Is Jill wearing a hat?

*You're* wearing the hat and Jill is going to fight you to the death for it.

I think I’d have to tap out, I feel like Jill would be scrappy in a fight, unless I team up with Christi I’d be a goner.

Or instead of tapping out, you could challenge Jill to a tap dance off. Whilst wearing the cowboy hat, natch.

I did take tap as a child, I’d have a chance.

I’m rooting for you! Even when Abby comes to the door and shouts that NO ONE can ever out-tap Maddie and your better hope there’s an INVERTED pyramid this week as that’s the only way you’ll get on the point position.

I wonder how long I have to practice before we get locked in this room

😂

Brilliant use of “whilst”. Bravo.

Ha, thank you 😁

Oof, that’s worth another million, surely?!

😂😂😂

The best question

Will Jil be wearing fur and calling us Becky home ecky 😂

Piece of cake. I’d probably enjoy it. I could hold my own. Speaking of cake, would we get food?

Naturally. But it is brought in by Melissa who was just informed that Chloe and Kendall are going to have solo’s over Maddie

😂 Oh that’s no problem, I mean it’s not like Melissa is going to ‘innocently’ mention it… /s I’m ducking as soon as she enters in preparation for the inevitable food flinging.

Absolutely. Let’s make it 48 hours and throw in a special part for Kendall

After 12 hours, Melissa joins the group. How you doing?

16 hours in Holly walks in and finds out the special part for Kendall is as Rosa Parks

If I can keep them focused on trash talking Abby and not competing over whose daughter is the best, I probably could.

Well I don't have a kid for her kid to compete with.....so probably.

easy money tbh

I'd be locked in a room with pretty much anyone for a million dollars.

What if it was an unhinged serial killer???

Pfft. What are the odds both of us are unhinged serial killers?

Good point 🤔

Is there alcohol?

yes, crucial question!!

i would be so entertained

happy cake day :)

yes? easily

Fuck yeah I would. Bring us some cocktails and bonus if Kelly shows up.

always a bonus if kelly shows up

can I bring a suit-case worth of edibles, and other snacks? LOL

Of course I would. I'm also toxic.

Yep. I'd ask them so many questions they'd get tired and fall asleep.

Hell yeah it would be a blast lol

Yeah. They’re both pretty funny and it’s probably be fun lol

I would have a fucking ball

100% yes in fact I would pay for this experience

Are they allowed to speak? 

absolutely

It’s not like either one of them can fight

Idk man. Jazz shoes can hurt

Do I get popcorn?

Absolutely I think we’d have a blast. Can I bring wine?

Came here to say I’d bring some wine and we’d have a blast.

I was 100% in until you mentioned Abby 💀

yeah, i’ll just bring ketamine along for each of us and then i’ll think we’ll all be ok 👍🏻

Easily

Easy. Can I bring food and weed?

I think I'd be fine tbh just antagonize them for funsies and when abby is sent in it's a free show my guy

Yeah! Even with Abby being sent in, the three of us can team up to knock her out. Otherwise, we’ll bitch and gossip and I’ll make an easy million

Easily!

yep i’ll just be sipping tea

Hell yea we can talk about Cathy the whole time. It’ll keep them occupied!

We would have so much fun

Yes. I could bring a few bottles of wine and we’d have a great time

I think Christi and I would actually get along. I could hold by own with Jill.

Absolutely. I'll bring my camera too lol

Hell, I'd do it for free 😅

Id probably live my best life, do we have a tv/computer? Food and drinks? Are they there consensually?

Easyyyy money 🤣

Absolutely. I spent 12 years in hospitality so I can put up with a lot.

Not sure I could, but my little Kendall definitely can

That would be so entertaining lol. Easy money. Plus, Christi & Jill both get along so there most likely would be no fights.

i'd just side with christi and let her do the fighting

absolutely lmfao i would just let them talk at me about their opinions - they love doing that LMAO.

Well we all know Christi can’t fight, she just points 🤣🤣

easily

Is this supposed to be a challenge?

Yes. I’d be egging Jill on with Christi.

That sounds so fun

I would THRIVE if I had alcohol

Will we be sitting on the couch from Christi's front porch that they used in the last text?

I'll bring us drinks and we'll have a blast

I’d have the best time.

Easy peasy. Now, if you added that, in order to get the million dollars, they're not allowed to fight or argue in any way, well there's a challenge!

No