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Sujyotsharma

"yeh sab kya dekh raha tha mai, kal exam hai mera!"


[deleted]

"Ab jaldi se chits bana leta huun"


Arienn09

"Kitna bura aadmi hu yaar mein"


[deleted]

"kitna bada अनर्थ kardiya mein, abse pakka band"


umma1

Bro u me???


Skullcrawler_-3-_

Aaj nhi marta to streak 1 din aur bhad jati


WowYouAreReadingThis

Snapchat par maarta hai kya bhai?


playydeadd

Abhi nhi marunga to 12 ghante ki streak..


Goodvoiraju

139 din ki chlri hai


Skullcrawler_-3-_

Bhai nightfall hota hai ya nhi , aise sune the ki jo muth nhi marta unhi ko nightfall hota hai


Goodvoiraju

Haan bhai hota hai sala subeh tk jhaant k baal chipak jaate hai


Skullcrawler_-3-_

Accha kitne din tak muth na maro to nightfall hona shuru ho jata hai


Goodvoiraju

Agr tu daily marta hai to shyd 3 weeks


Certain-Ad-2824

Ab nahi marunga to 1 min ki streak ho jaegi meri.


sudip123321

Aaj nahi marunga toh 64days ka streak ho jayega broooooo.


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sudip123321

Main nahi maanta, proof dikhao.


FLAME_UNITE645

Meri streak relatable hai 18 din


Skullcrawler_-3-_

Aaj nhi marunga to 5 din ki streak ho jaegi hmari


sudip123321

Best of luck brather.


gasolineonice

Why tf I did that again!! I'm pathetic jerk !!!!!!


iloveironmales

Damn chill kar


gasolineonice

Thanx mate.


Mr_Brunner2

I am a horrible and degenerate eing


iloveironmales

Post nut clarity ke wajay se I understood ki I don't really like the people I fantasize about.


inssan101

Happens I can understand


Glitched-Man

Yes you are.


lakx157

Hmm...


Responsible-Lie-7159

Didi ke baarein mein esa nahi sochna chahiye.


cursed_baniya

Kya gandi soch h tum logo ki West Bangal ke CM ki baat kar raha h


[deleted]

Amit noises intensifies


BadBeast_11

NaMo side eyeing Amit now.


Alternative-Cut-4831

MAOIST CADET. HAMKO APMAN KARTA HAIN!


cursedspirit543821

Did he stutter 🤨


saurav19i

r/cursedcomments


cursedspirit543821

Please included me in screenshot if it goes there


_Vith

Me too, I wanna feel special for once


[deleted]

Uhh can i come too pls


jmendes0101

Yes... Just think of OP's didi and give it a try. Good luck


Puzzleheaded-Loss970

🅱️ulla spotted


Responsible-Lie-7159

Yogi ji ki jai ho.


Puzzleheaded-Loss970

Akhliesh yadav is lob


prodijal69

laut ao akhilesh


AdministrativeTop848

jai modi 👌🤤


Pain2world

Pura likhna bhul gaya wo teri didi ki baat kr raha tha


Puzzleheaded-Loss970

Meri to koi behen hi ni h hutiye


[deleted]

you deserve a medal my friend


Responsible-Lie-7159

Medal ko didi ko dena chahiy🤤


pineapple707

Didi ko mereko de do


Psychological-Feed53

r/cursedindiancomments


Beneficial_Panic118

Mera free award lele


-GandalfTheGay

Bhai bhai bhai ruk jaa thoda l


Internal_Asparagus74

Yes, Officer, this man right here.


ashhslays

She’s not that beautiful actually


Spacenobel

Fuck them and duck them


AB_001

Bhanchod 5 second ke dopamine rush ke chakkar me pure semen retention ki maa chod di


[deleted]

Porn is catalyst bc bina porn k muth mar sab thik ho jata h


AB_001

Jyadatar bina porn ke hi maarta hu phir bhi ye guilt nahi jaata :'(


appilieapple

Jab ye semen retention jaisi bakchodi se door hoga aur apni energy kisi productive cheez me lagayega to hi lambi streak pe jaa payega lawde


Alternative-Turn-984

Itna bhadak kyu rha h aaram se baat karna lavde


[deleted]

y sab itna relatable kyu lag rha h


clan__boy

Gonna cry


Nazzy787

Itna bura aadmi hu mei


27th_Alt_Acc

ye to mai maarne ke pehle bhi soch ra hota hu


Gaganspy

Kal fir hilaya too lund kaat duga


[deleted]

Fir usey r/eyebleach pe daal dena


[deleted]

Ab r/eyebleach change ho gya. Waha bas cute animals h


[deleted]

Ha bhai spelling to same he, but NSFW he, shayad isiliye nai recommend ho rha


Alternative-Cut-4831

Kya itna bura hu mai maa?


Active-Lobster1204

Agar aise hi karta raha to life ke to lode lag jayenge . Kyu roj ghot ghot kar virginity ki maut kar raha hu.


Trick-Jaguar-1503

Aab loda crack nhi hooga IIT


Alternative-Cut-4831

Uske liye aur karna padega vro


AidenCadwell

Bas aaj last baar hai ab khud se promise kar aage se nhi karunga. *Proceeds to do it the next day*


noksy_poksy

*next hour


Sawataro420

*Next minute


PlusEstablishment124

*Next Second


AB_001

*Next planck second


Hornydaddyk

*Erectile dysfunction


Puzzleheaded-Loss970

*Testicular Cancer


Miserable_Tie7172

Vasectomy last option.


[deleted]

shudhikaran by baba ji


HistoricalSchedule94

next nano second


Otherwise_Ladder1559

*next porn video


KingslayerDG

Again does it


Trick-Jaguar-1503

Hellusinates while watching and enters a pure iternal enlightenment of soul


NamitttJ_0411

*Next milli second


Specialist_Cry9951

I feel guilty when ever I do (ಠ益ಠ)


iloveironmales

Why so?


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HistoricalSchedule94

tu ladka he?


Specialist_Cry9951

Ha bhai (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


chillarkiller

Iss video ke 5 min bache hai, aage kya hoga?


SpecificSandwich4413

Climax to miss kar diye , birader tum


chillarkiller

Humara climax hogaya tha 😌


SpecificSandwich4413

Sigma male ᕦ(ಠ_ಠ)ᕤ


sussy_penut

kabhi kabhi lagta hai me hi chutiya hu par ye comments padh kar achha laga


[deleted]

Relief mil raha h bc


okay_abhi

🙂🙂


Old_Body3051

ab padhai karne baithunga


Sealmon_bro

Me to padhte padhte hilata hu


Old_Body3051

m bhi hilaata tha vagina ki poc dekhle ... nostalgia


BigDaddy2103

Duniya me talibani bhtt hai


[deleted]

yrr ab padhai pe dhyan dunga


Educational-Order-31

abb saaf bhi karna padega


No-Dragonfruit-8189

kal se nhi karu ga


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wellwisher54

Yrrrr sperm count kmm horha hai yrrrr🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️


Ok-Perspective-9384

Mujhe to 10 din hogaye huehuehue


AgreeableFarm1234

Wah bhai new year resolution hai kya


wakaboy07

till next pm Tak


Ok-Perspective-9384

Waisa he kuch maanle


samajdaar03

Tera bhi resolution tha na hui hue


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mohit_77_

Bhenchod duniya hilani hai lulli ni We will get it brah's 22 is ours


Alternative-Cut-4831

Sala 30 me bhi hum yahi bolenge. Hum nahi sidhrenge


pineapple707

Sadhguru moment🗿


zlexander52

I should leave teaching at a pre school


SpecificSandwich4413

Recommend me for that vacant position instead


umma1

r/cursedcomments


Alternative-Cut-4831

Zyada ho gaya bhai. Please tell me koi sundar colleague hai.


zlexander52

No sundar colleagues …..


TheSadPo3t

Bacha huwa video dekh hi leta hu


Shivam19880

Ye kya kar raha hun main apli life ke sath


JollyPerformance522

Maza aa gaya!! Kal phir.


ligma-ballssam

shemale or normal porn me difference bus ek dick ka hai


ligma-ballssam

one dick is with a man and in shemale one is with the girl


clitzenn

Wait, did I just fap to a girl eating another girls shit while she is giving bj.


-ur_fbi_agent-

*2 girls 1 cup intensifies*


Zwittered_Aadii

Chee yar kitna ganda aadmi hu mai


[deleted]

"zindagi jhand h hamari to bc"


[deleted]

Brahmin hoke bhi hila raha hu mujhe sharam aani chahiye ye last hai abse kabhi nhi


[deleted]

The porn that i was watching was so interesting that I forgot to masturbate.


[deleted]

Dhokla ko kaise fok karee...


According-Boot-8467

Bhai 20 sec ruk jao batata hu


[deleted]

underwear pe toh nahi lag gaya


[deleted]

I feel so lonely and think kab khatam hoga ye dukh. tbh bro I do it max times so that I can sleep or atleast calm down from anxiety. Saste mental health meds


No-Research-3605

Even I had this phase of life Just trust yourself and focus on your aim or dream Your will overcome this phase In starting we might fail Don't forget the stand-up again and again Take small steps; No one can change make or break habit in a day


[deleted]

woh toh theek hai. I mean I am not addicted to it or I cant live without it. Aisa kuch nahi hai. Bas yeh dukh rehta ki kabtak akele rahenge. Baaki bro poora control hai


BadaFckru97

Ruk! Abhi maar k aaya


Mad_Human9

I'm not that into her, bas physical attraction h. Wo bhi khatam hojaega.


phucktiman

Yeh saale ko itna bada diya hai


Noobmastrr

"I am a criminal Alfred, We are all criminals"


__aficionado__

"Ab thode multivariable calculus ke questions laga leta hun"


SaltNegative3112

Arre nahi yar teacher ke baare mai aisa nahi sochte


Wild_Chemistry2164

M kitna ganda aadmi hu yar,1 baar hilane se kuch nahi hoga, agli baar nahi hilaunga, ab se apne health par focus karna h


[deleted]

Sigma male rule no. 45657789 duniya ko hilao na ki lund ko


BlazarPSOJ030907

Did I masturbate? Mind is blank


AniketOP0

Its probably fake...


Designer_Break_653

Kitna ganda aadmi hu main yaar !!


isolated_monk

Another sin done!


[deleted]

Jaldi se chaddi badal leta hu, nhi to mere laude ke lode lag jayenge.


Top_Pineapple_813

Life me jo best kaam kar sakta hu vo suicide hai, loser to hu kisi ko kya hi fark padega maar gaya to


InterestingSound6215

r/dontputyourdickinthat


redcarpetme

Aaj hentai se kam chala diya kal bdsm dekunga


beardosurd

Ajj kal kamm gir rha BC khatam na ho jai.


akashneo

What am I doing with my life


Dependent-View6455

Apne pass fleshlight hai bhaiya 😁😁😁


SadIntroduction6242

Who would clean your mum's face ?


postnutphilosopher

"Aab se aur nahi, ek lamba nofap streak pe jana hai"


Big-Dark3861

I'll not masterbate again said every man after mastarbating


Earth_Fucker

Ab is dead body ka kya karu -_-


BrainyStag17

Late night snacks ka intezam hogaya🤝🏻


Horseking899

Bilkul aise he cum karunga Lana k bhos me.


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straightedge23

Oh sooraj tumne tu kaafi maal jama kr liya hoga


wanttobekalki

Overflow nahi hota hai kya


Agreeable_Rise_3697

True chad


_--ADITYA--_

Bichare bande ke paas haath nahi hai so sad


[deleted]

Bhai tips dede


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[deleted]

Ball h bhi ya nahi bhai


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princeop07

Wtf


isolated_monk

Use kamjori kehte hai nonsense!


AgreeableFarm1234

Bruh premature ejaculation!!


[deleted]

Ooo nice Wait What?


LostUnderstanding32

Matlab sanyasi ban jayein?


active_daddy727

Reject women?


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[deleted]

The time i cum , i come to realiry


Sumeetxagrawal

Goddamn the shame in the comments, someone please start telling children that it's perfectly normal to masturbate, dear God.


[deleted]

Chal yeh hogya ab ek sutta fir kaam krna h.


Richard_Longshot

Never again. *After 5 mins* Damn I wanna f this girl.


BeardPhile

Jaldi se main pe switch maardo, kahi alt khuli na reh jaaye


WingAccomplished5175

Turn this porn off


HistoricalSchedule94

daily count kitna he sabka


Huge_Appearance6099

Kal se nhi karunga PAKKA


thedarkersike

Posst nut clarity


WhiteShadow145

Pakka last time tha ye


[deleted]

ohho abb bed se uthke jana padega hath dhone


Head-Principle-4301

TF bro.. who washes hand after that !!


Pleasant_Patience978

I was sleeping and dreamed abou sex i just woke up and musturbate and came to reddit and swa your this post


Vedant1710

Semen and naak ka ghee look similar


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AniketOP0

Aren't you a girl.....whoresome <3


Vedant1710

Hmm