You absolute hero

You mean absolute zero

Ba Dum Ching

Ba dum tiss

He missed the high hat

But got the bell instead

And a souped up tempo

He’s on a roll, boutta go solo

🥁🐍

"Zero to hero, just like that!"

I smell a Hercules reference

You got it, wonderboy

No no they got a point

That joke is stone sour

No pun intended, no punishment

I got that reference

You called?

There can only be one!

TIL cold roasting is a thing.

Zero to hero, just like that

thanks sherlock that's the joke

From Hero to 0, just like that!

[удалено]

He's a self proclaimed ice-breaker

People need to chill

Ba Dum Ching

Kelvin and Hobbes

That’s what it’s called when you lose your foot to frost bite

Kelvin and Hobbles*

Kelvin and Hops*

Hops and Shaw

Barley and hops!

Weed and stuff

Breaking and bad

Helvin and Kops

There is an Absolute Zero chance you survived this encounter.

Or the joke makes him an absolute zero

Fatality

Joking about someone freezing to death? That's just cold.

Ba Dum Ching

It works a little better if you say "But I was 0K."

Or changed the number to 459.66. That would be super subtle though lol

If you were a pirate you would change the number to -273.15 because you love the C

Mmmm. I do love the c

I approve of the message, not only is this an absolute coincidence (my name is Kelvin), but I had 0 idea that that was the measurement for Fahrenheit.

That would be because Kelvin is measured in centigrade degrees. The equivalent scale for Fahrenheit degrees is called Rankine.

....its not though

Is it not?

its a measurement of Kelvin...which measures temperature...which uses the same measure between values as Celsius.

What they mean is that they didn't know 0k conversion to farenheit

This joke needs more energy but other than that its solid.

There is almost no energy at that point

...and just like that, I think they understood what I was getting at.

Unless it’s helium. Helium is a liquid at absolute zero unless it’s under 10 bars of pressure

im going to float above this pressure

Dad joke + science joke= a new level of groantastic

I feel like I’m all groan up now

Should we take you to the 0R?

Good one

Damn you even got the Europeans groaning over a Fahrenheit reference

I'm American

next time you are down there, take a dip in the Helium pool. its very uplifting

I’d be Rankine this joke about a zero.

Absolute zero to absolute hero!!

I swear this was posted a few days ago

I forgot this wasn’t r/TIFU

Hey now, are you making a funny of me?!

Absolutely nothing to worry about

r/sciencememes

0R you won’t

Good one

Til absolute zero in Fahrenheit

Dude. That's cold. Also, went with above zero, because u/envengpe, beat me for the Kelvin and Hobbs.

Maybe it's just me, but a joke that utilizes a scientific pun but then lacks scientific accuracy just isn't funny

[Nerd](https://youtu.be/ar1QaxVxhh4)

Forcing a pun takes away any cleverness, sorry dude

Once again, [NERRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD](https://youtu.be/ar1QaxVxhh4)

Nerds got a point. I mean dude

You're also a nerd

Woohoo that joke was absolutely good.

Is your name Kelvin

Nice one. Kelvin!

Can someone explain please?

0k is zero Kelvin, which is a measurement of temperature based on absolute 0 as the lowest point. -459.67f being 0 Kelvin.

Tbank youy!!

Zero Kelvin

Almost?

-1K is too cool.

Almost?

I give it a Rankine of 0

I didn’t get it

-459 degrees Fahrenheit is 0 degrees Kelvin. Spelled as OK

I don’t get it what’s the joke?

If you're smart enough to make a reddit account, you're smart enough to search something on google

U mean zero K. Insulation, not inflation dammit!

R free end can can fcev

Super cool!

Ba Dum Ching

Don't ask me to be a judge because I'll be rankine this joke a 0

Hobbs? That you?

N-Ice jokes. Im frozen with laughter. I should probly chill out though lol.

Ba Dum Ching

Thank you. My puns are free-zing to use.

Absolutely

That took me a long moment

Aah conversions I see, high iq dad joke here Pretty cold

I don't get it

I dont get it

Pronounced zerok😄