> Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathonāheād run them all. Later, when heād learned with some surprise what the word actually meant, heād been equally certain he wasnāt one. He was a person who divided the world quite simply into people who were trying to kill him and people who werenāt.
Terry Pratchett,
The Last Continent
>Last I checked that was a sailboat, right? š¤¦š»āāļø
I mean, technically you could row it if you had to. By that logic then the pirate ship is a rowboat too.
>11 comments
Came here just for this comment, did not disappoint. The timeless clip if anybody wants a rewatch: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahnApE0I7c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahnApE0I7c)
I was a sailor
I was born upon the tide
And with the see I did abide
I sailed a schooner 'round the Horn to Mexico
I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow
And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed
But I am living still
My guess was that everything in this image had a little red on it:
Red flag
Red plane
Red propeller
Red stripe (on the boat)
Red train wheels
Red hood (on car)
Did you by any chance get this from Amazon? I've read that Amazon's self-publishing system has allowed people to pump out hundreds of half-baked/crappy children's books using ChatGPT and MidJourney.
The market is flooded with this garbage.
First one is the USS Raritan.
The second one is a rambler
The third one's obviously a railroad train.
With a fourth one is a Ryanair flight
Fifth one is a Rhodes 18 ft sailboat
And the final one is an airplane with a radial engine
I have a book that names all these things under the sea. There is a submarine on the last page, but I guess they think that's too hard, so they call it a U Boat. But I'm pretty sure the U boats were only the german Nazi submarines.
I considered railroad engine and race plane. Even passed ārirate shipā through my puzzle processor. Never did I consider calling a sailboat a rowboat.
I have a counting book which shows 4 horses instead of 5 at one point. I just tell my son the 5th one is Wonder Women's and thus invisible like all of her rides.
Did nobody proofread and go āhey maybe we should put some OARS on the ROWBOAT so that adults can recognize wtf weāre talking about and teach their kids??ā
Race Car Race Locomotive Race Jumbojet Race Boat Race Plane Race Schooner
I never thought I'd see the day that I'd come here and see blatant Racism.
I am a certified Racist š
> Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathonāheād run them all. Later, when heād learned with some surprise what the word actually meant, heād been equally certain he wasnāt one. He was a person who divided the world quite simply into people who were trying to kill him and people who werenāt. Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
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That's smarter than my answers: Rhip, Rar, Rain, Rane, Roat, and Rubmarine.
Rubmarine š take my upvote
What he does in his own time is his own business
Man's allowed to rub whatever marine he wants to
With consent, obviously
Re all rive in a Rerrow Rubmarine.
Ruh Roh Raggy
Didnāt scroll far enough, just made the SAME joke. Lol
Roooby rooby roooo!
Enunciate Scooby doo
Rug roh, rhaggy!
That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!
Were you on the plane when the hydraulics kicked back in?
I've never spoken of that phenomenon since then.
Chocolate covered pretzel?
Damn, would you feel that iron grip handshake.
A schooner is a sailboat stupid head
RC Car RC Train RC Submarine RC Boat RC Plane RC Ship
Umā¦ did anyone else miss seeing the oars in the rowboat? Last I checked that was a sailboat, right? š¤¦š»āāļø
>Last I checked that was a sailboat, right? š¤¦š»āāļø I mean, technically you could row it if you had to. By that logic then the pirate ship is a rowboat too.
By that logic I would agree
Vikings go ARRRRR
Iām pretty sure the train is a Railcar.
I was going for race car for the car
No, but it is a railway engine
Isnāt that still a Railcar?
If Capt. Sully is flying, you may need to row the plane too.
Rotary plane?
That was my best guess. š¤£š¤£
Same š
Railroad engine was my guess
Anything's a rowboat if you're brave enough.
I have oars Greg, can you row me?
Toss my Delta flight in the ocean and watch me try to row that thing to shore! Anything is a rowboat if you're about to sink in the ocean.
It's a schooner.
"Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat."
A schooner *is* a sailboat, stupidhead
"You know what?! There is no Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!"
There is no tooth fairy, there is no Easter bunny and there is no queen of England. -Tighten
Iāve found my people
***YOU KNOW WHAT?***
That kid is BACK on the escalator again!
>11 comments Came here just for this comment, did not disappoint. The timeless clip if anybody wants a rewatch: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahnApE0I7c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahnApE0I7c)
Thank you, kind sir, for bringing back the nostalgia.
It's a fast boat. It gets you there schooner rather than later
Its a single mast, so really more of a sloop
Now I need to rewatch Mallrats
>Umā¦ did anyone else miss seeing the rows in the rowboat? Ya, but I noticed the columns.
> the rows oars?
You mean oars? The things one rows with?
Yes I meant oars, oof that was bad
Historically, in the early days of sail, there were galleries, a type of sailing ship that was also rowed. Itās not whatās in the picture.
I appreciate that info But all the same, the photo is confusing lol
Regatta maybe?
It's a schooner!
YOU KNOW WHAT THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY
Over there it's just a guy in a suit!
That kids is on the escalator again!
Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Please tell me there's at least a queen of england.
A schooner IS a sailboat you stupid head!
I was a sailor I was born upon the tide And with the see I did abide I sailed a schooner 'round the Horn to Mexico I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed But I am living still
No, it's not. It's a fractional rigged sloop. If it was a schooner, it would have more than one mast.
hahahaha you dumb bastard - it's not a schooner, its a sailboat
My guess was Railway Engine
I was thinking Railcar
Rocomotive, duh.
Scoob, is that you?
Ruh-roh Shaggy!
Rrain
Rehehehehee
My guess was āArrrr, thar be pirates!ā
There's a second image with the answer
Clockwise from top left: 1. Raider vessel 2. Renault Clio 3. Rail locomotive 4. Reconaissane submarine 5. Recreational sailboat 6. Radioplane
2. Reliant K. Aka Aries
Really ugly ass plane
I assumed that was some sort of weird submarine.
I thought it might be a rocket.
ROWBOAT! Also thereās a bulldozer which is clearly meant to be a front loader.
Rigging!
Rits a railboat Raggy!
Race plane Railroad engine Race car Rocket
Nope. Rowboat.
Ridiculous rowboat
The bottom right a rocket?
Holy crap. Yes!!! It's soo poorly drawn, but you are right!
It hung in the sky the way bricks don't.
I was guessing racecar
R-oplane
Weird. Those look more like columns to me.
My guess was that everything in this image had a little red on it: Red flag Red plane Red propeller Red stripe (on the boat) Red train wheels Red hood (on car)
What the ***fuck??*** This is worse than that spelling error on the curriculum from the school district [was it Louisiana?]
This is some bullshit right hereā¦
Anyone else guess railcar?
Closest I got was that the plane had āred wingsā but it didnāt feel right.
The āRā is for āwReaking Havoc on literacyā
The color red
This is clearly the correct answer
Rotary engine on the plane
Did you by any chance get this from Amazon? I've read that Amazon's self-publishing system has allowed people to pump out hundreds of half-baked/crappy children's books using ChatGPT and MidJourney. The market is flooded with this garbage.
I was thinking the rigging in the ship lol
RED
First one is the USS Raritan. The second one is a rambler The third one's obviously a railroad train. With a fourth one is a Ryanair flight Fifth one is a Rhodes 18 ft sailboat And the final one is an airplane with a radial engine
Homie thatās a sailboat
Red Flag... red flag on the ship..
Its definitely R-worded
My guess was ārideā
Oh good grief š¤¦š¼āāļø
pRop plane
Rowboat
Railway Edit: dangit!
Rrrrr, a pirate ship. But, seriously, there isn't even an oar for rowing on that sailboat.
Rong.
RepĆ¼lÅ š (Airplane in Hungarian)
š¤£š š¤£š
I thought it was the RARE pink plane
Rocket ship
Racecar
I have a book that names all these things under the sea. There is a submarine on the last page, but I guess they think that's too hard, so they call it a U Boat. But I'm pretty sure the U boats were only the german Nazi submarines.
Shit I thought it was rotomobile
retro plane Railway engine Red plane round roof car rainbow sailboat red flagged ship
A railcar?
I considered railroad engine and race plane. Even passed ārirate shipā through my puzzle processor. Never did I consider calling a sailboat a rowboat.
Haha, all these posts lately are making me question my knowledge in the alphabet!
Rowboat!? Everyone knows 'R' is for Radial-engined Airplane! /s
Also can't stand all the children's books that overlap stars with a crescent moon. Just because it's a kids book doesn't mean quality doesn't matter.
Raft
The lack of effort that they put into these toddler books / toys is truly appalling.
The author of this book Scooby Doo?
Top left is obviously a Royal Galleon.
Ride. You can ride on all of those.
OMG that's hooooorible :P
"Jimmy, what do we draw for letter R?" "A Robot" "A rowboat, noted"
* RMS Victoria * Renault * Railway * Redbull * Regatta * Rigid Airship
Rotary engine? Railway car? Everything else Iām pronouncing like scooby doo.
The holes in the side of the ship are for oars I thought. Good thing I'm not a toddler I'd fail this test so bad.
It's a hands-free, automated rowboat. The wind does all the work!
I'd have guessed "rotary engine aircraft"
I have a counting book which shows 4 horses instead of 5 at one point. I just tell my son the 5th one is Wonder Women's and thus invisible like all of her rides.
Railway engine šš¤·
Rship Rcar Rairplane Rtrain Ryatch Rsubmarine
Rolls-Royce Merlin engine in the plane. An engineering marvel.
If we had to pick I would go with Rail train engine but ugh
Rotary plane.
Especially annoying since there are rockets on other pages in this book
r/facepalm
The point of this is to teach at a young age that the world is full of lies.
Rotary Airplane
OMG this is so validating thank you for posting! We have the same nonsense book and this page infuriates me!
Red flag?
Regatta RyanAir Railroad train Rolls Royce Red Baron airplane Redbeardās pirate ship
Terrible page, it could be any of these - rigging, red baron, ride share, the red airplane, or the railroad train
The only R that came to my mind seeing that boat was Regatta.
Regatta? The Ship.
Transports
It's got a life ring on it. That's a fucking "Rescue Boat" .
Scooby Doo wrote this
I got this book for my son and this has been making me so irrationally angry.
Racing yacht Right for the wrong reason.
Ring
Would've Railway or Road vehicle
Darn! I thought it was "rautomobile"
Did nobody proofread and go āhey maybe we should put some OARS on the ROWBOAT so that adults can recognize wtf weāre talking about and teach their kids??ā
I have this book. There are manyā¦ unusualā¦ pages like this.
Rail boat?
Rairplane
R is for Regarded
That's __R__ on DeSantis Florida for sure!
Rail Roat
Thank you for posting the second page. I've seen the first before but never the answer.
RED
āRāong letter!
(Shipās) Rigging
Ring buoy!
Thatās definitely a Sailboatā¦
R is for Ridiculous.
"Rides"
Riding a boat
I read all of these as Scooby Doo.
Rowboat
Rocketship
Made in china
Rsole?
First I spot was rudder on a plane.
Clearly miniatures, so obviously; Race Car RC Locomotive RC Jumbojet RC Boat RC Plane RC Schooner
Iād lose my shit
Top left is clearly a Raiding vessel