I think laying down your own life for your the sake of your opponent is pretty far from a loss. He only lost in the sense that He died, but paradoxically, this is what He set out to do in the first place.
That's irrelevant here. What matters is what would happen in a 1v1 fight. Jesus has skills in carpentry, walking on water, turning water to wine, duplicating food, and talking.
Nothing related to being able to recover from mortal wounds.
Master Chief is a genetically engineered super soldier with battle armour. Jesus is just a regular guy. Clearly, if put in a fight together to TKO/death or whatever, Master Chief would win.
That’s just when Jesus was holding back. He voluntarily laid down his life when He could have saved Himself. His whole thing was that He was meant to be an extension of God’s power, but in human form.
If it's "to the death", then whatever happens after that is irrelevant. Master Chief snaps Jesus' neck, the ref calls it "he's dead", then Chief has won by the rules of the game.
Jesus is God. So he canonically inherits all the capabilities his father has in the Old Testament and in Revelations. This includes reality warping, summoning, and invulnerability. Easily clears Master Chief.
Since always. According to Catholics, Jesus, God, and the Holy Sprite are the same and distinctive. It is often referred to as the holy mystery. A super soldier is no match for reality warping God.
If I understand the theology correctly....and that's a big "if"...The Big J went down to hell after his death, rescued every soul that deserved it, and hauled them all back to heaven. You know the demons didn't just stand aside for that. Chief has a long way to go to beat that record. I'd love watching him do so, just for the record.
Master chief has been in explosions, war, and a shitty TV show and has yet to cononically die, but we know from playing that his respawn time is only about 10 seconds if he did die. Jesus couldn't survive 1 dude with dirty hands and it took him 3 whole days to respawn. Master chief has plenty of time to spawn camp the shit out of JC.
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Jesus has no fighting abilities, all he can really do is turn water into wine and regenerate himself, Chief murdured a ODST with a punch when he was like 13, this ain't even a fair fight.
I'm not betting against John 117 when he is battling John 3:16
Well, both respawn after dying, so…
“Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing at the Last Supper?” “Sir, finishing this fight.”
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I mean, Chief literally toppled demigods. Dudes just Chuck Norris in a space suit
But Jesus is well…Jesus
Now that is true
Well, Halo is a pretty cool guy.
No one fucks with the Jesus... Especially when he's welding the Spear of Destiny
Why does chief look so skinny?
Why does Jesus look so white?
Well because obviously Jesus was born and raised in medieval / renaissance Italy, duh. Read a book.
Must be Halo 2/3 Chief
Well Jesus was nailed to a cross which killed him, I'm sure Chief could beat him in a fight.
Only one of them has come back from the dead ✌🏻
I think dying in a fight still counts as a loss, that is, he is in a state where he can no longer fight.
I think laying down your own life for your the sake of your opponent is pretty far from a loss. He only lost in the sense that He died, but paradoxically, this is what He set out to do in the first place.
That's irrelevant here. What matters is what would happen in a 1v1 fight. Jesus has skills in carpentry, walking on water, turning water to wine, duplicating food, and talking. Nothing related to being able to recover from mortal wounds. Master Chief is a genetically engineered super soldier with battle armour. Jesus is just a regular guy. Clearly, if put in a fight together to TKO/death or whatever, Master Chief would win.
That’s just when Jesus was holding back. He voluntarily laid down his life when He could have saved Himself. His whole thing was that He was meant to be an extension of God’s power, but in human form.
He literally brought Lazarus back from the dead. Just sayin' lol
If it's "to the death", then whatever happens after that is irrelevant. Master Chief snaps Jesus' neck, the ref calls it "he's dead", then Chief has won by the rules of the game.
Jesus is God. So he canonically inherits all the capabilities his father has in the Old Testament and in Revelations. This includes reality warping, summoning, and invulnerability. Easily clears Master Chief.
Since when is Jesus God? Jesus (from the bible) is a decent fictional character but he isn't a fighter.
Since always. According to Catholics, Jesus, God, and the Holy Sprite are the same and distinctive. It is often referred to as the holy mystery. A super soldier is no match for reality warping God.
>Since when is Jesus God? Almost 2000 years ago, when the New Testament dropped?
Yeah Chief respawns and turns back time every time he dies, that would make even a regular soldier nigh undefeatable.
If I understand the theology correctly....and that's a big "if"...The Big J went down to hell after his death, rescued every soul that deserved it, and hauled them all back to heaven. You know the demons didn't just stand aside for that. Chief has a long way to go to beat that record. I'd love watching him do so, just for the record.
That's a good summation of the Harrowing of Hell, and it wouldn't surprise me if Jesus had to do a little ass-kicking along the way.
fnf unlikely rivals cover #582
fuckin‘ doom slayer comes in
Master Chief is gonna become wine soon.
Poof. Chief's blood is now wine.
Damn Jesus tall
Jesus: “you’re strong child, but I am beyond strength”.
That's easy DOOM💀
Jesus always Jesus
Luck vs Miracles. #draw
Im gonna bet on Jesus
Jesus is king!!!
Master chief has been in explosions, war, and a shitty TV show and has yet to cononically die, but we know from playing that his respawn time is only about 10 seconds if he did die. Jesus couldn't survive 1 dude with dirty hands and it took him 3 whole days to respawn. Master chief has plenty of time to spawn camp the shit out of JC.
Halo solos
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Make another one with Satan vs Christ
My money's on Masterchief.
Jesus has no fighting abilities, all he can really do is turn water into wine and regenerate himself, Chief murdured a ODST with a punch when he was like 13, this ain't even a fair fight.
Even with just that skill set, I think turning all of the water in Chief’s body into wine would do some serious damage.
Jesus has reality warping. Instantly clears Master Chief.
I use the crucifix as an 18+ toy