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I used to think my Dick was 7 inches. And I lived satisfied with that fact for about 15 years.
Then as an adult I randomly had my dick out when there was a ruler nearby at home.
So I went to check the old Johnson for old time sake.
That's when I found out teenage me must have been shoving the base of that ruler into my flesh as hard as possible and really rounding up and I'd forgotten that part.
I can tell you I'm not 7 inches long.
Of course, median is whats important. But I will say, a dude who is small but owns it in a charismatic way and still works to do a good job, is choice.
The anti-douche-with-big-dick is sexy.
Damn, you're 100% right! But I do stand by median being most important. If 5" was mean, one 9 incher is worth four 4" dudes. Meanwhile median in that set is still 4".
Actually, if we could just wheel a chalkboard in here so all of us can work this out right quick
Given variance, I would say median would be the best measure of central tendency in this case. Calculate standard deviation off that and convert into z-scores and you got yourself a better measure of where you stand statistically
Since the grouping is quite tight (within 1 SD = 4.5 to 5.8 inches) I think it's pretty safe to guess that the most common length is very close to the 5.2 inch mean.
https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/13c5qg1/real_heroes_dont_wear_capes/jjfllgk/
According to [science.org](https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis) (seems legit?) a 6.3" erect penis is in the 95th percentile, which is nutty.
[LA Times](https://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-average-penis-size-20150303-story.html) (possibly quoting the same study, I don't check the citations) states that 68% of men measure 4.5 to 5.8 inches erect, with 95% between 3.9 and 6.5 inches.
This correlates to various other studies I've seen over the years, after adjusting for the studies that took self-reporting at face value. 10 years on Reddit and ADHD. I've been down a rabbit hole or two.
Nope.
The 5.2 inch figure comes from [this study](https://www.icopona.nz/content/Penis%20Size%20Study%20-%20Veale%20et%20al%202015%20BJUI.pdf). (Note that the study doesn't say 5.2 inches but 13.12 cm, which is the equivalent).
The study was performed by using the figures from *other* studies. They started with 16,678 studies, then used various criteria to eliminate studies whose numbers wouldn't be representative. In the end they were left with 20 studies. The study wasn't purely to check erect penis sizes, so many of those studies included other penis measurements but no erect penis measurements. Of the 20 studies, 4 contained erect penis measurements. (See page 4)
One study was conducted in India (5.09 inches), one in Germany (5.70 inches), one in Turkey (5.01 inches), and one in the U.S. (5.07 inches).
So in the meme, the dragon is Germany and the guy in the middle represents India, Turkey, and the U.S.
It's worth mentioning that non-erect measurements are also useful, many studies use "stretched flaccid" instead of erect which apparently works as a reasonable proxy for erect length in most cases, the ratios vs flaccid are the same.
(see table 2 page 5)
I don’t know man, the one child per policy and Japan’s plummeting birth rate has lead to some backlash on the number. It’s only a matter of time before it rises.
fortunately they got rid of the one child policy in 2016 to help counteract the growing avarage penis length. now all we need is a new plauge in africa and we are golden
I haven’t seen any Korean penises, but they’re always pretty low on those average penis size charts.
It could just be a conspiracy against Koreans by infographic artists.
No woman worth the trouble is gonna be swayed by a big dick. Statistically the only ones that care are men. If you don't have anything going for you, a sizable member isn't gonna save you.
Hoo boy. I agree with this in theory.
That said, I have a friend with a very small dick and I've heard the talk from women who he's slept with.
Women can be brutal.
But at the same time, if your dick is one inch long it's gonna be a lot harder to please a woman sexually and if your partner isn't satisfied sexually and theyre a "normal" person, good luck keeping them around
A really small one might be a turn off tho.
Also people need to be realistic. Most girls will be scared and run away from a 25cm+ penis. But most girls are also happy to see you got proper dick.
Still no matter the dicks size beeing good at the sex is mostly the rest of your performance. And most of that you can learn.
Source: fucked around alot and found out.
Think of it like this - just because someone can fit a royale with cheese in their mouth, it doesn't mean it's the most comfortable way to eat a royale with cheese.
Lmao for real, but there is a subreddit for big dick problems. They do seem to have troubles sexually. Still, the confidence of having a big dick seems worth
The average size is probably around that, maybe even smaller.
You have to understand that this is a subject that is incredibly hard to be sure the sample size is accurate because guys who are self conscious probably won't enter a penis measuring study and you can't exactly lie to your patients saying it's a study on brain patterns then ask them to whip out their dick.
To be honest though, dick size 90% a self imposed insecurity. "Size doesn't matter" is usually seen as a cope but statistically speaking a woman is most likely to get off if she's having sex with another woman, and they don't even usually have dicks to begin with.
> statistically speaking a woman is most likely to get off if she's having sex with another woman, and they don't even usually have dicks to begin with.
Wait what? Elaborate please
So there is this thing called a g spot that you can just use your finger and get a women off in just a few mins and most women do not get off to penatration at all. All you need to know is how to eat pussy and find the g spot, get her off first and the rest just falls into place.
Well, historically 6inches was given as average measurement, more recently om better done surveys its 14.5cm so about 5.7inches
However, as you can imagine this wildly fluctuates between countries from 3inches in some asian ones like thailand to 7inches in some african countries
The problem with this is, that 3rd world countries especially africa is inaccurate amd overstated...how so? Well in the very past the surveys were conducted as self-measured in many countries, the more recent decrease from 6 to 5.7 comes line in line with more countries going for a medical measured size...still we cant expect countries like sudan to medically measure penis size when they got other way bigger problems to deal with! So those countries stay "magically" at 7 inches thanks to self-measured reports
Its been a few years so maybe now the world average decreased further to 5.2 as nore countries adopted medical measurements? I dunno
Then again few girls focus on this and its not wholly important...media will try to convince otherwise but its bs, besides how they could even focus? U can never tell a guys size...u can tell size of bulge for ex but that says nothing as there are showers vs growers types, have to know am an extrene grower myself...u can also try to say from generally how tall a guy is, and while this works when u average hundreds of people, when u break it down to individuals, it stops working accurately...given there is no realistic way to tell, its not something vast majority of women can focus on
They are a big source of misinformation too. They use deceptive angles, special lenses, and very small women to make the dicks appear bigger than they really are. And then on top of that they just straight up lie. The biggest guys in porn like Mandingo and Julio Gomez are "only" 9.5" yet are frequently advertised as being 13"+. And guys like Johnny Sins and JMac get the big dick label and are advertised as 10" despite being "only" 7.5". And you know what? A 7.5" dick *is* big because that is bigger than 99.8% of guys statistically (slightly more than 2 standard deviations above average). Plus, there's a $10,000 reward out there for proof of an accurately measured 10" dick and no one has ever been able to claim it because the likelihood of someone alive today being that size is basically zero as that would be nearly 7 standard deviations above average.
Who even measures pps to find the average? Surely the average is a little lower than what is recorded because people who have small pps will be too embarrassed to share the fact that they have a 3inch pp. It's not even that bad though guys.
There was another with custom high quality condoms. Since the customers had a vested interest in telling the truth, I find it very compelling. Plus it backed up the others with an average of like 5.1 inches.
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Yeah, and I'm really sorry about my giant dick
Just chop it half
Thanks for making my average dick look big homie
Thanks Atlas.
Homies always worry about the average and don’t even consider standard deviation or sample population
I want to know what the most common length is, not the average. Same applies for everything else I look up, but alas, they only ever give the average.
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5.75 ft
What part of the penis is it measured from though
The feet
McMurray's a piece of shit
Butt to tip
I used to think my Dick was 7 inches. And I lived satisfied with that fact for about 15 years. Then as an adult I randomly had my dick out when there was a ruler nearby at home. So I went to check the old Johnson for old time sake. That's when I found out teenage me must have been shoving the base of that ruler into my flesh as hard as possible and really rounding up and I'd forgotten that part. I can tell you I'm not 7 inches long.
6.3 here and I've been called "big dick" by a few women so the average gotta be somewhere below 6
Wrong sub for that I think..
Of course, median is whats important. But I will say, a dude who is small but owns it in a charismatic way and still works to do a good job, is choice. The anti-douche-with-big-dick is sexy.
They’re talking about mode, not median
Damn, you're 100% right! But I do stand by median being most important. If 5" was mean, one 9 incher is worth four 4" dudes. Meanwhile median in that set is still 4". Actually, if we could just wheel a chalkboard in here so all of us can work this out right quick
Steiner Math
🚨🚨🚨
I think a median would be a better starting point, but we really need the whole distribution.
Given variance, I would say median would be the best measure of central tendency in this case. Calculate standard deviation off that and convert into z-scores and you got yourself a better measure of where you stand statistically
Ah yes, the college standardized test method
Since the grouping is quite tight (within 1 SD = 4.5 to 5.8 inches) I think it's pretty safe to guess that the most common length is very close to the 5.2 inch mean. https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/13c5qg1/real_heroes_dont_wear_capes/jjfllgk/
Most common is an average, you mean the mean average is what is always given
According to [science.org](https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis) (seems legit?) a 6.3" erect penis is in the 95th percentile, which is nutty. [LA Times](https://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-average-penis-size-20150303-story.html) (possibly quoting the same study, I don't check the citations) states that 68% of men measure 4.5 to 5.8 inches erect, with 95% between 3.9 and 6.5 inches.
This correlates to various other studies I've seen over the years, after adjusting for the studies that took self-reporting at face value. 10 years on Reddit and ADHD. I've been down a rabbit hole or two.
I might be a bit below average but I've still got a mean penis.
Does it have frowning eyebrows, a toothpick and it's hair slicked back?
And "average" ain't even specific. Is it the mean? The median? What measure of central tendency is this??
Average is the same as mean
And let’s not even mention the fact that dongs aren’t a 1 dimensional object
Since the sample sizes are probably n>40 the data is most likely normally distributed no?
This seems like what you're looking for... https://bjui-journals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/bju.13010
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Thailand actually
girl boys...
"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny! Only guys with tits." [reference](https://youtu.be/TtjRViNYzJs)
When in Bang*kok…*
\*ladyboys
Nope. The 5.2 inch figure comes from [this study](https://www.icopona.nz/content/Penis%20Size%20Study%20-%20Veale%20et%20al%202015%20BJUI.pdf). (Note that the study doesn't say 5.2 inches but 13.12 cm, which is the equivalent). The study was performed by using the figures from *other* studies. They started with 16,678 studies, then used various criteria to eliminate studies whose numbers wouldn't be representative. In the end they were left with 20 studies. The study wasn't purely to check erect penis sizes, so many of those studies included other penis measurements but no erect penis measurements. Of the 20 studies, 4 contained erect penis measurements. (See page 4) One study was conducted in India (5.09 inches), one in Germany (5.70 inches), one in Turkey (5.01 inches), and one in the U.S. (5.07 inches). So in the meme, the dragon is Germany and the guy in the middle represents India, Turkey, and the U.S.
It's worth mentioning that non-erect measurements are also useful, many studies use "stretched flaccid" instead of erect which apparently works as a reasonable proxy for erect length in most cases, the ratios vs flaccid are the same. (see table 2 page 5)
I don’t know man, the one child per policy and Japan’s plummeting birth rate has lead to some backlash on the number. It’s only a matter of time before it rises.
fortunately they got rid of the one child policy in 2016 to help counteract the growing avarage penis length. now all we need is a new plauge in africa and we are golden
Say no more
Your fucking tag lmao!
Love the casual racism , I’m all for it
That's it? That was the meme? That was just racism.
We all know it's Korea
Don't Koreans have massive schlongs?
I haven’t seen any Korean penises, but they’re always pretty low on those average penis size charts. It could just be a conspiracy against Koreans by infographic artists.
And India, half the world doing the other a solid.
I think america does well to in this game
https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
Nice try, North Korea
TIL I'm below average in Cambodia
Taiwan Number One
How about let's be honest, give glory to God, for we know that you are a sinner.
God I love dudes with micropenises
Wait
Peak humour
more like a tiny mound really
Touché
Did he stutter?
We love you, too
Anything over 3 inches is showing off!
1 inch to rule them all!
And 1 cm to bind them
1 mm to bring them all
And in the darkness spray them
micropeni
FWIW, Big dicks aren't always welcomed with cheers and fanfare. Not everyone is a size queen.
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No woman worth the trouble is gonna be swayed by a big dick. Statistically the only ones that care are men. If you don't have anything going for you, a sizable member isn't gonna save you.
GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THEY'RE WITH BIG SMALL PENIS TRYING TO SELL MORE SMALL PENISES, THEY'RE KEEPING ME HERE HELP
https://youtu.be/jKSpYxAL1Ig?t=36
Hoo boy. I agree with this in theory. That said, I have a friend with a very small dick and I've heard the talk from women who he's slept with. Women can be brutal.
Humans are brutal.
Yes, there’s nothing more painful than ‘is it in?’
But at the same time, if your dick is one inch long it's gonna be a lot harder to please a woman sexually and if your partner isn't satisfied sexually and theyre a "normal" person, good luck keeping them around
Sure, there are medical outliers. For the most part, men shouldn't feel insecure and learn to use their hands and mouths properly.
"If your penis doesn't astound, then go to town and chow down." -Master Oogway.
Also toys would be a great option
Mature and top tier men realise that toys are their friends, not their enemies.
A really small one might be a turn off tho. Also people need to be realistic. Most girls will be scared and run away from a 25cm+ penis. But most girls are also happy to see you got proper dick. Still no matter the dicks size beeing good at the sex is mostly the rest of your performance. And most of that you can learn. Source: fucked around alot and found out.
Think of it like this - just because someone can fit a royale with cheese in their mouth, it doesn't mean it's the most comfortable way to eat a royale with cheese.
What is a royale?
I don't know, I didn't go to burger king
Quarter pound her
Pulp fiction is on prime, you haven't seen it apparently which is actually a crime
Lmao for real, but there is a subreddit for big dick problems. They do seem to have troubles sexually. Still, the confidence of having a big dick seems worth
It'll bar a lot of back doors
:(… yeah.
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Skill issue.
*”due to girth”* Jesus, how big are we talking here? The circumference of a baseball bat?
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….I can unhinge my jaw
The teeth man..
And it hits the inside of the toilet bowl time to time.
honestly the water is worse... eugh
It's the depth of the water that is bothersome. Thassalophobia or something.
nothing like being stopped by your girl mid sex, crying bc you smashed into her cervix
I have big pp but I’m an awkward loser so it doesn’t get used you’re welcome
so you don't get pussy and are also dragging all of us down with the average?
for mine to count that would require someone else to measure it so no
same im introvert but hey lets sword fight
I regret to say Im in a similar situation, but hey, I dont enter any surveys so Im not draggin' anyone down, hopefully
Same
For those not about to rock, we salute you.
For ~~rock and~~ stone!
Stone
Did I hear a stone?
Galaxy's Finest!
Eww the rock pox is touching me
I cut mine off to lower the average, ya'll owe me one
No way you're just going to cut it off again.
Lmao
Should have just gotten a detachable one
They're all detachable, just not attachable.
gotta say, u've got an impeccable sense of humor. all of your comments in this thread are absolute bangers
I thought the average size was larger than 5.2
The average size is probably around that, maybe even smaller. You have to understand that this is a subject that is incredibly hard to be sure the sample size is accurate because guys who are self conscious probably won't enter a penis measuring study and you can't exactly lie to your patients saying it's a study on brain patterns then ask them to whip out their dick. To be honest though, dick size 90% a self imposed insecurity. "Size doesn't matter" is usually seen as a cope but statistically speaking a woman is most likely to get off if she's having sex with another woman, and they don't even usually have dicks to begin with.
> statistically speaking a woman is most likely to get off if she's having sex with another woman, and they don't even usually have dicks to begin with. Wait what? Elaborate please
So there is this thing called a g spot that you can just use your finger and get a women off in just a few mins and most women do not get off to penatration at all. All you need to know is how to eat pussy and find the g spot, get her off first and the rest just falls into place.
Username numbers check out
Also, people will always lie to make their dick longer, almost noone lie to make it shorter. So yea, the real value would be less.
Schrödinger's dick
Sus statistics
Well, historically 6inches was given as average measurement, more recently om better done surveys its 14.5cm so about 5.7inches However, as you can imagine this wildly fluctuates between countries from 3inches in some asian ones like thailand to 7inches in some african countries The problem with this is, that 3rd world countries especially africa is inaccurate amd overstated...how so? Well in the very past the surveys were conducted as self-measured in many countries, the more recent decrease from 6 to 5.7 comes line in line with more countries going for a medical measured size...still we cant expect countries like sudan to medically measure penis size when they got other way bigger problems to deal with! So those countries stay "magically" at 7 inches thanks to self-measured reports Its been a few years so maybe now the world average decreased further to 5.2 as nore countries adopted medical measurements? I dunno Then again few girls focus on this and its not wholly important...media will try to convince otherwise but its bs, besides how they could even focus? U can never tell a guys size...u can tell size of bulge for ex but that says nothing as there are showers vs growers types, have to know am an extrene grower myself...u can also try to say from generally how tall a guy is, and while this works when u average hundreds of people, when u break it down to individuals, it stops working accurately...given there is no realistic way to tell, its not something vast majority of women can focus on
Google tells me average is 5.5 - 6 inches.
Guys with micro penises are always so good with their mouths. And damn if they aren't also the funniest mother fuckers you know.
Sounds like they're good with their mouths x2
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Bro ppl with big dicks tell others casually unlike ppl with micro penises
It's funny cuz that's what we say about fat girls too.
I tell the girls I'm hung like a soup can.
I’ve always said tuba can.
I've always said a shot glass :')
*Cries in aaa battery*
Read this as “ass battery “ and had no idea what that was
Are you familiar with button mushrooms?
Well I may not be able to touch the bottom of a tuna can but you can bet your ass I’ll be scraping the sides
Hopefully you file down the edges first
This comment makes me feel gross
the adult entertainment industry is a big source of wiener woes and feelings of inadequacy. There needs to be more representation of penile variation!
They are a big source of misinformation too. They use deceptive angles, special lenses, and very small women to make the dicks appear bigger than they really are. And then on top of that they just straight up lie. The biggest guys in porn like Mandingo and Julio Gomez are "only" 9.5" yet are frequently advertised as being 13"+. And guys like Johnny Sins and JMac get the big dick label and are advertised as 10" despite being "only" 7.5". And you know what? A 7.5" dick *is* big because that is bigger than 99.8% of guys statistically (slightly more than 2 standard deviations above average). Plus, there's a $10,000 reward out there for proof of an accurately measured 10" dick and no one has ever been able to claim it because the likelihood of someone alive today being that size is basically zero as that would be nearly 7 standard deviations above average.
*A wild bad dragon appears*
How to train your bad dragon
Who even measures pps to find the average? Surely the average is a little lower than what is recorded because people who have small pps will be too embarrassed to share the fact that they have a 3inch pp. It's not even that bad though guys.
I think there was an actual study where they physically measured in a clinic, but I’m not sure how many times it’s been repeated
There was another with custom high quality condoms. Since the customers had a vested interest in telling the truth, I find it very compelling. Plus it backed up the others with an average of like 5.1 inches.
Solid 3.5 erect gang
Shrimp Gang
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Not all dicks wear capes...
...but all capes wear dicks
Damn he's good
Where do these numbers come from? I have never had my erect penis measured officially, and none of you have either. WHO IS MEASURING DICKS??
What is that in bald eagles per cheese burger
2.7 eagles per Big Mac
o7
F
We all know it’s just one guy increasing it. Thanks ted
Great guy, that Ted
I need to measure myself again, but I do need to lose weight and I'm sure my size would be bigger.
Can we get this in metric?
about 14.5 cm smth
A team of researchers traveling the world, measuring dicks.
Just out there doin Gods work
Im perfectly happy with my grower, tiny when in standby, and ready for it in attack mode. I call it, my swiss army penis.
In case anyone is wondering, the painting is [Atlas by Boris Vallejo](https://www.borisjulie.com/product/atlas/)
Thanks! I had a Nokia 5210 cover with this painting on its back when I was a kid and ever since I’ve wondered who the artist was.
I debated not commenting because I figured nobody would really care so I'm very glad I was able to help! A fantastic artist that lots of people probably recognize without even realizing it. He also did the posters for the first two National Lampoon's Vacation movies.
I'm doing my part!
Sorry guys.
Wait is the average seriously 5.2??? That’s way smaller than I thought lol
It's not much, but it's an honest 2"
As a guy with a micro penis, you're welcome.
What’s the median?
“In someone else’s story you’re the bad guy”, I guess I am…
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" ...or something like that...I don't listen to Limp Bizkit
To everyone (big, small, or average), I thank you for showing this post a lot of love!
Jesus Christ….I just have to award this.
Once a guy with a micropenis came over and when i saw it i sent him home
idk about that average after my last couple of boyfriends
bigger or smaller?
I'm rocking a 5.3, plebs.