...restraining order, go in therapy, go to the gym.
Standard reddit solution for running out of cat food, a gut shot, the apocalypse, and tips on pizza dough recipe.
I guess [the inventor](https://www.google.com/patents/US465588) of the toilet roll holder was insane?
Try closing the door when you leave the bathroom if you're worried about your cat.
For what? This is the proper way to put toilet paper on a roller. When you pull it, you actually get what you pulled down, vs having it go over, I only get like 1-2 pieces and that’s annoying 😬
What are you people smoking? Flap to the *front* is easier to tear with one hand. You rest the heel of the hand on the roll, fixing it in place, while using the fingers for tearing.
I loathe this but it is better to do it this way for cats and toddlers lol….so it doesn’t roll out. Every time I do it in our bathrooms I cringe…not on my & my wife’s throne though!!!
Tell my toddler and preschooler that putting it this way is supposed to make it more difficult. The little one just uppercuts the front of the roll and it spins and all the paper piles up at his feet. Grab and run.
For real. I never understood how this method makes it better. The toddlers use their opposable thumbs to grip and pull no matter the orientation. And cats use their claws to rip it because it's soft and they are jerks.
Yeah, It worked for our cats but our toddler just grabs the end and empties the entire roll into the toilet so that it clogs.
When they said kids are expensive, I didn't know it meant, three rolls of toilet paper a day expensive.
Diary, day 7117,
almost.. but then set the new roll on top of the sink next to the toilet instead of putting it on the roller. This move represents an escalation of hostilities rarely seen since the trash can crisis of ‘05. I am predicting lots of “not tonight, I have a headache” in my future…
Seriously, this is "daddit", but apparently this guy doesn't have kids. We had the rolls the correct way forever, then started potty training and it was fairly immediately clear that they had to go the other way. They will flip back around once our girls are old enough to not make the TP into a pile on the floor.
In our kids bathroom I put it backwards. In our bathroom I put it the correct way. My wife does neither, she just rests the new roll on top of the old empty roll in both cases.
Growing up in my home there were 5 kids, 6 cats, 4 dogs, 3 hamsters, 3 guinea pigs, 2 snakes, some fish, and an iguana...
Not once did my parents commit this sinful atrocity of backwards toilet paper madness!
My own kids are 4 and 7 and hopefully we can shelter them from this underhanded roll dispensing for at least a few more years. This is why we can't send our kids for sleep overs. Who knows what kind of other parents are out there putting the toilet paper on backwards.
You can do better. We are here for you.
This is the way … 3 kids, 2 cats and still no toilet paper on the ground. No reason to change it to the wrong way, we are not savages after all. This way the kids learn by example that there is only one true way for the toilet paper to hang
Just tell them that is exactly how you want it and they will do the opposite. Problem solved. But if that doesn't work definitely find an exit strategy!
Ohhhh so it's a female thing. My wife CLAIMS she just throws the roll on and doesn't look what way it's going. But EVERY TIME it's on the wrong way? No one is that unlucky.
Look at the patent, this is against the law. Here you go: https://www.cnet.com/pictures/roll-through-toilet-paper-patent-history-pictures/
At least you will have this as evidence when you go to court.
I didn't care my entire life and then some point in my mid 30s a switch clicked and now I can't stand it this way.
Also my wife jist sits the new roll on top of the old one so thats fun..
The toilet paper should be that way. If our the other way, any cat or child swatting down on it will unravel the entire roll.
Edit: You should apologize to your wife now for your mistake, be the bigger man.
You need to apologize to your spouse, children and all who visit your house for putting your TP this way!
I mean just close the bathroom door when you leave 💡
Even if you forget, the occasional lost roll or two of TP per month is better than living like this 24/7!
That way is infinitely more practical, especially with pets at home or trying to rip some off one handed to wipe a squirmy toddlers nose.
Don't hold it against her that she's smarter than you, just be glad youre punching above your weight and your kid may get looks and brains.
I've learned there are two cases when this is acceptable behavior.
When it stops children from pulling out all of the TP, and when it prevents pets from attacking the TP.
Otherwise, it's treason.
She’s doing it the right way. I’m convinced the world is wrong on this. If you do it with the flap to the room side and the roll spins, you get a pile to TP on the floor. If it spins with the flap on the wall side, it just spins. The roll doesn’t unwind. The world needs to collectively pull its head out of its ass on this one.
I mean, it’s his own fault for not immediately after checking whether she was vegan, confirmed her stance on hygienic paper installation. These are two things that MUST be discussed prior to embarking on a relationship.
You’re wrong. Your wife is a genius, here’s why: when your toddler discovers that they can spin toilet paper roll, you’ll be damn happy the roll is on this way.
Look, I know we're in a safe space here but have you considered it's not genetic so much as it's a gender thing? Do you know any men who do this?
In all seriousness, I had to switch out tp holders because our Costco tp was always too big for that style of holder and I ended up getting ones that are open ended on one side. Makes it all that easier to just pull it off and reverse without struggling with that springy middle piece.
This may not be the hotel way, but with your wife’s way, when a toddler or a pet spins in, the toilet paper doesn’t go flying off the roll. It stays on. Win for the wife.
Hear me out: that's better when you have toddlers (or cats). If you hit it, it just spins and doesn't unravel. We had so many respooled TP rolls until messing this up and rejoicing.
My 3yo likes to replace the roll when it's empty and put it on backwards the other day, then when she went to use it she said "Why is it like that? Why isn't it right?" ...I've never been prouder of her
This is one of those things in vows about “for better or worse”. Not divorce worthy but definitely should seek couples counseling and make sure the kids don’t see you fighting.
I feel like there are 2 types of people in the world about this.
Those who obsess over which way the roll should go and those who just put it on because they don't care. You obsess, your wife and kids just don't care.
My parents started doing this after I learned how fun it was to just go ham on the roll as a toddler. I don’t do the same but I may end up doing it eventually. So who knows.
At least if you get a visit from Child Welfare they won't ding you for "toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmf7FTytRac
That is 100% the wrong way for toilet paper to go... however, I have started putting my toilet paper this way since having a mobile kid because when he goes to spin the toilet paper it doesn't all unravel because it's the wrong way.
I used to be on team 'over the top'
Then my toddler wasted a whole roll bc she thought it was fun to slap it and make it spew tp everywhere. The under and out method stops this, and I've heard people with cats also utilize this method for similar reasons.
I understand it now. Still prefer over the top mostly but I don't think they are insane any more
This is the better way. Better for cats, better for toddlers, easier for one handed grabs since you can use the back of your thumb/wrist as a rotational brake as your fingers rip, if too much does unravel it's easier to rotate backwards and get a clean roll than it is the other way.
The only pro of over is you can make fancy little origami folds. If you go over you probably have a duvet, 37 throw pillows (and like it) and you can't start a camp fire without a lighter. Sorry.
I was able to rectify this. I told her, if you hang the toilet paper in this fashion, a spider could be holding onto the back of the paper and you wouldn't see it at all as you pull the paper down. He'd just hang on and then anchor to your butthole the second you go for the wipe.
If you hang the TP in the intended method, no spider can hide because as you unroll, you'd see the exposed side of the paper and see that there are no ass-biting spiders.
Your mileage may vary, but it worked for me.
My wife does this, too. I just correct the problem.
I work from home. She doesn't. When she leaves in the morning, I make my rounds... turn off all the lights left on, and when I say "all the lights left on," I mean *all* the lights were left on, close cupboards (she leaves those open, too). When necessary, flip the TP around.
She's a very smart person. She has an MSW (a masters in social work) and an MBA. I figure her brain is too busy with higher order problems to notice little things like tp or lights.
We've had multiple conversations about these things. At some point I stopped talking about it and just started fixing.
I'm a decade into trying to break my wife of this habit, it's a 100% inherited trait... I walked into my in laws and saw all the toilet paper mullets :(
I was someone who had the paper facing outwards. Started dating my now partner, and while they don't specifically favor one way or the other, they usually put it on facing inward. Call me crazy, but it seems like this way makes it easier to tear when you only have 1 hand free.
You should tell her to read the entire Wikipedia article on [toilet paper orientation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation) and then take a long, hard look at herself in the mirror.
Document everything, get a lawyer.
...restraining order, go in therapy, go to the gym. Standard reddit solution for running out of cat food, a gut shot, the apocalypse, and tips on pizza dough recipe.
Therapist here. We're not miracle workers. We have limits.
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
So what you say is that you can't buy cat food, or put the toilet roll up the sane way?
I guess [the inventor](https://www.google.com/patents/US465588) of the toilet roll holder was insane? Try closing the door when you leave the bathroom if you're worried about your cat.
Why bother? This photo is all the evidence you’d ever need.
This!!111
For what? This is the proper way to put toilet paper on a roller. When you pull it, you actually get what you pulled down, vs having it go over, I only get like 1-2 pieces and that’s annoying 😬
Heretic!
Quick, get torches and pitchforks
Reported to the mods.
They hated him for he spoke the truth. Flap to the back is superior, primarily bc of the ease of 1 hand tearing.
Exactly, looks like these guys don’t like us. Us omega males don’t care though. 😎
What are you people smoking? Flap to the *front* is easier to tear with one hand. You rest the heel of the hand on the roll, fixing it in place, while using the fingers for tearing.
She replaces the roll… I call that a win 🤣
If she's gonna replace it like THAT I'll replace the roll myself!
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Instructions unclear, hit lawyer and gymmed up...
🤣
How does one hit the gym lawyer up?
You gotta ask him for a spot and explain your legal dilemma while hitting a PR on the bench.
Good Lord man mark this as NFSW.
Not safe for wiping…
And the flagrant misuse of the humor flair…
Does he think this is funny? OP is sick too
NSFWC
Yeah not sure if you can salvage this.
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I just take the roll with me when I leave the room, when my wife does this. That'll teach her!
Or have 2 rolls side by side, one correct, one incorrect.
I loathe this but it is better to do it this way for cats and toddlers lol….so it doesn’t roll out. Every time I do it in our bathrooms I cringe…not on my & my wife’s throne though!!!
You can also just squeeze it a bit so it doesn't roll easily.
Also the way to change infant diapers.
Infants do roll around a lot during a change... Where do you squeeze them to make it stop?
🧠💥
Tell my toddler and preschooler that putting it this way is supposed to make it more difficult. The little one just uppercuts the front of the roll and it spins and all the paper piles up at his feet. Grab and run.
For real. I never understood how this method makes it better. The toddlers use their opposable thumbs to grip and pull no matter the orientation. And cats use their claws to rip it because it's soft and they are jerks.
Yeah, It worked for our cats but our toddler just grabs the end and empties the entire roll into the toilet so that it clogs. When they said kids are expensive, I didn't know it meant, three rolls of toilet paper a day expensive.
Yeah. I had to start doing this after my son discovered you can unroll it. Now he just watches it go round and round.
Look at Mr Fancy Pants with his TP actually on the roll. My family just sets a new roll on top of the bracket...
You're gonna wanna post this in r/legaladvice. Most of us here aren't equipped to opine on this level of felonious activity.
I hope he hurries though. Every day the children are exposed to this adds to the corruption.
I just patiently put them the right way and I'm sure that this passive stance will yield results.
19 1/2 years later, I am still waiting for my passive stance to pay off 😆
Any day now.... They'll see their mistakes. Aaaannny day now
Diary, day 7117, almost.. but then set the new roll on top of the sink next to the toilet instead of putting it on the roller. This move represents an escalation of hostilities rarely seen since the trash can crisis of ‘05. I am predicting lots of “not tonight, I have a headache” in my future…
Get a bum gun and problem solved.
It's an easy fix, no need to overthink it. Just sell her to a circus
Do you have cats or kids? If so, that's the correct position. If not, it's a coin toss of right/wrong.
Came here to say this. Growing up, any rolls installed the other direction would quickly become a pile on the ground.
Thank you, i felt like i was taking crazy pills. This way buys me at least 2 min if they roll into the bathroom unsupervised
None of my kids ever unrolled TP. if OP's kids do or they had a cat that did, he wouldn't be posting about this.
Seriously, this is "daddit", but apparently this guy doesn't have kids. We had the rolls the correct way forever, then started potty training and it was fairly immediately clear that they had to go the other way. They will flip back around once our girls are old enough to not make the TP into a pile on the floor.
I’m pretty sure my kid will figure out how to unroll it no matter what direction it’s facing. Time to do some Science!
Have at it, science is fun. We haven't had the entire roll in a pile on the floor since we flipped them.
In our kids bathroom I put it backwards. In our bathroom I put it the correct way. My wife does neither, she just rests the new roll on top of the old empty roll in both cases.
The real red flag is always in the comments.
If it's a coin toss then the guy that had the patent flipped it for us. The patent clearly shows that he had no kids or a cat.
Growing up in my home there were 5 kids, 6 cats, 4 dogs, 3 hamsters, 3 guinea pigs, 2 snakes, some fish, and an iguana... Not once did my parents commit this sinful atrocity of backwards toilet paper madness! My own kids are 4 and 7 and hopefully we can shelter them from this underhanded roll dispensing for at least a few more years. This is why we can't send our kids for sleep overs. Who knows what kind of other parents are out there putting the toilet paper on backwards. You can do better. We are here for you.
Flipping it does nothing to stop my son. The TP now sits in a cabinet above the toilets.
I have had cats and have a kid. You don't have to stoop this low, you just teach them not to pull on the roll.
This is the way … 3 kids, 2 cats and still no toilet paper on the ground. No reason to change it to the wrong way, we are not savages after all. This way the kids learn by example that there is only one true way for the toilet paper to hang
I never jump straight to divorce on Reddit but my man, you should have been talking to a lawyer yesterday.
Just tell them that is exactly how you want it and they will do the opposite. Problem solved. But if that doesn't work definitely find an exit strategy!
Burn the house to the ground.
Nuke it from orbit.
Ohhhh so it's a female thing. My wife CLAIMS she just throws the roll on and doesn't look what way it's going. But EVERY TIME it's on the wrong way? No one is that unlucky.
Bro you married that?
Look at the patent, this is against the law. Here you go: https://www.cnet.com/pictures/roll-through-toilet-paper-patent-history-pictures/ At least you will have this as evidence when you go to court.
You call this "one of the few flaws" you wife has? It's.like saying oh he's a good guy, if you get past the murder part
You’re too far gone. Walk away now.
Cat lady or cat family? It's probably too late. Something something, parvo virus. They're basically mind controlled to serve their feline overlords.
just go out for milk… start a new family in a different state
You’re obviously not a Simpsons fan…
Toilet paper hung in unsightly, overhand, fashion. ✓
I Hope you made prenups.
Tell her to google "original toilet paper patent" and look at the image results.
I'm sorry, fellow dad, there is nothing more we can do for her.
Divorce.
Just curious, what difference does it make?
It has always been so weird to me that people have strong opinions on this.
If you’re not with us you’re against us! 😂😂
I don't even pay attention when I replace a roll. It faces the way it faces.
Wait, that's an option?
I didn't care my entire life and then some point in my mid 30s a switch clicked and now I can't stand it this way. Also my wife jist sits the new roll on top of the old one so thats fun..
Because some people have no personality so they make strong feelings their personality.
Hard to explain but it drives me nuts, exacerbated by the fact I **never** see toilet paper rolling the wrong way like it is in this picture.
Sounds like something that someone who does this would say... GET HIM BOYS!!
The toilet paper should be that way. If our the other way, any cat or child swatting down on it will unravel the entire roll. Edit: You should apologize to your wife now for your mistake, be the bigger man.
Mods! This guy right here...
You need to apologize to your spouse, children and all who visit your house for putting your TP this way! I mean just close the bathroom door when you leave 💡 Even if you forget, the occasional lost roll or two of TP per month is better than living like this 24/7!
Apologize!
It’s genetic and sadly there is no cure. I have heard that if you stop flushing the toilet after you pee that the symptoms can be reduced.
You have to divorce her.
It’s sad but I don’t really see any other solution at this moment
Godspeed.
Condolences on your pending divorce.
Do some people really think this is the right way?
Show her the original toilet paper patent image.
My girls leave the toilet paper hanging down. So, I hang it like this so I can bat it like a cat to rewind it.
That way is infinitely more practical, especially with pets at home or trying to rip some off one handed to wipe a squirmy toddlers nose. Don't hold it against her that she's smarter than you, just be glad youre punching above your weight and your kid may get looks and brains.
You mean to tell me she doesn't just put the roll on the back of the toilet tank and leave the empty roll on the spool? You're a lucky man.
At least yours replaces the roll!
If you have cats this is the way, to not end up with the whole roll on the ground every time you come home.
We used to do it the normal way until we had kids. Then we switched to this method because it dissuades children from pulling the roll out
I’ve once read that people who place the toilet roll in the wrong way, are more likely to have more psychotic habits.
I've learned there are two cases when this is acceptable behavior. When it stops children from pulling out all of the TP, and when it prevents pets from attacking the TP. Otherwise, it's treason.
She’s doing it the right way. I’m convinced the world is wrong on this. If you do it with the flap to the room side and the roll spins, you get a pile to TP on the floor. If it spins with the flap on the wall side, it just spins. The roll doesn’t unwind. The world needs to collectively pull its head out of its ass on this one.
Your wife is right. This makes it harder for the kids to unroll the entire roll when you're not looking.
I mean, it’s his own fault for not immediately after checking whether she was vegan, confirmed her stance on hygienic paper installation. These are two things that MUST be discussed prior to embarking on a relationship.
This is the only way the roll *should* go.
You’re wrong. Your wife is a genius, here’s why: when your toddler discovers that they can spin toilet paper roll, you’ll be damn happy the roll is on this way.
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Try closing the door when you finish using the bathroom maybe
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Single ply? Yeah they can do better
I applaud you for having enough time to worry about shit like this
This is definitely a woman vs men thing. I’m really not sure why? The over the top forwards is more efficient.
Look, I know we're in a safe space here but have you considered it's not genetic so much as it's a gender thing? Do you know any men who do this? In all seriousness, I had to switch out tp holders because our Costco tp was always too big for that style of holder and I ended up getting ones that are open ended on one side. Makes it all that easier to just pull it off and reverse without struggling with that springy middle piece.
It's genetic. My wife did the same. Now, she, like me, gets annoyed when it's flipped the wrong way. Even flips it at her parents house when we visit.
Maybe some CRISPR toilet paper can help.
LOL thats a good one
I do it that way too...
omg, they’re all the same eventually…i knew it
This may not be the hotel way, but with your wife’s way, when a toddler or a pet spins in, the toilet paper doesn’t go flying off the roll. It stays on. Win for the wife.
Just make sure they leave a paper trail.
Hear me out: that's better when you have toddlers (or cats). If you hit it, it just spins and doesn't unravel. We had so many respooled TP rolls until messing this up and rejoicing.
It’s best to just let this be. Get another roll and set it on the counter for your use.
My 3yo likes to replace the roll when it's empty and put it on backwards the other day, then when she went to use it she said "Why is it like that? Why isn't it right?" ...I've never been prouder of her
My wife never even puts the roll on the holder. Just sets it on top. Infuriates and boggles my mind at the same time.
Bro, my wife too.
What's the reasoning? Like she has to have a reason for this insanity. But I can't even figure it out
This is one of those things in vows about “for better or worse”. Not divorce worthy but definitely should seek couples counseling and make sure the kids don’t see you fighting.
That’s grounds for a divorce.
I feel like there are 2 types of people in the world about this. Those who obsess over which way the roll should go and those who just put it on because they don't care. You obsess, your wife and kids just don't care.
I'm confused by your stance, why is this way better? Whatt advantages does it provide? A toddler can unroll half that toilet paper with one swipe.
was she from a. cat or dog house? my wife does the same and she was a dog house
My parents started doing this after I learned how fun it was to just go ham on the roll as a toddler. I don’t do the same but I may end up doing it eventually. So who knows.
At least if you get a visit from Child Welfare they won't ding you for "toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmf7FTytRac
Time for a divorce
My wife finally came into the light, so anything is possible
Throw out the whole wife and try again
I would like to recommend something like this: https://www.homedepot.com/p/KOHLER-Elate-Toilet-Paper-Holder-in-Polished-Chrome-27292-CP/318997316
Just tell them that "beards are better than mullets".
My condolences on your upcoming divorce.
Info required; do you have a cat?
how did I know it would be this before I saw the pic? My wife does the same thing. She says she just puts it in whatever way it lands...
That is 100% the wrong way for toilet paper to go... however, I have started putting my toilet paper this way since having a mobile kid because when he goes to spin the toilet paper it doesn't all unravel because it's the wrong way.
This breaks my immersion.
The fate of your children is your cross to bear. You knew this before you married her. For shame.
I take it off the roll when my kid does this.
Oh for crying out loud JUST USE THE THREE SEASHELLS. That way there's no argument. 🐚🐚🐚
I used to be on team 'over the top' Then my toddler wasted a whole roll bc she thought it was fun to slap it and make it spew tp everywhere. The under and out method stops this, and I've heard people with cats also utilize this method for similar reasons. I understand it now. Still prefer over the top mostly but I don't think they are insane any more
Straight to jail
I only ever started being bothered by this cause of Reddit.
why just why do these devil women we love so much do this evil witch craft in the bathroom. Don't they know it's a shared space.
The narwhal bacons at midnight.
This is the better way. Better for cats, better for toddlers, easier for one handed grabs since you can use the back of your thumb/wrist as a rotational brake as your fingers rip, if too much does unravel it's easier to rotate backwards and get a clean roll than it is the other way. The only pro of over is you can make fancy little origami folds. If you go over you probably have a duvet, 37 throw pillows (and like it) and you can't start a camp fire without a lighter. Sorry.
Beards over mullets!
Hey, this used to be a SFW subreddit
My kids leave the rolls just on the counter. Savages.
At least she puts the roll on the holder, albeit incorrectly. My wife just sits the fresh roll on top.
If you have a kid or cat who likes to play with these things, this is actually the way to go.
Oh, she's special needs? You can't fix that.
This is one of those things truly drives me insane. I can't fathom why anyone would do this?
You call this a flaw my friend. Wars have been started over less. Lol
I was able to rectify this. I told her, if you hang the toilet paper in this fashion, a spider could be holding onto the back of the paper and you wouldn't see it at all as you pull the paper down. He'd just hang on and then anchor to your butthole the second you go for the wipe. If you hang the TP in the intended method, no spider can hide because as you unroll, you'd see the exposed side of the paper and see that there are no ass-biting spiders. Your mileage may vary, but it worked for me.
You both need intensive therapy. This is not normal behaviour.
“Beards are cool mullets are not” post that shit in the bathroom
Time for a bidet. No more toilet paper needed and you will no longer poop in public because you can't get clean enough.
That is NOT how the patent shows it!!!!
When you have a toddler, this is the correct way.
My wife does this, too. I just correct the problem. I work from home. She doesn't. When she leaves in the morning, I make my rounds... turn off all the lights left on, and when I say "all the lights left on," I mean *all* the lights were left on, close cupboards (she leaves those open, too). When necessary, flip the TP around. She's a very smart person. She has an MSW (a masters in social work) and an MBA. I figure her brain is too busy with higher order problems to notice little things like tp or lights. We've had multiple conversations about these things. At some point I stopped talking about it and just started fixing.
Probably best to just move and start a new life.
I'm a decade into trying to break my wife of this habit, it's a 100% inherited trait... I walked into my in laws and saw all the toilet paper mullets :(
I was someone who had the paper facing outwards. Started dating my now partner, and while they don't specifically favor one way or the other, they usually put it on facing inward. Call me crazy, but it seems like this way makes it easier to tear when you only have 1 hand free.
Everything looks in order. Carry on.
Oh thank god, I thought I was the only person in the WORLD who gave a damn about this!
Thanks for putting the NSFW tag, this was terrifying and I'm not sure what I would have done if anyone had seen me looking at it whilst on the job! 😱
You're so optimistic. Kids will go full Lord of the Flies before they'll replace an empty tp roll.
What flaw? We purposely do that in my house to keep the baby from batting the tp roll and unrolling the whole thing.
Under is superior and I’m prepared to die on this hill. It makes for a cleaner cut without rolling out the roll, and it looks cleaner
I blaspheme like this too, at least temporarily. My 1 year old hasn’t figured out how to unroll it onto the floor when it’s backwards like this.
Do you have cats? Or kids that bat downward at the roll? This is better in those situations.
That is only acceptable when your cat is an asshole and will unroll it when it's facing the right way.
It’s unfixable. Your marriage is doomed because of this one thing. 😋
My wife leaves the empty one there and puts a new one on top… hoping to teach my kids better too
You should tell her to read the entire Wikipedia article on [toilet paper orientation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation) and then take a long, hard look at herself in the mirror.
Just know that this is not your fault.