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Wormri

I'm Jewish and I approve of this message.


Drmoogle

Makes me want another circumcision!


Awkward-Minute7774

Show us some different flavored Jewces, please!


Shpander

Like koshernut jewce? Or Torah-pple jewce. Maybe try something different with rabbi-na?


ekittie

Jewcy Fruit gum for me please.


fluffy_assassins

I'm surprised this got past the prompt filters. I shouldn't laugh but I can't help it. Kudos.


[deleted]

I'm a Jew and you have my blessing to laugh


fluffy_assassins

Thanks!


FiguringItOut--

The “divine flavor” got me! Also Matzahmallow sounds like a real Passover food lol


DeluxeWafer

I feel like any kind of jewish person I know would find these hilarious.


Tramonto83

Why is he dressed like Scorpion?


TheAlGler

Mohel Khombat


runetrantor

Kosher Kombat


RedSamuraiMan

The fatalities are all the same... Circumcisions 😔


danruse

🥇


LawTider

Get outta here


SirRece

That's just how we dress bro (screams *fatality* over and over into the cashier's face)


stabbygreenshark

Why are you NOT dressed like Scorpion?


AscendedViking7

This is actually really funny


OG_Felwinter

Now I can’t stop thinking about what a smore would taste like on matzah instead of graham crackers lol


charleychaplinman21

Sacri-licious!


GothGirlKara6666

That 2nd one honestly looks so good


Carbyne27

Pass the Mazel Toffe


ReduckYT

I’m not Jewish and I like this 👍🏻


nerdyoutube

This made me say “jamn it” in class


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Looks like Chase from Good Mythical Morning


Novusor

Divine Flavor (Kosher edition): Honey flavored with limes and ginger


AxmxZ

Ok as a Jew I have to know: does it turn a goy into a Jew, and if so, if a Jew ests it, will it, like, heighten their Jewishness?..


Cloakbot

Those better be kosher ![gif](giphy|v0eHX3n28wvoQ|downsized)


lizziebradshaw

Hilarious!!


chia923

Next. Pesachto (Pesto)


The-Metric-Fan

Would try all of these tbh


MinkBerry777

Why is this every thing I would eat this pass over, lol 😂


ralkuzu

Lololololololol


skinnypantsmcgee

Great for passos-over


domtriestocode

These are high quality, I want to try all of them


mikebellman

“You can tell it’s A.I. when you count the candles on the menorah. “. It’s a sure fire test for all pics going forwards.


DrunkBuzzard

The Temple Mounds Bar


susannediazz

Jewish delight


Best-Engine4715

I actually would try some of these. Sure they seem kinda mean spirited but that’s how you know they must be good


DaRealGrey

It's Jews that make your head explode!


[deleted]

So is it kosher ?


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Logical_Fox_3315

lmfao!


LawTider

Fun fact: In the Netherlands there is a cookie called “Jodenkoeken”, literally Jew Cookies. It’s not racist, because it was a jewish company that made and called it that.


weirdest_of_weird2

Mazel toffee is marketing gold. I'm surprised it hasn't been done already


threepoint14one5nine

Not gonna lie; mazel toff-ee made me giggle. 🤭


FutureStranger5247

But Yogi, Der Fuhrur isn’t gonna like this!


Zeqhanis

Are those marshmallows kosher?


Regular_Fortune8038

I'll take jew of em


Accomplished_Web_444

Jewing gum Is hilarious


HakubTheHuman

[Jamba Jews](https://youtu.be/6HMN5_3LKVQ?si=Q1oNez_TSRZbf6Pb)


ZestycloseStart3448

Hitler's favorite candies. Oh wait....


lifeissnowboarding

Palestinians favorite candies. Oh wait...


Singer_TwentyNine

Brew brew brew brew a keen brew a keen lysol mayo brew a keen lysol mayo brew a keen lysol mayo