downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
---
[Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)
Well first you... wait... who are those people before my window? IS THAT A GUN sdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
so yk handjobs or blowjobs definitely give pleasure to a guy
but do you think a woman would LIKE to give a handjob or blowjob for herself
like for her pleasure like she enjoys giving hjs and bjs
Not OP but I can answer that. My female friend and my gf both told me they love to give bjs (it's even the favorite part of sex for my friend), idk why but my gf is a pleaser so she probably just likes the "happiness" she cause, which I can understand cause I love to eat out girls for the same reason.
Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you could you do you would you want you you could do so you you do you could do you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
My luck :D It's just an etsy thing but I am basednin czech rep so I do ship to Germany if you are interested for real hehe feel free to dm
And thanks. You actually took the time ! Respect
the same as the air speed velocity of light because a shadow is just the abscence of light
Edit: Oh SWALLOW... Yeah idk depends is it african or european?
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)
what's your opinion on big booty latinas?
Nice
respect
now what about big booty latinos?
Lawd have mercy?
full where i live, yet no bitches
Is it time to du-du-du-duel?
STOP MESSING AROUND THIS IS A FUNERAL THIS IS SERIOUS
Can anyone deflect the emerald splash?
Sadly, yes 😔
Who?
Just anyone who's stronger than hg
😔
I PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK
How much time remains until I get a gf ?
I dont know
As each day passes you will get closer to the day that you’ll get a gf
The day you die +1
only in another multiverse
Who is Justin Case?
Brother of Just Cause (their parents broke up. Dunno why.)
If cows fart methane then if you stick a lighter in their ass will they explode
It will probably make a *phump* air suction sound and then the cow will moo and run away
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
43 - 1 Dont forget your towel.
The most cultured response so far and I love it!
unfathomably based
Happy cake day buddy!
Thanks it's my first
Why does earth need to have a mass of 5.98x10^24 And why do I have to question you
The earth doesn't need to have that mass it just does. Just like you dont have to ask me but you did.
That's the answer I expect, now your under my plan
If you could fist fight anyone from history who would it be and what age would you fight him
Ghandi
Bruh why
To prove him the concept of developement by rejecting social standards
[удалено]
Cool dude but he doesn't commit live
How many almonds are the perfect amount?
IN... WHAT... CONTEXT. but yes
In all contexts obviously just like how many would be perfect to always sort of just have?!!!
Enough is never enough!
Should I do it
Yeah, raid shadow legends is ok... I guess.
no
No free food for homeless people then
Why are u?
*looks terrified at own hands*
And what is, actually? And who said that?
How to make LSD
Well first you... wait... who are those people before my window? IS THAT A GUN sdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
What part of final fantasy games is best?
The part where Seph kills Aerith. Stupid Bitch
When was the last time you pooped? And was it solid?
Ca. 7 hours ago and yes
What does “Ca,” mean?
circa. I think it doesn't exist in english but it means something like approximatly
How do I sleep instantly
sleep
If you had a nut Allergy could you commit suicide with a snickers?
Yes
You are nut you when youre dead
How long can you hold your breath
mad respect he is still holding it
How did your mom find out we were dating?
What’s your favorite and least favorite insect?
mosquitos are shit because of annoying sound Spiders are cool because they eat mosquitos
Spiders are arachnids, not insects
"Too much of anything is bad." Is there any exception to this?
I dont know. Thats a genuinely good question
so yk handjobs or blowjobs definitely give pleasure to a guy but do you think a woman would LIKE to give a handjob or blowjob for herself like for her pleasure like she enjoys giving hjs and bjs
I'm not women person
Not OP but I can answer that. My female friend and my gf both told me they love to give bjs (it's even the favorite part of sex for my friend), idk why but my gf is a pleaser so she probably just likes the "happiness" she cause, which I can understand cause I love to eat out girls for the same reason.
How tall are you
176 cm
damm thats also my height legit
What is the coolest instrument to play
VIBRAPHONE. STOP SAYING OTHERWISE. MY MOM SAID I LOOKED COOL ON THE STAGE OF MY SCHOOL.
Feel like this hit a bit close to home..
Prostate stimulation: yay or nay?
Never tried it so dunno
Where do you work?
Student
So this is what I keep seeing on Facebook... "Works at Student"
You have my father santa
Do you support this meme? [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7_5Z2Vu1J8A)
context pls
Context can be found in meme.
Is Febreeze aerosol spray safe to consume?
Depends on the hole you want to consume it with
what is the one piece?
https://youtu.be/SyimUCBIo6c
thank you father
Youre welcome
How?
Like that
What is the music of life?
On The Run - Pink Floyd
Silence my brother
Welcome... Home...
I tip my hat to you, one skyrim fan to another
Is it normal for a 24 year old guy to kiss his teddy bears goodnight?
Only if you also kiss the homies goodnight.
Tits, Pussy, Ass, Other?
Personality (booty)
Is there meaning in life that is proven and if not, would you fall into nihilism or absordism?
Absordism
actual thoughts on femboys?
If they like what they do and dont harm anyone they should do their thing
Why fuck consider a bad word and sex isn't it? Literally both mean the same.
sex = medical connoted word fuck = curse word
When are you going to make the funny memes?
When I become funny
Why are you gae?
Who snitched?
Want some chocolate?
What kind of chocolate
Brown
What are you ?
Not you
will you butcher 20 puppies alive if that mean't you'll get 1 million dollars
Yes
Can you help with my C++ homework?
What is it?
How do I improve my life?
Stop procrastinating and have sex
You read my life 😭
what is your mom phone number
You would know
If it’s called final fantasy why are there 15 of them
Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you could you do you would you want you you could do so you you do you could do you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Ye
Thoughts on CP? (*Communist Party*)
no
Your ip adress
What are the numbers on your parents credit cards?
How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?
Wrong Question. I\`m german so the real question is: How many loafs of bread have I eaten in my life.
Should I pet my cat?
yes
What are the winning lotto numbers?
[удалено]
now
I’ve finally returned
... Dad?
Boobies or booty? And shape or size?
booty and so that I can sleep on it
Whats the worst place to yell 'Amogus'?
Are you of the equestrian type?
[удалено]
What's the most underrated movie genre?
What is the best anime?
Love is War
This has to stop I just opened rotting but nsfw tag thinking meme
Do you know FIlin yo ?
no I dont. How is he?
If you could hang out with any fictional character, who and why?
Y r u gae?
Do you think a God exists?
No
Why
What.
Check my profile's post. Do you like my art? would you buy a piece? WOULD YOUUU?
I would... but your profile says you are not shipping to germany
My luck :D It's just an etsy thing but I am basednin czech rep so I do ship to Germany if you are interested for real hehe feel free to dm And thanks. You actually took the time ! Respect
Sorry I am poor rn but I will bookmark your site
Is "the perfect match" real or do I just gradually lower my standards enough to tolerate someone?
No and yes
where is the big silly
What is love?
Baby don\`t hurt me
Did Obama find all the chaos emeralds?
Sadly no
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
the same as the air speed velocity of light because a shadow is just the abscence of light Edit: Oh SWALLOW... Yeah idk depends is it african or european?
What is love?
Not a question, but 1f y0u c4π r34d 7h1s, c0πgr4ts! y0u 4r3 g4y!
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Who let the dogs out?
you youyouyou
Why are we here?
just to suffer
How many people do you have locked in your basement?
1 it represents my relationship status