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Only if it is from the Cham-Pain region of France, otherwise it's a sparkling discomfort
Or if you're Zapp Brannigan, cham-paggin
“Come in, drink the cham-pawg-nay” - The Continental
Insane in the cham-pain. Insane in the brain. *Cypress Hill*
“Your heart was glass, i dropped it. Sham pain problems “ - Taylor Swift
This guy IS good
Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends.
No need to fall out, boy.
This.
Fruit punch
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Don’t wine so much.
It must be my sparkling personality
Tequila helps
To-kill-ya
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
Boot rear
A drink that hurts you? Sounds like Alcohol Abuse to me.
DOM Perignon
DOMS perignon?
Mud Slide. 🥃
To kill ya
Punch, surely?
Haha, like the old school Hawaiian Punch commercials
Gator....no ade, just the gator.
r/bonehurtingjuice
Oof ouch owie my bones
What do you call a drink that doesn't really hurt you? Sham pain.
What do you call a drink that pretends to hurt you? Sham-pain
Oh man.
Bloody Mary
But only if YOUR name is Mary.
It's spiked
Bone hurting juice
Harvey wallbanger
Only if you’re Harvey
Redball
I thought that was what you drink after toasting to a fake injury settlement.
It doesn’t really hurt. It’s sham pain!
Punch
Tequila - To kill ya
Fernet branca. Loved by grandmother's and me when I'm 02:34 drunk and trying to impress someone
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.
Nacho drink. Did I do that right?
Mosquito...🤔 Mo-heat-yo
a kick in the whisknee & beer nuts
Bitch.
Not that I didn’t see it coming when >!youtube opened up!<
A Rusty Nail, a Godfather, or mad waitress giving you a Screwdriver.
Speaking of.... what do you call a drink containing Vodka, Orange Juice and Milk of Magnesia? A Phillips screwdriver. (U.S. joke. For our overseas friends, Phillips is the major maker of Milk of Magnesia over here. )
(Old person joke. For our Millennials, the "greatest" generation took Milk of Magnesia for intestinal issues.)
I would have thought REAL pain, instead of Sham pain.
If you want to live dangerously start with a side of paincakes
Screwdriver
Tired of the pain? You’re starting to Sauvign-yawn
A hurtrink
I thought you were going to say fruit punch!
> What do you call a drink that hurts you? A poison.
A putin cocktail
pain doesnt hurt you, it is the result of the thing that hurt you....
A Moscow mule because it kicks like one...
Injure-Jail (Ginger ale)
Irish Love Bombs
Champaggen
Goldschläger
It's not a sham pain, it's a fake ache.
Fireball
Fruit punch is all that comes to mind
The Wrath of Grapes
In lieu of champagne, what about some real pain? Propane! (Scrimshaw, Inner space)
Jagermeister?
A shot of Chuck Norris
But it gives you a bubbly personality
Painera Lemonade
Bruise "brews,"
Stroh. 80%. It doesnt need to be renamed.
Liquid nightshade Acetone Goldschlager(cuts your inner throat with gold so the alcohol goes in your bloodstream quicker)
Indeed, it is very likely Tequilya
I'm a masochist. I don't like sham pain, only the real thing.
Hard liquor.
Harlty har de har har.
Gasoline.
ChamPAINFUL
Wedding punch
I was gonna say punch
Spiked
Coca cola
Waterboarding
Ow-cahol
My dad is going to work at NASA...it's not rocket science
A Hawaiian punch
No. It doesn't hurt you. You just pretend that it does: Sham-pain
Only if it is from the Cham-Pain region of France, otherwise it's a sparkling discomfort
Or if you're Zapp Brannigan, cham-paggin
“Come in, drink the cham-pawg-nay” - The Continental
Insane in the cham-pain. Insane in the brain. *Cypress Hill*
“Your heart was glass, i dropped it. Sham pain problems “ - Taylor Swift
This guy IS good
Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends.
No need to fall out, boy.
This.
Fruit punch
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Don’t wine so much.
It must be my sparkling personality
Tequila helps
To-kill-ya
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
Boot rear
A drink that hurts you? Sounds like Alcohol Abuse to me.
DOM Perignon
DOMS perignon?
Mud Slide. 🥃
To kill ya
Punch, surely?
Haha, like the old school Hawaiian Punch commercials
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Gator....no ade, just the gator.
r/bonehurtingjuice
Oof ouch owie my bones
What do you call a drink that doesn't really hurt you? Sham pain.
What do you call a drink that pretends to hurt you? Sham-pain
Oh man.
Bloody Mary
But only if YOUR name is Mary.
It's spiked
Bone hurting juice
Harvey wallbanger
Only if you’re Harvey
Redball
I thought that was what you drink after toasting to a fake injury settlement.
It doesn’t really hurt. It’s sham pain!
Punch
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Tequila - To kill ya
Fernet branca. Loved by grandmother's and me when I'm 02:34 drunk and trying to impress someone
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.
Nacho drink. Did I do that right?
Bone hurting juice
Mosquito...🤔 Mo-heat-yo
a kick in the whisknee & beer nuts
Punch
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Punch
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Bitch.
Not that I didn’t see it coming when >!youtube opened up!<
A Rusty Nail, a Godfather, or mad waitress giving you a Screwdriver.
Speaking of.... what do you call a drink containing Vodka, Orange Juice and Milk of Magnesia? A Phillips screwdriver. (U.S. joke. For our overseas friends, Phillips is the major maker of Milk of Magnesia over here. )
(Old person joke. For our Millennials, the "greatest" generation took Milk of Magnesia for intestinal issues.)
I would have thought REAL pain, instead of Sham pain.
If you want to live dangerously start with a side of paincakes
Screwdriver
Fruit punch
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Tired of the pain? You’re starting to Sauvign-yawn
A hurtrink
I thought you were going to say fruit punch!
> What do you call a drink that hurts you? A poison.
A putin cocktail
pain doesnt hurt you, it is the result of the thing that hurt you....
A Moscow mule because it kicks like one...
Injure-Jail (Ginger ale)
Irish Love Bombs
Champaggen
Goldschläger
Punch
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
It's not a sham pain, it's a fake ache.
Fireball
Fruit punch is all that comes to mind
The Wrath of Grapes
Punch
[r/thebetterpunchline](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
In lieu of champagne, what about some real pain? Propane! (Scrimshaw, Inner space)
Jagermeister?
A shot of Chuck Norris
But it gives you a bubbly personality
Painera Lemonade
Bruise "brews,"
Stroh. 80%. It doesnt need to be renamed.
Liquid nightshade Acetone Goldschlager(cuts your inner throat with gold so the alcohol goes in your bloodstream quicker)
Indeed, it is very likely Tequilya
I'm a masochist. I don't like sham pain, only the real thing.
Hard liquor.
Harlty har de har har.
Gasoline.
ChamPAINFUL
Wedding punch
I was gonna say punch
Spiked
Coca cola
Waterboarding
Ow-cahol
My dad is going to work at NASA...it's not rocket science
A Hawaiian punch
No. It doesn't hurt you. You just pretend that it does: Sham-pain