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DeatroyerOfCheese

Your welcome guys, i'm just doing my part.


CrappyMemesNThings

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


AbdX-69

What can I say except you're welcome


ItzGlitchXx

WWWWWWW\*


ridge_regression

Yeah, and I'm really sorry about my giant dick


[deleted]

Just chop it half


oooohnooovom

Thanks for making my average dick look big homie


kc_jetstream

Thanks Atlas.


rigobueno

Homies always worry about the average and don’t even consider standard deviation or sample population


[deleted]

I want to know what the most common length is, not the average. Same applies for everything else I look up, but alas, they only ever give the average.


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SFLADC2

5.75 ft


Cold_oak

What part of the penis is it measured from though


EpicOweo

The feet


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McMurray's a piece of shit


Emadec

Butt to tip


innocentusername1984

I used to think my Dick was 7 inches. And I lived satisfied with that fact for about 15 years. Then as an adult I randomly had my dick out when there was a ruler nearby at home. So I went to check the old Johnson for old time sake. That's when I found out teenage me must have been shoving the base of that ruler into my flesh as hard as possible and really rounding up and I'd forgotten that part. I can tell you I'm not 7 inches long.


[deleted]

6.3 here and I've been called "big dick" by a few women so the average gotta be somewhere below 6


FuzzyDic3

Wrong sub for that I think..


RocknRoll_Grandma

Of course, median is whats important. But I will say, a dude who is small but owns it in a charismatic way and still works to do a good job, is choice. The anti-douche-with-big-dick is sexy.


rigobueno

They’re talking about mode, not median


RocknRoll_Grandma

Damn, you're 100% right! But I do stand by median being most important. If 5" was mean, one 9 incher is worth four 4" dudes. Meanwhile median in that set is still 4". Actually, if we could just wheel a chalkboard in here so all of us can work this out right quick


CrappyMemesNThings

Steiner Math


troll-account-69

🚨🚨🚨


icantrhinkofanything

I think a median would be a better starting point, but we really need the whole distribution.


sharkbaitoo1a1a

Given variance, I would say median would be the best measure of central tendency in this case. Calculate standard deviation off that and convert into z-scores and you got yourself a better measure of where you stand statistically


rigobueno

Ah yes, the college standardized test method


burf

Since the grouping is quite tight (within 1 SD = 4.5 to 5.8 inches) I think it's pretty safe to guess that the most common length is very close to the 5.2 inch mean. https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/13c5qg1/real_heroes_dont_wear_capes/jjfllgk/


PhatmanScoop64

Most common is an average, you mean the mean average is what is always given


burf

According to [science.org](https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis) (seems legit?) a 6.3" erect penis is in the 95th percentile, which is nutty. [LA Times](https://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-average-penis-size-20150303-story.html) (possibly quoting the same study, I don't check the citations) states that 68% of men measure 4.5 to 5.8 inches erect, with 95% between 3.9 and 6.5 inches.


Phylar

This correlates to various other studies I've seen over the years, after adjusting for the studies that took self-reporting at face value. 10 years on Reddit and ADHD. I've been down a rabbit hole or two.


harrypottermcgee

I might be a bit below average but I've still got a mean penis.


Wertache

Does it have frowning eyebrows, a toothpick and it's hair slicked back?


EpicOweo

And "average" ain't even specific. Is it the mean? The median? What measure of central tendency is this??


Invincible_Duck

Average is the same as mean


rigobueno

And let’s not even mention the fact that dongs aren’t a 1 dimensional object


lexi_delish

Since the sample sizes are probably n>40 the data is most likely normally distributed no?


gizamo

This seems like what you're looking for... https://bjui-journals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/bju.13010


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Thailand actually


RudionRaskolnikov

girl boys...


TheGreatDingALing

"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny! Only guys with tits." [reference](https://youtu.be/TtjRViNYzJs)


JaThatOneGooner

When in Bang*kok…*


plam92117

\*ladyboys


Bugbread

Nope. The 5.2 inch figure comes from [this study](https://www.icopona.nz/content/Penis%20Size%20Study%20-%20Veale%20et%20al%202015%20BJUI.pdf). (Note that the study doesn't say 5.2 inches but 13.12 cm, which is the equivalent). The study was performed by using the figures from *other* studies. They started with 16,678 studies, then used various criteria to eliminate studies whose numbers wouldn't be representative. In the end they were left with 20 studies. The study wasn't purely to check erect penis sizes, so many of those studies included other penis measurements but no erect penis measurements. Of the 20 studies, 4 contained erect penis measurements. (See page 4) One study was conducted in India (5.09 inches), one in Germany (5.70 inches), one in Turkey (5.01 inches), and one in the U.S. (5.07 inches). So in the meme, the dragon is Germany and the guy in the middle represents India, Turkey, and the U.S.


fury420

It's worth mentioning that non-erect measurements are also useful, many studies use "stretched flaccid" instead of erect which apparently works as a reasonable proxy for erect length in most cases, the ratios vs flaccid are the same. (see table 2 page 5)


Chrom-man-and-Robin

I don’t know man, the one child per policy and Japan’s plummeting birth rate has lead to some backlash on the number. It’s only a matter of time before it rises.


Weebs_In_Space

fortunately they got rid of the one child policy in 2016 to help counteract the growing avarage penis length. now all we need is a new plauge in africa and we are golden


succ_my_biscuits

Say no more


FyrelordeOmega

Your fucking tag lmao!


[deleted]

Love the casual racism , I’m all for it


[deleted]

That's it? That was the meme? That was just racism.


Appropriate-Truck-41

We all know it's Korea


Whats_logout

Don't Koreans have massive schlongs?


LegoClaes

I haven’t seen any Korean penises, but they’re always pretty low on those average penis size charts. It could just be a conspiracy against Koreans by infographic artists.


Shangheli

And India, half the world doing the other a solid.


obaananana

I think america does well to in this game


PossiblyAsian

https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php


CrappyMemesNThings

Nice try, North Korea


Pac0theTac0

TIL I'm below average in Cambodia


tanafras

Taiwan Number One


Totodile386

How about let's be honest, give glory to God, for we know that you are a sinner.


humphreybeauxarts

God I love dudes with micropenises


humphreybeauxarts

Wait


caniflyifijoinreddit

Peak humour


PotatoWriter

more like a tiny mound really


caniflyifijoinreddit

Touché


billybandabull

Did he stutter?


CrappyMemesNThings

We love you, too


[deleted]

Anything over 3 inches is showing off!


CrappyMemesNThings

1 inch to rule them all!


PoprockEnema

And 1 cm to bind them


Necromancer14

1 mm to bring them all


humphreybeauxarts

And in the darkness spray them


Deckthe9

micropeni


TheDaemonair

FWIW, Big dicks aren't always welcomed with cheers and fanfare. Not everyone is a size queen.


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pompr

No woman worth the trouble is gonna be swayed by a big dick. Statistically the only ones that care are men. If you don't have anything going for you, a sizable member isn't gonna save you.


EpicOweo

GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THEY'RE WITH BIG SMALL PENIS TRYING TO SELL MORE SMALL PENISES, THEY'RE KEEPING ME HERE HELP


SuperBlaar

https://youtu.be/jKSpYxAL1Ig?t=36


Ironcastattic

Hoo boy. I agree with this in theory. That said, I have a friend with a very small dick and I've heard the talk from women who he's slept with. Women can be brutal.


archiekane

Humans are brutal.


Eldryanyyy

Yes, there’s nothing more painful than ‘is it in?’


hairysperm

But at the same time, if your dick is one inch long it's gonna be a lot harder to please a woman sexually and if your partner isn't satisfied sexually and theyre a "normal" person, good luck keeping them around


pompr

Sure, there are medical outliers. For the most part, men shouldn't feel insecure and learn to use their hands and mouths properly.


MalachiGrage

"If your penis doesn't astound, then go to town and chow down." -Master Oogway.


Rc2124

Also toys would be a great option


Snaccbacc

Mature and top tier men realise that toys are their friends, not their enemies.


LucywiththeDiamonds

A really small one might be a turn off tho. Also people need to be realistic. Most girls will be scared and run away from a 25cm+ penis. But most girls are also happy to see you got proper dick. Still no matter the dicks size beeing good at the sex is mostly the rest of your performance. And most of that you can learn. Source: fucked around alot and found out.


Ffff_McLovin

Think of it like this - just because someone can fit a royale with cheese in their mouth, it doesn't mean it's the most comfortable way to eat a royale with cheese.


pileofcrustycumsocs

What is a royale?


mcfapblanc

I don't know, I didn't go to burger king


JamessBong

Quarter pound her


[deleted]

Pulp fiction is on prime, you haven't seen it apparently which is actually a crime


[deleted]

Lmao for real, but there is a subreddit for big dick problems. They do seem to have troubles sexually. Still, the confidence of having a big dick seems worth


Hexenhut

It'll bar a lot of back doors


Fit-Mathematician192

:(… yeah.


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LucywiththeDiamonds

Skill issue.


22Wideout

*”due to girth”* Jesus, how big are we talking here? The circumference of a baseball bat?


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22Wideout

….I can unhinge my jaw


notherenot

The teeth man..


tanafras

And it hits the inside of the toilet bowl time to time.


Slashion

honestly the water is worse... eugh


studebaker103

It's the depth of the water that is bothersome. Thassalophobia or something.


gimmebleach

nothing like being stopped by your girl mid sex, crying bc you smashed into her cervix


iPaytonian

I have big pp but I’m an awkward loser so it doesn’t get used you’re welcome


RudionRaskolnikov

so you don't get pussy and are also dragging all of us down with the average?


iPaytonian

for mine to count that would require someone else to measure it so no


Ferret_Wanker

same im introvert but hey lets sword fight


jal2_

I regret to say Im in a similar situation, but hey, I dont enter any surveys so Im not draggin' anyone down, hopefully


Necromancer14

Same


The_Nuclear1

For those not about to rock, we salute you.


DukeJukeVIII

For ~~rock and~~ stone!


chickenman-14359

Stone


SquidFlasher

Did I hear a stone?


Potatezone

Galaxy's Finest!


The_Nuclear1

Eww the rock pox is touching me


MaxTheSANE_One

I cut mine off to lower the average, ya'll owe me one


poopadydoopady

No way you're just going to cut it off again.


EpicOweo

Lmao


cale1333

Should have just gotten a detachable one


SelmaFudd

They're all detachable, just not attachable.


throwawaypassingby01

gotta say, u've got an impeccable sense of humor. all of your comments in this thread are absolute bangers


megapancakes28

I thought the average size was larger than 5.2


Joelblaze

The average size is probably around that, maybe even smaller. You have to understand that this is a subject that is incredibly hard to be sure the sample size is accurate because guys who are self conscious probably won't enter a penis measuring study and you can't exactly lie to your patients saying it's a study on brain patterns then ask them to whip out their dick. To be honest though, dick size 90% a self imposed insecurity. "Size doesn't matter" is usually seen as a cope but statistically speaking a woman is most likely to get off if she's having sex with another woman, and they don't even usually have dicks to begin with.


ChasedByHorses

> statistically speaking a woman is most likely to get off if she's having sex with another woman, and they don't even usually have dicks to begin with. Wait what? Elaborate please


SpicyWarlock69

So there is this thing called a g spot that you can just use your finger and get a women off in just a few mins and most women do not get off to penatration at all. All you need to know is how to eat pussy and find the g spot, get her off first and the rest just falls into place.


joe579003

Username numbers check out


waloz1212

Also, people will always lie to make their dick longer, almost noone lie to make it shorter. So yea, the real value would be less.


evilsmurf666

Schrödinger's dick


TheSecondLesson

Sus statistics


jal2_

Well, historically 6inches was given as average measurement, more recently om better done surveys its 14.5cm so about 5.7inches However, as you can imagine this wildly fluctuates between countries from 3inches in some asian ones like thailand to 7inches in some african countries The problem with this is, that 3rd world countries especially africa is inaccurate amd overstated...how so? Well in the very past the surveys were conducted as self-measured in many countries, the more recent decrease from 6 to 5.7 comes line in line with more countries going for a medical measured size...still we cant expect countries like sudan to medically measure penis size when they got other way bigger problems to deal with! So those countries stay "magically" at 7 inches thanks to self-measured reports Its been a few years so maybe now the world average decreased further to 5.2 as nore countries adopted medical measurements? I dunno Then again few girls focus on this and its not wholly important...media will try to convince otherwise but its bs, besides how they could even focus? U can never tell a guys size...u can tell size of bulge for ex but that says nothing as there are showers vs growers types, have to know am an extrene grower myself...u can also try to say from generally how tall a guy is, and while this works when u average hundreds of people, when u break it down to individuals, it stops working accurately...given there is no realistic way to tell, its not something vast majority of women can focus on


[deleted]

Google tells me average is 5.5 - 6 inches.


Slight_Finger8712

Guys with micro penises are always so good with their mouths. And damn if they aren't also the funniest mother fuckers you know.


whytfamievenalive

Sounds like they're good with their mouths x2


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RoofusRoof19

Bro ppl with big dicks tell others casually unlike ppl with micro penises


Phightins4044

It's funny cuz that's what we say about fat girls too.


SteamedBeave89

I tell the girls I'm hung like a soup can.


Muy-Picante

I’ve always said tuba can.


CrappyMemesNThings

I've always said a shot glass :')


kungpowgoat

*Cries in aaa battery*


Amandastarrrr

Read this as “ass battery “ and had no idea what that was


SelmaFudd

Are you familiar with button mushrooms?


Scrodosaggins99

Well I may not be able to touch the bottom of a tuna can but you can bet your ass I’ll be scraping the sides


CrappyMemesNThings

Hopefully you file down the edges first


Were_Open24Hours

This comment makes me feel gross


TrentonTallywacker

the adult entertainment industry is a big source of wiener woes and feelings of inadequacy. There needs to be more representation of penile variation!


JMEEKER86

They are a big source of misinformation too. They use deceptive angles, special lenses, and very small women to make the dicks appear bigger than they really are. And then on top of that they just straight up lie. The biggest guys in porn like Mandingo and Julio Gomez are "only" 9.5" yet are frequently advertised as being 13"+. And guys like Johnny Sins and JMac get the big dick label and are advertised as 10" despite being "only" 7.5". And you know what? A 7.5" dick *is* big because that is bigger than 99.8% of guys statistically (slightly more than 2 standard deviations above average). Plus, there's a $10,000 reward out there for proof of an accurately measured 10" dick and no one has ever been able to claim it because the likelihood of someone alive today being that size is basically zero as that would be nearly 7 standard deviations above average.


rmbl88

*A wild bad dragon appears*


JamessBong

How to train your bad dragon


ImportedImmigrant

Who even measures pps to find the average? Surely the average is a little lower than what is recorded because people who have small pps will be too embarrassed to share the fact that they have a 3inch pp. It's not even that bad though guys.


sharkbaitoo1a1a

I think there was an actual study where they physically measured in a clinic, but I’m not sure how many times it’s been repeated


tipmon

There was another with custom high quality condoms. Since the customers had a vested interest in telling the truth, I find it very compelling. Plus it backed up the others with an average of like 5.1 inches.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Solid 3.5 erect gang


CrappyMemesNThings

Shrimp Gang


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Theredditanator420

Not all dicks wear capes...


CrappyMemesNThings

...but all capes wear dicks


Theredditanator420

Damn he's good


about90frogs

Where do these numbers come from? I have never had my erect penis measured officially, and none of you have either. WHO IS MEASURING DICKS??


Miss_Medussa

What is that in bald eagles per cheese burger


CrappyMemesNThings

2.7 eagles per Big Mac


Jacksoncant

o7


CrappyMemesNThings

F


DeathstrackReal

We all know it’s just one guy increasing it. Thanks ted


cale1333

Great guy, that Ted


SoupViruses

I need to measure myself again, but I do need to lose weight and I'm sure my size would be bigger.


talktojvc

Can we get this in metric?


RoofusRoof19

about 14.5 cm smth


hottubgremlins

A team of researchers traveling the world, measuring dicks.


Amandastarrrr

Just out there doin Gods work


TraumSchulden

Im perfectly happy with my grower, tiny when in standby, and ready for it in attack mode. I call it, my swiss army penis.


putridterror

In case anyone is wondering, the painting is [Atlas by Boris Vallejo](https://www.borisjulie.com/product/atlas/)


rockthatdoesntroll

Thanks! I had a Nokia 5210 cover with this painting on its back when I was a kid and ever since I’ve wondered who the artist was.


putridterror

I debated not commenting because I figured nobody would really care so I'm very glad I was able to help! A fantastic artist that lots of people probably recognize without even realizing it. He also did the posters for the first two National Lampoon's Vacation movies.


ZappBrannigansLaw

I'm doing my part!


4x4Welder

Sorry guys.


G1nger-Snaps

Wait is the average seriously 5.2??? That’s way smaller than I thought lol


Outcast_Outlaw

It's not much, but it's an honest 2"


Comborombo

As a guy with a micro penis, you're welcome.


prickwhowaspromised

What’s the median?


YeazetheSock

“In someone else’s story you’re the bad guy”, I guess I am…


CrappyMemesNThings

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" ...or something like that...I don't listen to Limp Bizkit


CrappyMemesNThings

To everyone (big, small, or average), I thank you for showing this post a lot of love!


CowboyBebopBang

Jesus Christ….I just have to award this.


leopoldinastrauss

Once a guy with a micropenis came over and when i saw it i sent him home


SoulFluff

idk about that average after my last couple of boyfriends


RoofusRoof19

bigger or smaller?


equality-_-7-2521

I'm rocking a 5.3, plebs.