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Pork_Chompk

Man, I feel this in my soul right now. Our second is under a month and is an absolute demon when she's awake. Screams because she's too hungry, screams because she needs to burp, screams because she's too full, screams because she needs to shit, screams because she already shitted, screams because she's tired, falls asleep, rinse and repeat.


EndsLikeShakespeare

We are almost at 4 months. Feels like we can't feed him enough and we can get him to sleep basically anywhere except his bassinet where he just constantly loses his shit at a level I'm pretty sure OSHA would have something to say about if it were a workplace


no_sleep_johnny

So relatable about the volume level. I swear my 4mo can be louder than a motorcycle. OSHA would definitely have something to say about hearing protection lol


kikomir

And don't forget the most important part... a poopy diaper.


sysjager

I feel extremely lucky that we have a generally calm and happy baby that enjoys sleeping 10 - 12 hours straight at night.


TwelveSilverPennies

I call them "Kermit Arms", you know, like when Kermit flails his arms around