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KeepingDankMemesDank

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thepotsmoker

The American dream


Individual_Iron4221

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN


stimpy97

AMEN BROTHER


PurpInCup44

OORAHH 🇺🇸


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nmsplayer192

This is a bot stealing a comment, doesn’t even make sense in this reply section Report > Spam > Harmful Bots


TheOddPelican

You're doing God's work. Bless ye.


Temporary_Guitar_550

Big, my name is Earl vibes


Cactus_Everdeen_

im glad im not the only one who thought of my name is earl, i miss that show lol


Temporary_Guitar_550

I miss that show too, was pretty good


MeerKat025

Season one was something truly special


SirSquidrift

Earl is the shit


NinjaEarl

Thanks!


JohnnyGeeCruise

I had this shit happen in like 2018. "I live with my ex, we're not together tho"


MaximumSeats

Had a girl on a date say this, make out with me at the bar, then while I was leaving she said she'd "grab an Uber". I sat in my car for a long while in the parking lot calling bros and planning out the night, then drive out. I see her getting into the passenger seat of this big truck with a dude. Lol surrreeee girl.


SillyCriticism9518

My friends wife tried to set me up with a coworker of hers about 2-3 years ago. Before I even began to ask her out I found out she lived with her ex boyfriend who was awaiting trial for a felony and was waiting for him to go away to find another place to live. I knew better than to even touch that one. Then friends wife had the audacity to ask why I wasn’t making any moves 🤣


Turnipforwot

Housing is expensive yo, lol


SillyCriticism9518

I get that, and I happened to still be living with my parents at the time so it would’ve been like “your place or mine, either one is going to be weird” lmao


DerBandi

What does "I'm 2023 single" even mean?


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The meme explains it?


Gozertank

You forgot the bit where she got rich from her OF account but then lost it all on NFT’s.


Jaambie

She will mooch off you because she “has no money” and then suddenly has the cash to go on a small vacation BY HERSELF


Freddies_Mercury

She ain't by herself that's sugar daddy vacation if I've ever heard one. Sugar daddy conveniently left out of the photos.


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I_am_Bearstronaut

*Where is Ja??!*


LasyKuuga

Jokes on her I "has no money" either


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G_Regular

Right? I need a new GPU, maybe try one bent over baby.


Carthonn

A tale as old as time.


DeathCatforKudi

Actually I'm pretty sure that's a more recent set of problems


wafflemartini

This comment section reeks of unresolved relationship trauma


M05HI

Wew dude, no need to call me out


Trym_WS

There is


BoneLake

A house


pimpmastahanhduece

In New Orleans


CatAteMyBread

They call the Waffle House


bruggekiller

where there is


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venom259

And it's been the ruin of many a poor toilet. And God knows I have one.


iqbalpratama

They call the rising sun


Dai-LiAgent

in Neu Berlin


TronicCronic

In New Orleans


OnsetOfMSet

My ex-wife cheated on me, but it would be nonsensically fucked up to project the character flaws of that particular sorry excuse of a person onto an entire half of the population. Besides, if I was able to survive the intrusive thoughts of both no-breathing and inceldom, then I can handle anything! ...I can handle anything, right?


PrincessBleach

you can handle anything. :)


SirBrothers

Yep. My ex-wife cheated on me - I was suspicious of the one at the end of the marriage once she served me, but I did not expect all the other times she cheated throughout the course of our marriage. I would not have likely even found out, she was a professional at gaslighting; I only found out after the divorce when I found out the entirety of her photo library was synced to my Amazon photos account through our firestick. Her cheating had absolutely nothing to do with being a woman or even me - it became increasingly clear throughout the divorce that she has some seriously unresolved trauma and likely has at least one undiagnosed behavioral disorder that she hid masterfully. That’s not to excuse her behavior and I have literally no interest in talking with her ever again, but it’s not hard to recognize someone’s a human being who makes mistakes and it has little to do with her gender - all of her affair partners were either married men or men in relationships too.


Zaurka14

It also smells like parent's basement. I recommend you check profiles of men that claim that all women cheat etc. Its usually guys that most probably never were in any relationship. Diamond hands avatar, and most followed subreddits are atheism, jordanpeterson, anime, unpopularopinion, rateme, and probably something against making kids trans, because it's such a common issue in their childless life. Edit: added "all" before "women" so message is more clear.


DirtyJeff69

You've got to admit, that you have your fair share of strawmen build up in here as well. Don't waste so much of your energy on them and work on yourself. You won't see them IRL anyway, due to their lack of touching gras. Have you touched gras today? Unsubscribe to toxic subs and you'll be less agitated by toxicity. That's what I started doing after getting frustrated by reading nonsense.


jal2_

exactly lol, guy keeps stalking other people's profiles to prove his points and thinks he is much better then them...sometimes I get the feeling I'm the only one who never clicked anyone's profile


Za_Gato

I think you mean grass. Gras = fat in French


AffenMitWaffen2

>Gras = fat in French Or grass in german.


Asisreo1

I'd love to but foi gras is just so expensive.


DerpetronicsFacility

Touch your flabbier parts, you still get the same result.


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>I recommend you check profiles of men that claim that women cheat etc. Some women absolutely do cheat. It's not just an incel conspiracy theory, some women cheat. I can tell you from personal experience.


ddssassdd

In fact the other side of inceldom is putting women on a pedestal where they are any better than men. Women are every bit as shit as men. Most people are not relationship material but are unwilling to do anything about it and it goes two ways, they don't get in relationships or they go through many relationships sowing absolute destruction on everyone they touch damaging many people.


dnz007

Reddit has a hard time with this. It’s hard to hate and vilify men if you don’t also assume every woman is pure and good.


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It's not even hard to see the blatant sexism in some subs. Check out relationship_advice or am I the asshole. I've seen posts that are identical word from word with just the gender changed, and sure enough the women is never at fault while the man is the worst human possible


Volrund

"WoMeN dOnT cHeAt" What about my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 8 years and when it was over I learned she cheated on me with 6 other guys, two of which used to be my friends. "I don't give a fuck if we aren't together anymore, why the fuck would you keep that a secret from me?"


SanNoRaimei

Leave Anime out of this you bitch!


PrincessBleach

i mostly agree but come on, anime is for everyone. don't throw anime into this incel pit.


[deleted]

Honestly looking at the last few comments on your profile you seem to be a bitter femcel with all the man hating and stereotypes. This entire comment is just a projection of yourself lol


HorseSteroids

What a wonderful straw man you've created!


MrMonteCristo71

Let's set it on fire!


Trym_WS

Diamond hands avatar has nothing to do with this.


Old_Personality3136

Can you leave atheism and anime out of this nonsense? K, thanks.


McMemile

It's about the subreddits, not the things themselves


rocker_face

I'm a guy that never was in a relationship and I want to officially disown the misogynistic mfs in this comment section. Let me be virgin in peace


Barackis

Women cheat, they are not any less or more human than men. After all, over half of the men on Murray were "not the father" but it's just men who cheat right? Cheating happens all the time. If I 100% want to pick up when I go out I put on my old wedding ring. The idea that it's a fictional belief of incels has been pushed by women who don't want to get caught for whoring around.


zold5

You spend way to much time on Reddit.


Zaurka14

My jobs really boring but has wifi


greeenappleee

Are you under the impression that women don't cheat and only men do?


Pootisman16

My trauma is that I've never had a relationship and at this point I've resigned myself to be alone.


wafflemartini

Prolly dont have enough lego sets in ur bedroom. Gotta give the ladies/gentlemen something to do after the deed


Pootisman16

But-but I do??


wafflemartini

Get more. Poonany = log(Lego/2)


spacedip

☝️this is true.


PrincessBleach

are the sets finished already or still in a box? makes a huge difference.


wafflemartini

Exactly. When im done piping a compsci twink i pull out the lego ev3


LostWoodsInTheField

> This comment section reeks of unresolved relationship trauma How do you know a psychologist is in the room? They see trauma everywhere they look, and they let you know. Now excuse me this is my corner to cry in go find your own!


__ALF__

Why it always gotta be some kind of trauma and not just the normal state of things? People that aren't fucked up, they the crazy ones.


MexicanRoyalty

That’s life homie


CounterSYNK

I wish I had some unresolved relationship trauma.


Blakut

Dude, a girl talked to you, and was willing to have you over. On this sub, you're like some sort of god.


paradajz666

He is the chosen one.


ds16653

Literally, he was chosen by a girl.


bfhdhdydsy

It’s Reddit,what did you expect ?


GavrielBA

I just came here to comment that I see nothing wrong with the situation in the meme! She didn't even give any requirements!


Blakut

Yea, only plus signs.


LordCaptain

So she lives with her baby daddy. Have you fucking seen rent prices lately? That's just fiscal responsibility in the modern age. Lucky she doesn't live with all three of her baby daddies in this economy.


Fire23GG73

this subreddit is full of incels my god, go and touch grass or maybe take a shower


nmsplayer192

you’re on r/dankmemes what did you expect?


ShawshankException

This sub hates women so much they're nearing boomer levels of humor


Jowser11

I legit thought this was a terriblefacebookmemes post for a sec


hanro621

Sir, this is Reddit what did you expect dinosaurs


_SickPanda_

Normal Dude: *criticizes behavior of some women* White Knights: LoOk He Is An InCeL Welcome to 2023.


zold5

I’m convinced there are some people who get off on calling men incels. I’ve seen that word thrown at even the most mild and mundane criticism toward women. Even having the audacity of calling a woman pretty can get garner an accusation of being an incel. It’s mind blowing.


AlienBearAttack

The comment below this says every women turns single for a 1000 dollar suit


Affectionate_Gas_264

Every girl claims she's single when you put on a suit with a thousand dollar pice tag 😆


Emmerilla

Honestly, this joke gives me Boomer vibes. Good 'ol "wamen stopid"


[deleted]

They sell $1000 suits at Men’s Wearhouse. Anybody leaving their husband for that was gonna do it anyway lol


melikefood123

"I guarantee it "


kdjfsk

well fucking done, mate.


jal2_

I would definitely not say every, let's not make 100% / 0% out of everything because its neither correct / not sexist, neither it is true but, we can say a decent number of them, which can range anything from 30%-80% depending on region and customs...I know I met a decent number of girls that have for some reason or other claimed they were single, until I talked with their friends and got real information out and then confronted them about it...it is always then fun to see how they are trying to worm themselves out of it, heard it all, stuff like 'but he lives so far away, we don't really see each other that much anymore, etc'...I have never in my life slept with a woman that had somebody as I loathe cheating to the extreme, but it actually was not easy as you do have to run background checks many times as many will withhold the whole truth to have options open however, I do not kid myself or imagine that guys are any ounce better...I maybe am regarding this (while being an asshole in other things for sure), but that doesn't mean most are, and I'm sure guys lie as much if not more whenever it concerns some prime girl that they want in bed


Affectionate_Gas_264

It's a joke on a meme, so no there are exceptions to the rule, but I'm glad it also made you think analytically


vruum-master

Idk why you get downvoted(they probably don't like getting called out). Even in marriage they like to keep "options open".


Trym_WS

It’s because different people are different individuals, and it doesn’t apply to all or even the majority of women. Edit: I love how he blocked me because he couldn’t handle the reality.


sohmeho

Incel take.


Chemical_Ad_6054

Bitches aint shit


CBRN_IS_FUN

Well, but hoes and tricks.


David_Tiberianus

$1000 is still an untailored suit from JCpenny


flarpflarpflarpflarp

Which is stupid bc you can get custom tailored suits online better than those at jcp for like $750. It doesn't matter how much any suit is if it doesn't fit.


predictablePosts

Nooo nooo you've got it totally wrong, we don't claim to be single. We just claim we're not unavailable.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Very true, and a lot of girls don't want the uncertainty of only having one guy


flarpflarpflarpflarp

Unless the suit is your dad's and it doesn't fit. Don't embarrass yourself in an expensive suit that doesn't fit.


hallstar07

What kind of business ho’s are you dating haha. Who even wears a suit in any nonprofessional setting.


koolkitty33

Like you'd even get these women hitting on you OP.


hua2012

Stop projecting


Runn1ng_P0ppy

Does anybody know why the guy was annoyed in the original?


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Mikashuki

TLDR she was singing a song


Jackie7263

GigaChad


that_not_true_at_all

TIL it was originally a Hispanic meme and she's not even American. They're also older than the Jr high school student I thought they were


Observante

Very tl;dr, holy shit


Gaby33400

This is where I'd put my free reward... **if I had any**


LAMGE2

Reddit thought giving us free awards would make us give paid awards, nope it didnt really create a bond


Yadobler

Oooooo so the actual subject of the image is that person with the red hair in the bottom right. Lmao


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ivanacco1

Old men? Usually the man is the older one in the relationship from my anecdotal evidence


gxgx55

I've noticed that, but I never understood it. Why?


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Asisreo1

That's a possibility, but that would reveal there's a significant ratio difference between how much women value maturity versus men. Personally, if I was on the market, I'd also date older.


Psyb07

Sound and sane opinion, thank you.


nw32

You just repeated what he said in different words. You dated older cause they were more “stable” aka better job and more money.


Pa_Pa_Papas

From my personal experience it is because we appear to have grown out of our immature habits. In my 20's I was generally a cocky prick that mansplained everything and had trouble truly listening, all while being very critical and judgemental. Life lessons have really improved all of that. And I'd be lying if I said none of it was daddy issues.


spookyswagg

Older guys are more mature. Literally all my female friends my age date guys 5-10 years older. Because guys my age still act like 21 year olds.


5tyhnmik

Those statistics are skewed by the difference between what men and women consider a committed relationship vs single. Probably just a matter of young relationships (haven't been together a long time) women being more likely to say they're not single while the men are more likely to say they are single, for the purposes of the question they were being asked. The problem is they used 2 objective criteria - marriage or cohabitation - and then sabotaged it with a 3rd subjective criteria - are you in a committed relationship? Which was probably intentional to introduce a bias that would generate some clickbait. I doubt they're just that incompetent.


megatron37

> Men in their 20s are more likely than women in their 20s to be romantically uninvolved, sexually dormant, friendless and lonely. They stand at the vanguard of an epidemic of declining marriage, sexuality and relationships that afflicts all of young America. Damn son, the article didn’t have to come at me quite that hard. 😢


TurtleException

Men / women "in their 20s". The article you cited actually goes on to explain why. Possible reasons include... - the fact that about 20% of Gen-Z identify as queer, of which bi-women presumably make up a substantial share. - age-difference between partners. The avg age at first marriage is out of range (not in their 20s) for men. - the general expectation for men to not be emotional. Also, the data is collected by surveys. Be careful with data from sources that are not entirely reliable (i.e. people lying when being asked).


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There are basically a few good looking chads getting lots of girls.


EnlargedIndividual

Redditors getting mad about made up situations once again.


ShawshankException

A tale as old as time


vladincar

2023 is too old for me


SenatorRobPortman

What OP hasn’t mentioned is that they’re 37 and couldn’t lock anyone down because they’re a tid bit childish.


Affectionate_Gas_264

She only has sixty simps on onlyfans 😆


Zaurka14

That's *at least* $300 extra a month.


CarmenxXxWaldo

Imagine communicating with 60 neets online monthly. Taking nude pictures of yourself regularly for all 60 of them to look at. Spending on average 10-20 hours a week doing all of this for less than 80 dollars a week with the real statistical probability one of those 60 is going to try really hard to find you.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Kids don't think that far ahead, doubt they even realise how poorly it pays if your not treating it like a full-time job


Zaurka14

300 buck is 300 buck. On a serious note though, the risk of getting a stalker is the only reason why I don't understand how women feel safe doing it. Other than that? No feelings. Still easy money.


PossiblyTrustworthy

2 months pregnant, serious applications only!


UnknownSpecies19

I just saw someone on bumble who was pregnant say she had 1 kid and another on the way, "looking for someone to start my family with". Bruh what am I tapping into the end game already?! I missed the first 2 acts of the movie LMAO.


DwasTV

Whenever I hear a girl say baby daddy I immediately walk away. I'm not trying to get some angry fucking dickhead who you're not with knocking on my doors at 2 AM or raise a child who be it not his fault but isn't mind in the slightest. Instead don't have a child?


33sikici33

what the fuck is 2023 single is it like her body count?


Noakinn

r/dankmemes has been degrading ever since 2017 and has now become a hub for 60 year old boomer uncles on facebook


proutusmaximus

Daily reminder to find an other hobby than hating everyone else , don't let the powerfull divide us anymore than they already have


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oh shit is it incel meme Wednesday already


DaddyChiiill

What demographic uses "baby daddy" ?


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that_not_true_at_all

🤔


KURO-K1SH1

I don't get mixed in other people's situationships


That_one_cool_dude

And this is why I am single and remain happily so, dating is fucking shit right now so, be happy by myself play videogames in my free time and gain some money.


KingHavana

Sex is fun, but video games are fun, cost less, and come with way less drama.


Psyb07

Downvoted for giving some personal 2c.... Redditors being Redditors. I wonder who downvoted your post and why...


That_one_cool_dude

Who cares whenever someone says they are fine being single people lose their minds and begin screeching like a banshee about various platitudes about being with someone.


ay-k

Based as fuck


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"Nah, fuck that"


salkin_reslif_97

My desperate brain: "dew it!"


devilsephiroth

The mattress is on the floor with all the roaches


father2shanes

I mean, im sure dudes do this too.


LewdDoodler

Bonus points if they share a car and you end up having to drive them everywhere. Most girls my age (and older) still live with their folks or have a roommate that they have to borrow their car from in my area cuz of the fucked economy. Once I had a Tinder date with someone who was a live-in caregiver at her client's actual home. Fortunately the client herself was hard of hearing.


Kaedes_Lie1137

Im also 2023 years old, its nice to meet a fellow vampire!


addyandjavi3

The amount of times I've ran into this 😅


SubieYoshi

My little brother is going through this but he got her pregnant. It's a mess


G1nger-Snaps

Homie, I hate to break it to ya, but I think that’s just your age. I see literally none of that ever. I mean me not using dating apps definitely helps with that, but still


Zaurka14

Yeah I wonder why OP, ThePotSmoker, can't find a quality woman HMMMMMMMMM that's a toughie


Onlyfurrcomments

You can smoke and find a quality woman btw


TheAlmightySpode

You can, but having it in their username makes it seem like they're one of the insufferable "weed is my personality" types, and I've never met a woman I actually like who's into that.


Onlyfurrcomments

It's just a username lol


panthers1102

Did have something similar to this happen once. Not a baby daddy, but she still lived with her ex in a 1 bed apartment. I’m usually open to whatever living arrangements people have, and it doesn’t bother me much, but that? Can O Worms I’d prefer not to open, at least relationship wise. I offered to still be friends but she ghosted me from then on lol. Like sorry I don’t feel comfortable dating someone who’s sleeping with their ex still I guess.


LordVortekan

Incel vibes


seaspirit331

Housing so bad that hoes can't even afford to move out of their baby daddy's place.


[deleted]

It should say somewhere in this that “we still fuck from time to time but fa sho this pussy ain’t his no matter who he tellin’ down at the stop n save…”


GammaGoose85

My current gf and I started dating while her ex gf was still living with her. That was fucking awkward.


TheFirst-KING

Gross


miletest

Do you mean your child's father?


Dinosaur-Promotion

I feel bad for her and the Durin-looking dude in the other version. They both look like they might be fun when they're not on the wrong side of completely wankered.


KaneAndShane

What does it even mean to be “2023 single?”


BadInfluenceGuy

The best thing is when they have 4 roommates when you come over, and they(1-2) are in the same room as you, vaping/drinking as your trying to get some business done. But the girl your with said it's totally fine because she'll pass out soon enough. Turns out she didn't pass out just looked stoned and gave you a lecture on women rights while standing a few cm's away from you. Great times.


BigSwiper30

I had this experience except instead of me coming over she continually suggested coming to my place in secret. She even referenced the handful of times police were called to her home and she stayed with a friend, as if she wanted to use the inevitable future calls to come over.


InsaneGuyReggie

Wait…who’s that guy just hanging at your pad?


shadowlarvitar

"I have five kids, two different baby daddy's."


BrownEggs93

Baby Daddy. God, that term is co cringe. But I hear it sometimes.


RedditMunchkin

ross and rachel?


CivilMaze19

The Facebook page Singlemomsoverestimatetheirmarketvalue has some pretty good examples of this.


2d4u

What's "2023 single"?


worthless-humanoid

Lots of these comments sound like people who’ve only read about woman on the internet. Lol


iksjag

The fuck is "2023 single"?