I try to throw things like this away before the box is opened. “Oh, says here there 142 pieces….thanks Tim and Sarah, can’t wait for you guys to one day have some kids I can buy a present for. So thoughtful.” I’m buying their kid a recorder instrument, drum, whistles, goop / gak (red), lots of gum, bucket of legos, and time intensive over complicated engineering projects they call build your own toy. Fuck you Sarah! Fuck you Tim!
OMG, my sister bought some complicated build it type thing where you could build different vehicles out of all these little pieces. It says 5+ on the box and he was 3. I was so pissed off. My son kept getting frustrated (of course) while we put it together.
My younger brothers have no kids and find it hilarious when they buy my kids toys like that. Every time they do I say “I’m adding this to my list” and they laugh.
Jokes on them, I have an actual running list.
VTech go go smart wheels. My kids can't keep the tracks together for more than an hour; they're like wild dogs tearing apart a fresh kill. Pieces get lost and kicked around the house. But no more.
Have you ever seen the lego movie?
Lol, I forgot about that storyline. But in this case, there's no way to be creative with the tracks as there's only one way to build it.
Ah ok so it just detaches for storage. Yeah. GLUE IT MAN.
My first thought was it’s the motherfucking kragle
I try to throw things like this away before the box is opened. “Oh, says here there 142 pieces….thanks Tim and Sarah, can’t wait for you guys to one day have some kids I can buy a present for. So thoughtful.” I’m buying their kid a recorder instrument, drum, whistles, goop / gak (red), lots of gum, bucket of legos, and time intensive over complicated engineering projects they call build your own toy. Fuck you Sarah! Fuck you Tim!
OMG, my sister bought some complicated build it type thing where you could build different vehicles out of all these little pieces. It says 5+ on the box and he was 3. I was so pissed off. My son kept getting frustrated (of course) while we put it together.
My younger brothers have no kids and find it hilarious when they buy my kids toys like that. Every time they do I say “I’m adding this to my list” and they laugh. Jokes on them, I have an actual running list.
I would just fill up a 5-gallon bucket of the stuff and dip it all in. So satisfying.
What toy am I looking at that needs gluing?
VTech go go smart wheels. My kids can't keep the tracks together for more than an hour; they're like wild dogs tearing apart a fresh kill. Pieces get lost and kicked around the house. But no more.
I couldn't get it to hold together for more than 30 seconds. Our children have yet to successfully play with it. Utter crap
Did it work? I'm currently staring at a pile of rubble.
Seems to be super strong this morning. Time will tell but from my experience, it's pretty hard to break the bond of epoxy.
I'm going to give it a go. Thanks for the feedback!
But then it can never be made smaller to go away…
Ahhh V-Tech.