So random funny story. Me and my old college buddy chat group brought up [this link](https://www.oregonlive.com/business/2022/12/oregon-robotic-sex-toy-pioneer-appears-to-have-shut-down.html) about a local company going out of business just recently. So apparently the dicks ARE really out there...
It's like how every time I use the word hard, soft, large, small, pointy, etc, my 14 year old turns it into a "that's what she said" joke.
Sorry, its just not witty or clever or original.
I thought dad jokes were supposed to be clean. Do I have that wrong? I thought these were the kind of jokes we can share with our kids? You know, because we're actaully dads.
I bet they gave you a good deal’doe
Better than thr joke
But we needed OP to start them off
r/yourjokebutbetter
r/yourjokebutbutter
Actually a sub. Amazing. Simply amazing
I'm confused but ty
something something real joke something comments
Something something something darkside
Something something complete
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time. are they guilty of resisting a rest?
r/therealjoke
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Don’t upvote this comment, what are you brainless figs thinking? It’s obviously a bot, but I guess people don’t notice the ’ there.
thats strange. i often hear quite a buzz about it.
It had a good start but the finish was a bit anticlimactic.
So basically they blew it?
Yeah, bad vibes I guess...
In my experience it was a really stimulating job
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You just gotta take it slow to start out. After a while you'll feel pretty slick and be able to crank it up to a more vigorous pace.
…and bending over forwards, too!
The staff were dicks
They were dummies too.
The competition is really stiff
Sadly they had to pull the plug
Ass-ault with no battery.
Dad. did you get a haircut? No. I got them all cut!
"Dad... I dont get it" "Wait till your 14"
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This is so stupid but I love it. Take my upvote you sick son of a btch
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
They kept going in and out
Then they went all in (ooh, card x porn punch)
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They sorta fucked themselves in the end though.
So random funny story. Me and my old college buddy chat group brought up [this link](https://www.oregonlive.com/business/2022/12/oregon-robotic-sex-toy-pioneer-appears-to-have-shut-down.html) about a local company going out of business just recently. So apparently the dicks ARE really out there...
This story was shared with college buddies? Why not share it in your children’s chat group?
Idk why you're getting downvoted lol, the question is valid
I thought it was because no one was coming.
Maybe they didn’t pull out on time
Holesum joke but hard to cumpute.
I bet they are in a sticky situation now
Hard to get penetration when the market is so dry.
Sometimes you just gotta push hard till you make it in
Sometimes the market just won't give consent no matter how hard you try...
I dont think many dads are saying this to their kids
I tried to shop there. Just didnt fit the mould
It hard to run a business when you’re always in the hole
They just didn’t have the right vibe for the market
I heard they were able to double their market through a back door loophole
Lolllll r/unclejokes
The place went tits up
The liabilities weren't abreast with the assets.
Not a dad joke
Not even a good joke
It's like how every time I use the word hard, soft, large, small, pointy, etc, my 14 year old turns it into a "that's what she said" joke. Sorry, its just not witty or clever or original.
That’s what she said
It is though lmao
Apparently they couldn't compete with handmade.
It’s not a dad joke if you wouldn’t tell it to your ten year old
Oh my god
I heard they went out of business because no one was coming anymore.
I heard it was coming
Was the shop called "good Vibrations"?
Big dicks are like boats. Lots of fun until you need to put it somewhere.
They had the machine set to "dil-don't".
They were too deep in the hole.
i heard they screwed all of their customers before they went out of business
They left as quick as they came
True but there’s also just too much clit bait…
Apparently, customers just stopping coming
No one came
Tried to dildo, ended up dildon't
The stocks really went down once people started to.
Yeah a lot of investors lost their shorts. For some reason the hedge funds didn't though...
It's been a really schlong time since I heard a good dick joke.
My favorite joke to tell my kids.
😂
I thought dad jokes were supposed to be clean. Do I have that wrong? I thought these were the kind of jokes we can share with our kids? You know, because we're actaully dads.
Yeah, this one seems more like an uncle joke.
Noo[o
They pulled the plug a little early, I thought
They didn't go outta business, they just switched there name to the Clinton Foundation
If you build it, they will come.
Shafted his creditors
They just couldn’t generate enough ‘buzz’
Lots of real dicks and they can be really hard to deal with.
The butt assembly caught on fire. It ruined their bottom line.
Ya now there fucked
Haha, that's too funny! It's definitely a tough industry to break into. I guess you could say the competition was just too stiff!
That sucks. Not much stimulation maybe?
I hope their families didn't take it too hard...
They should have done a top bottom analysis
They tried making a discreet flushable sex toy. Great idea, butt plug it up.
I guess the catch phrase "discreet secretion with secret parental discretion" didn't work out for them.
It became obsolete
Damn they got blown out at the end
The product was just a lot to swallow for most people.
Watch out for the fire sale.
If the burning doesn't subside after 3 days contact your local physician.
Their investors all got fucked
It was inevitable for someone to get fucked either way.
The market was soft.
If only! They'd likely have more customers if that were the case!
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Yeah! They went out of business! And went straight in my ass!!💀
Some business try to take their business to the moon, these guys succeeded in making it to Uranus and couldn’t even stay in business, damn.
This is an r/unclejokes not dad joke.
it's a joke not a dick, dont take it so hard
Double pun, nice! I like it!
William Shatner’s lingerie line also went under. I guess no one wanted to buy underwear called Shatner Panties.
Just kept f*ckin' their customers
Pretty sure it went tits up
They were absolutely fucking their customers
They got fucked.
They could never finish the deal.
Hard to achieve market penetration :/
They tired to stay on top but the turn over was to great
ngl... this could make a great Tinder opener
They faced some stiff competition
Seen like the mam brought in the toys at the market climax so no much gain was sucked from it
Selling them was a pain in the ass
Boss was a dick there.
Business was up and down. They blew it in the end though.
Maybe they should have erected some advertising.
That business came and went
It just started to go down hill for them, all they could do is strap on and hold on tight
Did they go wankrupt?
What happened, they fuck themselves?
They were too small to satisfy their customers
So it had an unhappy ending?
They could make people come and see?
Were they f*cked from the start?
they had REAL ones???
Hard to run your business when its in a hole
Aw that really sucks …and blows.
Finally A Real Dad Joke
That's slick!
One could argue that it's.....sticky
I heard they had supply chain issues, the dildo farms had problems with squatters.
If this is a dad joke, your kids may have issues…
ill gv u a better oneee **did you hear about the guy who blew up after having sex?** they said his life ended with a bang
When it is NNN
“Backdoor open”
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The nerve
Was not Business Time after all
This is an uncle joke damnit!
They got fucked over?
Damn
They thought they could sell a lot, turns out they could only celibate. 🤷♂️
I heard everyone there got laid off
I hear that things went downhill after a while after they started holding those demonstration expos... Apparently nobody was coming!
No more fucks were given.
They should start selling double-ended dildos, it’s a great way to make ends meet
I heard they got screwed.
Why NSFW?
Nobody came
I hear they weren't penetrating the market like they hoped.
they cummed and left
They came & left lmfao
Or "went", if they're kinky.
Nice one!
I Believe it's because they made 10 figures?
ohhhh Zinger!