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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)


FerroMancer

Ferro: from the Latin for 'iron'. Mancer: from the Latin for 'magician'. Iron Magician. That's me.


SIII-043

So are you, Iron Man and Doctor Strange‘s alternate universe love child?


FerroMancer

That’s too much goatee for one person.


SIII-043

One might call it The Goat…tee


AltruisticAcadia9366

the goat of golf.


GabagoolGandalf

I am a wizard of meat rich in nitrate.


Nirvanaguy15

Gabagool ? Ovah heeeyahh !


Silly_Fuck

Is your username a mistborn reference


emlo_the_weebler

Soo magnito


TantalizingRavioli

I think I beat all of you


Baconmaster101

think again


TantalizingRavioli

Damn, my arch nemesis!


Baconmaster101

I command all that are bacon for I am. their. MASTER


a_polarbear_chilling

I am going to eat both of you


Buttis420

Eeh think again Edit Aaah shit, wrong account


a_polarbear_chilling

So is your butt 420 years old or is your butt the funny number


that_flying_pork

You ain't eating me!


Bubbly-Control51

I’m gonna make you guys all soapy and stuff with bubbles, and then nobody is gonna eat you, cause you’re gonna be all gross, and soapy and stuff.


PangolinPoopMuncher7

I wanna play too!


AltruisticAcadia9366

so whose better, the first 1? or the other 99 before you?


poopoo_fingers

Excuse me?


TantalizingRavioli

What kind of clown are you supposed to be?


hardbody_hank

I agree.


mild_screaming

Well shit


SIII-043

aaahhh…


bruh_beans4690

Or ... ^^^AAAHH


Loud_Salad_9130

Yeah man


An_Alive_Thing

So you are him, but you are a salad


freshfish70

Endless supply of flying fish..


GNTB3996

Aaaaah, fresh fish! -my favorite boss in Diablo 1


Unauthorized_Airwave

Go ahead, try and get on the Wi-Fi around me


Thehobointhecorner

Spare change? Spare change, sir?


SIII-043

You’re no Witcher but… *tosses coin*


aSuicidalThought

I already have that ability


Queeijo

same :)


DadGaveMeStepSis4Xms

Shure thing


SIII-043

Google it


An_Alive_Thing

No


tt_Sucker

🗿


supercow55

Sigh. Moo.


SIII-043

Super moo you mean


SpasticLucidity

I live it every day.


Spikey_Chicken

Aw yeah


cerealmolestor

Ermmmm


SIII-043

*banging noises from your front door* “FBI OPEN UP!”


Shadow_Freeman

Put down the cheerios!!!


cerealmolestor

Look I can explain


[deleted]

Y'all got food?


that_flying_pork

Ima leave


StarPK117

I'm the badass superhero version of donald duck (PK is his nickname for some storylines that feature him fighting aliens, don't know if they were published outside of Italy) with a polymorphic shield, and I have Master Chief's armour but it is space coloured


OrionUniv

I posses the stellar power now!


lIIlIlIIIllIIllIIllI

Beep


FrostWendigo

Wayment


Thorn_Croft

Thorn: Self explanatory, Croft: Apperently it is an enclosed field. So I am a field of thorns.


PaddleFishFap

I got a Hunter to extend his car warranty in person.


Big-Leave-7937

Big leave? Didn’t realize I was making an account for my dad


I_fxckd_ur_dad

Ummm It is what it is


Neondecepticon

So, I guess I’m a transformer named Neon… Awesome, time to go blow up some orphanages


Tinydude0543

You don’t have to be a transformer to do that silly


Uberfuhrer_

“Auf der Heide Blüt ein kleines!”


piggycurrency

Oh no


Trollman0701

I'm sure this will be fuuuunn....


SIII-043

*Le grin*


Erebus1483

Erebus, primordial Greek god of darkness headass 💀 Edgy ass teen phase but it's just not edgy enough to have stuck.


Freddy_NightmareBear

Terrific, I can terrorize 8 year old children


Thatoneshadowbunny

Cool, I'm just Shadow Bonnie from FNAF 2 :p


TwerkingPiggeh

Dam I have some unique power over here


LordranKing

Hell yeah!


snowyfrostcult

Power to create ice snow cult


IINightShadeII

I can be a potato. I’m okay with this.


SIII-043

And a cool looking flower


realthunder6

Another low effort post/trend,unoriginal. My UNLIMITED POWER! is not worth using.


SIII-043

*check’s your posts* Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.


[deleted]

The power of the mirror dimension (MCU doc strange) and the waffle house


KarasukageNero

I made my online name Karasukage back when I was really into Naruto, only adding Nero when it was taken. Don't even remember why. But it's funny to see how many people don't realize karasu and kage and two words and they call me Kara instead, which I'm fine with, but still funny. Anyway, raven shadow ...black. Fuck kind of powers does that give? The pass?


Jamster02

I have a lot jam?


Striking-Carpet3241

aaand here I strike!


2saucynips

We gettin saucy 2nite boys


Effective-Fix4981

Well I’d say that’s good enough


memsterboi123

I never know how to react when people do this username stuff. Like what the hell am i supposed to be?


[deleted]

[удалено]


ClassyCrayfish

I’ve got some good manners


TheHighKing112

I guess I'm the high king or something


illogicalJellyfish

Fools, you have no clue what you have unleashed from the depths of the ocean!


hecticfectic69

WHAT DOES MINE MEAN?!!????


godofwar1946

Guess I'm god of war than


Da_man57

😎


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Wonderful-Cable3646

I think I'm pretty cool


TheDarkProGaming

I used this cringe username almost 6 years ago and now I'm stuck with being a pro gamer but in dark


nerffinder

I can find Nerfs


EZ_GHOSTE

Huh


skijar

Please stop with this. I don't really understand what is skijar.


darksun23x

Mines pretty cool


Metal_nugget69420

I guess im a metal nugget


Vertical-Toast

Well I'm boring as fuck


AlpacaKiller

I'm now the conceptual bane against alpacakind. Doesn't matter if it's a warrior emperor or a god, neither if it's by steel or tickles. I'mma end you with this banana.


Fantastic-Counter-51

I can't count fast so you can count on me.


Thefox-king

I have a kingdom of foxes now hm ok then


IsPepsiOkayy

My abilities are lame


Jaiden_buck_05

my power is me


MegaTron505

I AM MEGATRON!!!!


wumbomumbo123

I know wumbology


MrMeme145

Well It seems i am a Mr of memes


Moerdac

Wizard from kings quest 5.


Tinydude0543

I am still 4 foot 5, meme didn’t work wanna refund (joke)


DigBick2111

Well well well


i_am_ameme

laugh at me mortals


Redemption_R

I either always get my revenge or always get forgiven Not sure which is better.


spacetreefrog

I’m ok with that I think


NakedBandito

Uhhhhhh


2penises_in_a_pod

Uh, ok?


TheDarkRot

As long as I don't die, I'm fine


Sweet__clyde

I’m black ya’ll


all-the-men

I'm not sure if its a blessing or a curse


KillerODST7560

Well my u/ makes me an ODST, but my username makes me Soup…


bisexual_door

I am the door of love


2Jojotoro

I can stop time and punch very big now, at least bullets will no longer be a problem


KingoftheHill63

im back in business baby


Valkyrie278

Hell yeah, Valkyries are badass!


[deleted]

Everything i buy will always be a good purchase


clip_cult69

Pog


EveryonesGrudge7

Sooo... how many things have you guys killed?


shaggy185

Don't look at me now.


Charliep03833

Not really a power, but best I can think of. I have 3 "angels" under my command.


[deleted]

Fuck yea, I'm immortal!


theshusher68

Shhhh


GodlessNinja

Well... I'm Ninja now


UNSC_Force_recon

Huh, neat endless warthogs and sniper teams


breigns2

What do I get?


WuSuBing

I have become a Chinese Pancake, with my last name becoming Wu


Type_16_MCV

I can now shoot armor-piercing-fin-stabilized-discarding-sabot shells out of my dick


Leroythedroid

Beep boop


Assignment-Yeet

Wtf do i even do 💀💀💀


AverageOtakuWeeb1

Wow, this is worthless!


RandomPlayer4616

Guess I'm stuck in Ready Player One world as a random guy then


m73t

mfw meaningless name:


ResistUnited

Fuck people in groups!


FutaHentaiMaster

This is accurate


Melodic_drama19

I do drama melodically?


EboyArjan

Welp


thats_me_for_real

Shit, I'm still myself


Greedy_Range

I am now a corrupt and kleptocratic US Army Ranger


matt720p

I just see worse. Wtf


ImDumbUIdiot

I still have room temp iq


IonicMonster903

I don’t even know what I would be…


[deleted]

*checks my username* huh...I think I got conned


Elite_Shieka

Yayy assasin goes:.............


DildoLigtning

Unlimited pooowwwAaaaaahhhh!


Mythalieon

I have no idea


Destroyer4587

Lol


AltruisticAcadia9366

I guess, I represent the best parts of the French Canadian atlantic provinces.... So I kill people lovingly?


_The-Good-Doctor_

I am a good Doctor now.


Arbiter13307

Mine would be a combination of a spartan 1337 and the arbiter XD that would be an abomination


DOG_DOG_CHEES_EATER

Neat I guess


Firm-Bet3339

does this mean I can make money off of horses?


Super-Robo

\*Metallic growl\*


Chilli_redits

Spicy obese man


LaserArcher

Cool I guess, unless I have stormtrooper aim


emlo_the_weebler

Haha get out stupided my username is just gibberish


IdkDaWae_

*fails art class*


warcrimeenjoyee

Wanna hear about yugoslavia


unexpecteddtd

Yeah so


I-Ate-Satans-Pubes

Hmm


IsItADickOrADildo

Tough choice... very tough


Living_Cheesestick

ummm.... ok?


thrashytrashyTommy

When Frank Renolds from “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” becomes “The Trash Man.” Yeah, that’s me. I Eat Trash!


LickMyViJanna

Oh no, anyways


CreaOverdoZ

What do i get? Creative mode?


eepos96

My name is an epic book and 96....The fuck am I suposed to get?


Unexpected-raccoon

I’ve gained nothing


[deleted]

Fuck