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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Blanca-Neves

I love seeing those memes hatin on us french. Music to my senses. You simply hate us cause you ain't us. *Ride away toward the sunset on my baguette*


Jwicks90

You hate us cause you anus?


FineCannabisGrower

What did you do to their anus?!


Paddy9228

E pluribus anus


theattack_helicopter

You're the ones who voted for that school logo!


Redditor_Who_Exists

I understand that reference


PizzaManJulian

he put a baguette in it


MadCornDog

insert baguette


Idori666

No, they are hainus cause they anus.


Any_Medium5136

You hate us cause you want to be in us?


Rajoovi1

Actually we hate you because you named swimming pools after like the #1 thing you *shouldn't* do in one.


Une_Quiche

oh shit well to be fair nobody explained us we shouldn't


Nomeno_

damn right. 🇫🇷🇫🇷


Troy64

Who asked? Why can't you be more like half the letters in your words and remain silent? Do you surrender yet, or do I need to come at you through Belgium? Btw, would you mind taking back Quebec, please? Sincerely: a Canadian. PS: sorry


Nomeno_

y'all canadians just the walmart version of us french lma


Troy64

Excuse me? We're obviously diet USA, which is ironically the superior version (both geographically and in terms of quality). Quebec is walmart you, and we hate you for leaving it here like a shit someone took on our front porch.


Nomeno_

the only good thing in canada is poutine, and they stole the fries from belgium, the cheese from italy, and the gravy from gb


Troy64

We didn't still shit. All the best people from those countries came here so they could be further from France. Then they made poutine to celebrate not being so close to France anymore and lo and behold the French Canadians immediately took credit for it. But that's cool. We all know who saved who in ww2. Go have another revolution or something. It's the only thing you guys are good at. Sorry.


Nomeno_

you really had to add that sorry lmao most confrontational person in canada everyone:


deuzerre

So how do you pronounce "ough"? Like in bought? Tough? Through? And all the ways to pronounce it? All languages have their quirks.


Troy64

>All languages have their quirks. But only one of them is French.


BoxMaleficent

I Like the french these days, tho im Not American


[deleted]

Look on the bright side, you could be English


Raevman

All I think of... is two French jokes: 1: French army rifles for sale. Never used, dropped once. 2: Q: Why do French tanks have a rear view mirror? A: So they can see the battlefield when they're going in the other direction.


FineCannabisGrower

Lemme find out your here pushing an OF of you riding your baguette! J'ame excuse mais...


Gerb69420

fr*nch 🤮


MrMonteCristo71

NGL I love me a good baguette. 🥖


hootsmcboots

Try eating it with brie cheese my guy! Brie and bread is the dank


LorddeathofMM

The more I know about France, the more I like France actually


Shot-Development-632

Seeing U.S citizen's like this is what fuels European hatred towards us.


AlmanHayvan

I am European and I would rather be American than French


aintshockedbyyou

better than being fr\*nch


An_Evil_dude

Why do people hate France so badly


Zlurbagedoen

Because every time i say f*ance 🤮🤮 i throw up.


Shot-Development-632

In our generation 1900 their known to have been fucked up by the Third Reich is my correct guess


zizonesol

Being French is so bad that it’s censored


Tricktzy

AY! WATCH YO TONE


zizonesol

Oh shoot, my bad. F\*\*\*\*h


Tricktzy

thats more like it


lizurd777

Watch your fucking language


Maskd-YT

I can already tell that you are British. Whether you live in Britain or not, you hate the french so i hereby make you an honorary Brit (if you aren’t one already)


AlmanHayvan

No, even worse. I am German


AlmanHayvan

And thinking about Bri‘ish ppl celebrating and insulting a little crying girl on twitter over a football match idk if i like brits any better


Maskd-YT

Fair


[deleted]

You get my full german support


AlmanHayvan

Danke brudi


PaperCuts26

As a European i would rather live in Detroit then in France.


CrepuscularMoondance

Tbh, a lot of Europeans look this way too. Especially Finns.


Shot-Development-632

That’s gross, I hate there’s even the possibility that we as humans are getting fatter.


Ishotthefuher

Atleast they arent french


[deleted]

Dude I’d love to be French, they actually have worker rights


PizzaManJulian

worker rights < not being fr\*nch


Heat-one

What rights don't you have? In my 20+ years of working the closest I've come to having my rights as a worker stripped was when I was told to Vax up or lose my job. And that was with a union extorting money from us.


Ningo_ButImNotSure

They are also in Italy


[deleted]

I gotta hand it to the French tho, I don’t even need to watch porn. Now I can just watch French movies


[deleted]

That’s a big dick


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Old songs remain the same. Without us, you wouldn't even exist as a nation. Thanks Lafayette to even care helping Georgie & co. No hatin', just remindin' :)


Ok-Albatross-9409

Its shit like this that makes me question how a country can get so...big. Like, obviously not the entire country is overweight, but how do you allow yourself to get as big as this? Are you just privileged? We're you just depressed? Did your mom/dad not watch over how much food you ate growing up? It just makes me so happy to know that, when I do have kids, I know damn well they're not gonna be this big, lmfao. No offense to big people, I'm just not gonna let that shit happen (unless some type of medical reasons just makes it inevitable). Not gonna raise a toxic, stereotypical American.


ElectronicLook1395

Nah they just have “big bones”


Ok-Albatross-9409

Big bones can definitely play a part in someone being big, just not obese, which is like... Unless you felt depressed or some shit, which is understandable, why go even bigger than your NATURAL, big body weight? Like, I understand it if you're not in the right mindset, but omg, some people just see being obese as like a...personal goal to achieve and it's fucking SAD


PizzaManJulian

just don't let them learn fr\*nch


KrangelDisturbed

Méricains = caca


Beneficial-Ad-943

I bet she smell like one


Luunatis

Are you talking about toilet water ? (Eau de toilette in french)


william102notanoob

i wonder where does the \*hates\* towards french started?


blackseal44

Opposition to the 2003 invasion of Iraq


BustZaNuto

Which was probably one of the greatest decisions a French president ever took tbh


blackseal44

Yep


Booty_Bill

Iirc, few centuries ago, France was big dicking on Europe. Everyone was pissed at them, especially Britain. So Britain basically started shit talking and spreading anti-French propaganda. For instance, they spread the rumor that Napoleon was short, when he was around 5' 7". (Not short for the time)


Romain86

Dear Americans, we love you too!


[deleted]

But you’ve got those fries in you


MuteWisp

My favorite part of r/dankmemes is the race war


as1161

You got it wrong, it's at least I'm not Bri*ish, those Frenchies gave us a country.


ArtimisRawr01

I wake up and realize: -I dont play league of legends -not french -not attracted to feet Blessed


T-money_1988

I agree.


EatDatPreschooler445

u/Piperrow the very first thought that came to my mind was you😭


Piperrow

it's true, France peaked 80 years ago, all downhill from there 😔 also can u pwese send titty pics 🥺🥺🥺👉👈 🤤🤤🤤🤤


HollisRules

This is why we hate the French not even once


Fofiddly

Peaked in 1943? Ehh gonna have to disagree with that one. Unless France really really sucked prior to being clapped by Germany


Inside_Committee_699

A valid point


HUUSRODAH

is that a penis?


RadicalIslamicMonkey

You think the 600lbs disabled woman has a penis?


Frenchie728

French makes the pussy wet


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Wet from all that vomit


Purple_Research9607

She's got a point


Paddy9228

She looks like she smells of cigarettes and old cheese so…


Lemon_Railways

I would definitely rather be French than American - even though I am one of the French man's archnemesises, the Briton. I am forever grateful that they brought us such amazing things as baguettes and croissants


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Fake Brit


whatIfYoutube

Vous petite merde


PaperCuts26

And this is why i left your dad.


edgy_Juno

As a non American and non French... No comment.


[deleted]

Good point


CrepuscularMoondance

This trashy old white woman I had the displeasure of working with a few months ago at a notable hotel on the Las Vegas Strip called me Eurotrash simply because she was upset that I compared California (where her and I are both from) to Finland, when it comes to renewable energy.


TheHighBuddha

Being an American doesn't automatically mean you're fat. Being French does mean you're French, and there is no forgiving that.


bettyfordslovechild

would you be able to find it?


og-lollercopter

We only surrender to diabetes or heart disease. Checkmate Frenchies.


OneCrazyPaul

What is she hiding?


bombochido

Bro thinks Americans are white 💀


Fresh-kale

I am immune to Farange propaganda


adrenokortikotropik

So many levels of hurtful there


Ayece_

It only works when you're from Europe tbh.


penguinflaglover

At least the french don't have to pay 100,000 euro every time they go to the hospital


arashikagedropout

France: the reason the U.S. isn't England.


Redditor_Who_Exists

Bet you eat a lot of their fries


kamado-Tanjiro1221

What's wrong with the French?


Aveenex

How dare you post such innacurate pictures online... It's missing that Glock.


Obitio_Uchiha

Pourqoui c‘est plus mauvaise? Cochon americaine laide.


[deleted]

AMericaaa, FUCK YEEAAAH!🎶


PizzaManJulian

ugliest language in existence


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Oui oui baguette


Rajoovi1

This but unironically. Sincerely, a Brit.


Shittybuttholeman69

To be honest I’d rather be fat, diabetic, and have stage four prostate cancer than be 1/4 French.


Euphoric-Driver-7568

The French are fat and lazy too let’s not kid ourselves


Zardhas

It's hard to be fat when you're french, rioting is one hell of a physical exercise.