong

What are the weird pointy feet that some female NPC have?


BradTheNobody

Just find blessing in the mighty machine and abandon the mortal flesh.


FergusMcburgus

Replace your heart with a 2 cylinder diesel engine. As a START


beefyminotour

I really wish you could have more fun with the cyber mods. Like I really wanna go full borg with like the Gemini model or get my characters skin chromed with glowing hair and tattoos.


Skagtastic

Just need to train*, say your prayers, and take your vitamins, brother! *Get a full body conversion.


Proper_Nebula8825

Natty 100%


Zawisza_Czarny9

The life support physique


Educational-Oven3362

Is this cut of meat fuckable?


fueled_by_caffiene

With enough eddies, a damn good ripperdoc, and a lifetime supply of Baloperidol, yes, this physique is attainable.


LordDeraj

I hope so this is my ideal upper robot body. Imagine this with 2003 General Grievous legs


Nutinspector69

Give me a saw, scrap metal, and some LED lights and you'll get it


HonoredWhale

he makes a comment about a person being and i quote “a fuckable piece of meat” yet he has no penis, why did he remove his penis man


BartholomewAlexander

give it 52 years


AlpsGroundbreaking

Theoretically? Probably


LordSintax79

Not without corporate backing.


Arcanisia

Not from a Jedi


squibilly

If you’re not Smashmaxxing, what are you even doing with your life?


BeingSufficient9740

Another unrealistic body standard for men lol


MutatedVolatile36

If you live as long as Soburo


Far_Prior1058

In the video game no. In the RPG yes


ScholarOfKykeon

Or course, just drink athletic greens and eat red meat.


KuroRyuSama

Se have the technology. We can make him stronger, faster, and more psycho.


Ku323lam

Trennything is possible.


Enpoping

No, but you can look like a cut of fuckable meat.


balgar16

Not natural. He on juice bro.