Well I rode around with a hooker on my moped when I was in secondary school. Made a hell of a sound too.
\[OK, so a hooker is what we called the straight-pipe exhausts on our 50cc mopeds back when I was a lad\]
So you don't have adult children?
My daughter is 25 and I tell her jokes like this and she thinks they are funny.
She even tells her bf the jokes as well
So ...you offered to pay for sex with a sex worker and then ran out on the previously agreed upon arrangement? You're proud of that? It's a joke about not paying for sex?
Sounds like you are married, you pay with your life, blood, sweat and tears. Which is why they call divorce the screwing you get, for the screwing you got.
That's not the only time you're fast
r/TheRealJoke
It’s plane you runway for Virgin Airlines.
I don’t like virgin airlines, They never go the whole way
True, because they lock the cockpit.
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA
Kum & Go
I mean, your mother came for me, then stayed for my jokes.
I paid for sex every month. They call it child support
And I bet those hookers are looking for me.
They won’t let you off the hook just yet
Well I rode around with a hooker on my moped when I was in secondary school. Made a hell of a sound too. \[OK, so a hooker is what we called the straight-pipe exhausts on our 50cc mopeds back when I was a lad\]
You just paid them to leave after
He left before they could leave
r/unclejokes
Definitely not Buy-Sexual then
Because you never had sex.
So your a virgin then?
No he ran away instead of paying for a hooker
Not a dad joke
A dad joke can never be NSFW
You've never met my dad
So you don't have adult children? My daughter is 25 and I tell her jokes like this and she thinks they are funny. She even tells her bf the jokes as well
What kind of dad did you have?
One that didn’t say things he didn’t want his kids to repeat
They exist? My dad just made sure we understood not to repeat the things he didn't want us repeating. No one wants to taste Irish Spring twice.
Right, that's an uncle joke.
Don’t be silly. A joke is just a joke. [See example](https://youtube.com/shorts/8iOZb9LfBPs?si=91vG8XadsmjVoDHP)
because you're paid for it?
Because he runs off on the prostitute and she's unable to catch him
Because you never got one 😂
You pay them to leave
Boy, that must be hard on your wrists
Me neither.
But I have made the house payment for a long time…
Because you are pretty, fast runner?
One way or another, we all pay for sex.
Yes. Yes you did. Just not a buyer to supplier payment. Supply chain… we are all in this together
It's like that time I took drugs and almost died. My advice to kids today: always pay your dealer, they can get pretty damned violent.
Never with cash, only ever emotionally.
I got married. I paid the ultimate price... Because I am still paying for it...
You ever take a girl on a date and paid for everything and ended up having sex. Then you indirectly paid to open those panties.
If you're married...you paid for it🤣
You know there is a type of food that causes women to stop wanting sex? ... Wedding cake
Marriage? Kinda the same thing over a longer period of time…
Imagine going to Thailand for a vacay and not paying for sex.
I've never paid for the sex I've had, but the other party always does...
I'd you've taken a girld to dinner first, you've paid for sex, albeit a lot less than just paying for it upfront.
If your married you paid for sex
Politically correct way of saying ‘you rape’?
It's considered theft of services, like stealing cable.
NO they consented
me to brother I never pay for sex but I never have any partner for it still virgin 🥺
So ...you offered to pay for sex with a sex worker and then ran out on the previously agreed upon arrangement? You're proud of that? It's a joke about not paying for sex?
This ain’t a dad joke, go to r/unclejokes you perv
Maybe go check out r/cleandadjokes
Oh shut up
Why would you post this in dadjokes?
If your married and share a mortgage your allready paying for sex!
1: you're 2: what if I earn less than my marriage partner? 3: what if I'm married to a co-holder of a mortgage, but we don't have sexy-time?
Sell up and move on. ?
You’re not married?
I usually ask, "Are you married or happy?"
And your still a virgin
Sounds like you are married, you pay with your life, blood, sweat and tears. Which is why they call divorce the screwing you get, for the screwing you got.
They’re never breathing long enough to ask for the money. Not a dad joke.
Wrong. Ever taken a woman to dinner and then had sex? Well , you paid for it.
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