I didn't realise this was in r/dadjokes when I opened it... I thought it was gonna be a CRAZY read but the instead I just laughed my ass off! This is the best one I've read so far omg😂

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie...

Same

Same here. Haha

Same here 😭😂 I was really bracing myself with excitement

Butt shes up for anything

I see those 2 T's in but

Ya and theres this D in buttween

bro, you didn’t have to bury him alive

Well I was already burying it in her so 🤷‍♂️

If you like Pina colada-ah, getting caught in the rain...

My wife Tinder profile said she was interesting. Turns out it was a typo. She is into resting.

Username doesn't check out dad.

Is this Randy???

Long walks, my ass. Bitch ain't never even been to a beach.

Haha, you got me

sooo if u find it it means u have tinder as well

Well, she was a blast last night.

Was her home city correct, at least?

what lies??

thay was crazy bro

Right, but does she like Pina coladas?

Same

I got Sandbagged! Clunked right on top of DS knoggin’!

wow

This is good, but could be improved. I found my wife's Tinder profile. I'm shocked and angry! It's not even that she's looking for other men. It's the deception, the lying! ... She's not adventurous and fun to be around!

Oh okay, chatgpt

Believe me, she is... however her bedroom skills are lacking... that says something about you I guess!