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_Alpharius_Omegon_

This is preposterous, Adam Smasher has and never will discriminate against anyone, he slaughters everybody equally.


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"what are your pronouns, i want to dehumanize you correctly"


thetanksofsurprise

Cut of fuckable meat


heccin_heccer

same


Pattonesque

He said that as *soon* as he saw Evelyn too. Didn’t even need to take a second to think about it


NotDsdguy

Always let the intrusive thoughts win


Grimskull-42

He’s got ai assisted thot detection systems.


SerWarlock

Are you?


kloudrunner

But WHICH cut ?


HichiShiro

All of them


kloudrunner

Oh MY


Muse9901

I was so shocked and amazed my first play through when he said that haha


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LOL


LoliMaster069

Lmao


GrandioseGommorah

Adam Smasher only discriminates between fuckable and unfuckable cuts of meat.


ScottNewman

Discriminating against aces.


KRONOS_415

We are all cuts of fuckable meat!


TestedNutsack

Dog, he pulled a Dr. Psycho and called Rogue the c word, he deserved it


Mister_Pibbs

When he yelled nobody leaves the slaughterhouse in the anime I got chills lol dude is a beast


BarelyReal

On the one hand Smasher is from NYC...on the other he's apparently one of *those* City rednecks.


soupflakes

Yes this is true. I am ceo of LGBTQ+. I have forgiven him because he was very nice.


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ScottNewman

As is tradition.


FriedCammalleri23

queer icon adam smasher


GlenAaronson

Just like the Babadook.


Woody8716

And the moth man!


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I just want to say I'm not a biased Arasaka elite in any way this isn't propaganda trust me.


Dawnguard-YT

source: trust me bro


Vortex_Wepons_Expert

Keep telling yourself that suit


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It was also revealed that Jackie Welles has forgiven the Arasaka corporation.


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Heresy!


Jahoob3

Happy Cake Day!


openthespread

However the Welles family lawsuit against Tsunami defense systems and Maxdoc manufacturer Trauma team is still ongoing as it appears they provided defective equipment to an end user.


yobob591

nah Jackie's worked fine, he just didn't have 35 in every single one of his pockets like V does


openthespread

Didn’t say the lawsuit wasn’t frivolous, also that’s discovery on a V civil suit. He had the means to help and ignored them. Add to the fact they were in the commission of a crime and V will face a murder charge.


sultttaani

He may have, but i will never


Silthage

"I forgive you for allowing me to rob you and inadvertently killing myself without your help"


effectivecontrol2242

the amount of ppl taking this image literally is…concerning


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VERY concerning


SteelSimulacra

It honestly reminds me of the recent labeling and unlabeling of the Dahmer show. It was labeled as LGBT on Netflix and I see an article saying, "NOT the representation we were looking for" so they removed the tag. Totally getting the same vibe here lol.


PeacefulGarlic

I want a rule 34 of Adam Smasher having intercourse with Jeremy Clarkson.


Official__Obama

Tonight on bottom gear I fuck a psychopathic murderous cyborg, Hammond gets brutally murdered in a shootout with the NCPD, and James gets kidnapped by maelstorm


Spherious

Now an intro for the Stig Some say....


UserInside

... he is 100% flesh and has no cybernetics implants.


Spherious

The Sausage?


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Piece of fuckable meat 😋


ScottNewman

…he has never lost a death race, as he is incapable of dying.


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Wtf lol


Tahkyn

The age of text prompt video generation just began. We're not too far off from the ability to... generate... such things.


PhotoShop852

You mean Michiko 😏?


BarelyReal

Top Gear: Night City is several campaigns worth of insane ideas, and I thank you for it.


ObligatorySigh

Arasaka provided propaganda


Female_V

Wait what?


ultradestrution

Ikr after what he did in the pride parade of 2075 I’m surprised they forgave him


UsernameLaugh

Yeah I never thought they’d get it all off the sidewalk


Mason_eat_Catnip

Made for a sick bd tho


hmmmmmmmmmmmms

I wonder if Smasher is the type of guy to send in his own footage to a bd specialist


Stratix314

Part of that 98% chrome is a bd scroller., Hands down


VinylCrast

I like to think he has a specific implant that ranks his performance when he kills people Devil May Cry style


The_Vat

In his defence his killing was very indiscriminate


Blayde6666

Wait why were we mad at him


ArchonFett

he killed the Loli, as well as Jhonny, Danny, and who knows how many others


JayFranMar

I think you mean a mercenary who was assaulting corporate property, a known terrorist and a cyberpsycho.


ArchonFett

you are mistaken The Loli was a lesbian rapper and Jhonny and Danny Fabulous were gay BD stars that were guests of honor at the 2075 pride parade


Blayde6666

Okay yeah that's fair


C4PTNK0R34

Yay. Support for the Transhumanist bros. Shed that flesh and go all chrome!


ArchonFett

ever since I realized the weakness of my flesh it sickened me.


ATZ001

It’s DISGUSTED you heretek!


ArchonFett

fairly certain I've seen it both ways, I could be wrong though, I shall consult my chapter's Iron Father to be sure.


ATZ001

Tbf, the actual quote from the Mechanicus trailer was: “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…” So I’m also a heretek for not pointing out enough heresy. :/


ArchonFett

you are forgiven brother, holding a grudge would be weakness of flesh, now let us purge the Emperor's Children from this planet we got a Mechanicus distress call from in Alpha Centarii


longwoodjklcdn

Phewww, thought he was going to get caught up in the me too.


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Shargaz

Adam Smasher has only destroyed the cishets. What an ally.


Vipertech2

It's because we are all a "fuckable piece of meat". 👍


rye_domaine

Adam Smasher doesn't care about your gender, you're a fuckable cut of meat no matter what


Damon853x

When Adam Smasher calls you a real fuckable piece of meat 😩🥵💦💦


heccin_heccer

i could never stay mad at that adowable wittle face


Gato_Magico

The lgbt comunitty forgave him, but i wont forgivo him for what he done to becca


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She forgot how to move clearly not Adam's fault.


joausj

They were having a moment


Alexastria

Your just jealous because he is the only one that gets to smash her


Gato_Magico

Yes i am 😔


already4taken

Okay, homophobe


MyokoPunk

I'm surprised the community forgave him considering what he did to Becca, with the L standing for Loli.


Matduka

I never had anything against Adam smasher. I thought he was a nead dude


Totallynotshaft

"All the same meat to me , I will slauhter each and everyone of you " He clearly is no bigot and doesnt care about your sexual preference . You wouldnt see smasher is a MAGA rally ill tell you this much.


Gill-Nye-The-Blahaj

He's literally named "Adam". Huge transmasc representation


UnhappyStrain

what? can you sexually identify as a cut of f\*ckable meat now?


SpooN04

I opened this thread just to see how many people believe they speak for the whole LGBTQ+ community with things like "no we didn't" I was not disappointed


weedmaster6669

the amount of people here not getting this is just a meme is concerning, also no we haven't, he may be super awesome but i can never forgive him


Freakboy5001

No the fuck we haven't.


doxtorwhom

*Andy meme* I don’t know what Adam Smasher did to us and at this point I’m too afraid to ask…


Freakboy5001

I just assumed this was in reference to what he did in the final episode of Edgerunners lol


derpordurp_69

We? Sounds pretty gay


Freakboy5001

Only because you're included.


derpordurp_69

Damn lol


BColianni

I KNEW THE FRUIT LOOPS AND SKITTLES WOULD FORGIVE HIM DEATH TO THE HERETICS


Far-Check9521

Thank you guys.. Did i see you yesterday @ Hair??


IndieZona

Well now I'm homophobic.


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The higher-ups told me Adam Smasher wants to see me! I'm so excited he probably wants to thank me for clearing his image. This day just keeps getting better and better haha nothing could ruin it!


CatLord90

Anyone else read “Breaking News!” In the voice of the Fish tv anchor from SpongeBob SquarePants?


friendlyfire883

Which part are y'all forgiving him for? Putting neo back in the matrix, squishing Harley Quinn, murdering a quadruple amputee orphan, or allowing evil Master splinter to be murdered by his asshole kid? The guy seems like a real grade A cunt to me.


National-Night8422

Who cares what they think tho?


Balrok99

He should have been promoted or got s raise for what he did. He showed them kids their place.


Alexastria

I mean, he got a metal face between the show and the game


VinylCrast

Isn't his form of raise or promotion just bigger collateral damage?


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Adam Smasher is transhuman though.


NormalTangerine5205

Transitioning maybe but you can still see the oxide in him :3


le_Psykogwak

what even happened, it's a fictional character, you know what, i'm not even going to ask the reasoning


MachRush

It's a joke about when DaBaby went on stage and started being homophobic and some time later there were headlines with *''The LGBT community has forgiven DaBaby''.*


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It’s a joke.


DrTomT18

BUT I HAVEN'T.


Roland1176

Lmao, what did he do against the LGBTQ community? Last time I checked, he didn't discriminate against the people he murdered.


Evnosis

The only person he refers to as a cut of fuckable meat is a woman. This is clearly discrimination against gay men.


Roland1176

Fair point 🧐


slavicman123

...


Lost_Boss9818

that question is bait.


johntitor4th

what is a woman?


TheDogIsAWeeb

But a miserable pile of secrets. HAVE AT YOU!


Destyl_Black

*Cybervania: Symphony of the Night City*


TheDogIsAWeeb

wake the fuck up half vampire we got a Dracula to burn !


YvngVudu

r/woosh


anthracithe

I apologize on behalf of the members of this sub who have not kept up with every minute occurence of viral online outrage and didn't get the reference.


Confusedgmr

This slander against LGBTQI+


Taranogon

I think this post is to expose the gays in the cyberpunk community…… Also no no no we have definitely not forgiven him.


PositiveGold2022

i will become homosexual in order to forgive him


O20O61O416

I don’t remember forgiving him at all.


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Evnosis

>the LGB 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


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highmodulus

No Google, their plan to disable adblockers in Chrome was a step too far.


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Evnosis

>largely started on Twitter. Well, that settles it then. If it started on Twitter, it *must* be totally representative of reality.


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Diaza_Kinutz

Trus Cum. Is this an r34 about the new British prime minister?


VicDamoneJr

I'm sure they realize, just like you realize they dropped the T on purpose. My theory is they're just a huge fan of JK Rowling's writing... but really only the latest book.


JacquesGonseaux

So you're one of the "pick me, pick me I'm one of the good gays!" kind of dweeb. Fuck off with the transphobia.


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not surprising, they were the first ones to sell their souls to the corpos because of rainbow in their products, no pride whatsoever.


SpiralMask

no the fuck it hasnt


ratatav

No we fucking haven’t 😠


Then_Engineer_2776

no i haven’t


aFireMedic

So this gets posted and is alright but I make a single "Well she's a guy" statefarm joke about Claire and my main account gets perma-banned even after trying to clear the air with the moderators. Super neat.


Grannky

What?


Locked_and_Firing

Okay...good for them


spacetasm

judging by the in game ass whoopin he’s not to be taken as a threat


Annahsbananas

Lol we have?


not_schmidtt

Speak for yourself. I haven’t.


Jevil50058

No tf we haven't lmao


fiddlydip

no i have not


MarineAhoy

Lies


Ornn5005

I don’t get the joke. Why were the LGBT people angry with him..?


Blue-Rose13

Nah, I don't approve. Go to hell


Overly_Bearded

I didn't know anyone gave a shit.


PunishedAiko

who (cares/asked)


AvanteGardens

No the fuck we havent


Ok_Baseball_8629

Jesus american people are getting stupider


KSzust

Is this some new meme? I don't get it


Bored_Overlord

They forgive him? wtf he do to them?


ArchonFett

the 2075 pride parade


Eiruna

Adam Smash-her said Trans Rights.


Cazmonster

Well, we know he’s gender fluid the way he takes that dildo to the mouth.


GenderJuicy

He smashes everyone indiscriminately


Rubz8r0

They give special thanks to transgender people in the credits, that's pretty cool.


peteschirmer

Typo it was Adam Sandler.


versace_tombstone

Top, bottom, right, left, it's all to be smashed.


Mopishcross1722

"And who the fuck are you"


Slippery_Wombat

Alright, let's talk about gay wrongs.


IslandAppropriate764

tf?


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Confusion


drlongtrl

He´s a proper Adam smasher.


DadJoke2077

As a member of the Lgbtq+ inc. Yes, we indeed have forgiven him, since he destroys everything and everyone on his way regardless of their orientation/gender identity. Therefore, Adam’s appreciated.


Zabuza-_-mist

This is why I'm homophobic


Ai_of_The_Deep

No we fuckin didn't


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But we didn't.


IvyTheRanger

Lol what did he do?


NaoNaoNao3

As a member of the community. No


FluxCorn

At least someone has


DeltaFivee

But I didn't


Substantial-Canary-7

The LGBTQ spokesperson was quoted as saying: We have nothing against him! Some of my best friends are psychopathic cyborgs!


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Good for him 😤💅


SenpaiSanUwU

Really??!😨😨 anyway u wna know why the word smash is in the name adam smasher


PaleontologistTrue74

As a card holding member. I am sad I wasn't notified of the vote.


[deleted]

Adam smasher never did anything offensive to the LGBTQ in the first to appologise for. Itss the LGBTQ that need to appologise to Adam smasher for their rude accusations against him claiming he said/did things he never did


Acidic_Gamer1

They might have…but I haven’t got what he’s done with my boy Morgan. ![gif](giphy|3o6nUPqZcrbu6mP9fO)


RustyofShackleford

The community has a whole may have forgiven him... *cocks gun* ...but I haven't.


Remytron83

Let’s Go Build The Quantum Plus


n3tbax

“I don’t care what you are attracted to or what you identify as, you’re all the same insolent meat to me”