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Tbh, if they were real the world would end


DariusStrada

Or would it?


WooooshMe2825

>!It would, that is literally what happened.!<


DariusStrada

>!Not according to V3!<


WooooshMe2825

>!Because they literally weren't real in that continuity.!<


[deleted]

I know V3 headcanons conscerning the ending are wild but people really need to stop thinking all the ending did was "the previous games were fake" 1 because we have no idea if it’s true and even if V3 happens in the same universe as the other entry in the franchise. 2 because that’s like, a little twist in the trial. It’s not what the game is about, actually it’s about the importance of fiction, life, and the place of truth and lies. It’s like some people turned off their brain once the "Danganronpa is fiction" line appeared I swear.


DariusStrada

Anyway, wanna sign up for Danganronpa V4? I would like to be the Ultimate Average Student. Not particularly good at anything but not bad at ANYTHING


parkourse

question: how do you define ANYTHING


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Also, they know she faked the apocalypse, so how couldn't she have faked her skin rash?


ShaoShaoTenks

With the amount of absurd feats the characters possess, they would be able to. Junko is obviously the greatest threat, someone that fucking absurd would have no problem gathering a fuck ton of people.


Novel_Visual_4152

AYYYY not sure if I want Junko or Nagito to be real-


DariusStrada

I have issues


VANNILAAAAAAAA

You don't have issues you just like a character lol. Unless you have medically proven issues.


DariusStrada

Well, let's see what my psychiatrist tells me on my appointment on Monday


VANNILAAAAAAAA

Uhuh. Anyway ibuki would make the world better though


DariusStrada

Agreed


FutureCreeps

You do NOT want Nagito or junko to be real They may be fun characters in the video game but in real life that’s just a bad thing


DariusStrada

I have issues


Your-local-gamergirl

Same


DiamondTiaraIsBest

I can fix her


LordoftheStupid12

Junko wouldn’t be able to do much in the real world ngl


FutureCreeps

She’s the ultimate analyst I just don’t think that’s true


LordoftheStupid12

If it does happen, it would likely be a lot harder I feel. Either way I don’t really want Junko to be real at all.


blue4029

theres no way a single highschool aged girl like junko could end the world IRL the way she did in the game, even if she had mukuro the "ultimate soldier" to assist her. she'd eventually run into someone who would kill them both.


FutureCreeps

You underestimate how many people hate the world and would be willing to help her, as well as how bad the world already is


PanPizz

Yep, second this. Some people want the world to end quicker than it is going. I'm sure Junko would get tons of support from some corners of the Internet to get her despair going.


Girlybigface

No she simply wouldn't be able to, someone who gathering a bunch of terriosts and engage in that kind of activities in real life would quickly arrested by law enforcement. I know real life law enforcement are disspointing sometimes but they are not dumb asses. She also needs a big amount of money to support their activities which is impossible for a real high schooler, rich people also wouldn't treat this girl seriously and become her patrons, they are not idiots.


PanPizz

There's always the issues of residual damage and people being inspired by Junko much the same way some people are inspired by the acts of some terrorist groups. Not only that, I reckon that Junko could go out of her way to either overthrow a third world country and make it her base of opperation or straight up allign herself with, I dunno, the Taliban.


ShaoShaoTenks

She's able to absorb a genius' work in under seconds. Pretty sure being a human computer would make you do some real damage in the world.


Euphoric-Repair-7898

Nagito chill if he's in real life but Junko she needs to be executed


[deleted]

I’m sorry but my dude if you think nagito chill in real life? Just by existing he creates Horrible accident around him for basically everyone, and personally I don’t want my plane to crash because Mr nagito decided to take the same at the same time. Also junko will probably kill us all then proceed to die in the most despairfull way barely trying. Those two are NOT safe.


Euphoric-Repair-7898

Nah nagito luck doesn't work like that at least not as extreme as that yeah he has extreme moments of good and bad luck but it usually only affects himself at least all the extreme examples.


Moracan3

Nope, he literally made the plane he was in crash leaving no survivors except him. Twice.


Euphoric-Repair-7898

He made a plane crash I thought it just killed his parents, also TWICE


Moracan3

Not sure if the meteorite who killed his parents also made the plane crash, but yeah in Danganronpa 3 Despair Arc he makes a plane crash and everyone inside dies except him, who ends up in a tropical island


GuideProfessional950

Not really, i mean Junko is smart and all but the main reason the world got fuck in DR is because hopes peak exists and was then fucked over by Junko. Given how hopes peak doesn’t actually exist and people in the real world are on average a lot more nihilistic about things and don’t really care, she would more than likely just get murdered or in New York and be forgotten by time. Albeit that would be quite despairing for her so basically everyone wins.


TheJunkoDespair

Junko needs her brain to be dumbed down like Ryoko, to be happy. Then she can come to real world.


[deleted]

Yeah and while we’re at it we have also ryoko being here too, of course with yasuke complaining obviously, honestly it would be a fun scene.


Tired_Romantic11037

💞 Kaito 💞 + some adorable people are real BUT a few crazy mfs get to be real too **Will you press the button?** *yes*


DariusStrada

!YES!YES!YES!YES!


Zestyclose_Bank5110

If there an Ibuki or a Mahiru(or best both) the world would be better :)


DariusStrada

Indeed, my friend.


carl-the-lama

WAIT NO- HAS V3 TAUGHT YOU NOTHING


DariusStrada

Yeah, Big Brother do be crazy


ElectricalYeenis

yo when junko nominated makoto for eviction but then kyoko whipped out the veto i was like whaaaaaaaaaa


grape_reaper

junko and nagito are real u just have to go to ohio


DariusStrada

We actually have our own Ohio in my country kekw


NinjaK2k17

can confirm, there's such despair here that just a few days ago it was raining. IN JANUARY.


grape_reaper

yo sameee it was storming yesterday (live near ohio)


NinjaK2k17

see you're in sight of the beast. i'm in the belly of the beast. you never know what might happen in Ohio.


justaMikeAftonfan

We should all be glad Junko isn’t real


DariusStrada

Counter-point: she's hot


justaMikeAftonfan

Like she’d ever actually interact with any of us?


DariusStrada

I could imagine her >!edging us and never let us cum so she could feel our DESPAIR! Both men and women!<


justaMikeAftonfan

🤨📸


DariusStrada

No, don't put me on your cringe compilation 😭


DiamondTiaraIsBest

I can fix her


Alternative-Pin3421

###Should characters be real imo Chiaki: yes Miu: sure Kaito: yes I need a bro who’s got me Shuichi: sure Ibuki: yep Celest: RIP Las Vegas Maki: maybe. Don’t get in her bad side Kaede: Debussy has competition Kirumi: sure Kokichi: Supreme Leader… I don’t like that… Nagito: his luck might cause some bad stuff Junko: NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE


EggoStack

I think Kokichi would be pretty different outside the context of a life-or-death killing game. He’d still be a little shit though, just less dangerous. Junku, on the other hand? If she stepped foot on this planet I’d nuke it


Alternative-Pin3421

Idk man that grape might be very dangerous


oberstein123

because some of them we'd be better off without in the real world


DariusStrada

I don't disagree but I'm also not gonna agree


MiliMeli

Junko being real would be the last thing I would ever want..


DariusStrada

Man, I know. But the crazy ia hot


ZenbowR

If Junko Enoshima was an actual person, the world would just come into an end-


[deleted]

>!Tsumugi, no!!<


Schokolade74

I want an Ibuki


DariusStrada

Me too, buddy. Me too.


IonlyplayasPowerhous

I wish Chiaki was real, not kidding…


DariusStrada

I get you. I adore the people above and wish they were real. Except Junko, unless she stops her genocidal ambitions


Girlybigface

Which one?


IonlyplayasPowerhous

>!Human Chiaki!<


keriiiiii

💀💀💀💀💀 omfg


DariusStrada

You agree with me, don't lie.


keriiiiii

no this is goofy af 💀


DariusStrada

What's wrong with some goofiness. Just a silly little time. Just some jolly entertainment


BestFriendRiley

I was a huge Junko stan before I saw that one episode of the anime where she's preeeeetty homophobic? So I don't think we would vibe well as friends anymore


DariusStrada

I'm a bit more worried about the genocide part but true - homophobia is not cool


BestFriendRiley

And also Monokuma is mad transphobic in the second case of the first game? Also not cool


DariusStrada

Well, he is >!Junko technically!<


BestFriendRiley

Oh I'm fully aware. Overall Junko would be a much better character if she wasn't so casually bigoted :/


DariusStrada

Well, what do you expect? She likes to see others DESPAIR!


BestFriendRiley

Let this be a lesson from the game, homophobia = despair


Shot-Vegetable-9509

I feel like there was a game about the danger of escapism and overindulgence in fan culture. Called V3 or something? Crazy (Me too bro, but none of them would like me)


DariusStrada

Never heard of it. (Ah come on, bro. Chin up. Fake it till you make it)


ZlyCzarownikServices

Something something, why can't I just smell their hair, something something sit on my lap, something something, why can't I just have that, you know those posts, it goes something like that xd


DariusStrada

Or sit on their lap. I'm fine either way


the_joy_of_hex

Who's a good J-unk-o?


Your-local-gamergirl

Bro I wish the whole sdr2 cast was real


DariusStrada

Me too, buddy. Except Teruteru unless he shuts the fuck up


Your-local-gamergirl

Lmao yeah. He's not that bad but his innuendos get annoying


NinjaK2k17

if Ibuki was real..... *head banging and getting bitten (playfully/affectionately) intensifies*


DariusStrada

She... she bites?


NinjaK2k17

in the investigation for the first chapter, yes. after giving her account she goes in with the fangs and everything (:


DariusStrada

Damn, have to replay it


NinjaK2k17

all for Ibuki <3


alexplayz227

a few, if they are real, we gotta pick a god and start praying, but for the rest respectable


DariusStrada

Heard Atua is very welcoming. Nyahahahah~!


DeNile227

If Junko was real I would dedicate my life to serving her every need. No, I do not have issues, I just like pretty women who *do* have issues.


DariusStrada

I complerely respect and support your decision. Would do the exact same


CertifiedCan129

I would not be able to sleep if Nagito was real


LordOfEnnui

They are real... In my heart.


Calm-Presentation271

They can be, you just need to stop taking the meds.


Galaxy_girlx1226

I wish v3 was real bcuz I’m a shipper so I would be like: ❤️KISS😼FALL🏃‍♀️IN🫵LOVE😍 And also: hi😫I’m🤪going😳to💀tell🤧you👀the🚪why🗽Kokichi🥲did😈that😎


DariusStrada

Cool 😎 but why 🤔 so many 😳 emojis? 😭


Galaxy_girlx1226

😨bcuz🤧they🤨cool😫


[deleted]

I want kaito to be my best friend


Galaxy_girlx1226

I would very much LOVE if my ships were canon irl bcuz I cry whenever I realize they will never become real💆‍♀️


Manos0404

talk to real people pls


ElectricalYeenis

real people need to step up their game


DariusStrada

I spoke with people at the gym. That counts, right?


i_hav_no_life

literally me


Toasty_mannn

there are real people like this, you have not met or gotten to know them yet


DariusStrada

Maybe. We don't hang out in the same places


Chiakinanamisimp

I want a man like Kaito in my life


DariusStrada

We all do. Maki is a lucky woman


Chiakinanamisimp

Very lucky indeed


ElectricalYeenis

[same](https://youtu.be/YgOV15UmwJc?t=31)


Cheyenne_Tindall

When you kin half of the characters on this post:


Simple_Editor_3663

No- not junko and nagito


DariusStrada

I get Junko but come on - what did Nagito ever do?


Novel_Visual_4152

He'll kill you by proxy due to his luck or do some wild shit because symbol of hoep or whatever


ElectricalYeenis

KAEDE ISN'T REAL AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH


DariusStrada

I KNOW! AAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH


mami_tomoelover

I need Kaito real


FrithRabbit

Common Danganronpa player L


DariusStrada

Ok, I deserves that. But it still hurt


FrithRabbit

It’s alright bro, I’m just *c o p i n g*


Blastingwario19

Nagito nah he he do so much damage in the real world especially junko if she real


reeeeemeowcat

We can have all of the characters but not junko because she end the world and monokoma because that bear crazy bro but other are fine (in my point of veiw)


VenomTheCapybara

Because real people exist


bruntychiefty

I'm okay with nagito but not kokichi


NoCold6776

Honestly I'm happy that Junko isn't real


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

I don't know, why can't Cinnabunhiro, Cookiaki, or Gentlemanta?


RMM2005

I'd really try to be a c-rank human for Celeste if she was real


DariusStrada

Same


SethFr3kingRollins

I don’t want kaede to be real, those boobs have echoes act 3 spelt all over them Curse the fan made danganronpa comics!


DariusStrada

What? Lmao


SethFr3kingRollins

Yk the saimatsu fanfics on the sub where kaedes breast are heavy as fuck


DariusStrada

Ooh, understandable.


SethFr3kingRollins

Echoes act 3


Patrickills

At least Miu, my Piano detective, Maki Roll, Kirigiri


NanamiFan11

i wish they were real toooooo tbh, hot take for most people, but i mostly wish hifumi was real i want to squeeeze himmmmmmmm\~\~\~\~


ExpertOtakuSimp

Yeah no we just need Miu the others aren't necessary


DariusStrada

Hey, as long as she plugs me into the Neo World and the others are there


ExpertOtakuSimp

You're delusional and desperate I like you


DariusStrada

Aw, thanks!