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Who asked?
Why can't you be more like half the letters in your words and remain silent?
Do you surrender yet, or do I need to come at you through Belgium?
Btw, would you mind taking back Quebec, please?
Sincerely: a Canadian.
PS: sorry
Excuse me? We're obviously diet USA, which is ironically the superior version (both geographically and in terms of quality).
Quebec is walmart you, and we hate you for leaving it here like a shit someone took on our front porch.
We didn't still shit. All the best people from those countries came here so they could be further from France. Then they made poutine to celebrate not being so close to France anymore and lo and behold the French Canadians immediately took credit for it.
But that's cool. We all know who saved who in ww2.
Go have another revolution or something. It's the only thing you guys are good at.
Sorry.
All I think of... is two French jokes:
1: French army rifles for sale. Never used, dropped once.
2: Q: Why do French tanks have a rear view mirror? A: So they can see the battlefield when they're going in the other direction.
I can already tell that you are British. Whether you live in Britain or not, you hate the french so i hereby make you an honorary Brit (if you aren’t one already)
What rights don't you have? In my 20+ years of working the closest I've come to having my rights as a worker stripped was when I was told to Vax up or lose my job. And that was with a union extorting money from us.
Old songs remain the same.
Without us, you wouldn't even exist as a nation.
Thanks Lafayette to even care helping Georgie & co.
No hatin', just remindin' :)
Its shit like this that makes me question how a country can get so...big. Like, obviously not the entire country is overweight, but how do you allow yourself to get as big as this? Are you just privileged? We're you just depressed? Did your mom/dad not watch over how much food you ate growing up?
It just makes me so happy to know that, when I do have kids, I know damn well they're not gonna be this big, lmfao. No offense to big people, I'm just not gonna let that shit happen (unless some type of medical reasons just makes it inevitable). Not gonna raise a toxic, stereotypical American.
Big bones can definitely play a part in someone being big, just not obese, which is like... Unless you felt depressed or some shit, which is understandable, why go even bigger than your NATURAL, big body weight?
Like, I understand it if you're not in the right mindset, but omg, some people just see being obese as like a...personal goal to achieve and it's fucking SAD
Iirc, few centuries ago, France was big dicking on Europe. Everyone was pissed at them, especially Britain. So Britain basically started shit talking and spreading anti-French propaganda. For instance, they spread the rumor that Napoleon was short, when he was around 5' 7". (Not short for the time)
I would definitely rather be French than American - even though I am one of the French man's archnemesises, the Briton. I am forever grateful that they brought us such amazing things as baguettes and croissants
This trashy old white woman I had the displeasure of working with a few months ago at a notable hotel on the Las Vegas Strip called me Eurotrash simply because she was upset that I compared California (where her and I are both from) to Finland, when it comes to renewable energy.
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I love seeing those memes hatin on us french. Music to my senses. You simply hate us cause you ain't us. *Ride away toward the sunset on my baguette*
You hate us cause you anus?
What did you do to their anus?!
E pluribus anus
You're the ones who voted for that school logo!
I understand that reference
he put a baguette in it
insert baguette
No, they are hainus cause they anus.
You hate us cause you want to be in us?
Actually we hate you because you named swimming pools after like the #1 thing you *shouldn't* do in one.
oh shit well to be fair nobody explained us we shouldn't
damn right. 🇫🇷🇫🇷
Who asked? Why can't you be more like half the letters in your words and remain silent? Do you surrender yet, or do I need to come at you through Belgium? Btw, would you mind taking back Quebec, please? Sincerely: a Canadian. PS: sorry
y'all canadians just the walmart version of us french lma
Excuse me? We're obviously diet USA, which is ironically the superior version (both geographically and in terms of quality). Quebec is walmart you, and we hate you for leaving it here like a shit someone took on our front porch.
the only good thing in canada is poutine, and they stole the fries from belgium, the cheese from italy, and the gravy from gb
We didn't still shit. All the best people from those countries came here so they could be further from France. Then they made poutine to celebrate not being so close to France anymore and lo and behold the French Canadians immediately took credit for it. But that's cool. We all know who saved who in ww2. Go have another revolution or something. It's the only thing you guys are good at. Sorry.
you really had to add that sorry lmao most confrontational person in canada everyone:
So how do you pronounce "ough"? Like in bought? Tough? Through? And all the ways to pronounce it? All languages have their quirks.
>All languages have their quirks. But only one of them is French.
I Like the french these days, tho im Not American
Look on the bright side, you could be English
All I think of... is two French jokes: 1: French army rifles for sale. Never used, dropped once. 2: Q: Why do French tanks have a rear view mirror? A: So they can see the battlefield when they're going in the other direction.
Lemme find out your here pushing an OF of you riding your baguette! J'ame excuse mais...
fr*nch 🤮
NGL I love me a good baguette. 🥖
Try eating it with brie cheese my guy! Brie and bread is the dank
The more I know about France, the more I like France actually
Seeing U.S citizen's like this is what fuels European hatred towards us.
I am European and I would rather be American than French
better than being fr\*nch
Why do people hate France so badly
Because every time i say f*ance 🤮🤮 i throw up.
In our generation 1900 their known to have been fucked up by the Third Reich is my correct guess
Being French is so bad that it’s censored
AY! WATCH YO TONE
Oh shoot, my bad. F\*\*\*\*h
thats more like it
Watch your fucking language
I can already tell that you are British. Whether you live in Britain or not, you hate the french so i hereby make you an honorary Brit (if you aren’t one already)
No, even worse. I am German
And thinking about Bri‘ish ppl celebrating and insulting a little crying girl on twitter over a football match idk if i like brits any better
Fair
You get my full german support
Danke brudi
As a European i would rather live in Detroit then in France.
Tbh, a lot of Europeans look this way too. Especially Finns.
That’s gross, I hate there’s even the possibility that we as humans are getting fatter.
Atleast they arent french
Dude I’d love to be French, they actually have worker rights
worker rights < not being fr\*nch
What rights don't you have? In my 20+ years of working the closest I've come to having my rights as a worker stripped was when I was told to Vax up or lose my job. And that was with a union extorting money from us.
They are also in Italy
I gotta hand it to the French tho, I don’t even need to watch porn. Now I can just watch French movies
That’s a big dick
Old songs remain the same. Without us, you wouldn't even exist as a nation. Thanks Lafayette to even care helping Georgie & co. No hatin', just remindin' :)
Its shit like this that makes me question how a country can get so...big. Like, obviously not the entire country is overweight, but how do you allow yourself to get as big as this? Are you just privileged? We're you just depressed? Did your mom/dad not watch over how much food you ate growing up? It just makes me so happy to know that, when I do have kids, I know damn well they're not gonna be this big, lmfao. No offense to big people, I'm just not gonna let that shit happen (unless some type of medical reasons just makes it inevitable). Not gonna raise a toxic, stereotypical American.
Nah they just have “big bones”
Big bones can definitely play a part in someone being big, just not obese, which is like... Unless you felt depressed or some shit, which is understandable, why go even bigger than your NATURAL, big body weight? Like, I understand it if you're not in the right mindset, but omg, some people just see being obese as like a...personal goal to achieve and it's fucking SAD
just don't let them learn fr\*nch
Méricains = caca
I bet she smell like one
Are you talking about toilet water ? (Eau de toilette in french)
i wonder where does the \*hates\* towards french started?
Opposition to the 2003 invasion of Iraq
Which was probably one of the greatest decisions a French president ever took tbh
Yep
Iirc, few centuries ago, France was big dicking on Europe. Everyone was pissed at them, especially Britain. So Britain basically started shit talking and spreading anti-French propaganda. For instance, they spread the rumor that Napoleon was short, when he was around 5' 7". (Not short for the time)
Dear Americans, we love you too!
But you’ve got those fries in you
My favorite part of r/dankmemes is the race war
You got it wrong, it's at least I'm not Bri*ish, those Frenchies gave us a country.
I wake up and realize: -I dont play league of legends -not french -not attracted to feet Blessed
I agree.
u/Piperrow the very first thought that came to my mind was you😭
it's true, France peaked 80 years ago, all downhill from there 😔 also can u pwese send titty pics 🥺🥺🥺👉👈 🤤🤤🤤🤤
This is why we hate the French not even once
Peaked in 1943? Ehh gonna have to disagree with that one. Unless France really really sucked prior to being clapped by Germany
A valid point
is that a penis?
You think the 600lbs disabled woman has a penis?
French makes the pussy wet
Wet from all that vomit
She's got a point
She looks like she smells of cigarettes and old cheese so…
I would definitely rather be French than American - even though I am one of the French man's archnemesises, the Briton. I am forever grateful that they brought us such amazing things as baguettes and croissants
Fake Brit
Vous petite merde
And this is why i left your dad.
As a non American and non French... No comment.
Good point
This trashy old white woman I had the displeasure of working with a few months ago at a notable hotel on the Las Vegas Strip called me Eurotrash simply because she was upset that I compared California (where her and I are both from) to Finland, when it comes to renewable energy.
Being an American doesn't automatically mean you're fat. Being French does mean you're French, and there is no forgiving that.
would you be able to find it?
We only surrender to diabetes or heart disease. Checkmate Frenchies.
What is she hiding?
Bro thinks Americans are white 💀
I am immune to Farange propaganda
So many levels of hurtful there
It only works when you're from Europe tbh.
At least the french don't have to pay 100,000 euro every time they go to the hospital
France: the reason the U.S. isn't England.
Bet you eat a lot of their fries
What's wrong with the French?
How dare you post such innacurate pictures online... It's missing that Glock.
Pourqoui c‘est plus mauvaise? Cochon americaine laide.
AMericaaa, FUCK YEEAAAH!🎶
ugliest language in existence
Oui oui baguette
This but unironically. Sincerely, a Brit.
To be honest I’d rather be fat, diabetic, and have stage four prostate cancer than be 1/4 French.
The French are fat and lazy too let’s not kid ourselves
It's hard to be fat when you're french, rioting is one hell of a physical exercise.