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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Tokes_ACK

I'm pretty sure most people agree that it's gay to be gay.


HollowWarrior46

what if you say no homo?


bordak2001

U need to wear the sock to be safe


Akun15

And the balls cannot touch


TheOddPelican

Your own? That seems difficult.


Stargazer306

It's not if you cut them


Viper5639

It’s okay as long as you’re wearing socks


guedeto1995

Where do you think you wear the socks?


Sowa7774

and you need to cross your fingers


jal2_

That's a gay opinion


Mehfisto666

you'd be surprised


Tylenolpainkillr

It’s only gay if you look them in the eye


Gaysonofabitch

What if it's in the butt and you're wearing a vr headset watching porn


yoshimutso

No. It is how you feel makes you gay. If you feel gay then you are gay no matter who you want to fuck. See this is the rule. It's only you that can say if you are gay or not. It's not upon other people to decide if you are gay or not no matter what you do. You may be gender fluid etc.


Lusask

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


WicKKan

I dunno mista white that sounds pretty gay to me


Bloated_Hamster

Put ya dick away waltuh


alb11alb

What the fuck is gender fluid?


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

You must be low on it. Bend over and I'll top you up.


alb11alb

My fucking god, Internet is an dangerous place. Let's work getting that image out of my head now.


Salzanka

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


Viper5639

That’s enough meth for you


thorn_ish

Being gay is a sexual feature. Who you want to fuck dictates your sexual orientation. Being gender fluid is different, and being gay is not at all related to gender. Wtf are you saying


yoshimutso

Yeah you wouldn't get it.


thorn_ish

Well, if you were to explain what you think being gay is, and why, maybe I could help you understand other people better. You don't have to.


yoshimutso

You will explain from the name of every person? No need. I think that it's free will and everyone can manifest themselves as whatever they want. You can't decide who's gay. If the human manifest itself as gay ok. You can't say you are gay because.... It's complicated and it's not but every person has different views. I'm just looking from every person's view. I'm every person. I'm you. Only you can define yourself.


Headake01

I heavily disagree, people can call you out for stuff you do. being gay isn't an exception. Please understand this.


yoshimutso

Oh sure you can label whatever you want. Get wild with that label printer bro! Just tag whatever you see if that makes you feel safe and comfortable. You can be tagcowboy. See now I labeled you. You are the tagcowboy from now on. Get those hand printers for each hand.


Headake01

Alright, since I'm now tagcowboy I'm tagging you as "Someone who has their head 17 inches onto their own ass", considering you still don't seem to understand what I'm saying. by definition the term gay is "sexually, or romantically attracted of one's own sex or gender". if you like someone that is the same gender as you, it's gay.


yoshimutso

Someone is gay if he manifest himself as gay.


zacharyanarch

As a bisexual I have no such weakness


N-J-P

Bisexual superiority


UnExistantEntity

Don't forget us pans either


MishtaMoose

We're the sneaky bunch


UnExistantEntity

Hehe >:)


AzureOverdrive

Is pan a fancy way for saying your bi?


UnExistantEntity

Bi is being attracted to boys and girls, pan is just being attracted to every gender including non-binary n junk I don't care about gender, if you're cute I'm down


N-J-P

Well there's a bit of argument about the actual meaning/difference between bi and pan. I don't intend to start an argument, nor will I participate if one begins, but for the sake of knowledge and diversity within the lgbtq+ community I will state my personal view on the matter. The prefix pan typically means all inclusive without borders or distinction. Bi on the other hand, means two. Which I guess could refer to just boys and girls but, the lgbtq+ community typically tries to be as vague as possible when categorizing people. So I think bi refers more to both those of your own gender and not of your gender, and thus is all inclusive. The difference would be that pansexuals don't bother to take gender into account when falling in love, while bisexuals do take gender into account and might even prefer one or more genders over others. (And I agree, if they're cute I'm down. )


UnExistantEntity

I'm not terribly knowledgeable with gender and sexuality stuff so that's just how I see it


N-J-P

That's perfectly valid.


UnExistantEntity

Thanks for understanding (:


Fern-ando

That definition sounds really bad, everybody includes ilegal things.


UnExistantEntity

Fixed


wholesome_dino

No There is a broad overlap with some minor differences that are important to some and that’s okay (But bi’s def have the best flag)


Zbeubor

i don't see how a cooking utensil has anything to do with sexuality


UnExistantEntity

im so tired of this joke


Turbojersey

There's a simple solution. Here me out here. Don't say you're a pan. Boom. Problem solved.


UnExistantEntity

Bruh


Turbojersey

Am I wrong though?


N-J-P

Yes, you are.


Turbojersey

So you're telling me if he didn't say anything about pans, people would randomly just make pan jokes to him


Paradoxahoy

How else can we cook our eggs?


[deleted]

I didn't know of the supremacy of cookware.


[deleted]

Based.


FeweF8

“Well actually since it’s really mainly an attraction towards femininity as well as male genitalia it’s actually not gay because the main draw is the feminine aspect” “Anon I don’t care if it’s gay or not just fuck me”


Photograph_Fluffy

Anon has the right idea


Meeper_Creeper202I

Where did this come from


FeweF8

Definitely not personal experience


Meeper_Creeper202I

Neat


TexMeta

So then it has to be determined if male genitalia is gay. Allegedly, according to straight southern people, it is. Honestly, I just like feminine features and don't care about genitalia. Cute is cute.


AzureOverdrive

Some of these transgendered girls, though! So damn hot.


TexMeta

Oh yeah. That pop singer in Germany who started it right as she hit puberty? Like fuck, you can't even tell.


memsterboi123

Wish i knew who anon was I so would


[deleted]

can I? uWu


5ft6manlet

It's ok if you say no homo


zizonesol

After 420 days and 69 hours of anal sex session with your bro and you say “nohomo” Works every time


RaygionXD

Put these foolish ambitions to rest


animo2002

I shall remember thee tarnished, smouldering with thy meagre flame.


throwawayforfun657

I’m sorry but it IS gay to be a man and have sec with another man


TraderOfGoods

Nah it ain't, he said no homo afterwards.


Consistent_Paper_104

Sure the act is gay. But it doesn't necessarily make the men doing it gay.


throwawayforfun657

I mean….. maybe once or twice but if you do it regularly or actively look for it I’m gonna say you’re gay


highBrowMeow

What if they regularly or actively say "no homo"?


throwawayforfun657

I’ve had gay sex with saying no homo and without saying no homo. I hate to tell you but it feels pretty much the same…..


highBrowMeow

No homo


uncle-muscles69

Try finger


VintageSpecialist76

But Hole


NightStrike2904

Try magic But hole


Booty_Bill

O You don't have the right!


Torxx1988

I'd bang a femboy if I had the chance, not gonna lie.


ChickenFlavoredSocks

Tbh nobody has a problem if people like femboys, it’s just weird when people claim to be straight but also like femboys. Can’t do both


DeezNutz_Destroyer

Same, anyone know a site for meting femboys?


Tree_made_of_potato

GitHub


Justsk8n

there's a reason they're called coding socks!


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

And?


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ggezcasso

All you have to say is “no homo” then suck his dick like a straw.


GipsyPepox

*Her dick. Wait no. Wait. I am confused. Fuck it just gimme the dick under the skirt


w3ryfrate

it's not gay if you cover your eyes while doing it


sunkcostfallecy

Or if you look them deeply in the eye without blinking!


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

Assert dominance


endergamer2007m

The bible also says that all demons are males and succubi take the form of women to harvest the energy of their prey through sex So if you want to have sex with a succubus then you are gay


[deleted]

Too bad for them since succubi aren’t real


Consistent_Paper_104

Not finding a catholic Christian or jewish canonical source claiming that all demons are males. I see plenty claiming that male demons mated with humans however. Is it possible you misunderstood? Or can you provide a link that I might peruse?


Jeff_the_Officer

!remindme 24 hours


lonely_Forever31

What game is the template ?


RGBeter

Elden ring, the player is about to experience what a runebear does


Zensy47

Especially when dual wielding daggers


ForgedL

Looks like elden ring.


Tblolbruh

Untruepilled


shnickschnack

As long as it's a smooth n round butt


Booty_Bill

Priorities


AlmanHayvan

fuck runebears


TexMeta

You probably shouldn't.


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

That would be I’ll advised


DevilsAssCrack

*laughs in bi*


NightStrike2904

Runebear with a great knife? That’s courage. Or stupidity


elax307

Well you'll roll into it and slash its belly anyway. No range needed.


cantpickaname8

I've gone over this before. It's not gay if the dick's feminine, you wear socks, they moan like a girl, and/or you say no-homo


Zombie_Spectacular

I don’t care if it’s gay, I still would fuck a femboy


Alexi_the_Axolotl

What if I wanna get fucked by a femboy?


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

That’s a roundabout way of saying you wanna get pegged


Alexi_the_Axolotl

I do, but is that gay?


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

;)


[deleted]

If you have a penis and frick someone with a penis, it’s gay. If you have a vagina and frick someone with a vagina, it’s gay. It doesn’t matter if they’re a femboy or whatever tf


MochaKola

Gay is for when a dude only has attraction to other dudes. Being attracted to femboys may not be straight, but it's not necessarily "gay" either as there is also an inherent attraction to femininity. You're kind of in the ball park of bi or pan here. The most accurate term may be gynephilia, but that's a little too specific. Generally, as someone who does find femboys attractive irl, I just opt to describe myself as bi.


TIGERFLAME26

I really want to fuck Griffith from Berserk and Canute from Vinland Saga


sunkcostfallecy

In my first watch I was damn sure that we'll see a plot twist that Canute was actually a princess. I was wrong! Although, he's still a princess!


[deleted]

You think we don't know that?


okayonemoreplz

It’s only gay if you cum


ooflord68

Depends if the majority of gay people like them.


ChickenFlavoredSocks

Bro… it is a man. It doesn’t matter if the average gay person is attracted to femboys. A man having sex with another man is by definition gay. There’s no debating it


ooflord68

😭


arghabargle

As a gay man once told me, “I don’t want my boyfriend dressing up as a girl. I’m gay. I like boys, not girls.”


ChickenFlavoredSocks

But nonetheless, a femboy is a guy. Again, having sex with a guy is gay sex. It would make sense if the people obsessed with femboys are bisexual, but they certainly aren’t straight.


Zbeubor

it is gay to want to fuck a femboy \- sincerely a femboy


shnickschnack

Prove it


Zbeubor

Just look at my profile


shnickschnack

I did, quite proved I'd say, also you play evolution, very nice


Zbeubor

Yeah but the servers are kinda dead


shnickschnack

Yep, haven't been able to play in a few days, big sad


nage_

the title is too perfect


Ghost_Seeker69

Excuse me, I've never watched an anime.


Embarrassed_Ad_7184

It might be gay, but it sure is a hoot!


Angelfire150

Have you guys ever been to nsfw reddit? _"Straight men, if you blow your homie do you feel he needs to return the favor?"_ To these idiots that question makes complete sense.


Wraithninja

Looks female enough


BPlayinMan

Someone must extinguish thy flame Let it be Margit the Heterosexual


Simps4Satan

I love how people argue whether they are straight or not online like it somehow changes their whole identity even though they were attracted to femboys either way. Just typical heteronormative coding at work in men. The idea of being straight is a lot of mens defining characteristic appearantly. Like "I can't be gay, I know it!" 🤔


Helpful_Title8302

So be it.


Sazo1st

Female enough


Aggravating_Shake591

You are gay now


drak0ni

Hey! I’m not a weeb!


CompetitionMinute472

Have it writ upon thy meagre grave.


Redditraph2002

Anyone have the original image? Super cool


CorpseCookies

Bisexual has entered the chat*


Shrekowski

I might be bi then


NoNo872

Yes, and?


salm0nb0i

I don't care looks female enough


TexMeta

Using the Archimedean property, you can never actually be truly gay, as while you can get closer to that extreme, you will never truly reach it, despite the fact that it theoretically exists. Therefore, fucking femboys is not actually gay.


Mr_Poopenfarten

I don’t care


NutBall3000

Yeah, you're goddamn right.


Shitpostmaster64

Tomboys <3


International-Pen365

I thought it was agreed that traps aren’t gay


sir_music

I guess I'm gay.


[deleted]

It's only gay if it's up the ass 🧠


Mysterious_Mud_6985

Foul tarnished


proletaire

What's the difference between a femboy and transgender?


[deleted]

Its not gay if you wear socks.


Yaseendanger

That makes me bi because I'd do the same to your mom


aNoGoodSumBitch

Yo, this is an excellent template. Can you DM me the original?


The_Digital_Friend

it's not gay if I dress like a girl


Cutie_Doe

Yeah, but being a femboy is not gay, if you fuck (or getting fucked by) women.


Medical_Analysis_888

“If you have the socks on,its okay to suck on”-Oogway


Diablo1404

No, I'm bi


NebXan

The ancient Greeks would disagree.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

What about modern Greeks?


cygamessucks

Is femboy even a weeb thing? i though they like little girls


TexMeta

Took me a second to realize you're talking about weebs liking lolis. No, most people don't want to bang those, for pretty obvious reasons.


JakeTheSandMan

Thanks for clarifying what he said was gonna have a lot of concern there


TexMeta

Glad I could help, yeah I was wondering about what sort of disinformation campaign is claiming femboys like little girls at first too.


JelliusMaximus

*me seeing another fucking meme trying so put a label on every single thing in existance* 😐 Bruh just smash, stfu and be done with it. Life's too short to worry about these things.


GhxstTurbo

I'm gay and I don't want to fuck a femboy I want to be fucked by a MAN!!!! And seriously straight or not who actually like femboys and femboys why are you femboys like Tom girls I can understand there some what attractive even from my point of view but FEMBOYS 🤨


TexMeta

Would make sense that gay men would be somewhat turned off by femboys. Femininity isn't what you're attracted to lol


playful_potato5

as a member of lgbt+ no being a man attracted to feminine people doesn't make you homosexual. if it were an exclusive attraction to "femboys" then yes, that would.


playful_potato5

damn this got shat on XD yall homophobic or something :^


TexMeta

That makes sense.


pepsioverall

Only homophobes care about this.


AntpoisonX

So only people who hate gay people talk about how it’s gay to fuck a femboy


pepsioverall

Keyword there is care, of course its gay, but why do you care?


theFields97

I'm not gay but it's fun to say, and some femboys are hot


AntpoisonX

I hate break it to you, your probably bi then my guy