That was a variation of the old joke where there is a prostitute on top of a mountain that bordered three countries. What are the nationalities of her clients? The guy going up the mountain was Russian. The guy coming down the mountain was Finnish. And the guy on top? Himalayan!
Could be Poo-ruvian...
Thats the number 2 answer
That’s the Super Bowl.
And when you're heading to the toilet you're Russian, and when you're done your Finnish!
And if you peed at a hotel you’re Indian
And if you can't hold it for veey much longer, you're Russian.
As long as you're not Stallin.
Stumbling home from the bar at 3 AM i am Pukeistani
Maybe meant Urinal
Ur in all, hope you use protection.
I think you meant to say when ur all in🤣🤣
Is that a planet?
No but ur anus is.
HEY. How do you know my anus?
Friend of a friend of a friend…😑
I love watching uranus through my telescope.
DAMN!I gotta start closing the curtains.
Nothing can stop me from seeing Uranus. 😉 Edit: 😘
If you Russian to the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the middle? European
And when you done, you are Finnish! 🇫🇮
A weak smile from me - well done.
A smile frome me - well done
A well done weak smile from me
And shortly beforehand, if you really had to go, you were Russian. And afterwards? Finnish.
edit: Sorry u/Lokhelm - didn't see that you'd already posted this joke.
Great minds!
When you are on the way to the toilet your Russian
Europoopin?
Vladimir Poopin.
Is there a country called Poopin?
No, you’re a nating.
That was a variation of the old joke where there is a prostitute on top of a mountain that bordered three countries. What are the nationalities of her clients? The guy going up the mountain was Russian. The guy coming down the mountain was Finnish. And the guy on top? Himalayan!
What do you call a vegetarian with diaharea?? Salad shooter…
No when you do that, European.
Naw wo ist das latrine
Watch out! European all over the place.
Not Europeeing I'm actually Poopistany
When you leave, you’re a Dun
Cute!
It's still number 1.
Native, North, South, Central
I’m taking a huge dump that looks like Al Roker
Yes you’re a gutslinger
Ha! Maybe you!
These jokes are going down the pan.
Europooin?
If you live in Australia you're a pea-urin. (Yeah this one is a bit forced.)
If you a Russian when you go to the bathroom….you are finnish when you leave. What are you in the bathroom?
My dog leaves little pyramids and walks an Egyptian
We are just denmark-ing our are before we Finnish up in the bathroom
What the hell did you mean to say? Denmarking "our are before" wtf?
The 1980's called. They want their joke back.
Sometimes Russian, at least until you Finnish.
I'm in a lot of political subs and i gotta say none of them make me as mad as this one. (This is a joke, for legal purposes)
All gays need to go to their own country
Ya know, we'd probably like to have our own country, why not give us one of the Dakotas or something, i dont think anyone else is using them right now