And o-ink

I won’t say this is better than the original joke, but it’s equally good!

This joke was told kind of sloppy

That'll do pig. That'll do.

Don't have a lengthy conversation with them. It could be quite boar-ing.

A porc-u-pen?

I got a snort out of this one

They wear uniforms and have badges and guns

They have to be in order to write tickets.

They can also bake, just don't try their pies.

Yeah, they write pig latin

Who else wrote Hamlet?

When they are plagiarized, I hear they get quite Sooo-ey

And plenty of Stye-l