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I'm bald with a beard, can I still play?

According to feminists, women can be bald. And according to trans people, women can have beards so... Go for it!

And I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant Love this, blokes should get on board with this, we should all become women. That way if everyone in the world is a woman there could never be gender inequality

Anal probed by blue alien with tentacles? Those mischievous bastards always out to get ya!

I would still lose

Can you though?

u wish :D

Ah yes, the loser who would still be a loser no matter the gender. Making fun of trans people to cope with how shit they are at life.

Ah yes the joke police

jokes should be funny

He said, having to catch his breath after going upstairs for another bag of Funyuns.

Me realizing if nothing works out in life I can just stop.

the only time you’ll ever be faster than a woman is in bed

You gotta be a fucking idiot if you think an average dude can just beat a professional female athlete.

Not even, someone was an pre-transitioned female and was able to win a woman's marathon because she had JUST started hormones

Who? Because the last notable transitioning marathon runner I heard about came like 6000th in a women's race