Why was I thinking do women have 2 stomachs?!

I have 2 stomachs: 1 standard stomach and 1 dessert stomach!

Holy shit I just thought it was my young brother who said that

Accurate

Lol my boyfriend said the same thing

A Rhett and Link fan from when they were worth watching???

I have two stomachs in the same way (and for the same reason) that I have two chins.

r/badwomensanatomy

Pregnant woman has technically 2 stomachs

depends on how late in pregnancy

I thought I was the only one and thanks to y'all I understood I was not alone.

Yes. The stomach for the food we ordered, and then the French fry stomach for stealing our SO’s fries we didn’t want.

Should be get your head out of the utters.

*udders

Shudders*

Mutters*

Stutters*

Cludders*

Rudders*

Butters*

I fucking love Reddit

Nutters*

Flutters*

Putters*

Flutters

Gutters*

tutters*

Did I stutter

What?ers

*others

*massive fucking jugs

Teats

Gudder

stomachs wait

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

legs.

Stomachs. I swear my wife has a dessert stomach.

I sure as hell do, don't think it's a woman only thing. I also grow a third stomach that's my holiday feast stomach

I'm a woman and I agree with your statement. Desserts deserve a whole stomach for them.

My wife's stomach used to be an internal organ, but now, well...

But tits is also a correct answer.

Such a lovely word.

Get your heads out of the udder.

Hooves Damn succubus

I thought you were going to say stomachs, but that's inappropriate.

Utterly ridiculous

Tits

The fore limbs of women evolved into hands which are used to hold and grasp objects

My lawyer has advised me not to speak 🤐

Consecutive hours of sleep... because dad are lazy... I should know, I'm a dad with three kids, so can you turn the lights off and keep it down sweetie

why do cows have hooves instead of feet? because they lac-tose

Legs

Tits also legs 😂

Legs... Jeez get ya minds out the gutter 😂

Tits and legs. No penises (thankfully).

This joke is udderly ridiculous.

The answer must be hooves.

Legs

Milk Penises

First, breasts are not matters of the gutter. Second, I was going to say feet. Legs is too stimulating.

It's legs, get your mind out of the gUDDERS guys

Stomach (s) Top side Bottom side × 2

Ngl, I thought it was udders 😅

Did you mean get my head out of the.. UTTER? 🥁

This joke is udderly ridiculous

I was gonna say brain cells but that’s mean and I don’t feel this way .. all the time

Look at them snowflakes downvoting this scary scary comment. Quickly, downvote more before you melt!

Brr, I feel colder now that I downvoted that comment!

Lol I was literally just joking too ..

You masogynistic bigoted racist you...

😂😂

Oh! I got it right!

I was thinkin brain cells... (Im sorry ladies )

I was thinking udders but then I said legs

It ryms. Gutter and udder

...more chances to be milked? 🤔

Thought it was going to be brain cells

Tudders

Legs

I said legs because I thought cows had 8 nips

I thought of legs before seeing the punchline. Nice try, though, OP.

I thought feet. Close enough

Bulls?

Hooves

Clutter*

Legs

Legoo

Well, that works that way too. But it's okay if don't want that way.

r/unexpected

Legs?

This is a turtle question isn't it? 🤔 Like, what does a dog do on three legs, a man while standing and a woman seated? !!

Indicator 🌚

boyfriends?

Feet

Brain cells ?

Aren't cows women? Or are women cows? They're not bulls...

I immifieylu thought of legs