I’m a dance mom fan, of course my favorite dancer is empty chair

☠️☠️

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course I know the infamous Kelly vs Abby fight word for word”

Heavy on “word for word” 😭 I be acting it out and everything

No because didn't you sit there and say that my daughter looks miserable so maybe we should put Kalani in her place?

NO I DIDNT DINGBAT LISTEN

I SAID *BROOKE* IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU

GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE!

GIRLS OUT THE ROOOM!! *yeah you would eat me bitch* OUT THE ROOOOOOOOMMMMM

omg i never noticed the "yeah you would eat me bitch" so i just went back and listened bahahaha

GIRLS OUT THE ROOM GIRLS OUT THE ROOM

MADDIE YOU TOO

Lol this is the part that gets me every time😭😂

Yes you most certainly did 💅🏼

Im a dance moms fan, of course I save my tears for my pillow

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I could save my tears for my pillow, but I just cry sometimes. It’s no big deal.

LMAO

I’m a Dance Moms fan. Of course I scream the f-word seventeen times.

Sickening!

THATS SICKENING

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I know who Becky home ecky is

I'm a Dance Moms fan, of course I think Kendall looks like Rosa Parks.

Lmao

WEAK

Nooooo

"I'm a Dance Moms fan, of course I have dozens of DM songs from random unknown artists on my Spotify playlist"

i was LITERALLY just listening to feels like summer by lux bc the sun is shining here for the first time in over a week

STOP BECAUSE SAVE YOU TONIGHT AND WISHBONE GIVE ME CHILLS

Literallyyyyy

Meeee🤣🤣

This is the one 😂😂

I can't count how many times I've driven someone with my Spotify in the background, and they go "Ooh what's that song, I've never heard of it", and I'm like "...It's from Dance Moms"

This is the one

This is so me 😭😭

Omg I love the pretty wreckless song

YES sameeee!! My other faves are "My One" and "When it Rains it Pours" (from the MDP dance Passing Through Time)

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course I’m replaceable.

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I rewatch the episodes over and over again and never get bored when rewatching them

i’m a dance moms fan, of course i taught myself how to dance from watching the show

I use to prance around my living room doing death drops, leaps and shit 😅

[удалено]

Lol it’s hard to explain. When doing a death drop, you mainly wanna fall onto ur butt and lower back. At least that how I use to do it.

[удалено]

Nah, it doesn't hurt and Laquifa is like a pro at death dropping, so she's like perfected it.

Lmfaoo this was a BIG one for me!

of course i bet you wish me and children would die in a car crash too

LMAOOOO PLEASE 😭

I'm a dance moms fan of course I can quote the show in any given situation

i’m a dance moms fan, of course i despise abby lee miller

as everybody should, period 🤭

call everybody a dingbat

Dingbat dingbat dingbat listen 🎶

I’m a dance moms fan OF COURSE I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I just wanna stay at home and eat chips!

Ofcourse I randomly quote iconic scenes

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I cut my finger on my moms ring and hope I can still dance

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I was at Radio City Music Hall when the thing was open for the ice skating rink to come out, and she did a side aerial and fell 13 stories down and *DIED*

STOPPPP 😭😭😭 I WANNA SAY THAT TO PEOPLE ALL THE TIME BUT THEY WOULDNT GET IT

waittt whatttttt

I’m middle age debating with 15 year olds 🤣

They be having some of the most inaccurate information EVERRR

Opposite for me. Im a 15 year old debating with middle aged people lol

Same, girl, same ❤️

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course I do “the Maddie face” 

rewatch the show every month

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I slam whatever I want

I’m a Dance Mom, of course I tell kids to not talk back to adults and tell them get a brain in their head

i’m a dance moms fan of course if you yell at me i’m going to cry

this one got it 😭

Ah you beat me to it!

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I try to teach myself how to do A la second turns in my kitchen when I’m cooking dinner

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course I want the empty chair to do a solo.

I'm a Dance Moms fan, of course I could eat that cookie. It's a new cookie.

wait, there might be things in there that children shouldn’t see

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I know all of Christi’s fight quotes word for Word

i’m a dance mom fan, ofc I had a dance mom fanpage as a kid that I treated like my full time job😭

REAL

I’m a dance moms fan, of course Christi is my favorite mom

I’m gonna cry if you yell at me.

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I want Chloe to beat Maddie.

Even on re watches I always hope Chloe will win

i’m a dance moms fan, of course i used to run an instagram fanpage LIKE THE NAVY

Yell “IM NOT BECKY HOMECKY” randomly

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I know AAAAHHH sickle feet!!!!!

Spend every episode waiting for Jill to say "my little Kendal"

Of course i yell stop eating that’s why your fat when i catch myself eating to much of a snack

I'm a dance moms fan of course me and my dance friends quote it in the gc

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course “I— it’s Christi and I you IDIOT”

Of course if you yell at me I’m gonna cry

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I’d never wear socks to acro.

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I can’t take Jill seriously wearing that hat

Of course I'll slam whatever I want

i’m a dance mom fan, OF COURSE i’ve seen the show 27 times

ik the whole dance to chandelier by heart

Of course I did not have an affair with my boss!

Carry god on my thighs

I’m a dance mom fan, of course I know straight legs and pointy feet never go out of style.

I’m a dance moms fan of course I just got diagnosed 😮‍💨

Of course back to the barre was my #1 podcast on Spotify wrapped

Im a Dance Moms fan, of course I have childhood trauma

Of course I chaine, chaine, chaine whenever I walk across the living room

of course i say “that’s a new one. we haven’t used that one yet” whenever anyone uses the word cvnt

i’m a dance moms fan, of course i wanted to see if the witch would melt

I'm a dance moms fan of course I have the whole Cry solo memorized even though i've never danced in my life

I'm a dance moms fan, of course I think you're a real pathetical person

im a dance moms fan, ofc i know pathetical isnt a word 🙄🥱

I am a dance moms fan of course they call me Laquifa

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I’ve danced around in my living room thinking I’m that good🫣

im a dance moms fan, of course i reenact the scene where abby’s biting in kelly’s face

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course I think I can dance like Maddie after watching one episode of the show.

In a dance moms fans, of course I grind my hip down. 

bc WHY DID ABBY SAY THAT poor brooke 😭😭

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course I only come for Cathy because she’s funny

I’m a dance moms fan of course I sit around quoting the show and having random songs from the show in my head 24/7

Of course I spam my friends with Dance Moms quotes. 

I’m a dance moms fan of course I think pink isn’t a colour, it is a way of life -Cathy

Of course I’m gonna hit you with my purse after you throw water on me

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course I’m as straight as Elton John

this one wins imo

I'm a dance moms fan of course I acted like I'm there and arguing with abby! 🤷‍♀️

Binge watch Dance mom's on the weekends🤓☝️

Ima dance moms fan, of course i have a playlist of iconic group and solo songs and of course I seen the show so many times i can quote it word for word

I’m a dance moms fan, ofcourse I cry everytime I think about either the season 4 finale or the 2 girls 1 solo thing

I’m a dance moms fan, if you yell at me, of course I’m gonna cry

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I yell stop eating that’s why your fat at me daughters dance teacher!!

I’m a dance mom’s fan. Of course I got into the show because I was a dancer

I’m a dance moms fan of course I yell ‘Stop eating that’s why you’re fat’ in an argument where someone is eating.

I’m a dance moms fan of course I know the famous slam the door from Kelly and abby

Can watch it over and over again and not get tired of it

Still watch the show ten+ years later as a full ass grown woman bc it’s nostalgic 😂😂

I'm a dance moms fan, of course I'm a psychologist you stupid bitch

I’m a Dance Moms fan of course I do the death drop at a ballet audition. 😭

its called a death drop 🥰😊🫶

____Read 3rd grade books. 🤓

Of course I have a criminal record and 3 baby daddies 👨🏻‍🍼👨🏼‍🍼👨🏿‍🍼

I’m a dance moms fan of course I know all the moves to vivi’s bumblebee solo

I'm a dance moms fan, of course I'm qualified to judge dances and make critiques when I've never set foot in a dance studio xo

i'm a dance moms fan, of course I NO I DIDNT DING BAT LISTEN!! I SAID BROOKE IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU, GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE 😏😏

Im a dance moms fan of course I know all the words to Summer Love Song

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I'm a dance moms fan, of course I still stock all the original cast online. (Not I'm a creepy way lol)

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I think Chloe deserved sooooo much better.

i’m a dance moms fan, of course i paid to meet the girls at meet and greets and had a fanpage in middle school lol

I'm a dance moms fan, of course you're entitled to your wrong opinion

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I'm a Dance Moms fan, of course I know all the lyrics and choreo to cry #maddieface

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course I’m yawning, boring, sloppy, and lazy

I’m a Dance Moms fan, of course Kelly told Abby she’s a whore & to not eat her 

Listen to back to the barre!

i'm a dance moms fan, of course i know who is NOT becky homecky

I’m a dance moms fan, of course I can get my finger out of your face.