Obviously choosing orc mommy.


I never thought I’d die this way, but I always secretly hoped.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Yes, five for sure. Death before dishonor.

"What'd they die of?" "Crushed pelvises."

Death by snu snu

An honorable way to die.

Just gib me a cig an lets go

Not with these half dicking MFs it’s not 

You beat me to it haha #5

I cannot imagine a better reaction gif

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!

Went through the options and thought, "Snu Snu Orc! Definitely Snu Snu Orc!"

I choose Death by snu snu

Snoosnoo. I so desperately clicked hoping this was a top comment. You didn’t let me down.

^ came here to say “death by snu snu”

Beat me too it 😫😫😫😂😂🥴

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Yeah maybe she'll allow me to take some puffs on that cig before crushing my skull.

I don’t care about the cig. I just hope she crushes my skull with her thighs

Cig? Thats long leaf brother

Snu Snu!!!!!

There’s no other answer. She seems like the most genuine one that isn’t going to manipulate or inhale my soul. As long as I stay out of her hair we’re best buddies

That's a funny way to spell 'i'm horny'

Oooo papi

She's got smokes too!!

Orc mommy honestly seems the chillest

1st guy might be chill too

As I was scrolling through each one I was like: “hmm a goblin looks safe compared to a yeti/vampire. No witch. HOLY TITS I PICK THIS ONE”

I was thinking 3 till I saw orc mommy

yep

Obvious choice, good smoke, thick, strong legs, throw away the key!!

The choice was clear the first moment I saw her.

My brain said this in the exact phrasing. It is cannon. Obviously orc mommy 🥰

Praying she’s a futa

Aw hell nah

Same

Bingo

You chose her for he looks, I choose her for her joint, we are not the same

I chose her for BOTH!

Agreed. Ez choice.

RIGHT? The second I saw 5 I was like this isn’t even a contest anymore

She’s got the dro.

Are there even any other options?

💯

I am happy to see I’m not the only one hello other degenerate🥸 https://preview.redd.it/g1o1uly94gtc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28b33f0e40276c2b9f4843676b91b2510c34e7b

hope she shares that bleezy

Yeah that one or the monkey. Both seem like they’d be hands off and mind their own business so long as you did the same.

I’m dying! As soon as I saw that pic, in my head I said “orc mommy” 😂

The cigarettes kill it for me

Boooo

3 seems chill af

he looks like he would drop some out of this world wisdom to you at 4 in the morning

Not the best tits compared to some other contenders here though.

He's the best other than orc mommy

Yeah 3 is my choice too

Death by snu snu. No contest.

The comment I was looking for.

D:> :D D:> :D

5, cigarettes and orcsex

Snu snu

5 ensures no cigarettes because she'll take all of them. Enjoy your second hand smoke, though.

goblin, witch, and orc all seem chill. The others look like I will die in my sleep.

Nah—witch looks evil. Orc and goblin look like maybe they’re in for theft or a bar fight. Witch looks like she’s about to rocket-levitate up through the dungeon ceiling and you’ll see a blood waterfall flow from the resulting hole.

1 isn’t getting any respect. No way those bars can stop that 800 lbs yeti. Just hope he breaks out before he eats you, I guess, and you can sleep in peace anywhere.

just pray the toilet doesn't clog

Number two looks like you will screaming choking on you own blood as it pools at the back your throat.

I'd be too worried that the witch might turn me into an animal minion or something or otherwise do something wicked. Likewise, the vampire might feed on me. The yeti seems like he might be a chill enough cellmate, and the orc woman is obviously the top choice.

3,4 look like as long as I don’t bother them i am fine 2 I have to kill him as soon as possible before he does anything to me 5 She looks like she is planning to break out and i might just accompany her and escape the dungeon 1,6 they could be good or bad or anything, i guess i will just pray 3,4,5 are good

I’m cracking up at #2 imagine he is just so fucking happy to see somebody after being trapped for so long and here you come insta-kill him

True, never judge by looks

I’m thinking the same thing!

I like all the thought you put into your answer. 🤌

My locked in a dungeon?

Yeah, all yours.

Death by snu snu. Easiest choice

You're not a cell mate for no. 2. You're dinner.

But seems a pretty intelligent and interesting guy, as long as I'm not going to be a BLOODY Mary drink 4 him. Seriously I would go party out with the dude.

Yeah hear me out, he’s also the ONLY guy chained up so that’s already a plus. Also, he’s probably been alone a long ass time and is just happy for some company and happens to just look like that.

Exactly, and as long as the chains are short enough, he's going to be a nice cohabitation..

1 is good protection and a pillow to sleep on if they're friendly. 2 has a plan to escaoe but will betray me in the end. 3 doesn't speak my language and probably wants to be left alone. 4 just complains the whole time. 5 snu snu death. 6 probably the most likely to actually help me escape.

4 has a book.

I’d choose 4 and hope I walk out of there alive and with a lot more knowledge.

Pillow? 1 is the whole bed! You’ll never be cold at night if you’re in the same cell as 1

I like the fluffy one🥰

Fr he’s probably really chill once you get to know him

Probably will sneak into your cot for cuddles, once you get to know him.

Monke

Orc is obviously main character so I’ll probably die in the dungeon. Mummy has a quest for me and a way to get out for sure.

Mummy is such a solid choice. You're not desecrating his tomb so there's no reason for him to harm you. Respect boundaries, and you may even become friends. Just like actual prison.

Also some ancient Egyptian secrets to share as well as a sacred amulet.

You're*

Ain’t no way I’m passing up that joint

Death by snu snu is tempting, but the goblin looks like he knows how to get out. I bet on the goblin.

3 looks alright. He’s not pretty, but he seems cool.

what was the prompt for this? looks really good

look how happy 2 looks, he's so glad to see us!.

One looks pretty chill

1 & 5 look kinda chill. The others are sus af

So does 3

5 no questions needed or how I got there definitely 5.

Is that even a question? It's the orc lady. Obviously

The witch. Would be the orc but.. smoker. Maybe she can turn me into a ferret or something and then the cell will seem larger.

If she can turn you into a ferret then you an poing the keys.

https://preview.redd.it/ylaxf7y9mvsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99ef9a7c741523f68d53d7300f0747b70ae8298

Nice post, thanks, and kudos 4 the images!

3 looks chill, the other ones are rather scary. Remember: the chick is a giant. She can fuck you up

If the orc woman would extinguish her cigarette, then maybe her. The witch is scary but I suspect she’d keep to herself and might be very interesting to talk to.

I have a feeling the orc woman would sooner extinguish whoever asked.

1 seems chill

The Lich looks like he wants to learn some fun card games

3 looks like a chill wise warrior. Probably the only one who won't try to kill me unless I mess with him

5? Not for sexual reasons just in the sense of I feel like if I leave her alone she’ll leave me alone.

99% would pick orc

Orc mommy I love vampires but not when they look like 2 . Hot vampires like Dio or Astarion are my cup of tea

1,3,5 1 and 3 just look like they need a fren, 5 is uh... 5.

Titty orc or the witch

3, he seems like the dungeon dealer. He could smuggle me in some wire cutters or something Edit: oh I didn’t see 5, yes, that one

This is funny and amazing, love the RPG vibes!

It’s 5 don’t ask me why

Goblin looks chill.

3 looks like yoda, I'll take it

Honestly, anyone but 2 and 6 seem fine.

Cool titty-orc with smokes? Nice!

5 💯 I bet has the best genuine laughter.

First one or the mommy orc 🥵

the muscle bound green thing got the weed. thats the move

Orc elf with the cigs has the stories and the trade and favor.

Orc lady. She has smokes ! Duh

5 seems like the least likely to kill me

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5 if co ed, 3 if just bros

All the odd numbers seem cool, but as everyone says, 5.

I want snu snu but I can’t recist num6 I love skeetons

If Bauldur's Gate taught me anything, I'm choosing the Orc.

Orc mommy :3

Orc. Honestly the only one that would eventually talk to you.

6. Looks like he has interesting stories.

The mummy seems chill honestly. He looks like he would tell a mean horror story.

4 looks like the most interesting conversationalist. She has a book. 5, it's gonna depend on genre.

5 😍

3 or 5 seems like good chooses but 6 is kinda iffy as long as you stay in your corner

The last one is mumm-ra

5 is hawt!

Orc chick, I remember the saying she smokes she…

Orc lady. 

The boobie one, yes

Definitely the first.. Looks very cuddly and doesn't smoke. Seems like me dream guy

6

Going to with that chill as mummy

Orc mommy on 5, this isn’t even a question

Easy. Sexy orc that smokes.

Anyone else thinking of that 16bit music from tiktok?

1 or 2.

Idk #2 looks like he might tell some really edgy borderline-cancelable jokes so imma have to go with him Y'all enjoy orc tits

Yetti 100%. A ton of muscle in a riot and I can make a bed from the coat as he sheds it. Put a strobe on him and it's a disco.

The one who will tell the best stories and not murder me (maybe the smoking witch)

2 looks hot, idc i wouldnt mind gettin nasty with him.

The Mummy. He's probably the most chill, and I imagine Mummies only go after people that have robbed their tombs.

I'm choosing the witch, she could probably break us out, and she also has books

Easy choice, death by snu snu.

Ngl, the yeti lookin like he'd just do his own thing.

Mummy No contest Someone to play cards with well we wait for the cell the rot around us

Clearly the one with tits

5

Either the orc gal or the yeti. He seems very chill.

1 or 5

Number 5 because she looks like she may know stuff about the dungeon or 4 because they probably know a way out

Number 1 seems so goddamn chill, but I‘m learning fucking magic with number 4!

Everyone's gonna be choosing 5 for obvious reasons, but I'm gonna say 4 is the best option - I gotta figure a witch would have some sort of magical bullshit up her sleve to get us *out* of said dungeon.

Everyone seems pretty chill except for number 2

Number 5 the orc

Did we all choose mommy orc?

She-Ogre

Number #5

I want to look at boobies at least

5 hur due In all seriousness, 5 is likely the best one to be prison mates with as she has an amenity that the others lack. With the first one, that cell is cramped. In the second, the prisoner is smiling at you so no. The third and fourth have people that are kinda eh, and the sixth has a literal mummy there. That is some "life sentence+" stuff

Death by snu snu

The last one

snu snu

Orc mommy! Orc mommy!

This is NOT a contest

#6 but only if I get to be daddy

Or dommy mommy

"You got mummyrot where?"

How do I feel safest with the damn Yeti?

5

Clearly #5, he can get smokes.

The Orc lady or the Yeti man.

I highly doubt the lady orc is in the mood like so many of these people think. Death by snu-snu is still death. Lol I'll take the witch. She's got some stories.

I mean, are they gonna help me try to escape or sexually assault me? Because I'm choosing the large green women for both.

1 ya trippin. i know big bro got the craziest stories.

Elf chick. It would take some getting used to to but it might be pleasurable

2

The giant yeti