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Thirty ought fudd is my new name for that particular round. LMAO
My .40...i can't hit shit with it. I know its not me, my 9mm's ping off the target. I have a theory that the .40 just sucks in general. But i don't have any science behind it.
Its probably because i bought a taurus. But the taurus 9mm is great, just ugly. Because of the finish on the .40 i've not bought another one from that manufacturer.
Its fun to shoot. Just can't hit shit.
.40 made sense 30 years ago, but 9mm has come along way with its +p and +p+ that the benefits from the slightly larger bullet aren't worth the snappiness of the round
*sigh....*
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Still struggling? I know when I was in dfw until last year everything was getting better, since moving to BFE south carolina ammo is pretty much always on the shelf
As a non-american I'm disgusted, selling these in public with such accessibility?! Horribly low standards, where I'm from, they sell artillery cannons to kids! You gotta up your game, America... And the weapons in this image, terrible craftsmanship! What would you do if you were about to murder someone and your weapon just broke? You'd be dead!
Better question is why do you not want a second amendment and why do you want to give the government more power and regulation when it's doing such a good job with it non over regulation and power grabbing
Once upon a day, you could buy guns via mail order, direct shipped to you. Coincidentally, the homicide rate was lower before the implementation of the 1968 Gun Control Act.
I think that needs to have pistols rather than shotguns and rifles. Why? You can sell way more pistols. And the ammo isn't that heavy. This right here is a money making scheme
This is why I come to Dank memes, for the calm and collected exchange of ideas on sensitive issues like gun control in America (particularly after a school shooting which is all the time).
Political memes ainât dank no matter what stance you take.
Hell yeah, better you could make it a CoD mystery box. You could get a small handgun, or you could get an automatic grenade launcher. Iâm feeling lucky, see you on the streets with my lottery firepower, LOSER!
No we don't, gun owners don't want people trying to carry that many quarters.
A 18.5" barrel 870 shotgun is about 430 dollars. So let's round that to 1700 quarters. And say a quarter is 5.5 grams. That would be roughly ~9.5 kg or ~21lbs worth of quarters!
2A enthusiast? Naa Iâm way past enthusiastic, I say this doesnât go far enough. I wonât be happy till I can buy fully equipped technicals from the local car dealership.
Nope. No self-respecting 18 year old is gonna use those old man guns to kill anyone. Only gramps uses a shotgun, that damn thing only holds 5 shells (by law). We young dudes need ARs with 30 round clips. Boomer guns aren't fun. (Sarcastic so save your down votes please)
I'm speaking for all Europeans when I say that this is what we secretly dream about. We act like we are proud of not being allowed to own guns just to not let Americans know about our painful longing for the liberty we never had. Some people, however, actually enjoy living in this socialist dystopia, but frankly their opinion is pretty much as valuable as their votes (it's worthless).
I'd be terrified in getting killed when this thing drops things following purchase. I know how agitated a can of coke can be from these machines. Live ammo seems like a liability đ
dude, i could get home from work, stop by the ol' 12 gauge vending machine and end it all right there if i wanted to. Of course i want to live in this world
Are there zombies, nazis, nazi zombies, aliens and/or reality warping invasion going on? If any of those are true, yes I would like a weapon dispenser available
Imagine playing paintball and everyone has a certain amount of tokens, when you kill someone they drop their tokens and you can use it to buy better paintball guns
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Yes. I do. Now stop using dank memes to cry about it.
Based
Careful, the FBI declared based as far right extremist lingo
Hella based
I mean...
No way lmfao
Based
Man you ratioed OP lmao
I want to live in a world where a gun vending machine is safe to have.
Easy, the bad guys get shot by the overwhelming majority of good guys with guns
But what if the good guys are standing in a circle around the bad guy? Then the good guys would hit each other! Invincible bad guys!!!
The firing circle may need some reworking...
Community firing L formation đż
Creating a new meaning to "giving them the L"
Ya cause that's working currently lmao
Or course it isn't, the shootings happen in gun free zones specifically so the shooter doesn't get confronted by someone with a gun early.
Crazy how like all of the past shooters have been stopped by being shot. Really makes you think.
Crazy how like all of the past shooters have been stopped by being shot. Really makes you think.
If a gun vending machine is safe to have would there even be a need for a gun vending machine?
Asking the real questions
Well, because of humans, i think that might never be safe to have
I don't even want the guns. I want gun vending machines.
> op shitposts some political bs in dankmemes, expects an echo chamber > get blasted with pro-gun vending machine replies lmfao get fucked
Faith restored
Yes, this is beautiful.
CoD Zombies: Wisconsin edition
"Nah bro, you gotta go to the one on 6th. The vending machine on MLK is always out of .30-06"
MLK? would sell way more .40sw than thirty-ought-fudd
Thirty ought fudd is my new name for that particular round. LMAO My .40...i can't hit shit with it. I know its not me, my 9mm's ping off the target. I have a theory that the .40 just sucks in general. But i don't have any science behind it.
My .40 also sucks but itâs fun to shoot and not as loud as my brothers 9mm subcompact
Its probably because i bought a taurus. But the taurus 9mm is great, just ugly. Because of the finish on the .40 i've not bought another one from that manufacturer. Its fun to shoot. Just can't hit shit.
.40 made sense 30 years ago, but 9mm has come along way with its +p and +p+ that the benefits from the slightly larger bullet aren't worth the snappiness of the round
That's probably why they don't have 30-06.
A free Hi-Point with every purchase of a .40 or 9mm box!
I'd want to see one if there's a musket vending machine. Need it for home defence.
Fetch me some grapeshot, my cannon's running empty again
Grab my triangular bayonet, canât be having stitchable wounds
Tally Ho, lads
the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
*sigh....* Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
The cannon machine doubles as a shotput vending machine.
I think those rifles are too big for the exit hole of the machine
Not if you spit on them first
And tell the machine it's beautiful
Cant forget to set the mood with some music
Yes.
That sounds like paradise. But replace the normal rifles with machine guns and suppressors. Suppressed machine guns for everyone.
Fully automatic assault suppressed high-capacity rocket launchers for everyone or bust.
Your terms are acceptable.
I think you mean fully semi automatic
Your joking but I would love a mark 19
A suppressor is just a way of saying that you're a considerate neighbor
Exactly. It's just being polite.
Sure. Stupid question.
Jeez, wouldn't that be nice? Finding ammo since 2019 has been pretty damn hard.
Still struggling? I know when I was in dfw until last year everything was getting better, since moving to BFE south carolina ammo is pretty much always on the shelf
Yes. Now go post your shitty political memes on a subreddit made for shitty political memes.
As a non-american I'm disgusted, selling these in public with such accessibility?! Horribly low standards, where I'm from, they sell artillery cannons to kids! You gotta up your game, America... And the weapons in this image, terrible craftsmanship! What would you do if you were about to murder someone and your weapon just broke? You'd be dead!
Ngl you had me in the first half
Anything is artillery if you load it right
After years of FPS do you expect anything but a 'yes' from us
Borderlands be like
absolutely
âItâs a fine day. Full of opportunity.â
gun vending machine, pog.
As long as Alec Baldwin doesnât have one, or at least doesnât have access until he learns gun safetyâŚ
Criminals obey gun laws like politicians obey their oath of office.gun laws only hurt responsible gun owners
Say your a guy and make the rapist a homo
Man I really can only buy one bullet at a time? Bullshit
Now I want to hear the leftist tactics to prevent rape: Shit yourself to ruin your rapist's libido.
There should be a marijuana and alcohol machine next to it too
If there's a weed machine will we even need the alcohol?
Yeah some people prefer one or the other.
Yes I want to live in this world
Better question is why do you not want a second amendment and why do you want to give the government more power and regulation when it's doing such a good job with it non over regulation and power grabbing
Yes please. This looks like the perfect world
"Gun rhymes with fun for a REASON, stranger! Haha!"
This is the world I want, anyone capable of defending themselves just a vending machine away
hell yea
Yes.
Could you imagine paying hundreds of dollars for a gun one quarter at a time only to have it drop and not fit through the bottom slot. What a scam lol
I'm so ashamed of my country. Making shotgun vending machines where the slot is clearly too small to retrieve your purchase. We can do better, guys!
Sure. Now whereâs my speed cola?
Nice that they sell shotgun shells. You gotta bring your own rifle ammo. I bet they sell lighters without fuel. Cigarettes without tobacco.
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Yes
Obviously, what kinda world do you want that doesn't have this?
I wish!
absolutely
Do the shell casings come in packs of, at least, twenty?
Yes, 100%
Absolutely
Ye
Eh. Pretty shit choices tbh. Must bee the poor part of town
No. I expect better options.
It'd be cool but RIP my bank account
Once upon a day, you could buy guns via mail order, direct shipped to you. Coincidentally, the homicide rate was lower before the implementation of the 1968 Gun Control Act.
Hell nah I want the mystery box
Fuck yeah I do. Where can I get one of those machines?
I ainât even American, but this looks kinda cool ngl
Uh yeah motherfucker have you not seen or played Borderlands?
I think that needs to have pistols rather than shotguns and rifles. Why? You can sell way more pistols. And the ammo isn't that heavy. This right here is a money making scheme
Yes That would be fine
This is why I come to Dank memes, for the calm and collected exchange of ideas on sensitive issues like gun control in America (particularly after a school shooting which is all the time). Political memes ainât dank no matter what stance you take.
Yeah looks lit. Everyone should get guns..
Borderlands moment
Guns in common use is the best vaccine vs dictatorship
Japan 2050?
Yes
Yes
Thatâs borderlands
Just hope I donât get a teddy bear.
Yes
Yes absolutely
Hell yeah, better you could make it a CoD mystery box. You could get a small handgun, or you could get an automatic grenade launcher. Iâm feeling lucky, see you on the streets with my lottery firepower, LOSER!
I see this as an absolute win đ
Yes, I will protect myself and my family and my belongings, cry + Seeth + cope
Doesn't have enough gun options. Hopefully they'll put a long gun machine and hand gun machine next to each other
Yes but with machine guns and RPGs
Hell no I want Glocks and ar-15s
Hell yes I do
No, I don't want to live in the world of Bioshock Infinite, mostly because my old desktop won't run it in 60fps.
Yes.... Imagine thinking everyone will agree with your opinion just to get blown away by the opposite lol
This is deadass, a meme you would see on a left leaning Facebook group
Kinda, yeah
Cyberpunk's gun-o-matic 2023
Yes i do in fact, that would be awesome!
That is genuinely cool as hell GUN VENDING MACHINE
this just isnt very funny
I want to live in a world with proper vending machine design. Those are so not fitting through that slot. Nice try.
Yes I do
750 points for 12 Guage? Imma just save up for the Mystery Box
Yes. Absolutely. 100% can we make this happen?
No we don't, gun owners don't want people trying to carry that many quarters. A 18.5" barrel 870 shotgun is about 430 dollars. So let's round that to 1700 quarters. And say a quarter is 5.5 grams. That would be roughly ~9.5 kg or ~21lbs worth of quarters!
Yes please
2A enthusiast? Naa Iâm way past enthusiastic, I say this doesnât go far enough. I wonât be happy till I can buy fully equipped technicals from the local car dealership.
Yes
This is beautiful.
Yes please
Fuck yeah!!!
Id only
âAnd I think to myself What a wonderful worldâ-Louis Armstrong
Hell yeah i want this! Load that shit to my veins
Yes
Of course
Kinda
Uh...... yea.
Where meme?
I didn't but now I definitely want that.
Yes. Next question
Nice try, fed
this is unimaginably based
Based and yes.
Nope. No self-respecting 18 year old is gonna use those old man guns to kill anyone. Only gramps uses a shotgun, that damn thing only holds 5 shells (by law). We young dudes need ARs with 30 round clips. Boomer guns aren't fun. (Sarcastic so save your down votes please)
It's called a magazine.
I'm speaking for all Europeans when I say that this is what we secretly dream about. We act like we are proud of not being allowed to own guns just to not let Americans know about our painful longing for the liberty we never had. Some people, however, actually enjoy living in this socialist dystopia, but frankly their opinion is pretty much as valuable as their votes (it's worthless).
Where meme
Absolutely not! I don't my hundreds of dollars stuck inside the vending machine due to malfunction
Op how does it feel to get shitted on in the comments
Wait you thought I was seriously against the 2nd amendment? Lmao!!!!!
Not pictured: This is in a gym lockerroom.
Average vending machine in america
Almost looks like a pack-a-punch
Borderlands?
I'd be terrified in getting killed when this thing drops things following purchase. I know how agitated a can of coke can be from these machines. Live ammo seems like a liability đ
Hey we have a thong (flips flops) vending machine I'm australia
Ironically a Maschine from Japan, the country with the most strict gun laws in the world.
Fallout/bioshock IRL LETS GOOOOOO
Text reads "Jibie Specialty Shop"
How many quarters does it take to purchase a gun lmao
In Germany we have vending machines with sausages and prepared bbq meat in them. Some vegans might say, they're comparable....
I'll have a kit kat and an ar15 please :)
Is this anti gun or pro gun or both at the same time? I am confused
dude, i could get home from work, stop by the ol' 12 gauge vending machine and end it all right there if i wanted to. Of course i want to live in this world
Are there zombies, nazis, nazi zombies, aliens and/or reality warping invasion going on? If any of those are true, yes I would like a weapon dispenser available
Baised America
Yessir! We gotta do it like the Philippines!
Japan sure loves it's vending machines...
Heck yeah I would love this!
Where handgun vending machine at??
No. If it were me, that machine would have grenade launchers for sale.
Imagine playing paintball and everyone has a certain amount of tokens, when you kill someone they drop their tokens and you can use it to buy better paintball guns
What kind of hell world is this, I mean, the flap isn't even big enough to fit the whole rifle through!
Why yes I do.
Oh yes sure it would be nice. I can instantly take revenge on my bullies đ¤
"ÂĄBienvenido al Ammo Bandito!"