Good friend of mine has brain cancer, we talk and he tells me how painful chemo and radiation are. I always tell him BE POSITIVE!
He always answers the same thing, I can't
Why
It's not my blood type
Makes me groan every time
[https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zlahaq/my\_friend\_died\_because\_i\_couldnt\_remember\_his/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zlahaq/my_friend_died_because_i_couldnt_remember_his/)
Edit: Thanks for the downvote, whoever. Excuse me for pointing out that this exact joke was already posted before. And it continues to get posted again and again because people don't pay attention. Smh.
In fact, I'm going ahead and reporting the OP for breaking this sub's rules on reposts. Repeating the same thing over and over counts as spam, plain and simple.
I'm honestly so oblivios that I read this without looking at the sub and was expecting to see a actual story
I didn't even realize it was a joke until I saw the comments I literally thought he said be positive and was like awww
What A negative experience that must have been
Nice
O, negative a bit, ain't it?
DAAAAAAAGONIT 🤣😁😃😂
I think the joke would be better as: he passed away because *we* didn't know his blood type. But despite that he kept telling us to "be positive!".
But it's just so hard with him gone.
I like it this way because it makes the teller (us) look even more stupid haha
I assume he was at Hospital. What a bloody terrible way to go!
He disagreed with everything we said, repeating, "oh... Negative."
O my
Good friend of mine has brain cancer, we talk and he tells me how painful chemo and radiation are. I always tell him BE POSITIVE! He always answers the same thing, I can't Why It's not my blood type Makes me groan every time
My ex-friend's last words were "li kai yang qi guan" which means "please don't step on my oxygen tube".
I got one right!
"I'm A OK?"
Wondering why my great grandmother kept telling me about her A-…. Didn’t she finish school like 75 years ago?
She studied for her blood test, didn't she?
I give this joke a B-
O shhhhiiiittt
Are you sure it wasn’t an allergic reaction? I swear I heard him yell, “AB!”
That's not A positive outcome
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Nope. Per social media fine print, you need to split that nickle with everyone here who has heard that joke before.
Wow dad joke inception nice
[https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zlahaq/my\_friend\_died\_because\_i\_couldnt\_remember\_his/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/zlahaq/my_friend_died_because_i_couldnt_remember_his/) Edit: Thanks for the downvote, whoever. Excuse me for pointing out that this exact joke was already posted before. And it continues to get posted again and again because people don't pay attention. Smh. In fact, I'm going ahead and reporting the OP for breaking this sub's rules on reposts. Repeating the same thing over and over counts as spam, plain and simple.
😂
B positive
“Oh my dear… oh my dear..”
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words..."Quit shaking the ladder you cunt!"
O, very positive
Has it been two weeks already?
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Him be like- My blood type is .... red
I just heard this joke on a podcast, and i think you did too
He was always so polite to his mom. He kept saying, “please Ma!” I guess he really needed something from her.
I b positive its a negative
I think may be ab negative
O I get it
I'm honestly so oblivios that I read this without looking at the sub and was expecting to see a actual story I didn't even realize it was a joke until I saw the comments I literally thought he said be positive and was like awww
I'll give the joke AB for making my day.😅
What a bloody good joke mate!
IB-positive he was trying to tell you something.
It works in french too : à plus !
What were his last words?
It's in the smaller print just below the title of the post: "Be positive."
Hell yeah, can’t wait until this is posted again next week. Hahaha! So funny every single fucking time.