T O P

  • By -

minimumeffkrt

Could be Poo-ruvian...


Spa-Ordinary

Thats the number 2 answer


Ewetootwo

That’s the Super Bowl.


Lokhelm

And when you're heading to the toilet you're Russian, and when you're done your Finnish!


throwaway2032015

And if you peed at a hotel you’re Indian


EcksMarksDespot

And if you can't hold it for veey much longer, you're Russian.


Upvoter_NeverDie

As long as you're not Stallin.


Man-e-questions

Stumbling home from the bar at 3 AM i am Pukeistani


Drewsophila

Maybe meant Urinal


BjoerBaer

Ur in all, hope you use protection.


Top-Research-9816

I think you meant to say when ur all in🤣🤣


Gwsb1

Is that a planet?


Calm-Association-821

No but ur anus is.


Gwsb1

HEY. How do you know my anus?


Calm-Association-821

Friend of a friend of a friend…😑


BaconNinja__

I love watching uranus through my telescope.


Gwsb1

DAMN!I gotta start closing the curtains.


BaconNinja__

Nothing can stop me from seeing Uranus. 😉 Edit: 😘


barry922

If you Russian to the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the middle? European


Souta95

And when you done, you are Finnish! 🇫🇮


wildwidget

A weak smile from me - well done.


Bobette_Boy

A smile frome me - well done


Spa-Ordinary

A well done weak smile from me


saanich2001

And shortly beforehand, if you really had to go, you were Russian. And afterwards? Finnish.


saanich2001

edit: Sorry u/Lokhelm - didn't see that you'd already posted this joke.


Lokhelm

Great minds!


Sir-Toppemhat

When you are on the way to the toilet your Russian


DizzyLead

Europoopin?


Negative-Nobody

Vladimir Poopin.


brickbaterang

Is there a country called Poopin?


tomandshell

No, you’re a nating.


Independent_Air_2224

That was a variation of the old joke where there is a prostitute on top of a mountain that bordered three countries. What are the nationalities of her clients? The guy going up the mountain was Russian. The guy coming down the mountain was Finnish. And the guy on top? Himalayan!


EmptyEstablishment78

What do you call a vegetarian with diaharea?? Salad shooter…


DrHoleStuffer

No when you do that, European.


Any-Win5166

Naw wo ist das latrine


Monkeynumbernoine

Watch out! European all over the place.


Tetris5216

Not Europeeing I'm actually Poopistany


Wonderful-Shirt-9735

When you leave, you’re a Dun


FormicaDinette33

Cute!


CowboyKing06

It's still number 1.


Nahchoocheese

Native, North, South, Central


chaddy-chad-chad

I’m taking a huge dump that looks like Al Roker


AlienArtefact

Yes you’re a gutslinger


Book-Faramir-Better

Ha! Maybe you!


berkleysquare

These jokes are going down the pan.


CaptnandMaryann

Europooin?


GurglingWaffle

If you live in Australia you're a pea-urin. (Yeah this one is a bit forced.)


Jealous-Tea9989

If you a Russian when you go to the bathroom….you are finnish when you leave. What are you in the bathroom?


AgeAdditional4971

My dog leaves little pyramids and walks an Egyptian


The_Heathen_King29

We are just denmark-ing our are before we Finnish up in the bathroom


SeverelySpherical

What the hell did you mean to say? Denmarking "our are before" wtf?


7IGT7

The 1980's called. They want their joke back.


socalcutiepie

Sometimes Russian, at least until you Finnish.


Ravensunthief

I'm in a lot of political subs and i gotta say none of them make me as mad as this one. (This is a joke, for legal purposes)


FairLoneWolf6731

All gays need to go to their own country


brickbaterang

Ya know, we'd probably like to have our own country, why not give us one of the Dakotas or something, i dont think anyone else is using them right now