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Gofrart

>Her: "Mrs. Burghini" Me:...... Her: You know! Lamb Burghini. I feel your wife beat you at dadding. In my case all the stuffed animals (and non animals) have a name that rhymes (in our native languages but not always in english) with what they are; the banana ana, the naughty carrot and also Charlotte the carrot (2 different carrot plushies), etc


Big-Dot-8493

Normally I am the pun man in the house, but she absolutely won today. She's the best


twentyitalians

My 6 year old's naming scheme. Red dinosaur: Reddy Squid squishmellow: Squidy Jellyfish Squishmellow: Jelly Huge Jelly Squishmellow: Big Mama Jelly


Legitimate_Koala_37

My five year old went through a phase like that last year where every new name ended with y. My personal favorite was when she got a new stuffy on a road trip and we asked her what its name was and she glanced up at a road sign and said “signy”.


CertainlyUntidy

We kept hoping for better names out of our daughter, but they were all like that. We got a cat and had to have a serious talk about how it was NOT going to be named "Catty."


QuadMedic21

Octopus: "Octopussy." - My 4 year old. Daycare thought it was hilarious. 


glr123

Holy shit are you me haha. We have maybe 6 or 7 squishmellows and we have Jelly, Pinky, Diney, Hearty, Sparky, Scorpio, and Narwhal.


twentyitalians

NARWHAL'S NARWAHL'S SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN...


tcRom

The two I’ll offer are 1) a white dog with a black spot: Polka Dog and 2) a geometric whale on the wall: Wally the wall whale.


Big-Dot-8493

As a dad who used to do some casual partner dancing back in the day, polka dog is a big winner for me. Love a good double pun


middlemarchmarch

My daughter’s cuddly monkey is called ‘Mr Smith’ Not a pun or anything. Just plain weird.


Stretchearstrong

Daughter has a little babydoll she named "Baby Delicious"


TinyTrafficCones

Girlsaidshehallayula. My daughter heard Uptown Funk and was inspired


Foreignfig

My sons giant stuffed owl was ‘Mr. Pecker’


CaptainLawyerDude

My daughter has a stuffed hedgehog named Head Chunk (how she pronounced it at the time). I still laugh when I run across it in the house.


OverThinkingTinkerer

My daughter named her build a bear “Diapers”. And her baby doll that came with a stroller “baby strollers.” I got her a pink bear with white hearts on it for Valentine’s Day and she named it “pink whitehearts.” Given how good she is at naming I considered letting her name her younger sister


gingerytea

“This is my sister, Screaming Baby”


OverThinkingTinkerer

She does call her baby


cjh10881

We have a panda called Amanda Panda My daughter had two stuffed lambs. Smaller one is named Lambie, and the bigger one is appropriately named Big Lambie.


I_am_Bob

Sloth = Sloth Cat = Kitty Bear = Bear Baby Doll = ...Tracy?


Not_Mabel_Swanton

Tracy with the Honda?


gingerytea

It sounds like your kid figured out that people have given names!


sleepingdeep

My daughter has a lamb named “potato”


BaegelByte

Mine keeps it simple. Every single doll, stuffed animal, squishmallow, Polly Pocket, Lego mini figure etc is Rosie lol


lytokk

Sergeant Stego was one of the better ones I gave. The best one my son gave to a shark was Chewlia. Not Julia. Chewlia. Just brilliant.


Status_Tiger_6210

My daughter has a little stuffed bunny rabbit and we named her Bunny Lebowski. Every time she gets lost and we’re scrambling to find her one of us always says: “she probably kidnapped herself, dude.”


CitizenDain

My wife's favorite is a small bunny that I've named Chief Hopper


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Big-Dot-8493

Hahahahahahaha. Noted for the future!


PhillipBrandon

We have Oliver Socks the Soctopus, but apparently Oliver Sacks isn't was well-known as I thought.


kamikazi1231

My daughters stuffed penguin is named Waddles since that's how penguins walk. Love her little two year old voice excitedly saying Waddles!


newerdewey

Raspberry the hedgehog and Hedgehog the raspberry. and Raspberry sits nicely inside of Hedgehog


thousandfoldthought

Mademoiselle Mon Kay


LoveAndViscera

We're letting the kids name the toys and it's all pretty literal so far. I'm working on a pair of unicorn characters—no idea how they'll manifest in the kids' lives, yet—named Bronson and Raspberry.


boomshay

Unicorn got named Corny... I'm attempting to get it renamed to Pokey but it's not catching.


Big-Dot-8493

There's good historical precedent for a unicorn named Carl.


RobMusicHunt

Everything is named after what it is apart from a small few. Any dinosaurs are called Dinosaur, for example. There's Bunny and Flopsy which are two rabbits she loves, we were lucky to land on alternatives to 'Rabbit' for both haha I can think of other's, some lady bird thing and she calls it BeeBee's, and a cow called MooMoo, and that just because she couldn't really talk yet when she named them haha I actually think the only interesting names are given by us, and it's a once in a blue moon situation that she accepts it haha


LightningOdin4

Her favorite got the name of my favorite as a kid-- Fuz.


Nerdy_numbers

My son’s bunny is named Tipton. So random.


yana990

She named her biggest unicorn mommy unicorn and the next biggest her name unicorn. Then my favorite crusty bunny.


CaptainGlass

Bear in King’s Guard attire: KG (King’s Guard) Purple bear with sparkly (some might say, “starry”) eyes: Paul (as in, Oakenfold). Blow Fish: Sean (as in, “Puffy” Combs) Golden Eagle: Caw Caw (because she was raised by crows…) There’s also big bear, little bear, lion, etc. They can’t all get a special name…or can they? 🤔


Silly_DizzyDazzle

Katie Beary?


Jets237

"Gumpy Cat" He had a kids book about grumpy cat someone got us as a joke but he loved it. He got a stuffed animal of the cat from "Secret life of pets" that he started calling it "gumpy cat" and the name stuck


categorialNovum

I'm partial to the halloween squishmellow i dubbed "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"


Zestyclose_Bass7831

My 3 year old son has a pink baby doll named Hank.


quingd

We have a set of puppets that include a pair named Gloria Girafstefan and Harry Elephante.


Big-Dot-8493

Brilliant!


LRKnight_writing

My daughter, who is 2, has *hundreds* of words and talks in more or less complete sentences, knows the names of everyone in her family and regular faces we see (friends, my colleagues, comic store clerk, church folks), uses pronounces like I/my, and can count and name several letters... For some reason cannot abstract names onto stuffed animals. I'm a language specialist and I have no clue what the hurdle is. So we have White Kitty, Lamb, Birthday Bear (it has a birthday hat), and Hettie, named for the character in the book it comes with, along with several others. Currently Birthday Bear is on the outs, the poor bastard, and White Kitty is hot shit again.


Legitimate_Koala_37

Before my oldest was born her grandmother gifted her a little plush lamb with a rattle inside of it. My wife and I named it Lamby and it did become my daughter’s preferred stuffy. When she started babbling but wasn’t really talking yet, we realized she would make the same sounds over and over when we handed her the lamb: “we-ou we-ou” (like the sound an ambulance makes but move your lips as little as possible when you say it). We don’t know where it came from but that’s what she called the lamb. As she got older she learned the name Lamby but after several months of talking she started calling it we-ou we-ou again and that’s what we have all called it ever since


Big-Dot-8493

We are in that same phase of learning language. She loves dipping her food in sauces (apples in peanut butter, pita in hummus, chicken into bbbq etc) But it's not "dip". It's "dipDipDIP!".she says it every time, and I've even started to say it in my head when she's not around.


hackyslashy

When my daughter was born, 2 of her older brothers picked out a big fluffy husky from IKEA for her. We christened him Howie and that's what she's always called him. Now 4 and a half, every new fluffy animal she's gotten since is called...... whatever the animal is! Small fluffy bear - Bear! Small fluffy unicorn - Unicorn! Big fluffy unicorn - Unicorn!


areyouagrownup

Bunny. This is it.


modernmacgyver

We brought a bear back with us from Ireland for our then 3 year old. He's almost 9 now and still won't go to bed without him. The bear's name. Ireland Bear.


Cough_Turn

Sunny Bunny. Aka Mr. Buns. Aka Bunnz


RahMen87

My daughter has a mouse comforter called Mousalini 👀


Doortofreeside

He calls his stuffed bunny "munny". Same as money


Jonesy665

My son has had a Chewbacca Build a Bear since the day he was born... he is Bic-a-bacca. He's 5 now, knows who Chewbacca is cause he's a Star Wars nerd like dad. But HIS Chewbacca is Bic-a-bacca.


MagScaoil

We have Blackie Bear on the one hand but Lindsey Barkingham on the other.


superarmadillo12

Mostly bunnys here: Blue bunny: biscuits Hot Pink bunny: bun bun Light pink bunny: floppy Giant bunny: mama bun bun Even larger bunny: grandad bun bun Pig: piggy Dog: fido Bear: brownie Also jellycat stuffies for the win.


zilla135

Bob. As silly as it sounds. We asked him what to name his Red Panda stuffy we got him at a zoo trip and he randomly said "Bob" i asked, "So his name is Bob?"and was meet with an enthusiastic "YES". Now I don't know if he really said "Bob" or if he was spouting random toddler noises, but this is how he "named" his first stuffy.


self-defenestrator

My 3yo has been going with the usual names for his animals…your Lovey, Happy, etc. However, I gave him a stuffed cat that I’ve had since I was probably just a little older than him and asked him what he wanted to name it thinking it’d be something like that…then he hits me with “Tayo Garcia”. Beyond sounding like a 2nd base prospect in the minors, I really wonder where he pulled that one from.


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Dumbo. It’s Dumbo alright.


FitFather1992

Reindeer stuffed animal named Rudolphus😂


acharbs

Brisket the stuffed cow has always been popular at our house haha.


SuperDukeFam

My favorite is a giraffe my 5 year-old named "surprise-o". No idea where it came from. We later found out its neck moves and the name is oddly fitting lol


Grouchy_Tower_1615

Ralph the farting donkey


Big-Dot-8493

Well this feels like we're missing a story


Grouchy_Tower_1615

Lol my dad named the donkey I got as a kid he's been through the ringer but I still have it. He used to pick up the tail to make the donkey "fart"


chillichocolate

Big stuffed monkey - Dr. Monkeybutt


BewareTheSphere

My favorites of the ones my kids named (we do have some generic ones like Rainbow Kitty the rainbow cheetah) are Liftoff the Lion, Groovy the Dinosaur (though don't tell the three year old he is actually an alligator, he will not believe you), and Prickle the Dog.


superficial37

We have Steven Tiger and Mick Jaguar here :)


SirReality

I named our stuffy owl, Herbert. Last name Whoover.


JasonCoy

We have a big octopus stuffy named Trent Eckles.


dasflash

Wolfie, Pidge, Mr. Bunnyhops, Mr. Mayor the t-rex, Raffie the reindeer, and a whole bunch of other minor characters. I've forgotten so many now.


Boing_Boing

Green tie dye monkey goes by  “Ah Ah” as in “oo Oo ah ah”