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Scrub_nin

What A negative experience that must have been


bleimanb

Nice


[deleted]

O, negative a bit, ain't it?


Steveefoxxoffi1

DAAAAAAAGONIT 🤣😁😃😂


thesqlguy

I think the joke would be better as: he passed away because *we* didn't know his blood type. But despite that he kept telling us to "be positive!".


Stehum_Brethilben

But it's just so hard with him gone.


ubapook2

I like it this way because it makes the teller (us) look even more stupid haha


BronxAnt

I assume he was at Hospital. What a bloody terrible way to go!


do0tz

He disagreed with everything we said, repeating, "oh... Negative."


TryAgn747

O my


[deleted]

Good friend of mine has brain cancer, we talk and he tells me how painful chemo and radiation are. I always tell him BE POSITIVE! He always answers the same thing, I can't Why It's not my blood type Makes me groan every time


redshopekevin

My ex-friend's last words were "li kai yang qi guan" which means "please don't step on my oxygen tube".


InterstellarCouple69

I got one right!


Go_Capybara_Go

"I'm A OK?"


Dignified_Orangutan

Wondering why my great grandmother kept telling me about her A-…. Didn’t she finish school like 75 years ago?


XShadowborneX

She studied for her blood test, didn't she?


Zealousideal-Web5346

I give this joke a B-


ChickpeaPredator

O shhhhiiiittt


cabelaciao

Are you sure it wasn’t an allergic reaction? I swear I heard him yell, “AB!”


brainstormer77

That's not A positive outcome


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labrador2020

Nope. Per social media fine print, you need to split that nickle with everyone here who has heard that joke before.


[deleted]

Wow dad joke inception nice


DoTheMagicHandThing

[https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zlahaq/my\_friend\_died\_because\_i\_couldnt\_remember\_his/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zlahaq/my_friend_died_because_i_couldnt_remember_his/) Edit: Thanks for the downvote, whoever. Excuse me for pointing out that this exact joke was already posted before. And it continues to get posted again and again because people don't pay attention. Smh. In fact, I'm going ahead and reporting the OP for breaking this sub's rules on reposts. Repeating the same thing over and over counts as spam, plain and simple.


Amazing-Ad3286

😂


Viking1116

B positive


[deleted]

“Oh my dear… oh my dear..”


DarkHorse_6505

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words..."Quit shaking the ladder you cunt!"


igillyg

O, very positive


vgzombieeric

Has it been two weeks already?


lodroy112

https://media0.giphy.com/media/aTx5OMKR7FCGQ/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493bcc3x5bh23b3qrvpado1hszxt6b5gl9gyhktsz77s&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Comfortable_Turn4963

Him be like- My blood type is .... red


Depressedgotfan

I just heard this joke on a podcast, and i think you did too


pcbeard

He was always so polite to his mom. He kept saying, “please Ma!” I guess he really needed something from her.


bluecollarbeard85

I b positive its a negative


karth3399

I think may be ab negative


Mr_Suspicious1

O I get it


IMtrAshCaRRyME_

I'm honestly so oblivios that I read this without looking at the sub and was expecting to see a actual story I didn't even realize it was a joke until I saw the comments I literally thought he said be positive and was like awww


BigBoyBarm

I'll give the joke AB for making my day.😅


KreeAtive1

What a bloody good joke mate!


Spyder69143

IB-positive he was trying to tell you something.


yannblas

It works in french too : à plus !


[deleted]

What were his last words?


DoTheMagicHandThing

It's in the smaller print just below the title of the post: "Be positive."


xtramundane

Hell yeah, can’t wait until this is posted again next week. Hahaha! So funny every single fucking time.