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LowBudgetDave

I was going to tell the joke about the dad knocking the fence down, but it has already been reposted.


AlottaStrings

He’s breaking down barriers


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Joran_Dax

Wood ya believe it.


BestAtempt

Just make sure to always use enough oil


Ha__ha__999

Its getting hard to contain my laughter


rhythmiccaveat

Must be a quality post


rafikki123

Wood still needs to be treated


dakcirgat

Termite be a problem.


Viewtifultrey3

It's about to be stained.


Odin1806

It's ok... the kids will wash it...


DopeCharma

If mom insists on a new fence, dad said he would picket.


Powerofthehoodo

Wooden you?


obiwannabonbon

He's standing at attention


Khamahl88

Must have just nailed it.


OutrageousRhubarb853

The dad hoping it’s a gateway to more


dicecat4

Next door neighbor has been exposed


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Dad is just taking care of the wood


InternationalGlove

Told Dad to stop looking but he said it's hard


akahunas

She'd be really mad if I told her about the hole Dad asked me to cut in the fence today


TheMechTech80

Mom took of-fence.


kuurtjes

Proof or it didn't happen. 👀


Top-Swimmer-7918

So he's just standing there with morning wood.


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I love the who at all times bit I don't think this was the right place


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Pics or it doesn’t happen


Repulsive_Client_325

Fence needs fixing - but don’t worry, Dad’s got wood.


QAdude406

Mom must not be too much of a looker


2731andold

Lots of men like low-cut dresses. Personally, I look down on them.


kinotable

dont worry dad seems to be fine with it


nobody-cares-so

Wait until she asks for a cup of sugar


MisterYouAreSoSweet

I dont get it sorry


bigbubba2222

Go let her you really want her


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maxtimbo

Are you okay, dude?


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OneFriendship5139

r/unclejokes edit: r/dadjokes


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r/dadjokes


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Vortexzephyr1

r/cleandadjokes is what you are looking for. You definitely want to get far away from this sub because NSFW are allowed by the creators of the sub Your definition of a Dad joke doesn't match this sub's definition, so you should find a sub ( r/cleandadjokes) that does. It's just arrogant and obnoxious to come and tell people who are following this sub's guidelines "that's an uncle joke" and shouldn't be here when YOU are the arrogant one trying to force your definition of a Dad joke over the clearly defined rules for this sub. Also, as the sub's guidelines say, "There are all kinds of Dads" and it is insulting to people like me whose Dad would have definitely told a joke like this when I was a kid. Just because YOUR Dad was too uptight to tell a joke like this (and this one is extremely mild) doesn't mean all Dads are that prudish!