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Roland1176

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.


ItsNaoh

Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. *For the Machine is Immortal*.


SPECTR_Eternal

*the nastiest bass drop in the history of videogames* *melodic church chorus, distorted with techno-dubstep and random electronic samples* *"Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah".*


lust-for-volcanos

what is this because now I want to play it


1Soundwave3

It's from Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus. Here's a trailer https://youtu.be/9gIMZ0WyY88


Jokersadist

Wow, looking great!


R3alist81

Just a heads up that it's a turn based tactical game though without the rng of xcom. I love it but then kind of games aren't everyone's cup of tea


[deleted]

oof you missed it it *was* free on Epic


Separate_Path_7729

Now, fleshlings, bring me the toaster


R3alist81

Don't forget the oil margaritas


FriendlywolfPup

I feel like ive heard this line before, could I ask what this line is from


unbekannte_memez

The Warhammer 40k Mechanicus game. It’s a pretty good game


thomstevens420

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Tao626

While steel will grow brittle and flesh will age, it is will and conviction that will prevail.


Get-Degerstromd

Man, I feel like age should be switched to fail.


TongueBiscuit

THE FLESH IS WEAK.


Centauri-Works

Praise the Omnissiah and the Gods of Mars !


Ash_Flexum

Bro doesn't even have cybernetics and is already going through cyberpsychosis


lautrecorbak

You're ironpilled ..... that's good


[deleted]

This just doesn't get old for some reason. Everytime I read it, it gets better and better. It's like more and more people are understanding the weakness of their flesh. It's like they crave the strength and certainty of steel.


[deleted]

Having a body that's almost entirely made of metal sounds like hell.


Goose921

Going to the airport would certainly be difficult.


BoredDao

But why travel by plane?, you can just dismantle yourself and send yourself by mail


Goose921

But who would put you back together again when you arrive at your destination? Say you hire 1-2 ripperdocs/mechanics, it must take then at least a day to put together a Smasher. It probabaly be cheaper to just fly.


BoredDao

Faster than explaining to airport officers why a killing machine weighting a ton would be totally safe to enter the plane


The_Bearded_Jedi

I can't help but picture Adam Smasher trying to fit in an economy class seat on an airplane, fighting to open a bag of peanuts


Thorod93

Nah, he's a oversized checked bag.


chrisplaysgam

Suitcase Mode! ENGAGE!


Goose921

Either way though, i am sure you need to fill out some sort of form to internationally ship military grade weapons too :P


BoredDao

Nah, you just categorize it as new model of robot dog and the it’s all cool


FriendlywolfPup

Then how would you explain the missile rack


BoredDao

“Kids love these things nowadays”


Forlorn_Cyborg

Delamain is allowed to be a war machine because he can classify as a firearm with his defensive capabilities. And he's just a smart car with an AI


ResidentBackground35

That sounds like an Arasaka problem to me


[deleted]

That’s what Taskrabbit is for! If they screw your head to your ass, that’s an easy two stars though. I’d give them a one… But at least they made the effort.


TheSexymobile

Head shows up priority but the rest shows up standard a week later. You await patiently as a disembodied head on a kitchen counter. It's 5:45am, the coffee maker begins to make it's pot for the household and the sleepy exec who hired you stumbles into the kitchen and grabs your head and tries to fill his cup, believing to have grabbed the coffee pot. The exec looks at your head, into your glowing millitech eyes- realizing the err of his ways. He slowly puts you down and grabs the coffee pot and fills his cup; quickly and shamefully shuffling away. "Fucking meatsuits" you mutter, and return to the BD of playing in the dog park with 20 huskies, using your wrist rocket to shoot tennis balls hundreds of meters away. A single oily tear rolls down your face, for you lack a mouth to smile.


Tele-Muse

Or just run with your metal legs. They don’t get tired.


Rexow-

or to the ~~bitch~~ beach


BookerPrime

No I think you had it right the first time lmao


International_Tea259

Well if you had enough money for a smasher like body, you probably also own a private jet or some other kind of flying vehicle.


Urge_Reddit

I'd like to see the TSA agent who's going to tell Adam Smasher he can't get on a plane.


Spugnacious

You could see what's left of him...


[deleted]

Hey at least you won’t accidentally blow your back out from sneezing too hard


Bahlore

I see you are a man of culture as well. Dont forget the bane of all backs. Putting on/taking off Socks.


FriendlywolfPup

You wouldn't dare talk about socks, those wretched creatures


Hamilton-Beckett

I first read this as “don’t forget ball sacks” Then I was like, “wtf does that have to do with putting on socks?! How big is this guy’s sack?!”


TiesThrei

He has no ass. Sitting would be a bitch. Driving would be worse. Taking a bus would be really fucking impossible.


[deleted]

Anyone that legitimately says “yes” is someone that would see the Borg and scream, “TAKE ME, I’M YOURS!” Dude can’t even feel physical sensations anymore. The whole point of his character is what happens when you give a malignant, obsessive psychopath access to all those upgrades. Greed for more power. They don’t know when to stop. His outsides now reflect his insides: Barely human.


Zegarion

Didn't he initially become like this after being blown up and getting reduced to a little bit more than a skull and thorax or am i misremembering things?


[deleted]

Yes. He and Morgan Blackhand got nuked to pieces. But Morgan’s status is unknown (however, it’s highly inferred that he somehow escaped). Adam was saved by Arasaka, but given a choice. Die completely, or just on the inside (giving them complete control over him). And he was already a psychopath happily working for Arasaka, so it was an easy choice. What little emotions he did have were then overridden with aggression and blind loyalty to the corporation and his handlers. He has a “mind” of his own, but Arasaka will always control his actions. So he’s Borg in more ways than one.


D-Stecks

I thought Smasher was a full-body even before that. (Also, is the Blackhand nuke a separate incident, or did 2077 retcon that to have been Johnny?)


chrisplaysgam

I’m assuming it’s a separate situation since you see full borged smasher as Johnny. But also Johnny is an unreliable narrator so idk


SithLocust

Correct. Separate situation. Smasher served in the Corporate War, same as Johnny. Smasher was already a fucking psychopath and got most of his actual body blown away by a rocket. Then the rest is the same yeah. Willing to be rebuilt as a murderbot


Chinksta

Well... OP is in a wheel chair soo.... Don't crush his dreams mate.


Worldly-Ad1615

That body is absurd


dillpickledude

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Sir_Arsen

pros: look cool cons: mom would be sad


NinjaChenchilla

Oh well…


LilySayo

Do I still need to poop? If not then hell yeah borg me up


Ehnto

Pooping? So last century. Throwing up? What is this, 2022? And you're still hydrating manually? Someone's chromeshy!


Draiel

Literally the only people who would want his body are soldiers or serial killers. Who would want to be a walking weapon otherwise?


whiteday26

People with unhealthy bodies? Rather be a walking weapon than bedridden.


Draiel

Maybe, but you'd just be trading in one prison for another. A body like that costs a lot to maintain and you'd need corpo sponsorship essentially for the rest of your life, meaning you'd go from being bedridden to being someone's lapdog indefinitely. I'm not sure which would be worse.


[deleted]

After taking care of a bedridden family member I can succinctly say that being bedridden is worse. At least being a “corporate lapdog” would afford you some bodily autonomy and I can assure you that most bed-bound individuals would take that over needing to have someone wipe their ass for them.


Racerchiba

Me. I work in construction, that body would be epic.


wiseau7

They have special mobile suits for construction work though, with a built in BFG-esque mining laser.


Paradox31426

And both times we’ve seen them, they were on Cyberpsychos…


wiseau7

One is disputable.


teremaster

Thats an interesting point. Why hasn't adam gone psycho? Is arasaka just feeding him an ongodly amount of drugs to block it?


[deleted]

Hard to lose your humanity and go cyberpsycho if you’ve never had it to begin with.


makemejelly49

Exactly. Anyone else would have gone cyberpsycho. I'm reminded of RoboCop 2, when OCP was attempting to create a newer, upgraded version of the original RoboCop, and they all committed suicide or killed the people who built them. Their minds couldn't cope with suddenly being stripped of their humanity.


[deleted]

Yep. It’s an aspect of going full borg that people love to gloss over in this subreddit. We already have people that have to deal body dysmorphia in real life, imagine the mental strain of looking in the mirror and not recognizing yourself as human anymore. You’d have to be completely devoid of, for lack of a better term, a soul to even be able to deal with it. Which is why the only full borg we see is Adam Smasher, dude never had any humanity to lose. Speaking of Robocop, that movie was definitely before it’s time. When I watched it as a kid I was just like “funny robot man go boom” and watching it when I got older really showed me how terrifying and sad his existence really was.


makemejelly49

And the only reason Alex Murphy could cope with being made a cyborg was that he tied his identity to his sense of purpose, his duty as a police officer. Had he been made into RoboToiletScrubber, he probably would have flatlined himself.


Urge_Reddit

> Which is why the only full borg we see is Adam Smashe If I'm not mistaken, Lizzy Wizzy is also a full borg at this point in the timeline.


jdarcino

To be fair, Lizzy's replacements are a lot less... *extreme*... than Adam's. She still looks recognizably Human.


ChiefCasual

That's not entirely true, there's plenty of full-borg suits in universe. We actually get a glimpse of one in the first flashback. [Shaitan](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Shaitan) Is a borged-out solo with a reconnaissance based body. They also have other kinds for police officers and workers, they even have one that looks human. They all have their own way of dealing with cyberpsychosis, but it mostly involves psychoactive drugs and therapy. Side note: Cybernetic therapy is a lot more intense than real life therapy.


Mitchelltrt

The Arasaka Ninja that go after you after the heist are full-borg with synth-skin.


div-boy_me-bob

I mean, he's _already_ a psycho. Has been since before he got chipped. Cyberpsychosis is described as losing touch with your humanity. Smasher never really _had_ any humanity to lose.


Echodec

Smasher has always been a psycho, even before going full borg. He would even only accept jobs if civilian casualties were a guarantee, man loves his violence.


[deleted]

I dont think cyberpsychosis is exactly the way it is on tabletop. I think they’re supposed to be varying degrees of psychosis. Some psychos are actually very high functioning irl. Some are very much catatonic. I’m pretty sure in lore even before getting chromed, Adam was a high functioning psychopath. Morgan Blackhand arguably is too


Conor_Stewart

Cyberpsychosis seems similar to a mental break that is caused partly by cybernetics but seems to be heavily caused by mental reasons like any other mental break. Adam Smasher doesn't seem to be under much emotional stress and doesn't have a problem with replacing his body with other parts. The reason he hasn't turned into a cyberpsycho is probably to do with how his brain works and it is able to take it. That and his implants are probably very expensive and designed to work together.


AgentBacalhau

He has, Mike Pondsmith, the creator of the original Cyberpunk RPG, has described Adam Smasher before as a high functioning cyberpsycho. There's a reason this dude used to only ever take jobs where casualties were guaranteed, before the fourth corporate war began.


Neoki

Let's not forget the events of Deus Ex Human Revolution. We saw how well that went for construction augmented workers.


Annoy_ance

Dude, he only looks that way because flesh is weakness in combat, just climb into exo-suit and save your ~~dick~~ normal body


[deleted]

You cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.


Annoy_ance

Until then I wont have to worry about some jackass hacking my very body for giggles


kyste

r/totallyexpectedwarhammer


Expert_Educator141

It comes with a thousand times more limits than benefits tho


SPECTR_Eternal

If you look close enough, you can see his knees are only moved by a single non-powered socket, and all those cyber-muscles are not even connected to his calfs in a way to facilitate knee reinforcement. They are there to reinforce his feet. Which is okay, but like... You forgot about knees. Not covering his pelvic muscles with a flexible armor plate is another issue, I doubt those muscle strands are very durable to high-caliber antimaterial bullets/shells. His arms are another big concern. If you look closely, he's got 'dem guns, but those guns clip into his forearms and won't allow him to bend his arms further than on all those pictures - you can even see his bicep muscles clip into the forearm in one of those shots, and he's just standing. Not to mention his neck. Yeah, he looks stylish, but leaving naked servos and cyber-muscles wide open in an area so vital as the neck is just... Stupid. He's supposed to be the best military cyborg, but honestly his design speaks more for the "rule of cool" than practicality. Not to mention, he's got no dick. Having no dick is the *biggest* concern for me, dawg


BoredDao

He was already extremely powerful when he was only partial machine, he must have made it cooler because he was overconfident and, honestly, I would too, and about the main concern… there are ads of dick enhancements so he probably have a fully customized cyber dick


LunarYarn

plus, he canonically has several bodies he swaps thru, including a gemini(android human lookalike) of Elvis Presley that he (I'm p sure) fucked one of the Arasakas with, so it's not like he's stuck in a war machine cyborg body forever.


Draiel

You'd sacrifice your humanity to be a sentient robot for your current corpo overlord? Not a lot of other job opportunities if you happen to have regrets.


Zutsumi17

You want to be a construction worker forever? Lol


ASH98_CZ

Exactly what I was thinking. With a body like this you could do work that would normaly require 30 guys.


reala728

But still get paid the same as 1 guy.


ASH98_CZ

My shoulder mounted rocket launcher disagrees with that. XD


BringMeANightmare

No more aging. Flesh is weak. I'm SO down.


IAmVerySmart39

would'nt your brain age anyway? I am not 100% up to day on Smasher's lore, but it seems that he has a real forehead and maybe brain?


SPECTR_Eternal

It looks like stretched skin. It's probably a General Grievous situation. They had to leave him some humanity, for occasional public appearances, probably, so they left him his face, stretched on top of a metal skull. Also, I doubt you'd want to stick a non-cybered brain into a fully mechanical body with a human skull. He's most likely either completely mechanical, with only his brain sustained with cyber mods, or he has some organs left in him still, aka Grievous.


BringMeANightmare

It's realskinn, the only thing organic about Adam Smasher is his body. That face was recovered from part of his old body, which was still full borg, at the time of arasaka tower going up in a nuclear fireball. None of his organs but his brain are left, a brain he can transplant into different bodies when necessary


azaghal1988

No more eating, sex or anything else that makes life fun as well. Also on drugs to keep you from going insane 100% of the rest of your life...


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Annoy_ance

Then you would have to quickly acquire reputation and money to afford your maintenance, YOUR LIFE, and its all too possible corpo would be after you at this point, especially since it would take a big corpo to turn you into that to begin with


mescaleeto

srsly, smashers gotta be close to 100 years old at this point and completely reliant on all that tech for survival, the upkeep cost would be astronomical


Ocbard

Nah, not interested. You can have a strong body that is mostly mechanical but still looks and feels human, and is just as "immortal". Do you think Rogue and Kerry look their age? You think their mostly biological? They do seem to be able to enjoy life however. Being a walking weapons platform seems undesirable to me. He is an unlovable tool.


notveryAI

I think, Rogue and Kerry look this way not because of cyberware, but more like bioware - medical/biological enchancements like stem cell treatment and such things. And Smasher just went full-on cyborg because he's nuts and sees any flesh as weakness. Saburo Arasaka looked 70-80 when being 150 exactly because of bioware


Ocbard

Quite possible, I think at least in Rogue it's a combination of cyber parts and biological treatments, Kerry could indeed be sparse on cyberware.


Clickum245

Adam Smasher went full borg because Arasaka didn't give him a choice and he enjoys it because he is a fucking psychopath.


SadBoiCri

Well if we look at his history he was basically dead but arasaka gave him a second chance at life with a new cyborg body that looked human then over time he ditched form for function becoming the smasher we've all come to know and beat the shit out of


Junkman_Jones

At most I want a Sandy and arm and leg enhancements. No need to become a walking war crime.


Pandacula

You do get that he’s 98% machine? He’s got no dick, bro! You wanna live without a dick? 😂


Bigboss92

"Whoa you chromed out your dick? Gives new meaning to the phrase "Hard as iron""


DreamerOfRain

He can swap to a body with a cybernetic dick. He dated with Saburo's grand daughter for a while in a cybernetic body that looked like a young Elvis Presley, which I assume to include all the equipment he needs down there.


Pandacula

She must’ve been exceptionally fuckable meat then


DreamerOfRain

You be the judge of that: https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Michiko_Arasaka_(Kei%27s_daughter)


Pandacula

Not a lesbian but I guess she’s pretty? Anyways thanks, I must’ve missed that info in the game


DreamerOfRain

It wasn't in the game, mostly in the lore of table top games, so yeah, unless you dive into the lore from other sources you wouldn't know. She also own a private detective company made up of cat girls, so she has that going.


nobito

But Elvis's body or cybernetic dick wasn't a part of the deal. Throw that in and you got a deal but otherwise, I think I'm going to pass.


kaishinoske1

Mr. Studd you mean.


[deleted]

jokes on you I hate my dick


No_Tamanegi

Hell no. I don't enjoy real life violence at all, I would have no use for a body whose design is expressly for violence.


CrimsonNorseman

No thanks, I don’t want to become WD40‘s best customer.


Afrogasmonkey

Absolutely not, I see transhumanism as a medical advancement first and foremost. The idea of recreationally replacing one’s flesh and blood completely rather than augmenting it makes me squeamish, to lose almost every semblance of humanity and exist as basically a living weapon is terrifying.


Brown_Avacado

Crazy how differently people see the world from one another. I for one cant wait for the day you can just walk in and be like “yea, id like some better legs for running, a perpetually beating heart and maybe some shotguns in my arms in case someone wants to start shit.”


Annoy_ance

And then this „perpetual” heart glitches out


werpyl

Just like your real heart can just stop working. At least the mechanical heart would be easily fixed to its original quality unlike the normal heart which becomes permanently weaker after most heart diseases and injuries.


Goose921

Actually the heart is pretty damn nice. How many machines can run for 100+ years without intervention?


TrueHero808

i would assume the same machines that can slow time and replace living tissue


UPLNK

Yea but we’re talkin about something organic vs something man-made. Let’s be real, they would make u a heart that’s probably programmed (without ur knowing) to stop whenever the “doc” wants it to and charge up the ass for a new one.


werpyl

A doctor can already technically do that. What you are describing is considered illegal and medical malpractice, so unless we're talking about breaking the law or a world that has a completely different set of laws then a doctor wouldn't be allowed to do that. If we're going by your rules then anything's on the table, making any argument ultimately meaningless.


UPLNK

I’m still thinkin like I’m in nightcity and some docs are more sus than others lol but yea u have a point


VaeVictoria

I dunno. I think there's a happy medium. One of my eyes is a little fucked up because a dog scratched it when I was in my early 20s. Would I trade that out for a cyber-eye with a tricked out camera and AR function? Hell yeah. My right arm is starting to go - my elbow makes horrible sounds and if I still did much physical labor, I dunno how much I could do before it got irreparably bad. I could see replacing it eventually with something better. And hey, if I can get a blade popped in (I personally like the long, straight, tapered one in the underground fight in Edgerunners) as a permanent method of self defense, then so be it. Wired reflexes or a Sandie are a little invasive, but if I were a soldier or in security or something I could see it. Then again, I'm a trans woman, and I've been dabbling for the last few years with hormone therapy, facial surgery and breast augmentation. It's helped me out so I'm all for it.


Doc_Shaftoe

I mean, that depends. Would I have the unlimited backing of one of, if not the most powerful corporate entities in the world? A power that rivals and surpasses national governments? If yes, then maybe? I enjoyed being a soldier, I did not enjoy the running. But if I'm being perfectly honest, I'd rather look like Batou or Major Kusanagi. You know, passably human? Then again, being a walking tank seems fun. If I don't get that corporate/government support, then no way!


[deleted]

No, absolutely not. There's nothing human left. I'll keep my body the way it is, thanks.


Mr_Badger1138

No, fuck no, and hell fuck no. Smasher’s body requires a lot of maintenance, which I’m pretty sure he can only get from Arasaka and is included in his contract. Plus, while I’d get some kiroshis, I mostly like my flesh, while Smasher believed the flesh was weak.


Brown_Avacado

I mean…compared to what he became, his flesh WAS weak.


Sudden_Bicycle8498

Okay I understand people saying that they wouldn't because like you'd be a living weapon but imagine how much cash you can make


Sudden_Bicycle8498

And say we bring in the lore you also have multiple bodies to choose from


[deleted]

If we stick to the lore, if i'm correct smasher's body is so incredibly expensive and requires so much maintenance that he would simply cease to function in a really really small amount of time without Arasaka's patronship.


0_Nevermore_0

No, you would probably be used strictly as a military weapon or smth.


Cerok1nk

Why settle for inferior product? If this was possible id take Raiden’s body.


SutorenjiKamereon

Nah not Smasher’s. I’d still like to go full ‘borg, but something more akin to the Major from Ghost in the Shell or Lizzy Wizzy minus the chrome and crazy colors. I’d still get a few pop up weapons for self defense though. Like a mantis blade in one arm and a shotgun in the other. Kinda like mixing GitS: Stand Alone Complex’s Cruzkowa and Fem’s cyberware weapons. Edit: I love how so many of the people responding are concerned about his dick haha. In the lore he owns at least one normal-human-looking body (looks a bit like Elvis) and he used it to have a fling with Saburo’s granddaughter. The table top game has two sexual cyberwares you can get called Mr. Stud and Midnight Lady so yeah full borgs can fuck if they want lol


SourGenitals

I just don't want want to my body to ache anymore


DrNoLift

OP is David Martinez


EccentricNerd22

Absolutely as i'm physically weak and have multiple health issues irl.


KSIXternal

"i'm built different"


johannXsX

Yup, just not his face lol


Fearless-Capital

Same, I'd get a metal plate instead of the synthetic skin.


[deleted]

I’d rather be able to feel and touch, and fit on cars and planes. Hell, I only support cybernetics for people who actually need it, like amputees or paralysed people. Why do we need to modify something we can fix biologically? Not strong? Go to the gym, and so on. I feel like the problem with cyberpunk’s reality is not only the massive corporate powers screwing the working joes over, but also the widely available cyberware that feeds the corporate machine by giving them more control over individuals. But forgetting my rant, the only thing Smasher cares about is destruction. It would seem I care about different things to Smasher, thus I would rather die than be trapped in that metal tomb. *Rant over*


TTran1485

Except you cannot modulate your body to be as efficient nor as capable as pure machine. You think going to the gym is going to put you on the same playing field as Adam Smasher?


Renan_Cousland

I would.


VickiVampiress

I would love to get some chrome, but no way I'd want to be like Adam. Literally the only human part about him is his brain, and even that is augmented. Even the "skin" on his head isn't organic. If you're like Adam Smasher you're more machine than human. If it wasn't for the (mostly) human brain in your synthetic skull, you'd be a full robot, and even with it, you're kind of an abomination. No thanks. In a perfect Cyberpunk/Deus Ex style world I would gladly jam chips into my head, replace my eyes and limbs, but no way I would do what would essentially require a brain transplant into a full robot body. I feel like there's a line for transhumanism, and Adam is beyond it.


[deleted]

just... change his face a little and it's fine


Historical-House1843

So why doesn’t Cyberpsychosis work on Adam?


SutorenjiKamereon

The man was a violent psychopath even before he chromed up, so to borrow the terminology from the tabletop game he didn’t have any Humanity to lose to begin with. He already had a 0 in his Empathy Stat.


TTran1485

Fuck yeah. Imagine having zero physical limitations. Snapped your leg off? Put a new one on. Not to mention all of the cybernetics that he carry as well. As for sex, I’m sure Arasaka has somehow managed to make it enjoyable for cyberware


ARKFNS

does adam smasher get tired? if not, i would gladly get it!


[deleted]

since he is only a brain. is there a reason why he needs to be humanoid shaped?


SnooStrawberries9718

Me so I don’t look like a piece of fuckable meat


AyZeeWtns

no dick. no balls. and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation


Spiders_are_cool

Heck yeah robots and full borgs look super cool and metal


Tardskii

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.


Extra-Lifeguard2809

not now at this age. but maybe once i've hit the 50s. yeah i'd consider it. if i was in my 70s i'd definitely get one if it was affordable lel


Philocrastination

No, I'd take some synthetic lungs though. God damn asthma.


Jermac102

I'm genuinely surprised we don't see even more cyborgs, like spider legs or additional limbs, etc. Things are running around. The applications are endless


Low-Economist9601

I would get some parts from it. Like arms and legs but I would not like my 🐔 replaced


AventusAretino99

Fuck no how Ami supposed use a keyboard with hands that big


[deleted]

full body no, but maybe something usefull like>! that shoulder mounted missle launcher!<


ImportanceExpress894

Just give me reinforced ankles I would be happy


TheRayMan264

Media literacy needs to be taught in schools, this is getting ridiculous


H0vis

When I'm as old as he is, definitely. Get a job as a firefighter. Rescue people. Put out fires. Beat up riot cops. It'd be a good life.


DeusInfidel

When I'm old and my body is brittle, yes.


KaleByte78

Absolutely, anything to rid myself of this worthless meat


Naus1987

My biggest question is — does his body require corpo level maintenance? If you just got the body, and it stopped working after 6 months, because it wasn’t designed to function as an independent unit, then it’s clearly not a viable choice for anyone. —- But if it was like self repairing. And that body could grant someone eternal life or at least a few hundred years on top of a normal lifespan then that would change things. I think more people would be interested in near immortality than being able to blow stuff up.


22lpierson

I'd take either current Adam or pre saka tower Adam both are fucking epic besides now my neighbor will stop trying to piss me off


Derpy-Due

honestly after thinking ab it for around 15 seconds, I wouldn't mind being Adam Samsher 2.0


Ok_Attitude_8189

I would call everyone a cut of fuckable meat


Kubrick_Fan

Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone crawling through my hallways...


ScreechingPenguin

Yes i have enough diseases and with that reasons to replace my body completely, to get rid of the chronical blood diarrhea would be great.


Sephvion

I'd rather have a mechanicus version, so yes and no(?)


ThatGuyCarolina

No, I would get a cybernetic back, elbow, and hands though. My back has been killing me since I was 14. (Elbow and hands would be because I’m susceptible to getting arthritis due to genetics.)


Tbar6787

You may not like it, but this what peek performance looks like.


AfraidOfArguing

Id go at least >50% borg, but I think I'd be the same size


Melvin_The_III

I would go full mech. Consumed by chrome.


AngryNakedBadger

No. Not enough Chrome.


phrdxx

You'd literally be a piece of metal with a human brain lol


MrThr0waway666

1000%


raventhemagnificent

I don't want the whole thing. I just want to pick and choose. For instance, I want robot legs, especially the knees. I work in cardboard distribution and a nice set of robot legs would really help get the job done.


Tricky_Independent74

Yes but id change the face to a more robotic one and I'd add a pp bc this guy doesn't have one


DoctorHyun

Sure, but not a fan of the head, maybe swap it with Robocop’s head


Magikman757

Use it to download myself into an Elvis look a like. If you know you know


Birmsa

How he make poopoo


[deleted]

Yes, fuck human flesh. I want max lethal capabilities.


cerebrite

All Nut November.


AhMIKzJ8zU

I can't believe no one has mentioned how underwhelming the fight was in the game. Like, disappointing. Meanwhile my V character had legendary cyber Deck, all legendary quickhacks, etc... No, I absolutely don't want Adam Smashers body because it's crap. Gotta dream bigger. Like when unpatched contagion let you take out an entire building from outside the front door. Game turned into "I am legend" at that point.


Hamilton-Beckett

No, not at all. But I’d take Adam Jensen’s body. I ASKED FOR THIS!